How old are you b? Like, really? I'm 28.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
How old are you b?
Like, really?
I'm 28.
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20
20
22.3
on.
been visiting since 2005 or so
cp was rampant then, and i think this site got me into it
i think about suicide often
19.
>>684395878
i meant to say 30 y.o.
18 and I already hate it.
>>684396121
don't worry, it gets worse.
>>684394058
Im 28 too....
24
My vessel is 24
But I have the soul of an immortal dragin.
I am dragonkin.
I should kill myself.
pic related, it is my desktop.
Technically I'm 19, but I look like a 25 and act like a 30. Plus, I'll probably never have the occasion to do the exiting thing a young man can do, 'cause of my beta attitude.
>>684394058
35
>>684396197
Can confirm.
32. Newfag. Not that impressed with all the faggotry on here.
>>684397065
Leave while you still can.
>>684395878
are you me?
17
>>684394058
28 here as well, what am I even still doing here after all these years
>>684397881
i wish i wasn't me, that's all i can say
Twelve
>>684398073
enjoy ur year long ban.
>>684398073
Underage b&
>>684398170
enjoy your 6 year ban.
36
Looks like I'm the oldest ones around. I'm 40
>>684396260
samsies
>>684398103
>>684396260
>>684394058
28 too. First time I started coming to /b/ was after they killed bin Laden. I knew weird shit like that always surfaced here so I came looking for pics of him dead.
>>684398502
Do you fap to CP?
27...
i was like 17 when i start seeing occasional times 4chan
>>684397554
Seriously considering it. I have limited free time to fuck around online and this isn't doing it for me. I've seen some interesting shit but all the same threads being repeated constantly makes it seem like a place for retards.
15, still a freshman in high school.
>inb4 "b8, fake, bullshit"
I'm just here for the memes
>>684398608
really nigga?
>>684398822
enjoy your 3 year ban.
>>684398817
If you're older than 30, you shouldn't be on /b/. Leave. You're not cool. You don't fit in. You're expired and irrelevant.
>>684398822
I'm 17 been here since I was 13/14 for the dank cp
>>684398822
omg saaaame
>>684398608
No. Just a normal guy. Most people here are.
24 :)
>>684398572
>First time I started coming to /b/ was after they killed bin Laden.
I think the US might've done that
>>684394058
41 almost 42
>oldfag
>richfag
>inb4 faps to CP
>>684399053
Yeah, these days...
>>684398965
Aaaw, that's so sweet! You think the rest of you are relevant.
>>684398965
I'm 50 where we supposed to go if we ain't ready for the nursing home?
>>684398965
>thinking the I internet is for children
You go play somewhere else.
Punk
>>684399233
faps to PC culture
>>684398977
Underage b&
20 turning 21 June 12th
>>684399356
>Punk
KEK. Only old farts use that term. Go read a newspaper, grandpa.
>>684399526
Why you, I oughta...
17
im 25 been on /b/ on and off since i was 17
>>684399318
I really fear that happening to me as well anon, doesn't seem like I'll be doing something with my life in any case
1987 11 17
you little shits
18 but been on here since I was 10... this place pretty much fucked me up completely
>>684399526
But you never notice older people in any threads where they don't point out their age. They can't be so different eh
>>684399723
Reported for being underage b& when you were 17. As far as I know, the rule doesn't have a statute of limitations.
>>684399757
>doesn't seem like I'll be doing something with my life in any case
Exactly, so we need b too anon
>>684399885
kek
>>684399851
Besides the point.
>>684398502
>Looks like I'm the oldest ones around. I'm 40
50, son so no you aint
Everyone born after 1985, visiting /b/, should be shot. This board would be so much nicer.
>>684398116
Me too man let us help eachother bring this cruel world to a close
>>684394058
22 born 08/01/93
>>684394058
twenny nein
457 incarnations since Earth embodiment
Looking forward to Jupiter
17
>>684400113
Back when /b/ was great again it were exactly the people you want to have shot that made it what it was. You are what's killing /b/, not them.
>>684394058
12, mods
>>684400333
checked and b&
>>684400113
Hows it feel to be born in 1985?
>>684400333
double dubs trips check'd
>>684400151
Do you literally and unironically have autism? Nobody asked for your DOB.
15
0.5
>>684400477
why do you care cock snap?
