Waifu Claiming thread >What is your waifu/husbando's
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Waifu Claiming thread
>What is your waifu/husbando's most notable quirk?
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per anon
>Insult others ruthlessly
>Post fitting, non-sexualized content
>Keep RP to a minimum, ERP non-existent
>Don't be gay, pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>All ships must dock and drop anchor
>You're in public. Act decent.
>Avoid empty posts/claims. We know you're here. You never leave.
>If you cannot triforce, get out.
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Most important: Have fun!
Dio-sama...
Iowa claim
>>684371471
Not until he gets it right
Obligatory claim.
>>684371334
Being attached to me.
Kud Claim
>beer run edition
Back in 15, losers
卐
Asuka
Tsuyu claimed.
>blonde boobed qt
Megumin claimed~
>>684371334
Her love for explosions
>And some chuuni
>>684371334
kagami claimed
>megumin's top cutie
>>684371284
>>684371300
damnit....i really wanted to put that on there....oh well....
>>684371334
>What is your waifu/husbando's most notable quirk?
W-Wafu
>kud leaving for real this time
Most notable quirk is probably her quick to change personality, she'll be chummy with you but anger her god, her or do something that is highly different to how she's seen you and she will kill you. Not when, but how.
Rory claimed
>>684371237
You're more than welcome
>>684371260
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR SETTING THINGS RIGHT
>>684371300
I used to like them, but then I realized I just can't hit anybody with it, since I'm bad. Rip
>DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUDDY TWICE? I'M GONNA MURDER YOU
>>684371471
You better stay out of this, we don't want to hurt you
>>684371543
Triggerfag
>>684371610
Most notable quirk = Can be a total bitch, but I love that about her
a a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>684371031
So you are an intern for a newspaper? That is actually pretty sick, you should totally uncover something awesome and become the greatest intern ever!
>>684371060
How are you doing Tsu??
>>684371300
I must try it, when I find a place that makes it around my little suburb area I shall tell you!
>I do too, the more eye patches the better
>>684371384
Oh well I mean that makes sense now, do you enjoy it? Do you enjoy the power of being queen?
Rikka claimed!
>>684371543
>>684371603
>>684371695
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>>684371334
Her beautiful red hair.
>>684370393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO6QP9Qs9rU
>>684371031
I agree with both statements.
>>684371300
The good ones only though.
>>684371384
Well savor them cause I'm running out.
>Best idol claimed
>>684371334
>What is your waifu/husbando's most notable quirk?
doing whatever anyone asks her to
>>684371334
Shikinami claimed!
>>684370350
ah okay. how about something like this?
>>684370392
its great! I mean there is currently another Asuka but life will have to continue i guess.
>double eyepatch made me laugh
>speaking of useless eyepatches
Is Megumin here?
>>684370415
OMG DO IT ON EVANGELION!
>>684370565
i dont feel comfortable saying how many pictures i have of both Asukas lol
>>684371060
sorry didn't mean to upset you >.<
>>684371112
yeah under special skills
>>684371260
>>684370756
A SHIP HAS SAILED
>>684371384
I'm glad we have your blessing
>Asukas most notable quirk is her Rank as Top Tsun
At a concert, someone help me
>Koko
>>684371881
>>684371610
It's official now. No matter how much you try to sink it
>>684371754
Better luck next time~
>>684371863
1v1 me
>BUDDY
>>684371890
>I do too, the more eye patches the better
>
Do I look cooler?
>>684371988
Why must you hurt me like this? ;-;
>>684371998
Iowa is with someone else
>>684372077
Is it shit?
>>684372077
Why would we help you if you're at a concert you'd enjoy? Take your own water and relax. Get off /Waifu/
>>684372109
>long-range smug
>>684371863
EXCUSE ME FOR EXCUSING YOU.
>>684371978
>
>>684371695
>>684371603
qts
>>684371998
I haven't watched Evangelion to do something on it :S. Not spoilering it.
>>684372077
whats playing?
>>684372109
>illicit sexual relations
this makes me zozzle every time
>>684371334
>What is your waifu/husbando's most notable quirk?
She eats a lot.
>>684371998
>A SHIP HAS SAILED
No.
Fuck off with that.
>>684371998
There's not realy any point to removing the full body suit if the body isn't even here.
