Hey /b/, I've noticed that this board is almost entirely
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hey /b/, I've noticed that this board is almost entirely devoid of a thread where we're not all hating on each other or arguing about shit that doesn't matter. Therefore, general talk about shit and chill thread. How was your day /b/?
Fuck you niggarier
fuck off you stupid piece of shit, you think you're better than me?? you shriveling piece of fried hamster cock, I hope you contract AIDS from your stupid mother who was somehow so retarded that she conceived you.
>>684369163
You're missing the entire point of this thread. You go OP. I enjoy this
>>684368961
atmospheric black metal albums
>>684368961
Here smoking a joint, my name is wrestler, you'll see me post too.
>>684368961
welcome to the new 4chan.
>>684369598
what
>>684369598
The kinder, gentler 4chan.
>>684368961
Got laid last night. Debating on trying for more poon or going to sleep. How's your weekend, OP?
>>684369598
Top of the evening boss. How are you?
If you wanna try some sick shit, Human Serpent The World in Coffins. Fucking amazing
>>684368961
Grants on 5th thread of 5/14/2016 that wasn't about porn.
Am proud.
>>684369943
Well to be honest, weekend sorta sucked, but I'm tryna keep this nice and light so I won't go into detail
>>684370149
Nice. I'll give it a listen.
>>684369943
kekd. Also, always go for more poon. Life is short!
Pretty good. I'm going to MEPS on Tuesday. I'll sign my contract with the Army on Monday. I'm strongly considering 88M with Airborne, but my friend is really pushing me towards aviation. He says being a trucker (aka Mobile IED Detector) is terrible in garrison.
Any advice would be helpful.
>>684369921
Very true. I'm debating on whether to start up a thread every night around this time where we can all come to chill out (OP btw)
>>684370692
Unfortunately I have no advice to give on this... although I am planning on enlisting soon in the Navy (I get it, pussy branch besides the SEALs)
>>684370997
Nah, man. I'd go Navy if it weren't for the fact most of their decent jobs require a security clearance. I have the ASVAB score to go nuke, man.
>>684368961
It was a chill day OP. Today was my first day on my new job and i have some decent coworkers. Let me tell you that one is a sexy ass blonde white girl who I'd love to hide my trouser snake in (im 21, she's 18, it works). But other than that, it was chill day OP.
>>684371350
Good to hear! I'll start a chill thread up every night around this time. Same pic. Keep me updated on the blonde mate
>>684371259
Planning on being a surgeon with them. It's a fairly solid deal minus the fact that I'll make like half the amount I'd be hauling in if I went the traditional route. But hey, Murica
>>684371350
Got any pics?
Good stuff, man. And will do.
>>684371839
Oh, well, that's one hell of a path to go down. What type of surgery? Emergency?
>>684372145
Orthopedic actually. Joints and shiznit. It's pretty gratifying to operate on someone and see that your work has improved their life you know?
>>684371959
Unfortunately, no. I could risk life and limb to nab one at work tomorrow but other than that ill have to find something social media of hers. If OP keeps his word and brings the thread back maybe I'll have one or two for you then.
>>684372345
Dear Anon,
OP will deliver
From,
OP
>>684370558
Pussy is like oxygen though. It's easy to not appreciate until you aren't getting any.
Someone roast me please I just turned 19 I'm cycling downward from depression and I really want to kill myself right now
>>684372654
Kekd twice. Thanks anon
Spent the night listening to a bunch of old 90s/00s emo-pop-punk music while drinking wine on the beach and looking at the stars, enjoying night heat. Reminiscing over my old childhood island life before I have to pack up and head back to the big city. Vacations almost over.. time to adult again.
>>684372825
There will be no roasting on this thread anon. This is a chill thread only. Unless you have something positive to contribute, see my pic
>>684373115
Sweet jesus, what I would give to be on your beach drinking wine and looking at stars. Consider yourself lucky
i wake up feeling drunk every morning because of some wierd combination of fibromyalgia, rhemenoid arthritus, depression, and victimisation.
smoke dope kids
>>684368961
Every day i wake up angry because i didn't die during the night.
>>684373600
like i was drunk rather, hung over
>>684373648
I am truly sorry... but please take your depression/death wish to a thread where you'll actually recieve attention. Please and thank you
>>684373761
Doctors doing anything?
>>684374043
diet, exercise suggestions, dont do so well with opiate based pain killers, psychotics etc. we're all waiting for cannabis to fall from the sky, prohibition to change, legalisation etc
