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Good evening, Anonymous. I'm feeling a little under the

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Good evening, Anonymous. I'm feeling a little under the weather tonight, but I'm here for you.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>To go easy on me, we'll do things differently than usual.
>Dubs, trips, or any other special GET gets a reading from the Hermetic Tarot
>Point out your GET for me if I miss it and please be patient.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name (real or made up) and you get a fortune cookie if you don't GET, courtesy of a junior shrine maiden.

Let's have fun.
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This is a bump. There are many like it, but this is yours.
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heres your bump
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ITS DAT REIMU O SHIT WADDUP
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>>684350698
Well now I feel special!
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>>684350578
morning raymooo
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Here's another one, since everyone seems to be doing it.
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The Doc is in. I'm doing this for our safety, again.
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>>684351191
IT'S DOUBLE CURSED NOW FUCKER
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>>684350811
oh
hello
pervert

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684351363
okay, can we call it a truce

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684351191
yes, yes
>>684351363
I believe curses work on a mathematical basis, and hence cancel each other out.
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>>684351388
no u and ohai
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>>684351545
no
you're a fucking popcorn eater pervert
admit it
NOW

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684351489
Wouldn't that depend? Curses could be multiplicative.
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I have finals next week, how screwed am I?
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Thank you all, I appreciate the bumps!

>>684350811
Ch-check'd!

That was fast.
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Kathrine
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OH FUCK I HEARD GUNSHOTS CLOSE

-Doc Goldeneys
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>>684350578
Any chance you have sauce on the pic?
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>>684350578

It's a shame, she's adorable.

But look at those fucking ET fingers.
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>>684351681
there is nothing wrong with eating popcorn and i admit nothing
>>684351745
>Kathrine ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Friend", "37".
good luck for you friend
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>>684352008
ADMIT IT RIGHT NOW BEFORE I SCRATCH YOUR HELMET

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684351388
Check'd~

>>684351700
Since you asked a question already, I'll start here.

>Four of Swords
Lord of Rest from Strife

Ohh, wow. Just seeing this card tells me not to worry. Hehe. You'll pull through! That doesn't mean not to study, though.
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>>684352353
woohooooooo
also, me is gonna join the steam group

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684352210
helmet is already cracked, scratches are nothing
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I'll take a reading for 無.
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>>684352574
FUCK

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684352519
Oh, okay. Do you need help finding it?
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>>684352353
Hey, I missed seeing you around! How have you been? I'm a little confused about the future but I'm thinking about getting an associate's and becoming a radiology tech. Don't really know if that's the right path but it's what I'm planning to do. Any insights? Also how've you been lately?

-K
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>>684352906
nah, managed to see it from boat guy.
already entered

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684352610
>無 has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "3".
fortune cookie doesnt look good, if you want to use my dubs here >>684350811 for a hopefully better 3 card go for it
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>>684353092
>Lucky keywords: "Void"
That's a start with that name at least.
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>>684353025
Oh, pretty good overall! I just had a full day today baking in the sun. I got a nice tan, and didn't get burned, but now I'm feeling the after effects.

I do have something that helped me find my life goal though.

生き甲斐
(ikigai)
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I have realized something.
Prior to what happened a few threads ago, the abilities I had were far superior to many forms of fortune telling. Mere physical contact with me would cause a flood of information about the person's past and future, all accurate with certainty.
...
Well, it isn't as effective now, but it's still a good method. That was also worth it.
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>>684353092
No, that's about right. Thank you.
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>>684353796
alrighty then
>>684353788
seems my buttbump got another pair of dubs to donate
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>>684353988
okay i give up
can i also have some nog

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684353707
I'll admit that I don't have a full grasp of what that indicates or exactly how to reach it, but I'm glad that it helped you and I'll try to keep it in mind. Also great to hear that you had a nice day! Always love spending some time outside in the light.

-K
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>>684353709
Oh? What makes it worth it, then?

>>684353047
I should let you know we barely use the Steam group, since its original purpose (alerting everyone at the same time) seems not to work. At least not for everyone.

Maybe we'll find another use for it sometime though.

>>684351805
That lovely lady would be Nagumo Wa-Nu.
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>>684353988
AND MORE DUBS
>>684354107
its in the shrine go get it
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>>684354248
okay.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684354280
fine
i'll also get one of reimu's suits then
>grabs some nog and a suit

-Doc Goldeneye
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Xavier
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>>684354518
if we keep taking those shes gonna run out soon.

