Drunk roast. Give me your worst. Protip. You cant
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Drunk roast. Give me your worst. Protip. You cant
You look like an even gayer version of captain flint.
>>684366781
If i knew who captain flint was but i dont so u lose
Pffft that all u fags got?
Why 4chan turning my pics sideways? Gay
>>684366564
You seem like a well rounded individual.
You should take some of that hair on your disgusting unkempt chest and put it on your receding head
>>684366564
Do you participate in the kik chats on here?
>>684369305
Points to u sir/or ma'am still weak tho
>>684369535
Nope
Your moustache is cool and I'm high on marijuana dabs
>>684370311
Nice dubs dude. That pic is hilarious
>>684366564
You look like a sadder more homeless version of Simon Pegg.
>>684371435
Fuck you assholes. This took time.
>>684372354
Ahaha ikr... He actually photoshopped it lololololol
are you polish?
>drinking alone
get some friends ass hole
>>684371435
>>684372661
Eat a gang of dicks fag boi
Why my pics side-fucking-ways!!!!
I fucked your bitch
>>684373777
Because you are autistic.
>face palm
>>684373777
>>684374393
Trips trumps my bitch so idc faggy fagerson
>>684374502
I prob am undiagnosed
>>684366564
sad lonely faggot is sad and lonely
call a spade a spade ya know?
>>684374735
Takes one to know one tho, ya know?
You look sad because you have no real friends and your crush rejected you and your still not over your ex who left you for some douche bag named chad and probably cheated
>>684371435
thx for the effort?
>>684374922
First of all, nice dubs. Second of all... You know who i am lol
>>684374883
cliched faggot is still sad and lonely. whats a matter? i hit a nerve? kek
>>684373370
so... compliment then?
You look like Matthew Santoro and a hobo's crackhead love child.
>>684375136
Yes i think so
>>684366564
You get that haircut for your birthday?
>>684373370
>captain morgan
ffs add poor/poor taste to the list of insults
>>684375242
No it just grows like this now lol
Brave to show your face. Someone should print out your picture and do a tribute.
poor and ugly.
cant roast, but can feel pity
>>684375090
I think i hit one in u dawg xD
you're so ugly anons don't even care to add insult to injury, hence the dying thread.
>>684375524
how so?
>>684375524
>xD
Faggot
>>684375613
>i say as the thread shoots to 1st page
>>684375487
Brave? I just think u dont have the balls to
No Nascar on tonight? Don't you have some confederate flags to hang on your truck and trailer house?0
>>684375801
Bahahhaa
>implying you know something about anything which u dont
>>684375809
this is how a closet fag asks to get his face cocked
>>684375944
your liver called. oh wait no he didn't. cuz he's dead.
>4/10 diss
>room for improvement
>>684375862
I look that broke? But yeah its true. I have to save up to be poor
>>684376213
My liver is fucked dawg aint no saving it
show us your dick, faggot. i'm sure there's not much to be made fun of.
get it?
>>684376178
Then post faggot. No more talk.
>>684376487
Yeah u WOULD want to see my cock u trap fag
>>684376631
you talk like a 12 year old
>>684376631
that's right. now show me the goods, daddy
>>684376228
Not necessarily poor but kinda redneck. Maybe it's because you're drunk with no shirt on giving us the bird. Classy.
how many inches long is your cock?
>>684376732
You keep sweet talking me and i might have to... Fag
>>684376832
Insult or compliment?
>>684376518
Yeah u WOULD want to see my cock on your face u trap fag
>>684376982
inches? you're overestimating, anon
>>684376982
Im john holmes reincarnated
>>684377138
Bahahhaa
>>684377101
Neither. We've all done it.
>>684367197
He was a bad ass pirate from the show Black Sails until the writers made him a buttpirate in season 2
>>684377176
What’s the exact measurement then?
>>684377500
almost 5 inches tbh ;)
>>684377595
John holmes had a 12 incher didnt u ever watch wonderland? Lulz
>>684377448
Gay roast.
>>684377812
So are you 12 or 5?
Let’s see that dick. Let’s see if you are a real man or just some loser
>>684378220
Wait u want to see a 5 year olds dick? Dude i thought i had problems
>>684377812
being the reincarnation doesn’t mean you have the same dick size as your last life
>>684378614
Unless i chose a similar life/cock
>>684378778
okay post a picture of your big dick then