Fucking friendzoned.
God dammit I was chasing this one for a while too.
What do /b ?
>>684348121
Let her go
>>684348121
"You friendsoning me made you loose me, good bye.
>>684348489
Roll
>>684348533
WINRAR
>>684348121
thats what happens when youre beta. i know the feel OP
>>684348533
Shit get. OP confirms this is now a get thread.
>>684348121
No hope OP. Hit the gym and fuck her best friend.
just be straight up with her and state your intentions. Probably the main reason she "friendzoned" you is that you didn't make it clear you wanted her sexually.
>>684348121
fill you betapucci with alpha gravy and success will be yours
>>684348121
man up, demand tits
>>684348121
lmao you pussy
friend zone doesn't mean shit
Basically, for about a day she talked to me about breaking up with her ex. She did it last night. I wasn't expecting to ask any time soon but I also didn't expect to get the door slammed on me immediately.
>>684348627 Her ex was beta as fuck too I don't know where I went wrong. In all honesty I'm not attractive, but I'm not bad either.
>>684349071
It does when you never even came on to her.
If a girl says you're "like a brother and would be lost without you", it doesn't mean you're friendzoned you dumb faggot. It means she really likes you and wants you to make a move. Stupid motherfucker.
Doesn't Snapchat notify chat screenshots also? You're fucked OP
>>684349108
you're a pussy bitch is what went wrong
>>684348121
Fucking Sarah's with an h are the worst
>>684349108
notice how the betafucker was an ex. did you do something he didnt? if not then thats where you went wrong. Gotta be out there
>>684349233
Then stop being a fucking faggot and learn to be flirtatious and start to (subtly) make moves. Continue to make your subtle actions more and more apparent over time and she will be bouncing on your dick in no time.
>>684349233
there's your mistake, you never came on to her
so you got "friendzoned"
>>684349500
Dubs confirms you fucking sperglord. Now do it and gtfo this thread while you still have some of your dignity.
>>684349655
Dubs confirms once again. Holy shit I'm on a roll.
Yea bro make just make a move, that's y u got friend zoned no moves were made
>>684348121
Stop worrying about women and just be yourself. Enjoy who/what you are, and do it independently of what some woman thinks or does.
fleksy ?
sounds like you're a natural beta. embrace it.
hopefully she'll meet a cute guy and tell you stories about getting railed and tease you. maybe she'll even let you fuck him too!
>>684350314
Good advice, what I would say. If u really care about her make a move b4 it's too late, if u friend zone o well u tried
Friend zoned aswell
>>684350713
Keked, ull have to make em dinner of course
>>684348121
cut off all contact
workout
hang out with your bros
>>684348121
>>684351030
You Bros did good allot of males are afraid of talking to bitches.
At least y'all niggas tried.
Head up my niggas
>>684348121
there's no way out, forget her
with hot guys (meaning guys that "get it", i don't mean looks), girls immediately understand that friendship between women and men is pointless.
She just feels embarassed to reject you and now it's gone too far. She is litterally telling you: please don't make a move little bitch, i don't view you as a sexual being little bitch.
best thing you can do is tell her you are attracted to her and if she's not down it's over. You can try to milk this for ages and you'll only get bullshit in return. Be a man and rip that bandaid aka tell her the truth of her feelings and if it doesn't go down, oh well there's plenty of pussy.
can't you see this is a lie both for you and for her? this is the moment for you to be a man OP
>>684349415
I've moved my piece fellas. I'm waiting.
Holy shit, the amount of faggots in here suggesting you make subtle hints from here on out and try to make it work is really triggering me.
YOU ARE OUT. Barring absurdly low self-esteem or her dad raping her, there IS NO way out of the friendzone.
Even if you were to try from here, the best (and only real) option is to stay friendly but aloof - go have fun, let her know you're having fun when she asks, go on dates or fucking lie about going on dates. You are going to have to show that you're a cool dude but not so beta to be on her dick nonstop. Girls don't like that, which is why you're friendzoned in the first place.
Being friendzoned definitely sucks but know that you can do way better. Girls are stupid and I suspect you knew this shit already. Good luck.
>>684352611
OP you dun goofed
simpin to the max rn
>>684352611
dude, i am going to be dead 100% honest with you.
LEARN FROM WHAT YOU JUST DID.
all that happened? was you made her embarrassed for you.
did your hail mary work? no.
siiiiiiiiiiiiigh
>>684352611
I'm rooting for you man. I really am. No better person to love than you're best friend. No better danger to your heart than you're best friend. I'm rooting but be careful.
>>684352611
fucking idiot, you're gonna regret that, honestly nice guys always finish last.