...or is that what you're planning
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>>684354680
no.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684354149
It requires a lot of self-reflection to come to it, but it's a concept that exists separately from all the other things on that Venn diagram. I don't know that there's an English concept of the same kind-- a calling is similar, but less detailed I think.

That's the hardest part to figure out, in my opinion.
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>>684354248
>Oh? What makes it worth it, then?
The removal of my ability to see the future with certainty. It was an acceptable result of there no longer being a future that is certain.
In fact, I like it more this way.
...
Knowing everything about my future is boring, no fun. Or did I know everything else, except for my future? It seems like both tried to be true.
...
So, what does everyone here do in their spare time?
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>>684354671
>Xavier has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "46".
not good or bad, you make your own luck this year
>>684354784
orly now?
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>>684354986
yes, rly

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684354803
>>684354149

Er... What you can be paid for is the hardest part to figure out. You have to think of each of your passions in life and then try to think of a way you could be paid for them.

No matter what, remember to give yourself permission to fail. What that means is, would you rather play it safe and do something you don't enjoy, or risk some years of hardship for the thing you truly want?
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>>684354839
Make art... that always sounds pretentious but I use different media so it's hard to just call it drawing. I also paint and do digital stuff. When I really wanna relax, I play games.

Lately, tarot too. This is kind of my spare time.
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Been a while, sup
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>>684356252
What do you do for work?
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>>684355459
>>684355825
>>684356172
wad

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684356366
Shrine maiden. You know, I hunt evil spirits and stuff.
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>>684356366
Also, check'd.
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>>684356321
hello person i dont know and not much
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>>684356252
I think 'pretentious' is a word that is used too much, and often incorrectly. It seems all you need to do to be branded as pretentious is pretty much anything involving art.
>mfw people call me pretentious for talking and acting the way I do
>even though they have never felt what it is like to experience my type of awareness
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>>684356321
Oh, hi! Good to see you again!
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>>684357223
I can see how that could come off as pretentious, even if it may be very true. People often don't like to recognize their failings or limitations.

>>684356827
Every time you say this I'm amazed by it because it's such a foreign concept to me. Pretty radical job, though. I'd ask you to read my fortune because I'm always fascinated, but I don't know that I have much to ask.

-K
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Remo
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>>684356172
This is a great idea.
If I find a planet, create life, and eventually form mammals, or something similar to mammals, this could work.
The young could find and consume the borange themselves, and breastfeed without having to be constantly near their mother.
Will it work?
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>>684357223
I put my heart into the things I create, so they're art to me either way. It just sounds pretentious, because of what you just said. But I don't really consider it so because I had to spend years getting where I am and learning how to think critically about it.

People who aren't willing to put in the time to something that might never pay off in any big way are the ones who think it's pretentious to try. But I consider it my true 生き甲斐 since I was born into being a shrine maiden.
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>>684357689
>Remo has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "27".
no power gains this year
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>>684357034
>>684357264
Hi hi

Lately I'm playing Starbreak. It's like Contra, but online with over a dozen people on a level sometimes.
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>>684357462
Ah, you'd have to get dubs anyway or it wouldn't be fair.

I play by the rules too. If I get them I might donate them to a friend or something, but only if I actually got them~
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>>684357462
if you want a reading just use one of the dubs or the trips i got, i don't need them
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>>684357999
These trips have gone unchecked for too long.
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Hello everyone, sorry I'm late

How's everyone doing?

-Sweet Roll
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>>684358254
I'd start rolling like usual but I feel that'd be obnoxious and also I don't want to put any unnecessary pressure on you. I'm not sure if your readings are difficult in any fashion, but I'm sure it is at least time consuming for you.

-K
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>>684357999
Checked
>>684358477
and checked

I'm not mad about my singles
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>>684357999
>>684358477
Jeez, Chief. Did you take my lucky outfit by mistake? Usually I get them first.
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>>684358563
pretty good, amused that doc is accusing me of being a pervert
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>>684358419
Just to let you know, I hate you.
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>>684358742
>inb4 chief replies to this and gets dubs
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>>684350578
What do you think of the new doom?
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>>684358713
hey im naturally lucky too
>>684358742
i didnt drag you back into this abyss you just followed me
>>684358875
LETS FIND OUT
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>>684358621
I could give you a simple reading with just a single card or up to three, depending on the question, if you wanna take Chief's offer up at some point. >>684358419

It seems pretty slow right now as far as readings go, so I wouldn't mind~
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>>684359087
nope
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>>684358718

Oh really?

