hey /b/
got a legit question for you.
I gotta get up at 06:00, a stripper told me that she'd come to my hotel room after she got out of work. should i stay up for her?
> she let me finger her and she was dripping wet
> she gave me 15 minutes free (bar tender had to tell her my time was up)
> she kept straight up grabbing my cock
my doubt comes from
> she took my phone and "sent an email" to herself w/ my room number
> looked in my sent messages
> no sent messages
she gets off work in 40 minutes, my question is... is this legit or should i just crank off and go to bed
she has an angle, an agenda, regarding taking your money, one way or the other.
a stripper motto:
"someone is gonna get fucked, but no one is getting laid..."
>>684384913
Won't you wake up if she knocks? I can't even fall asleep in an hour.
Did she say this before or after you paid her?
Strippers often double up as escorts, bro. If you don't have a grand to spend on her for sex, I'd just tell her to leave. She's hustling you.
Samefag but don't fall asleep while shes still in the room. make sure you have the swipe card things, too. my uncle fell asleep and an escort he had stole all his shit.
>>684385960
she said she'd stop by during and after our session
"email" go to sleep nigga
Yeah OP, just jack off and go to sleep. She's going to try to get a billion dollars out of you and her pimp will kill you if you don't pay up. Just lock the door before you go to sleep.
>>684385972
well thats the thing that struck me as odd
she was talking about how her bday is on monday and that she deserves some promiscuous sex. didn't really elude to the fact that i would pay for anything
>>684386494
this is what i'm leaning towards at the moment.
not raelly cuz i'm afraid of a pimp or dont have money. i just hate only getting 3 hours sleep
>>684386620
are you well-to-do? maybe she's after a sugardaddy. She could just genuinely like you, though that might be foolish to assume. The thing with the phone is fishy, as well. Just use your head before your balls on that one. Those women are in the business of sex so they're pretty damn good at hustling.
Another thing, if she offers you sex for money in a public place, that's illegal. If she propositions you in the hotel room, it's technically legal because "what goes on beyond closed doors..."
When is she coming by your room?
>>684387149
thats true, their job is to spot the next potential client with alot $$. i would lock my door and go to sleep
>>684387149
she's supposed to be coming in 24 minutes
she never mentioned anything about money we were just talking dirty and she asked if i was gonna be around later, so i told her where i was
>>684386620
>promiscuous sex.
wtf? I thought she was working her way thru college. put it this way, faggot, do you REALLY think you are so good looking and charming and charismatic and sexy that this bitch is running after you. or are you her next "target"?
you are on /b/ asshole, of course you are a loser, she is gonna rip off your brony ass.
but please do post how she fucks you over in tomorrows pages, please
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>>684387696
Just jack off and go to sleep lad. Trust me that you don't want to be fucking around with her.
>>684387696
Strippers all speak one language. She is going to steal your money if you don't pay her. You're fucked now bruh.
>>684387696
Do you know if she's clean? Do you even know her at all?
>>684387918
you know i will, and i'll be all pissed off too.
but for real though, i wouldn't doubt this situation if she wasnt a stripper.
i've been here before, sometimes it pans out and i get laid, sometimes i'm left high and dry. never with a stripper though
>>684387696
You can go for it, but I think you're in for a hustle. Remember the word no, even though there's a fuckin stripper trying to have sex with you (easier said than done, surely). Just remember, it's more than likely going to end up in her saying "okay, that'll be $***. Depending on her age/how hot she is, some of those girls can cost like $1200USD an hour. Be careful, OP
>>684388181
no i dont know. this is only the second time ive met her
>>684384913
Idk OP. Seems like alot of mental truobke for what it's worth. She could have sex with you then have her pimp demand money saying you didn't pay, could purposefully stay the night to steal some shit bc she thinks you have money, might of been hinting she is also a prostitute and thought you picked up on it thinking you are gonna pay her or maybe she really does just wanna fuck. I don't think it's worth it honestly.
>>684388591
This
>>684388591
we'll find out in 15 min
I dated a stripper a couple months ago.
No. Just don't.
>pic related
>>684389129
Explain. I actually wanna hear the back story to this
>>684389129
i dont want to date her i just want to fuck her
>>684389129
Ew I'm sorry bro
Keep us updated OP. I'm bored as fuck working 3rd shift and I wanna know the end result
leave your webcam running, cover up its green light, and stream her visiting you. let us watch this train wreck,
>>684389633
Checked
>>684389598
will do brother
Gl OP
Rooting for it being a legit hook-up
>>684389328
>met her through tinder
>was vague about what she did
>noticed she rarely worked
>she would text me super late at night
>eventually told me
>went to her work one night
>banged her in the back
>bouncer was angry I didn't pay
>I lol'd because he was only like 5'6"
Anyways
>wasn't that great in bed considering she's a pro
>single mom
>batshit cray
>more baggage than an airport terminal
>can't bring her around friends
>strippers look awful in the daylight
>much shame and regret
Overall they are too crazy, will probably steal from you if you give them the chance, and if you piss them off they'll probably turn violent.
Just keep in mind how mentally fucked up she is after working a shit job with no future for so long.
>>684390322
im stayin up!
>should I stay up for her
>>684390430
Is pic related?
>>684390430
this
Yeah man.. A woman who fucks for a living isn't what you'd call "stable" especially emotionally. It's kind of sad, actually. A lot of 'em are really hard on cocaine too
>>684390430
nudes?
>>684390430
Thanks for coming through anon. Picture and everything, nice. I agree, I dated an ex stripper and it turned out her craziness was from bpd. I would assume strippers have high percentage of personality disorders or some type of mental illness
>>684390661
Yep. Here's a non work pic. She's way into comics so usually her stage outfits was cosplay
>>684390669
Amazingly this one didn't, barely even drank. She was actually a decent mom but would just blow through money wasting it on garbage. She was just a trainwreck and clearly has no future outside of marrying a sucker that will take care of her and her son
>>684390678
Nope
>>684390988
You were right about looking bad in daylight. Holyshit. Looks like a different person. Also checked
>>684390756
This is accurate. Dated an ex-stripper for a year. It was like having 3 jobs.
1. Your regular job
2. The gym daily. Hotties want to show YOU off.
3. Dating the girl. You're constantly working to keep THEIR ego intact.
any news from OP? We expect posts while yall bone if it goes down. Or from the hospital if you get fucked by her pimp.
>>684390988
Have some self respect man
>>684384913
Well OP, I hope you aren't posting bc you're getting your dick sucked. If you just went to bed though...
>>684391474
OP here no sign of stripper yet but she just got off work 6 mins ago
>>684391898
nah just watchin porn in the mean time.
if 02:30 rolls around i'm gettin off and hittin they hay
bumpin
bump
>>684391984
cleaning that nasty cooch with ajax and steel wool, and gargling away the phlem cum sore throat will take at least an extra 10 minutes, dude. be patient!
>>684390988
I don't know about the rest of you, but I want moar of zis bitch.
Also, nice check'm.
>>684393269
rofl laughed but completely lost my erection thanks anon
>>684393621
this
You still there, anon who dated her?
>>684384913
Haha you gonna get robbed!
>>684393666
Satanic trips checked. Nice
OP here boys 02:25
i think its safe to say it aint happening.
sorry to get your hopes up. if i get woken up in the middle of the night i'll post tomorrow with the same wtf image
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>>684394100
It's raining dubs and trips
>>684390988
She honestly looks like this fuckin girl