>>684372294
Binge it, I did it in one day
>>684371998
>>speaking of useless eyepatches
>Is Megumin here?
Ouch, what's up mang?
>>684371845
The fact that she doesn't even know how to act human
>>684372248
TELL ME WHEN AND WHERE
>no pyromancies though
>PAL
>>684372294
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING EXCUSED
>>684372344
No, I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS
>>684371890
Doing okay.
How are you.
>>684371998
I'm not upset.
>>684372412
>play darksouls
>i die
Jenny claim
>>684372248
I'm sorry m8, are there no good ones?
>>684372077
Who's playing?
>>684372294
well you should fuck the paper and watch Eva instead. It makes life worth living. its only like 15 hours for NGE if you count EoE and the rebuilds are literally fantastic.
>>684372347
i have more full body stuff i think but they may be of Soryu
>idfc
>>684372422
i mean your eyepatch is kinda useless. not much just checkin in on my favorite wizard and fellow OEWW!
>>684372570
>autism intensifies
>>684372502
>No, I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS
The ship has already sunk.
Fuck off.
>>684372260
Love it!
>>684372294
You're an exception but don't expect me not to post it everytime something about big boobs come up lol
>>684372297
Right?
>>684371988
Oh I am. Even though I'm more of a kotori guy
>>684372719
K.
>>684372719
Agreed, papers are overrated. Just watch Eva.
>>684372412
I'll probably get to it once I finish the anime I'm currently on. I'd also rather not have to do the entire thing in one day
>>684372502
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR YOU BEING EXCUSED FOR BEING EXCUSED.
>>684372719
>15 hours
Yea I'm probably not binging that, 15 hours is too long. I can probably find a dumb topic and bullshit it from there.
>>684372814
no u
>>684372833
>exception
You flatter me too much. Nice dubs
>>684372249
Yeah its not too great
>>684372260
Cus im bored af familam i didnt want to come, but i was friends ride because he works at these things and i thought i would just drop him off but then shit changed. Its not even a super good show, barely anybody showed up lol
>>684372297
>>684372709
Some local shits, theyre not terrible, cept one guy lol, just not my scene
>>684372699
Well, at least you got dubs
>>684372816
No
>No
<No
>>684372816
I feel like you were at the Titanic's sinking.
>>684372294
>>684372919
There we go
>>684372502
>>PAL
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT! MEET ME AT THE PONTIFF SULYVHAN PVP AREA
>BUDDY
>>684372709
They've disappeared
Just kidding I don't have bad memories~
>just 2 or 3
>>684372719
They're no useless! They're for show!!
>>684372719
I suppose this will have to do.
These threads are gay.
>>684372248
You look way cooler Megumin! Keep em both on all the time
>>684372570
I am alright! Do anything today?
>>684372709
QT Maki
>>684371998
Two Asukas is A okay with me! Youre gonna be fiiiiiine. Hey man Megumin is not a useless patch
>>684372796
Breast friend.
>>684373130
>no
>not
>>684372993
>one off
>>684373182
this post is gay
>>684372796
Milk.
>>684373244
You're gay
>>684372955
Not bad of a get yourself m8. Only 3 anons here are acceptable to me
>>684372960
Pretend it's an emergency call/text from parents about something and haul ass out. Worked with kneesocks
>>684371890
Yes I do lol
>>684373270
>>684373203
>>684372796
>
>>684372816
Didn't expect that.
>>684373176
Uh, strange, the possibly scandalous red mark on her neck disapeard.
>>684373244
Dubs again
And I have no trips
Imma kms, brb
>>684372955
I love u bby
>>684373196
Thank you, oh wise one!
>>684373196
Nothing really.
Boring day.
>>684373176
Your mustache skills are impeccable Dio.
>>684372960
Yeah, make an 'emergency' call, leave and make excuses later. Say a pet got injured and you had to watch the house.
>>684373408
that triggered me
>>684373532
be sure to do it with piano wire, and glue your hands to your head.
>>684372833
>Kotori
I got you famaroni.
>>684372960
Ah, understandable. Enjoy the ear rape kek.
>>684373130
Ayy less than me. Let's keep our numbers down.
>>684373196
Qt3.14 Rikka
>>684373474
Im interested who these 3 are.
>>684373532
Love you too fam.
>>684373203
Booby Brother.
>>684373270
>>684373487
>>684372699
filenames-kun! welcome to the party!