What did you do to make him think that?

-Sweet Roll
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Hello Reimu!

Where did you find Marisa? I want to steal her for myself now!
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>>684359181
said "go for it" when someone asked if they should strip. im not gonna stop them
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>>684359087
You were the one that opened the abyss again in the first place.
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>>684359321
cant deny that one
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Hay raymoo I found sum trasur
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>>684359235
Ihihi~

She's great isn't she? Reisen told me the same thing after they became friends. If you remember, she was one of the three Marisas who ever stopped by the shrine.

One of them only showed up once, one of them was too busy and eventually decided to move on, and this one who was originally Sad Marisa is now a glowing ball of sunshine who seems to be with us for good.

I'm glad it was her, in the end~
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>>684359096
I might actually do just that.

>>684358419
Thank you for the offer, kind sir.

I'm not sure how to word this in a way that makes sense for any kind of reading, but I'm just a little lost in my path right now. I'm planning on doing this associate's thing and I don't know if that's what I should be focusing my energies on. Does that make any sense?

-K
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>>684359536
Oh, really? That's great! I'm really happy for you!

>subtly pushes the donation box out into the middle of the room
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I'm watching Workaholics right now. They are total fucking retards.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684359889
You want burgerbucks, don't you?
>donates 5 burgerbucks
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>>684359316

It was that person's choice, I may have said the same thing if that same anon asked me.

-Sweet Roll
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>>684359678
>in the end
Nothing ever ends, Reimu.
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>>684359889
Ehhh, what's thaaat? Donations?

I don't see why I should share, but if you show me your armpits I just might drop some of these doubloons in there.
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>>684359678
She must've come straight from heaven.

>>684360220
Well
I hope this never ends.
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>>684360555
MORE TRIPS
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>>684359731
I can work with that, I think! It might be a vague series of good and bad omens, but it should help at least.

>1) Nine of Swords
Lord of Despair and Cruelty

...jeez.

>Upright - Deception, premonitions and bad dreams, suffering and depression, cruelty, disappointment violence, loss and scandal. All of these may be overcome through faith and calculated inaction. This is the card of the martyr and with it comes new life out of suffering.

I can't really tell if that means you should suffer for it or not. Let's try another one for more clarity.

>2) Knight of Wands
Lord of Flame and Lightning

>Upright - Order, discipline an unassailable position. Any opposition will be defeated. Courage in the face of attack or adversity and a stability that cannot be removed. Good health.

So, it'll be a hard path but it's one you certainly have the strength to do if you choose.

>3) Three of Swords
Lord of Sorrow
>reversed

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Spiritual and mental confusion, loss, discord, treachery and sorrow. War, breaking of a truce, quarrels and enmity. Physical or mental disorder.

These are really mixed signals. It's hard to tell if it's saying you should go for it or not... but the ending was bad, so probably not.

That said, do take it with a grain of salt... especially because it was so unclear. I'm sorry about that.
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>>684359889

>Dramatically holds a coin in the air

I WILL DONATE A SINGLE BITCOIN

>Calmly places coin in box

-Sweet Roll
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>>684360709
So no opinion on doom?
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>>684359512
It's finished patching, I'm kind of scared to go back.
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>>684360993
i have been logged on for 2 or 3 hours and have done absolutely nothing
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Hi Remiu thread. How's your night going?
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Hey Doc hey!
I heard you missed ME!
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>>684360220
Ah, you're right. What am I saying?

>>684360202
ありがとうございました ~
(Arigatou gozaimashita ~)

>>684360571
W-well, armpits aren't so bad...

(And you do have a lot of money. . .)
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>>684360709
That's alright. I'll have to face a difficult path on any road I choose, so whichever I wind up taking, I'm sure I'll persevere. Thank you for taking the time to read it, though.

-K
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>>684359536
>trasur
...
Little did she know, the treasure came with a cost. A curse had been placed on it, by its original owners, thousands of years ago.
Whoever found the treasure would gain great wealth, of course, but their speech woul degrade highly, until they could no longer hold a conversation with a friend or loved one.
Is that treasure worth that loss? Does the idea of loss even hold any merit? Is one man's >>>/trash/ truly another man's treasure?
...
>>684360571
>armpits
She was now being hit by the second effect of the curse.
Intense perversion, which will intensify at a rate slow enough that most observers would dismiss it as standard silliness and cuteness.
Was Reimu going to have to do armpit stuff? Would the lewdness get even more lewd? Would the thread continue, and the Earth keep spinning?
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>>684350578
Well, I kinda stepped out of my comfort zone, I signed up for online dating.