>>684352611
Bro, you seem like a legit nice guy. I really fucking hope that shit works out. Post her reply-- piqued my interest.
>>684353543
>>684353246
There it is... I think she took the bait and ran. Unfortunately can't take screenshots anymore because Snapchat finally decided to notify the other person. I'll just tell you from now on.
>>684352611
don't listen to these faggots
>>684352988
>>684353090
>>684353365
its better to be honest
There's no such thing as the friend zone. If you were desirable, she would be all over you.
>>684353915
fuck that, I was honest about everything once, relationship ended, decided to try again another 2 times doing the same thing, both ended. Try not being completely honest, relationship strongest and longest one yet, I've learnt my lesson.
>>684353913
This is legit what I don't want to happen to me. But no matter what I do, it's always like this.
Op, I know your agony, trust me.
>>684353913
Just take it slow. I hate to say this but don't get your hopes up. It'll crush you if it doesn't work out. I keep telling myself that but I still hope my ex wife comes back even though I know she won't.
>>684354202
well i mean you cant just talk with no filter whatsoever but OPs just telling her how he feels.
its honestly better to lose a friend and not be tortured by wanting to get with her all the time
>>684354437
how about losing the first one, that I've never really gotten over, I said nothing about wanting to get with her all the time
if you have a best friend you could pull off the reverse off-limits.
find out who her best friend is, and where she hangs out at lunch. have your best friend say to you, within hearing distance of her best friend, "dude, can you do me a favor? I'm in love with CRUSH'S NAME HERE. So, she's off limits. you're not allowed to talk to her"
her best friend will tell her and one of three things will happen:
a) she'll think your best friend is alpha and fuck him
b) she'll think your best friend is a controlling dick, and fuck you in revenge against him.
c) she'll laugh at both of you
HOLD THE PHONE FELLAS. I managed to clip this shot.
>>684352611
Just increased your depth in the zone bruh
>>684354902
I TOLD YOU BOY
>>684353913
This literally looks like cringe material youd find in cringe threads. Either take the friendship for what it is, a friendship, or if you can't accept her as just a friend you need to drop it.
>>684352611
OP, this really cringey. I bet you are a cool guy and everything but you need to stop this NOW. It's not gonna happen, she went out of her way to tell you she like your freindship.
>>684348121
I was in the friend zone with a milf for 4 years. After her husband ditched her, guess who fucker? FYI, I have many wemon in "friend zone" nest of luck to u m8
>>684354902
So she wants to chill, friends do that. I don't see texting through snapchat as a very positive thing either dood
>>684354902
Dude, give us an update tmrw!
My wife left me a week ago. She was my one. She always called me her carbon copy. We made love 2 days before. She told me I was perfect 3 days before. Now I sleep in a lonely bed. 3 1/2 years of good morning kisses, of goodnight cuddles, of always thinking we will always be together. No more warmth, just a cold empty bed. People say she tells them "she's free" didn't know I was such a burden on her life. Didn't even know she was sad. Now I can't go places. There's memories everywhere. It all hurts no matter what I do. It all fucking hurts. I can't delete her pictures. Even now when she wants something I go out of my way to get it for her. I'm still in love. I can't let go. When you're the happiest you have ever been, what is the after that? I wait for texts, I wait for "good morning". I wait for "goodnight" but I don't even get a "hi" anymore. I miss her so fucking much. She was my "one"
>>684355531
She's using her iPod. Her phone broke and she doesn't want to text on the old motherfk she's using right now.
>>684355603
Talk about clingy
>>684355544
You understand wanting to chill doesn't mean anything at all as far as being more than friends. Unless you don't even get asked to chill with chicks, then you wouldn't
>>684355676
Lol
>>684352611
>>684353913
>>684354902
She wants to hang out with you thinking you 'really like her' as a friend. She just wants to chill with you and you're going to try make a move and spill your spaghetti and ruin your friendship.
Good job OP. You're giving yourself false hope and it's gonna lead to you ruining everything you have.
>>684353913
OP, learn from your mistakes. Next girl, don't be so passive and nice. You can still be Alpha and nice. Alpha doesn't mean you have to be an asshole knuckle dragger. It just means being confident and secure with yourself and just having a good time. You can still be a good guy just stop being such an over sensitive beta male bro. Seriously, you seen like a nice dude just own your shit and women will intuitively pick up on it
>>684348121
"Aw well im glad were friends too, if you ever need some friendly dick, let a brother know =)"
OP, real talk advice.
imagine you're a girl, and you're a little scared of the guys reaction and dont want to hurt his feelings/ruin the friendship. how would you let him down gently?
imagine you're a straight guy, and your gay best friend is hitting on you hard. you're a little scared of his reaction, and dont want to hurt his feelings/destroy the friendship. how do you let him down gently?