>>684400333
How lucky!
I'm a spermatozoa
>>684400638
what is this "cock snap"?
>>684400638
>cock snap
--____--
>>684400930
a cock snap is you
>>684400930
Shut up before I slap you with my pork sword
20
>>684401017
>>684401017
>>684401017
>samefaggin this hard
>>684400930
it's muh epic ebonics bruh
>>684400460
top zozz
11 year old boy here.
>>684400369
back in 2006 those born in 1985, were 20 or older and made this place great. We were the internet heroes the plebs deserved. Then some faggot told fox about us and it was all curtains and dogs, and now every faggot and their fat mother knows about this place and it has gone to shit with the 20 years old of today acting like retarded hipster faggots.
>>684401234
xD well meme'd!
>>684401083
>>684401122
double dubs check'd
>>684396260
28 here as well. What I'm I doing with my life???
>>684401325
Basically this, agreed. It'll get only worse and worse
>>684401452
Shitposting and fapping, I reckon.
>>684401450
>shopped
23
Looking for a new place where I don't feel like a loser.
>>684401325
It's a cringey spectacle when someone on /b/ claims to be an oldfag.
26 since yesterday...
>>684401798
>does 360 and leaves thread
Im 12 and what is this
i was just born , tomorrow
>>684398232
Look at the file name
>>684401765
Yeah that sounds about right. You know me too well anon.
18
Ah well.
19 and planning to kill myself already if things don't turn around. This year most likely.
>>684398965
44 here and fuck your special faggot homo club
33, dubs.
>>684402636
You might as well. Not even trying to be a dick. If you think it's bad now, just wait. Or better yet, don't.
>>684402333
Enjoy your trips, faggot
26
My MS makes me feel 60 though.
turned 18 three months ago and life is still shit like wtf why isnt there an expire date on how long your life can be shit
>>684394058
19
i'm lying
>>684402976
Don't worry, it's all uphill from here friend!
BLAHAHAHAHA yeah fucking right. If you think life's hard now get ready to an hero because you haven't seen anything yet.
45 here.
Like anything else, it was a better place in the old days.
>>684394058
23 and life fucking sucks.
>>684403296
I'm starting to get that now, yo, but it still sucks lol
41
20 and been here since i was 12, and also i have a perfectly normal life so fuck y'all dumb frogposters.
>>684394058
169
I started surfing /b/ in 1893
You're all fucking newfags!
20. I am old. My life is going no where. I will die alone.
>>684398965
GTFO NORMIE!
>>684398965
> /b/ should be run by newfags
19
>>684401867
Are you me?
>>684402636
Please do it.
Livestream it.
Please.
>>684400333
>>684400113
I feel you. 1983 here. First time on b was in 2006. Now it's just ruins.
>>684395782
>".3"
Drink bleach
>>684396702
19 then
>>684396702
betas can get laid ur just lame.
>>684404977
Nothing wrong with fur threads tho
23
Inb4
>im 12 what is this
>>684408978
That's how you get more people to be able to see your post.
>>684408974
Sure buddy
>>684408974
I'm not a newfag...
I've been here all week!
20
still don't know what the fuck i'm even doing here
>>684409302
maybe you want to make love psychically.
>>684409365
possibly fuck tbh if I could find someone to just chill with i'd be alright
24
20. Been lurking and posting since I was 13
>mostly /a/ back then
>>684409302
I've been here since like 2008 anyways I don't really post just lurk and post here or there
>>684394058
52.
Been here since the AOL day's of 4chan.
>>684396572
Dohvahkin.
>>684394058
28 also
i used to come here to hook up with underaged girls but there's none of that these days so I just troll the boards spouting bullshit opinions but in reality I have no opinions. I can argue from left or right, light or dark. I can be Catholic or Atheist, Satanist, Wiccan, Protestant and I don't believe in any of that. I don't believe in anything. I am nothing.
>>684395878
Same here, well not the cp part.... I am 26 and I have been coming here for almost 12 years. Feels bad man.
25. Been here since 2009, and I think it was about midway through the year, making me 18 then.
15 years old I ain't even legal but I got dat booty
>>684394058
21.
>>684407294
>implying
You just weren't here long ago enough to have seen how common it was. Nowadays, you might see it a couple times a year. And that's if you catch it before it's deleted.