Found a few cute girls, too scared to message them, pls help.

Also my Ex seems insitant I don't forget her, I blocked anything of hers from showing up on my feed, and now she insta-likes anything I post, and has been showing up at places I normally go. Do I have a stalker?
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>>684361115
I'm a little nervous because I ended up disappearing on my FC last time.
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>>684361200
>W-well, armpits aren't so bad...
Both the decaying speech patterns, and the perversion, were getting to Reimu now.
She felt compelled to stutter, and actually did it on purpose.
She was truly happy to show her armpits.
Do I mean that when I say 'true'? Why does true rhyme with blue? If I stop being true, will I stop being blue?
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>>684360938
I-I haven't played it... I barely played the old one... s-sorry...

>>684361146
Ah, it's going alright. I have a bit of a headache from being at the beach today, but everyone's been kind and considerate! I'm really flattered.

>>684360828
ありがとうございました
>bows

(I don't know if that's a lot. Is that a lot? It's just one but they're also apparently expensive enough to buy Australia according to Anonymous, s-so...)
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>>684361200
Waki Miko Reimu is as lively as ever

The way you can see the sarashi underneath is also exquisite.

>>684361309
Phew, almost thought you knew where the trasur came from. Luckily they're just the fantasies of a brain with too little to focus on.
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>>684361194
Oh, hey!

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684361334

(Take this advice at your own risk)

>1

GO FOR IT! You won't know unless you try, right?

>2

It looks that way, I'm afraid

-Sweet Roll
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>>684361334
Probably, so you may want to tell her to fug off.
Also, GET SOME COURAGE!

-Doc Goldeneye.
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>>684361146
hi satsuki, night is going pretty good other than the fact i have no idea what im doing in final fantasy 14 now
>>684361599
understandable but if its been long enough they might have forgotten
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what did I miss?
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>>684361674
It's all good.
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>>684361309
I HEARD CURSE
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>>684362076
probably nothing, wallpaper anon.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684361702
>the trasur
...
This was it. It was the origin story.
"Trasur" had been her way of saying "Treasure" even before the curse. Why?
The curse was so powerful, it had travelled back in time. Exactly why she had been lewd and rude before ever discovering the cursed wealth.
She would forever be this way. Locked in a struggle of how to talk, and a struggle of how to be lewd.
Speech and lewdness were invented in two different ancient tribes, but there was a space between these tribes. A space known as, The Twilight Zone.
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>>684362027
It has been like a year, I think the last time I was on there was shortly after Purim died or something.
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>>684362106
Oh shit
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>>684361911
>>684361953

> 1
How do I build up courage, they matched with me, but they're so out of my league it's not even funny, plus I've been rejected so much...

> 2
Fucking hell, how the hell am I supposed to get over someone I still love when they won't let me go
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>>684362389
don't mind him, he does that every thread.
is he lost?
he probably wants to go >>>/out/
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>>684362293
that should probably be enough time then
>>684362389
well its triple cursed now
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>>684362547
I kinda like this tradition.
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>>684362106
>I HEARD CURSE
...
Mind-boggling, but true. He didn't know that his curse had influenced him in a way. He actually thought that I did not predict his coming should I utter the word 'curse'. He thought it was a coincedence, a slip in my mind, and not a plan. He was excited to come here with his curse.
His curse was to forever feel this false excitement, and have others groan and palm their faces upon his arrival. He would never know that with each of his cursings, his face would warp more.
When a face warps too much, it ceases to be a face. It goes away, into another spot in reality, a spot called, The Twilight Zone.
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>>684362641
eyup
does he keep a lookout everyday for the thread?

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684361238
No problem!

I'm sorry I can't give you more help making the decision, but a medical career always seems like a lucrative one. And radiology would be one I'd think about if I was going for that. Personally, I can't see myself being able to stomach the kind of stuff most doctors and nurses have to deal with, so it's more because of that for me.

I'm sure it has its pros and cons like anything else though.
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>This thread
Why do I always find it after its been running for an hour?

