is this bad???? i wiped and blood on toilet paper.
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is this bad???? i wiped and blood on toilet paper.
>>684369732
>>684369732
Yes, the toilet paper is defective. You should return it for a refund.
>>684369732
I think the problem is you're putting the entire tissue paper inside of your ass
moar blood. i also had a giant anus lump the past week maybe it popped.
>>684370051
well i wrap toilet paper around my finger and stick it up my ass. I get a little pleasure and I clean my butthole at thw same time. Spot on .
>>684369732
Call 911, tell them your giant anus lump popped
>>684369732
i have the same problem just buy softer toilet paper
if keeps doing the next time you shit then consult a doctor
>>684369732
Most likely a hemorrhoid that's split. Cut it off and eat it, then go see a doctor.
stuck this up my ass only a little bloody.
>>684369732
You're fine. Quit being such a pussy, pussy.
>he doesn't shit straight blood 3 times a day
>>684370354
I hope you're not being serious. If so, then that's the reason you had a giant anus lump, and also the reason you're now bleeding, regardless of whether the lump is connected to the bleeding
its just your period
welcome to adulthood
>>684370753
not beinga pussy i stick toilet paper wrapped around my finger while i shit for pleasure....
>>684370880
I am serious. I only do it when im drunk.
>>684369732
Hemroids?
Also, is it common practice for you to dig into your asshole with a TP wrapped finger or is this just a workflow you follow for bloody ass shits?
Either way, I'd probably slow your roll with that. Aggressive butt wipers are at elevated risks of colon cancer
>>684369732
chew your fucking food.
>>684370936
>>684371097
Toilet paper will literally destroy your rectum. It's meant for shit to slide through, not paper to rough up and absorb moisture from
>>684370936
> i stick toilet paper wrapped around my finger while i shit for pleasure....
what do you mean? like you stick it up your ass?
how can you put something in your ass and shit at the same time? i'm sure you are violating some scientific laws here
>>684371097
i am an alcoholic so i shit green liquid every day :(
>>684369732
its called a hemorhoid, drink more water like at least half a gallon a day and consume more fiber
keep up with the diet for at least a month and it should go away, if not stick to that diet longer
>>684371692
the hemroids are cause by me over drinking i know this....n :(((((
Your anus needs to install gentoo
>>684371951
no they're caused by strenous activity like heavy lifting, stop doing the strenous and drink more water you faggot
having hard poop will only irritate it more and make it pop again
drinking the water and eating fiber will make your poop soft so that it just passes through
OP, why the fuck would you buy bloody toilet paper in the first place?
It might be the lump, or you might have a form of IBS, like UC, or even Chron's. You might want to look them up and see if you have any similar problems then go to a doctor.
>>684369732
y is blood pink like popsicle instead of dark red like blood?
>>684372425
i have no job atm. I spend 5 days a week with my son and daughter. I am a single dad who won full custody and can't get a job because the mother is too much of a whore that I can't even trust her to be alone with mai kids. I was sixteen when I impregnated her. I had no condoms and moaned go allthe way baby. i have two kids i Love but dat whore lets anyone cum in her. At least I have all the legal rights.
>>684369732
U gots roids mate. Eat more fiber to keep that shit from happening, or get that clear fiber and drink it in water. Compacted veins from lack of fiber causes that, normally only obese fucks get that...
>>684371232
i do chew but i think it might be the popped lump.
>>684371119
i dont go all the way i just run the tp across my gooch and occasionally rub my asshole a little bit.
>>684370927
you stole that from South Park didnt you?
>>684371962
Lel
>>684373148
I no longer feel sorry for you.
>>684372810
I had a swelling point in my asshole. A giant lump. /b/ concluded it was a hemroid which i agree with. But doea anyone have a reques????
>>684369732
I have this same problem but i think it's related to kratom and opioid abuse
>>684370597
lick it
>>684373148
I mean I feel for you cause feminism has molded women into these "chicks with metaphorical dicks" that I just do not want anything to be a part of but a 36 pack of .5 liter bottles of water costs like 4 dollars at wall mart but if you want to vent Im here for you fam
also look at the bowl when you shit
if the water in the bowl is a light red that means the blood is coming from very close to your anus and the leak is most likely from a hemorhoid
and if the blood is a dark red then you have a serious problem because it is further up in the intestine and is most likely a polyp or even worse
>>684369732
1) You're fucking horrible at wiping if your wad looks like that when you're done.
2) Bright red blood on the paper is fine. Dark brown in your poop is what you have to be concerned about. Yours is probably a popped hemorrhoid.
>>684369732
You're having your period OP.
>>684374220
well i drink so much that I fart all day and it smells like a dead carcus. When I shit its stinky green diarrhea....
I'd go to the Doc, OP.
It probably was just a spot that popped or bloody piles, but you never want to take a a chance with pooper blood and if it is something serious your odds get exponentially better the earlier you see a doc.
Pic of asshole. We need more information for a proper diagnosis.
>>684375046
damn guys no one has called me a faggot. So much concern for my health. Thanks for the support <3
>>684375367
Pic of asshole faggot.
>>684375353
I'll do it for the lulz.but i gotta finish mai beer and smoke a cig stand by. Anyone ask and they shall recieve.
its called a hemorrhoid fuckin idiot, go get some suppositories and stick them up your ass for a week and youll be fine
Might be an Anal Fissure.
>>68436973
No its not bad. everyone shits blood. for example, this post made ME shit blood.
>>684369732
hahah I just took a shit & there was blood too.
>proper male response - ignore it
>>684375606
i know this but it's Saturday night and /b/ needs some oc. I just hooe I made someone laugh at my problems.
>>684375948
op is drunk btw+...
>>684375367 Fuck off Randy, you faggot.