>>684394058
23 i came around in 2007 right before media blew this place open and turned it into a pile of shit.... i dont remember less shitty /b/ very well
Old enough to know better.
>>684396260
same.
I faintly remember the times I first came in contact with any imageboards... I thought what the fuck, how can any grown adult seriously waste their time in this cesspool of retardedness
fast forward 6 years, I'm a fucking addict myself
27 :/ might join the club if nothing gets better tho o/
>>684410581
not old enough to care?
I just turned 31 yesterday... feelsoldman.
>>684410282
hey brother, we're gay, but we're not THAT gay
>>684404610
Don't know why this is making me laugh so hard. Or at all.
>>684396702
>act like 30
Posts on /b/
>>684410919
Pick one
>technically 19
>look 25
![e5c9b59f730af070e08d54cde89c45f6f3347742c05a3cf1fd9b1524ba26bfcc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EXD30HT.jpg "e5c9b59f730af070e08d54cde89c45f6f3347742c05a3cf1fd9b1524ba26bfcc[1].jpg")
i am as old as the earth itself
I turn 28 soon boss.
>>684400113
November 1984, Agree
>>684394058
23
tfw all you do is your job, shitpost and play Skyrim
>>684396702
You're kinda a faggot. If you act like a 30 year old then you're a little bitch of a 30 year old.
I'm 23 and I practice Sigil magick (Chaos Magick)
you can cast magic by writing your intention on a piece of paper or card
"President Donald Trump takes office in 2016"
there should be no negatives or wants "I want Donald Trump to be president"
that won't be as powerful or specific
then you remove all of the vowels
Prsdnt Dnld Trmp tks ffc n 2016
then the duplicate letters
Prsdnt l Tmp k fc 2016
Then you draw an image that contains all of those letters merged into a single symbol. The image can be whatever you want it to be really.
then you masturbate while looking at pictures of Donald Trump and focus hard on your intention, after climax, burn your paper you made this sigil on and release the energy into the universe.
turned 21 last week, I hate my life
>>684396702
Edgy much? Don't like it, you're 19.
>>684409992
*cringe*
>>684411489
Global Rule #2, faggot
16
>>684408228
The juxtaposition of your age and that really hot pic are giving me some mixed thoughts
>>684411489
Underage B&
>>684399396
>underrated post
>>684394058
Turned 30 this week
>>684411627
I can't read.
I'm 20 on Thursday. Don't feel ready for this decade, m8s
>>684411627
>Taking the b& this hard
>>684394058
I'm an 8 year old girl looking for male friends around 30.
>>684411897
20s are a good decade m8. You will have a steady job. Move into your own place and make a life for your self.
![eaef9cd0385917e994c22dde600aa3dc805a8d0eca2c3c62a339d6f0ef70251c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ld6gWia.jpg "eaef9cd0385917e994c22dde600aa3dc805a8d0eca2c3c62a339d6f0ef70251c[1].jpg")
>>684409992
>>684410901
Thanks I try man.
>>684409992
kek'd
>>684394058
I'll turn 16 in a week
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>>684411656
REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED
49 I've been here a minute
>>684412222
Witnessed
>>684406820
>Nothing is wrong with fur threads
CP ALERT!
POLICE HAVE BEEN INFORMED!
>>684412351
what a great post to get underage b& on kek
>>684412222
Dubs confirms. Legal for sex then anon, not that it means you will be getting any more of it.
7
>>684406820
You gay or something?
>>684412492
I'd give him some if he wants. at 16 though I wasn't interested in sex, I was interested in not getting my ass kicked in school and losing my man boobs
>>684411959
>taking the b&
I believe you meant b8, newfriendo.
>>684412609
Nah, but I go to straight fur threads so I'm still a faggot
>>684398965
Tfw no one on /b is cool. Cos thats why you're on /b, ur a faggot with no friends and no life just like everyone else.
>>684412643
Could be a grill for all we know.
>>684394058
old enough to party
I haven't been conceived yet
17
MODS! MODS! MODS!
>>684394058
Too fucking old to be wasting time on this site still
33 and already looking for my cross to sacrifice myself on - seems like it's the best thing I'll ever be able to do.
>>684414500
>>684409992
Proof?
>>684394058
30
