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>be me 12yo male in the sixth grade >have about 3 or 4

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>be me 12yo male in the sixth grade
>have about 3 or 4 close friends
>seen this 8/10 QT3.14 since 4th grade but never talked to her
>turns out for 6th grade we have 3/4 main classes together
>we sit close because our last name are alphabetically close
>become really good friends
>she's nice as hell
>fall in love
>we always sit really close together when we get the chance
>she lays her head on my arm all the time
>every time she does it i get a jolt up my spine
>never make a move because beta as fuck
>her dad is in the Air Force and her parents are divorced
>not sure why but come December and it's moving time
>last time I ever physically saw her was the end of school the last day before Christmas break
>she was crying into my shoulder and I was holding her
>I loved her so much
>start talking on skype

cont?
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>>684391314
fucking loved republic commando
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I'm here bro. Continue.
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Cont.
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>>684391314
Cont
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Don't bother pretyping. We'll wait.
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Hate it when fuckers dont pretype
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>things on skype are not really going anywhere but are still going good
>form a group chat with another fem friend, going good with that friend too
>about a year later, around the start of 7th grade
>tell myself "stop being a pussy and tell her, she probably likes you too"
>tell her
>get rejected in the most fucking heart wrenching way ever
>called a "creep" and "fucking idiot"
>go to cam chat and decide I'm going to slit my throat in front of her
>act normal for about 10 minutes asking her "why?"
>pull out knife and open it
>she's crying
>i'm crying
>I slit my throat

(keep bumping, taking me a while)
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>>684393559
OP here, wrong picture, that was meant for later
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if this is a walk the dinosaur...
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>>684393675
rip
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>>684393559
Nice one, Hayden.
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Hayden is a dumb name. Anyway cont.
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Ah so this is a cringe thread. Okay. Have a good night. :)
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>posts crybaby betafag story
>doesn't pre-type
>???
>sage

foreveralone
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>betafag non pre typer
>taking forever to type

speed it up
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Cmon op this shit is good
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OP here
internet is a dick bag and deleted entire next part, sorry /b/ro's, gimme a while
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>>684393882
THAT'S MY NAME, but I'm not op.
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>>684395555
Holy fuck this can only mean one thing OP wont be a fag
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>wake next day, stitches in throat
>all family is crying
>put on insanely strong painkillers and anti-depressants
>get back on PC but everyone is ignoring me
>make several accounts to get her attention
>make an account impersonating her to get her attention
>shit goes down
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>>684395555

all hail hayden of the quads
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>>684395924
Holy shit nigger, I post like once a year, this is 2cool4school.
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dont die
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type faster
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>she send me this shitstorm, through tears I keep typing trying to get her to love me
>I couldn't accept she didn't love me
>never contacts me after that even after she said she would in a different chat
>I get over her at fucking snail speed
>start falling for the other girl
>blonde, blue eyes, beautiful
>first girl messages me next February
>wut.jpg
>says she wants to be friends again
>fuck her, but that was the only way I could even begin to become friends with other girl (they're best friends)
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>>684396879
Dude we're both named Hayden, all right. And did I mention I just got quads?
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this is a pretty shitty story anon
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>>684396879
nigger
jew
cunt
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>>684396879
is this going anywhere or is this just another dinosaur joke
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>>684396879
>>684393559
>>684391314
So you're a fucking psycho beta who should be dead? is that what you're shit posting about?
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>>684397745
yeah he lost me when he said he actually slit his throat

who slits their throat and doesnt fucking die
like how do you slit your throat wrong??
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>>684397306
Hayden's a shitty name tbh
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>>684398149
I didn't pick it, if I did it would be Dio, short for Diogenes.
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>>684398055
Just like wrists, probably didn't go deep enough. Keep going though OP.
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>>684395555
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>>684398055
People have survived head-shots...shit happens,or,in this case,doesn't
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Girl 1:Grace
Girl 2:Jessica

>Grace and Jessica have swapped places
>Grace is an aggressive piece of shit
>Jessica is the nicest person
>talk on skype about lame shit
>I can tell we're all bored
>this pretty much goes on for a month
>spike up a scheme
>smellwhattherockscooking.avi
>tell Jessica I love her after school
>tells me she'll tell me whether she likes me or not online
>go online
>group chat notification: I love you Hayden
>"thank you"
>"Jessica: "So are we going out?"
>Grace is obviously jealous
>"Yes"
>Grace turns on cam call and fucking lays a screwdriver on her nightstand and slams her head on it
>me and Jessica sit and stare in shock

>>684398055
Not deep enough
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>>684399256
this is so fucking shit op
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>>684399256
In OP's world everyone reacts to every emotion with suicide. Lay off the drugs, faggot.
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>>684395555
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This is a shit story op.
Give moar
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>Grace just lies there, not moving
>Jessica just stares, shocked
>starts crying
>starts screaming at me that this is all my fault
>I don't even know how to process, this all happened in like 20 seconds
>Jessica gets a gun from somewhere
>I hear a loud noise, I can't even look
>vomit on the floor I can't even handle this shit
>hear my mom coming
>need to pull my shit together
>I rush towards the hall
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>684400271
Everytime
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>my heart sunk to my balls
>Graces parents walk in on the call from the noise
>exit.mp3
>police visit next day, asked questions
>tell them everything choking up in the process
>2 weeks later attending her funeral
>Handed a journal from the parents
>Through the ceremony about 200 gallons were cried
>Reading the journal on the way back to the airport
>"I do love him I'm just not ready"
>more shit like that all through the last 10 pages
>she rarely wrote
>>684400271
mmm, nice try fag
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>>684398473
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>>684391432
One of the best star wars games
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>>684400498
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>Jessica turns her cam on as well
>She begins sobbing, saying its all my fault
>ask her what she's talking about
>"You pushed her to this"
>she pushed me to slit my own throat though
>"Couldn't you tell this was all for her?"
>start to tear up
>realize that what love was had not been before
>"Enjoy Hell, where you will see Grace"
>Jessica pulls out a handgun, shoots herself in the head
>blood is now covering both of their webcams
>but for what has been this?
>decide I too am at fault
>if only I had understood what she meant

So that's it /b/ros, I'll see you all on the other side
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I'm married to Jessica now. I was cleaning my attic for moving and found an old Zelda hat she bought me around Christmas 2007 and I had to tell you /b/ros so you all, don't fucking try love-based revenge
>>684401023 really?
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that story was really fucking gay
you're a terrible writer
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>>684401023
So the actual story is literally what I wrote as a walk the dinosaur joke. You should have cut deeper the first time.
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>>684401306
that wasn't the conclusion, I'm the OP that was fake by some fag
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>>684401675
The OP is an hero m8
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>>684401306
Shut up Hayden
>>684401675
Go on Taylor
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Is there a story on why you ended up on /b/
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>>684402186
Been lurking on /b/ for years, but just decided I'd share my story of how I lost Grace and that love triangles are never what they are, only they lead to sadness and death
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>>684402498
damn you imposters, but you're kinda right

>>684402186
Yes, but it's older than this and kinda boring
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>>684402498
>>684402665
I'm the real OP, but it looks like so is everyone else. Why pretend to be me if you aren't even funny?
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