What's /b/ method of getting rid of random boners?
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What's /b/ method of getting rid of random boners?
>>684400525
Flex leg muscles
>>684400525
Nigguh flex a muscle for 60 seconds. Insta boner kill. I mean you gotta REALLY flex it though.
>>684400525
Walk around, proud of it
>>684400525
Cut my cock off
>>684400754
yep
>>684400525
Think of your nana on the toilet...Oh wait this is /b/.
>wanting to get rid of random boners
>>684400694
>>684400747
This
>>684400525
I find if you let it slip out from your pants and go full erect then, without the resistance, it goes flaccid quite quickly.
>>684400525
HOLD
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>>684403189
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>>684403228
BREATH
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Pinching a larger muscle group also helps.
>>684400525
take viagra
shake shake shake BOOM
Go and have sex you beta fag. That's how you deal with boners.
squats.
Bait or underage. I stopped getting surprise chubbies at 14.
>>684400525
Rape the first person that comes in contact
Flex your butt and flick the tip, not hard enough to hurt, but enough to make it twitch, hold the flex and it will deflate.
>>684402406
Think of this guy trying to make a joke about /b/ but failing, and then him starting to rage as he reads this.
Age past puberty