I'll roll for hermetic tarot.
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Happened to be scrolling /b/ and saw there was a thread so I came to say Hello.
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>>684362547
A-are you sure?

>>684362641
SHIT! I hate curses!
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>I need that penis, Blake!
god fucking damnit
this fucking show

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684362736
You like mentioning the Twilight Zone. I really need to get back to it. Been a while.
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>>684362914
yes.
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>>684362177
You're being weird and kinda interfering with my plans to put Reimu in my debt. But if it's lewdness ya want I can deliver, a little.

Uhh, Reimu? You didn't hear that, right? More armpits, if you will. Say, one or two more? Sound fair?
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>>684362641
Well I just logged in and the FC seems to be completely different and I'm just a little confused.
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>>684363064
Alright but I'm keeping my eye out
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>>684363198
trust me.
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>>684361702
Why, thank you... I-I guess...

(I feel dirty now. She better donate something. . .)

>>684362817
Ah, does it matter much when you find it? We usually go for two or three anyway.

>>684362830
Hey there! How are you doing tonight?
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>>684362794
fuck if i know
>>684362817
feel free to use the dubs or trips i got from my buttbumps here >>684360555 >>684357999
>>684362914
yeah fuck curses
>>684362830
hiya
>>684363188
well we're both confused and possibly lost
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>>684363023
Hows it going Doc?
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>>684362914
Why is this new Doom game just called Doom and not like, Doom 4 or something? Aren't there two Dooms now?
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>>684363357
I just... everyone I knew has left.
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hi
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>>684361674

One is worth around 459.80 in American, and 49948.33 Yen

While one thousand is worth 459760 American and 49948326.40 Yen

It's expensive, but not 'purchase Australia' expensive

-Sweet Roll
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>>684363148
your always were the slippery type. Haven't you done enough?
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>>684363425
There are two Dooms now. It's really fucking dumb.
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>>684363438
perfect time to make new friends then
>>684363440
hi
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>>684363275
How do I know you aren't working with the curse, soldier?
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Here's some friendly advice, don't have sexual intercourse with women in Thailand or Japan.

Ever..

I fucking mean it, you're playing with your dick's fate by doing that.
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>>684363648
I'm just kind of running around Idyllshire and screaming internally.
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>>684363463
Yay! That's still a lot to me!

I'm sad about Australia, but I guess who needs a Gensokyo II anyway?
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>>684363342
I am good. I just bought the collector's edition of Doom for Xbox One.
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>>684363806
good to know
>>684363858
time to see if i can spot you then
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>>684363034
...
Dr. Manhattan told himself that he was merely shitposting, but he knew that to be a lie. The Twilight Zone had grasped him, making him bluer than ever before. He knew that The Twilight Zone was made out of pure blue.
He knew that the only place in the universe where pure blue was manufactured was in a factory in southern Iowa, near the outskirts of a little town, a town named, The Twilight Zone.
Would he go back to the town, and its saloons? Did he miss the barfights? Are barfights just a myth created by the government?
>>684363148
Dr. Manhattan insisted that, with his intellect, he would be beyond the desire to see the lewdness of her feet. He tried and tried to convince himself of this, but he couldn't forget about the disease that almost wiped out feet forever. The bacteria of this disease had little tentacles coming out of them, and they would reach. They were reaching in all places, but mostly into, The Twilight Zone.
Why did everyone have such lewd feet? Can feet file tax returns? Is returning something the same as never knowing about it at all?
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>>684363806
Oh shit.

D-dare I ask...?
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>>684363385
Hello, soon to be Dubs Dog.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684363914
Hell yeah! Dog girl knows whats up!!
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>>684363357
welp

-Doc Goldeneye
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I was playing battlefield 4 and my mom came in my room without knocking and I screamed at her to get the fuck out, I looked towards her and she had a present in her hands for me. She cried and left.

I don't feel bad about it.
What do I do?
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>>684363701
i use this as my sig.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684363914
Ohh, you could've answered a guy's question earlier for me then.

How do you like it?

