>fapping to porn >mom catches me >tells me never to
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>fapping to porn
>mom catches me
>tells me never to look at porn again
>ask her to define what porn is
>porn is anything involving a naked woman (drawing included, crafty bitch)
>tell her to make a contract with me as punishment
>tell her this contract will enforce me to have good behavior
>she agrees, says this is a wonderful fresh start for my behavior
>immediately get back on the computer and start fapping to lingerie and swimsuit sluts
>my mom threatens me again, says we signed a contract
>tell her these sluts aren't completely naked as per the contract and if she has a problem with it, she needs to fuck off before I start fapping to her IRL
>now she's in the corner crying
Feels good being gangster
>>684350615
Fking kek
Most awesome OP post ever.
Being a beta and an alpha at the same damn time
your mom is a normie
and also
>>684351378
kek
>still living with your mom
You sure showed her OP XDDD way to go!!!!!1!!
>>684350615
Quality
>>684350615
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>>684350615
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>>684351659
Samefag. Absolutely Samefag.
>>684351659
You know how some greentexts get screen capped and presented to future generations
That's probably gonna happen to this one
>>684351784
>9 posters
>8 replies
Try again sweetheart
Op isn't a faggot.
>>684351784
Not even close, cock fagggg
>>684351906
it's called proxies you stupid nigger
Hahaha oh wow man you did it.. Absolut madman
>>684351784
>>>684351378
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>>>684350615 (OP)
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>>>684351659 (You)
>Samefag. Absolutely Samefag.
nice try nigger
>>684350615
none of this happened. youre 12.
>>684352057
>using proxy IPs to hide his samefaggibg
>>684352069
Are you serious? You better be not
>>684352228
STOP USING PROXIES OP YOU ABSULOTE ANAL FAGIT
>>684352264
Y
How else would people laugh at this autosm
>>684352239
Who the fuck would go through all that effort just to say kek to one post
Your a idoit
Also, OP is a flag
I'll take shit that never happened for 400$ ken.
>>684352468
YOU'RE an idiot
>>684352423
Different things amuse different people
>>684350615
Walk out of your room, dick in hand, go to her dresser, get a pair of her panties (The frillier the better) walk back into your room and start sniffing them, and fapping, while staring your mother dead in the eye with the most rapey look you can manage in this situation.
>>684352587
You only corrected my your
>>684352468
You're probably OP too
I'm behind like 8 proxies right now, it's really not that hard
You cant fool me OP
>>684352661
love u bb ;^)
>>684352688
Oh shit you got me because I totally know how to change proxies constantly so I can laugh at my own post so I can be cool on the Internet
No feck off
>>684352853
:^))))
>>684352940
Oh, so you admit I'm right?
Lol nigger get trolled
Haha nice going OP! Now fuck her and post pics fag. KUWAII
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>>684352423
The only autism i can see is you saying othes use proxies just to samefag their own thread
RETWEET IF OP IS GOING TO SAVE /B/
>>684353203
Dude, shut the fuck up.