>i die
yeah that happens a lot lol. ragequit?
>>684372833
a bunch of your shit gets me actually
>>684372892
this pic gets me every time too. no idea why
>>684372919
I love it when I agree with myself
>>684372955
but you have to! its seriously the most amazing thing. there is a point when they use Beethovens ode to joy in such a fantastic way that it literally becomes a masterpiece.
>>684372960
hey at least you are supporting local talent. that means a lot
>>684373130
>for show
you mean they make you more kawaii?
>>684373176
i love it thank you Dio-sama!
>pic related for you
>>684373196
well i mean she DOES just wear it to make her look more kawaii. but that has purpose on its own. also i wasn't calling her worthless i was saying the patch was lol.
I'm back.
>>684373130
>>684373562
I missed your post damn, you just got ignored.
I'd love to, actually, I love to play with people that I've met on waifu, but... I haven't yet gotten to pointiff
If you're interested, I can give you my steam or something, and I'll tell you when I get there
>>684373792
Alright, thanks for the tip
>done
>>684374008
Naw fam, I love you mor-. oh, nothing. Yeah, eh, cool
the Ness/Rosalina MU is pure fucking cancer
im so triggered right now
>>684374170
hey back, im front!!! how are you doing??
>>684374246
>Noticed
Cutie
>>684373929
Ayy
Gotta keep'em low
>Note to self, avoid crazy bitches or 3D
>>684374148
>kawaii
You obviously meant "cooler"~
>>684374177
That would be great! I'm prepared to get my ass handed to me~
>>684374170
Welcome back!
>>684374148
not really rage-quit (it was mainly my own fault). i just get tired after a while.
>>684374177
did it feel good?
>>684374148
I've heard some of the OST and it was fantastic. It's the next anime I'm gonna watch and wanted to know if rebuilds were worth and by what you say they are.
>>684374177
Don't want to trigger everyone here huh?
>>684374226
>>684374226
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>>684373562
Anytime my patch apprentice may we learn from each other, OH did you get Uncharted yet??
>>684373571
Aw alright, I hope tomorrow is more fun!
>>684373929
Oh I got a 3.14? I feel..so...loved
>>684374148
Oh I see, you almost made me go crazy, gotta defend my patch buddy, it does make her more cute, I love it
>>684374170
Welcome back.
>>684374246
Ruri.
>>684374395
Kirino.
>>684374226
>>684374170
at least you're not black :^)
>>684374361
>playing sm4sh
im triggered aswell
>>684374371
Dank as pun
>>684373474
lol i would, but if i ditch him hell be kinda stranded with some not super chill people for a while. But i like her style
>>684373718
Im no good at lies like that, plus id feel guilty ditching him lol but its not too bad i guess, 2 more hours, and the headliners should actually be good. Im just bitching right now
>>684373929
Kek, will do
>>684374148
Does it still count if i didnt have to pay? Lol
>>684374606
what are you a meleefag? :^)
>>684374371
oh, just watching some k-on
>>684374520
don't know if you have this image or not, but i bet you can put it to good use
>Shiro
>>684374067
What ya up to right now?
>>684374395
Well hello there, how are you?
Hope you've been doing well.
>Cutie
Says you.
>>684374583
Hey, Kyouko.
Any luck getting some sleep?
I was able to take a nap earlier, and for some reason I'm not regretting it.
>>684374469
profiles/76561198027912007/
Hit me up whenever I'm online and we can play
>>684374506
Yes, of course. Btw, what does it feel to have such a cold waifu?
>>684374507
But I said I loved you...
>>684374606
>>684374170
>at least you're not black
That truly is what matters most
>>684373929
>file name describes pic
Love it so much! Thank you!!
>>684374170
Heyo
>>684374008
You, the bun and Galky
>>684374148
Like this?
>
>>684374800
it feels cold.
>>684374869
>forgot pic
>>684374148
I suppose this is the best that I can get out of your waifu, she's not that great of a canvas.
>>684374800
You already know I love you fam
>>684374866
Nice dubs. It's got more truth to it
>>684374745
>>684374371
totally just realized you said how you're doing and not what
>>684374869
put on a blanket
>>684374937
can my waifu be dio'd?
>>684374520
I should have it tomorrow~
>>684374800
I hope you can put up with a casul~
>>684374148
Good to know.