>>684363957
Your thoughts on the Holocaust episode?
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>>684364166
sig?
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>>684364162
Say you're sorry, goddamnit.
And buy her something.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684363914
Been playin that on pc, super good game worth playing several times
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>>684363956
Good luck. Aren't there multiple instances of this area or am I remembering wrong?
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>>684364162
Sign up for autismbux, you're obviously eligible.
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>>684364305
I can't find her. She's not at her house and I've tried calling her.
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>>684364299
signature.
more of a nickname, whatever

-Doc Goldeneye.
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>>684364162
At least pretend to care. Say you were at a very intense part of your game you couldn't die at and you let your emotions and stress get to you and you over reacted without thinking.
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>>684364360
as far as i know no, or at least thats how it was last time i was on. you can probably spot me quite easily
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>>684364190
I have not seen the Holocaust episode. I used to think that Nightmare at 20,00 Feet (The one with the monster on the airplane wing) was overrated, because it followed the formula of
>hey guys spooky shit is happening
>no nevermind spooky shit isn't actually happening
>haha we tricked you spooky shit really is happening
...
but it was kind of the first thing to do that whole song and dance, so I guess it's allowed.
...
I liked the first episode, and It's a Great Life, as well as the one with the gold theives, and the Grady Finch one.
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>>684363342
Mmm, delicious fusion of sideboob and armpit.

But I'm not donating! I'm not touching that box that cost more to make than it ever held within it!

I will leave this bag here, though. On Hakurei Shrine property. Ya see, donating would imply nothing was expected in return, but I do. So, next time the residents of Gensoukyou get mad at me I want you to like, get in in their way and all that. Or maybe just not come after me yourself, that would be cool, too.
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>>684364011
You got dubs though!

>>684364041
Hell yeah, I want that Revanant statue to look at when I kill a Revanant.

>>684364190
Haven't played it yet Reimu, It's getting shipped on Monday.

>>684364352
I am glad to know that it's worth it.
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>>684363860

I looked up currencies for that earlier donation, one of them was BTC, and I selected it because I liked to see them like pixelated coins IRL.

and also, I thought the high price might stir up a conversation

-Sweet Roll
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>>684364398
fug.
then, i dunno

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684364529
goddamn it
>>
Would like a tarot or fortune.

Name is Geno
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>>684364644
You too, Dubs Dog!
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>>684350578
Hi there. I've been having stomach issues for maybe two and a half months, and it's been all weird stuff, but Am I going to be okay?
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>>684364162
Uhh... be nicer to your mom anyway... if you ask me...

Some people in this world have blunted emotions, but that doesn't mean you should be a jerk. It's possible to turn those emotions off yourself, so just because you don't feel wrong about something doesn't mean it wasn't wrong.

Now, what's right and wrong is up to you to decide, but every day you have a choice to make. Do I want to be a man of reason, honor, and dignity, or do I want to be a man who makes his mom cry?
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>>684364757
>Geno has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "3".
good luck for you, you should probably study too
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>>684364759
We both got dubs. That was unexpected.
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>>684363599
Are you my servant?
Also check'd
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>>684364529
Are you really.... Really?
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>>684364644
Late game doom feels arcade as hell and I love it, and nothing feels quite as good as punching the heart out of an imp's chest.
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>>684365039
Eyup.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>684364644
Aw hell yea. Normally I don't like doggos but you're pretty rad!
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>>684365088
quiet you, she uses a spear
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>>684350578
Tell me something that I need to know op. What am I missing to succeed with what I want?
Name: Steve
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>>684364920
Been a bad year so far, I hope you are right, thanks.
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> Reimu senpai didn't notice me
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>>684364874
How am I supposed to turn on these emotions, and this is first time I've made my mom cry. I only yelled cause she burst in.
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>>684365287
I emoted disappointment and it seemed a lot more judging than it was meant to.
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>>684365433
yeah that tends to happen, i still have no idea what im doing
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>>684364558
Ah, it's one of the earliest seasons. I only saw it because I was watching them in order for a while.

I think the guy who plays the SS officer does a great job of acting. He's been in several other episodes as different characters and I like him.

>>684364637
If I don't come after you, people will just show up to the shrine and pester me day by day until my will breaks. Even Marisa won't let me get away without solving an incident, even though she gets mad if I solve it before her.

...what am I to do?

No amount of money is worth the headache...

>>684364644
Oh, I see.

>>684364671
Thank you~ I learned something even if it's only temporary information.

>>684364873
You should definitely see a doctor. Any condition that lasts more than three days straight is worth doing that, let alone two and a half months... It could be small signs of something serious, so I'd get it checked out.
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>>684365580
I don't know, apparently we're just going to stand and stare at each other for a while as I silently judge you.
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>>684365122
Agreed, from looking at 2 minutes of gameplay, the game to me feels like a slaughter map from the old games, and I love that.