>>684355797
3 1/2 years with an end result of marriage, erased in the span of a week, and you don't expect a bit of a heartbreak?
maybe one day you will experience it and you wont be so brash
>>684356089
>>684356193
Both of these posts are actually good advice. For 4chan standards at least.
>>684348121
>God dammit I was chasing this one for a while too.
if you are chasing a girl "for a while" you are automatically friend zoned
you have about 3 weeks to make your move after first meeting a girl. max.
Little do any of you know that I've contemplated all of these situations of outcome already. I could've easily been fine with being friends. But all my life I've never even tried with women. And after seeing all the posts telling me to grow some balls and just throw the bait made me more confident. I'm sorry I can't ever be good enough for you. We're just back to our normal conversations now. Everything feels normal. So I don't know if it changed or what happened. Thanks to the few of you that actually gave real advice instead of criticism.
Well she just broke up with her bf so i guess she just needs a shoulder to lean on and youre that shoulder. Why did they break up
Here's a secret to women: hide your sensitivity.
This part kinda blows. You're expected to have a rock solid emotional shield with the ability to resist many forms of trauma. This makes you attractive, and generally you don't want to expose how sensitive you truly are until you've really bonded with a girl.
Many girls will just drop everything and run if you show any side of emotionalism, even if the girl recognizes you're having a hard time and offers to talk to you about anything. It's a fucking ruse and is typically flattery, not an actual attempt at piercing this emotional shield they think you have. This lack of sensitivity is supposed to apply to just about everything. Be headstrong in your pursuit of things, and women will like it.
>>684356815
omg this is like every cringe thread autist ever.
actual girls give you advice saying "she's letting you down gently, spelling it out and saying 'i only value her friendship' meaning 'please please dont hit on me i am very uncomfortable'"
and you reply with some Disney shit about "being confident and going for it"
I'm going to leave you with one last damning sentence:
In 6 years, you will become me, desperately trying to warn some autistic kid NOT to bother his best friend with relentless creepy (YES CREEPY) flirting, and he wont give a fuck what you have to say. let these words haunt you.
>>684348121
just delete her number and move on, there are millions of sluts just like her. you got friendzoned because you never showed her you wanted to crack that pussy....stop being a beta faggot and grow a pair faggot
>>684356346
Its /b/ros like you the reason why I still come to this site. Thanks.
>>684355603
beta faggot
>>684357216
Someone doesn't know how to read the thread.
And roll trips I'll do a face reveal me and her.
>>684357457
K lel
>>684353913
Damn, what did you guys do last night
>>684348489
THIS
>>684348121
Just say it how it is
"shit familia looks l got friendzoned pretty hard. Well too bad, see you around"
rape. her.
give in to your evil urges, rape her and dissolve her body in acid in a dirty bathtub, and pour the acid in a local river.
>>684358863
forgot to mention you should kill her after u rape her, or just put her in acid alive for bonus points. give her that harvey dent spa treatment
Thought I'd add a bit of my own beta story here.
>Be me
>Have randomly occuring anxiety
>ThisGirl.png
>Always around eachother in school
>Anxiety mostly kicks in when I'm alone
>Everyone in the class finds out I've started going to a psychologist
>fml
>Start snapchatting with this girl more
>I snap her when I'm sad, cus I'm crushing hard on her and when she responds I legit start to feel a lot better
>She consoles me
>I think I'm in love
>Scared to get rejected if I confess to her what I feel
>Not only for the embarassment, but for my own mental health
>I'm basically in love at this point
>betaboy.png
>Summer's almost here
>If I ask her out before school's over, I could be able to salvage friendship before school starts again, or get the only girl I've ever had real feelings for
>I feel so fucking pathetic
>mfw
What do /b/?
>>684358863
This is so much creepier read in his voice.
>>684359308
Step one is to stop using '.png' at the end of words, never say 'betaboy' again and then stop being autistic and think about it logically. Just cus a girl is responding to you on snapchat doesn't mean they're interested.
If she's given hints that she likes you too, as in, you hang out together in person and she flirts with you, go for it. Otherwise, don't even bother trying to ask her.
Also there's nothing worse than salvaging a relationship with someone that's rejected you. Neither of you will ever truly get past it. If you're getting signs that she's interested too and she rejects you, move on from it. Don't 'salvage'.
>>684359308
Try and forget her. You're still in school. She will move on. You will move on. It'll fucking hurt but you'll move on.
