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Hey /b/, tonight I turn 19. What are some things I should do in my last year as a teenager before I hit 20?
>Inb4 kys

Pic not related.
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>>684408071
Sharpie in pooper.
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>>684408071
I practice Sigil magick (Chaos Magick)
you can cast magic by writing your intention on a piece of paper or card
"President Donald Trump takes office in 2016"
there should be no negatives or wants "I want Donald Trump to be president"

that won't be as powerful or specific

then you remove all of the vowels
Prsdnt Dnld Trmp tks ffc n 2016
then the duplicate letters
Prsdnt l Tmp k fc 2016

Then you draw an image that contains all of those letters merged into a single symbol. The image can be whatever you want it to be really.

then you masturbate while looking at pictures of Donald Trump and focus hard on your intention, after climax, burn your paper you made this sigil on and release the energy into the universe.
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>>684408071
Bingeread berserk, muh nigga
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>>684408071
you actually turn 12 and you are underage

KYS
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>>684408071
kys
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>>684408205
Is guts still on the boat?
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>>684408205
no he dies :/
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>>684408171
Nice. Don't think I could do it for a year though.
>>684408205
I could do that for a couple months, sure.
>>684408473
Faggot
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>>684408071
Go out with friends, get hammered. Or do a shit ton of crack, or call a prostitute.

Also, happy birthday.
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get a GF op
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>>684408596
Nah
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>>684408700
Yeah I may get hammered publicly alot this year since I'll finally be drinking age in Ontario. I'll skip the crack and prosties.

Thanks for the bday wish
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>>684409047
Fucking newfag kek
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>>684409091
You can rot in /b/ cuck.
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>>684409356
TOP LEL
I NAED MOAR HATE FRUM NEWFAG
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>>684408071
Here's something fun you can try...

An hero
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>>684409830
A* hero...
and what about it?
How can he become a hero?
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One of you is samefagging
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>>684409907
Kek newfag confirmed http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero
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>>684410107
Baited
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>>684409907
Lurk more, faggot
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>>684408071
Glad to see yout life is worse than mine. When I was 19 I didn't spend my time on /b/ asking for advice.

Do LSD
Fuck a girls butthole
Fuck a girls butthole on LSD

Only things you got to do before turning 20.
Enjoy your birthday browsing /b/ faggot!
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>>684410363
He makes a good point
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>>684410322
>last minute defense to realizing you fucked up
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>>684410107
dunno if bait or glorious newfriend
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>>684408071
leave your mom's basement, faggot
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>>684408071
Happy Birthday you fag
Get laid
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>>684410363
Lol what? The day hasn't even started... But I'll hear your suggestions ya royal faggot
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>>684410560
kek those retards taking the bait...
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>>684410799
Uh yeah sorry, it's yesterday at the moment. Sorry I forgot about that
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>>684408071
Serial
Experiments
Lain

download it
watch it
watch it again
love lain
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>>684408071
You shitpost like 4chan won't exist tomorrrow
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>>684408071

Fuck some high school freshman.
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>>684411985
Can he do that
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>>684411807
What's a 4chan?
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>>684412184

Its up to OP.
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>>684412614
I mean at his age without as many repercussions as when he's 20
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OP are you still there?
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>>684413272
Yeah just came back. What's up
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>>684408171
P s ft.
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>>684414096
Almost for ants
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>>684413624
Make sure you don't become an sjw or your mom will have to perform post-natal abortion
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>>684414096
For fucking ants
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>>684414096
Go find a better quality image faggot. Disgraceful
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>>684414923
Sorry daddy.
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>>684414096
Nice thumbnail you fucking idiot
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>>684415166
You found it yet faggot?
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>>684415359
Eh.
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Apreciate being the kid of a group older than you
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>>684415359

>dude browsing the /b/ 247
>granpa is all about the shit he did when he was young
>dude does all the shit granpa told
>dude is messed up
>kek
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No suggestions but happy birthday, OP.
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