>>684365257
I appreciate that, currently playing a slaughter map made for Doom 2 right now in anticipation for the new game. Thats how hyped I am.
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>>684365386
If you can't turn on the emotions, use logic to form a code and follow that to keep you on track.

As far as how to turn them on, well... it depends on what turned them off to begin with. Spend some time each time you interact with someone imagining how they feel, trying to see things from their position. If that doesn't help after some time, you might need therapy.
>>684365371
Told you I was sick. What's up, Sao Sao?
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>>684365386
My emotions are muted down also. I suggest interacting with people more.

And as I said try to pretend at least. Put on an act. At least when you try to pretend it still shows you care in some way.

If it still fails you can try to explain your starting to feel less emotion to situations and may act a little cold.
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>>684365826
I went to the doctor about two days ago, but I didn't say anything about it because stupid me hates being at the doctor's office. Sometimes I'll feel like nauseous, stomach pain (lower abdomen), and this weird.. In a way 'kicking' feeling all in my lower abdomen
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>>684365826
That's when you danmaku her face in! Like BOOM!

Everything in Gensoukyou is resolved that way, right? Plus that would hinder her from going after me so we both win.
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>>684366215
I've been playing the ultimate doom in hype as well.
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>>684363342
It usually ends up mattering. I end up unable to participate, have to leave, etc.

>>684363357
^ I'll use these. I'd like some tarot, plz
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>>684366606
Any mods or maps? Or just vanilla?
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>>684366439
Unlike Alice, I don't have any medical knowledge whatsoever. I only know that thing about "three days straight" because she scolded me when I ignored something for that long.

I'm sorry, I really can't tell you anything useful. But you need to make sure you're okay. Don't be like me.

>>684366496
Not only Marisa, but Alice, Yukari, and who knows who else...

That maid stopped by one time in the freezing cold just to tell me "do something about it" when I really didn't feel like it. The visits would never stop until someone solved it, and then my reputation as shrine maiden would decrease.

>sighs

(I really wanted that money, too...)
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>>684367120
Vanilla because I dont wanna buy winrar.
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>>684367304
(Stomach anon here) That's okay, thanks anyways. Have a good night, friend
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>>684367462
just use 7zip
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>>684367462
Respectable, If you want, I could try to upload some WADs in a zip folder.
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>>684367722
I'm also half retarded also checked.
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>>684367304

If you don't feel like doing things, why not get someone else to do it for you, and then take all the credit?

or does X issue need to be solved by a shrine maiden?

-Sweet Roll
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>>684367304
Hey Marisa actually came after me herself, and I've heard of those other people doing their fair share of anomaly correcting, too. Why's everything gotta fall on your hands? All you're obligated to do is manage that Hakurei Barrier, and I'm thankful that you do. Anything beyond that is just other people trying to push responsibility onto you. That isn't the type of place we live in, right?
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>>684367080
Oh, okay. Chief sure is on fire tonight.

What will it be, then? Do you wanna ask a question, or just set a time frame and I'll try to predict it?

Something like "next week" or "next six months" would do.

>>684367713
Get well soon! I hope it's nothing.
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>>684367952
The only mod I really want is brutal doom. I also have no fucking clue what to do with WADs.
But thanks for the offer!
>>
Not sure how this works but

Vince
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>>684368464
>>684368277
Who could I trust to keep such a secret for me? Marisa's a great friend, and even she won't pass up a chance at the glory if she rightfully took it.

The only way I know is to solve it myself, no matter how big of a headache it might be.

>>684368391
I know, right? That maid's boss had just caused an incident not even a few years ago. Who are they to say "do something about it" when they didn't want me to do something then?

Well, not only the barrier, but the balance and order in Gensokyo rests on me for some reason.

If I do too bad of a job, other youkai than you will start getting ideas, and then whatever incident you caused will look like a drop in the sea. You might even suffer for it yourself, so it's better if everyone just behaves.

>New thread coming up
~Reimu
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Frank
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>>684368606
Next thread I will explain how to use WADs and source ports.

-Momiji
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>>684365294
Fuck off Steve
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>>684369419
>>684369419
>>684369419
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>>684369124

I'm sorry, but I was talking about the second thing she said... (._. )

that wasn't advice for you I'm afraid

-Sweet Roll
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