>>684374520
Nope. Training for my morning job.
9 to 430 on my day off.
Well, now I want to play smash.
Claimed and out.
>>684374170
Welcome back fellow Midwesterner.
>>684374469
Words to live by.
>When she told you you were like a brother to her
Should've stopped right there.
>>684374666
Godspeed
>Checked
>>684374520
Of course. It's the eye patch and innocent smile.
>>684374866
No problem, wanted to make a quick sketch anyway :^)
>>684375141
>Tsuyu
>>684374170
Hey! how was your adventure?
>>684374371
fucking zozzle
>>684374469
you know i did hahaha. I'm really liking her anime btw. just finished the castle exploding episode.
>>684374506
totally understanable that game is an endurance test. like fucking chewing on a pile of bricks while ramming your head into a brick wall
>filename
>>684374507
yes holy shit and the ost for the rebuilds is just as good. the Beethoven "masterpiece" moment as i like to call it happens in NGE and I can't wait till you see it so I can gush at you about how perfect it is. do oyu speak any German?
>>684374520
We are all OEWW here! I would never assail another OEWW.
>unless she asked me to
>>684374666
satanic trips say yes so sure why not?
>>684374866
dubs of truth!
>>684374937
i love it DIOOOO!
>>684374782
Doing better, now that you're here it's all solved. I've been well, just been playing some old Ratchet and Clank, nostalgia is great.. hey.
>Says you
>
>>684374782
>Any luck getting some sleep?
Well I never have problems with that, it's just the timing honestly.
8AM>5PM isn't a good sleeping schedule!
>I was able to take a nap earlier, and for some reason I'm not regretting it.
That's good to hear, atleast you got some rest.
>>684374772
Expanding the domain of the glorious human galactic empire known as the United Nations of Earth, securing our position in our corner of the galaxy against any and all who would threaten us.
So playing Stellaris.
>>684375329
>>684374869
Must be because it's a robot. kys
>jk jk
>>684375018
Nah fam, you're destroying my heart
>>684375108
I can put with anyone, really, as long as you keep being cool
>>684375064
If you find a canvas that interests me.
>>684375300
Of course you do, it was made by me, Dio, after all.
>>684375064
but then i'll be too hot
>>684375300
i actually quite enjoy those kind of games. the kind where you have to keep trying and get good. it makes me feel i accomplished something instead of just sitting on my ass eating doritos.
>>684375300
>Beethoven "masterpiece moment"
This moment?
Sorry for the late replies, just ran out to get beer at 7/11
>>684371890
It was basically an internship that they later paid me a bit for. I was only 16 at the time so they couldn't officially put me on the payroll at what they were paying me.
>>684372699
There's my favorite 6-foot tall shitposter
So how is everyone.
>>684375238
>>When she told you you were like a brother to her
That one hurts
>when she starts to hit you
Should've noped right there
>>684375300
That's one of my favorite episodes!
>>684375456
Alright~ I look forward to our pvp sessions
>>684375356
Absolutely glorious, keep making me proud.
>Glad you're having a good time.
>>684375625
Fairly drained. How are you doing on this fine night?
Miho claimed
Im back from playing BF3
>>684375300
It sounds pretty good from what you're saying. I only know a few words in German.
>>684375456
I'm sorry bruv I didn't think I had to tell you
>>684375779
Butt
>>684374920
>filename
>mfw
>>684375018
How about trips of truth?
>>684374666
Damn it satan. It'll be a tough one
>>684375238
:O
>>684375300
Sparta get!
>>684375458
Any canvas of shinoa?
>>684374745
I do have that pic I have yet to use it but I do have it, thank you Shiro
>>684375108
Awwwww yessssss!!!!
>>684375238
>Innocent smile
Not as innocent as you think
>>684375300
Checked.
Or maybe youre an undercover OEWW and youre trying to attack us from the inside!
>>684375614
Ohhh makes sense, so what do you want to be though? Like do you want to work there for the rest of your life or are you working towards a bigger goal?
>>684375625
Great! I'm done with school for the summer now so I'm loving life
>>684375614
i'm everyone's favourite shitposter
>>684375625
bored
>>684375300
i like the gif. wasn't much of adventure, was just watching some k-on
>>684375458
will this do?
>>684375625
i'm doing good, you?
>>684375458
pick your poison
>>684375779
You monster.
