They are all cute when you first meet them...and when you're dating...but then if you move in with them or marry them-- the mask drops. The claws and horrible habbits come out.
The horror, lads. The horror.
simply put, they have 2~3 faces
1. Public Face: this is what you normally see outside the house
2. Private Face: this is what you see inside the house or in a private environment, usually around family
3. Demon: what they are really like...
Women in a nutshell, sadly. That's why you have to do like the gas station says and,
>Kum & Go
Just date and fuck; don't marry.
No faggot --- I spent too long living IN Japan.
9 years to be on the money.
I went through the entire shabang -- the club scene, the ''my Japanese is good enough to be a host'' bit, to actually getting married to a Japanese girl.
You have no clue what these people are honestly like until you live with them.Dont even get me started on their belief about the AC being able to kill you if it is left on for more than ten minutes.
I'm an old fag, by the by, if that helps clarify it a bit.
Too cute, must save.
>We will add your cuteness to our own.
>This image will service us.
>Resistance is futile.
>their belief about the AC being able to kill you if it is left on for more than ten minutes.
Kek, holy shit. I'm not the guy you're responding to, but I lived in Korea for a few years not too long ago. Heard of Fan Death, kinda reminded me of that. I thought surely the Japanese wouldn't believe in something even half as ridiculous.
I am not this poster--->>684337601
But I will say this person is some-what correct. The proper Japanese saying is 7 masks, 3 hearts.
They have an actual training by their family and school on how to show certain faces, certain phrases, and certain emotions. Japanese people mature much more slowly than we western people do.
Not sure if you are joking or not --- that has nothing to do , in all seriousness, about Japanese girls -- they will divorce you in a heart beat if they find you too overbearing. They dont want to marry Japanese guys for the same principles.
This is sage advice if you are ever in Japan for an extended ammount of time. Be careful though--- you don't want to pull a Dr.Suess move with ''Oh, All the wonderful places you can go and all the interesting infections you can catch''
If you do want to get married to a Japanese chick, date for a good long while and move in together first.
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idk who she is but she's freaking adorable... and lewd...
It's alright, I'm >>684339063, the one who lived in Korea for years. Fucked over 2 dozen prostitutes, and the worst I caught was a UTI for 2 days. Asians are amazingly clean (and generally ignorant about sexual health). Pretty confident I don't have any kids over there though...
like 95% confident.
Korea? My Ex-Pat commrade!
Yeah, the Japanese also strongly believe in the AC death bit.
Not only that, but because the houses/apartments are so shitty-shoddy built, the winter is bone-dry cold and the walls do not protect you -- so to make things fucking horrible --- unlike in Korea with the heated-water-under-the-floor bit --- the Japanese have a thing called a kotatsu.
It is this little table that has a blanket over it and a heater that you see in Mcdonald's that keeps the hamburgers warm built under it.
They stuff themselves under this fucking thing and crank up the heat. To me, in my mind, that just screams DANGER! Especially when they fall asleep under the covers with their legs just inches away from this heat source.
9 years of that lunacy. I thought I would never escape the island.
Me too, bro. Me too.
They weren't hookers -- but damn if I didn't leave them quick...Korean girls are more clean, I'd say -- because Japanese girls are far easier to get into bed.
When I was in Souel for holiday , it was a bit harder and took longer to get a girl under the sheets.
Well, ah....I wasn't an expat. I was an American student living with his parents (one of whom was in the military) and going to college there. Trying to get back overseas though.
But yes, YES! The self-heating Korean floors, oh....I remember lying naked on the floor in the Winter when my parents were away, and just loving the heat.
Interesting what you're saying though....that Japan isn't all that great. I kinda knew it, but still determined to get there to live and work. Open to China though, and/or going back to Korea for good (which is why I'm studying Korean and Mandarin now in my down-time).
>Fan Death...AC Death...kek
Ah...but the Winters in Korea are pretty brutal too. 10ºF in the middle of the day, for example.
imho, Korean girls > Japanese. For a number of reasons. But, you went to Seoul...did you go to Itaewon? Hooker Hill's still there if you did...you can literally just walk up and buy sex like it's no problem. There are other places in and around Seoul where you can meet hookers, but as for normal, regular, non-hooker women...yeah, it's pretty hard. I had no luck. :(
i seem to remember this whole collection of pics of some amateur asian qt wearing lots of swimsuits and similar outfits. i got here from /b/ i think. moshi moshi or something? help me out. oh yeah and she never showed her face in her pics
I have lots if you guys want moar
Yep, that's where I'm trying so hard to move to....
Ahhhhh , but still, you'd be in the ex-pat community for just being there for a while, I suppose.
If you are trying to go back over-seas, go back to Korea -- teach English after you finish a 4 year degree and get certified in TEFOL or ESL -- takes like three months online and super-super-easy.
It is a good ''just got-out-of-college'' job if you cant find a job in your major. The pay is good too.
Stay out of China-- did a 4 1/2 months stint there and got out quick. Food is dangerous , medicine is looney-tunes style witchcraft, and Chinese are far more racist than the Koreans and Japanese.
I hear you about the weather --- Little to no difference between weather in Japan and South Korea. Though I dare say that Japan gets more humid in the summer and South Korea gets more chilly wind in the winter.
Korean girls are better than Japanese girls in almost bits, yes. Especially in terms of sex and expressing themselves. Japanese girls do the same shit you see in their porn. Korean girls just moan normally like everyone else.
Japanese girls, even when you marry them, never tell you straight what the fuck is going on in their head, let alone what their feelings are. Korean women tell you straight up.
these are normal japanese people, unlike all these plastic surgery victims posted earlier
I may have to do that then. Not sure if I'll find something in my majors (Poli Sci + Asian Studies), so I can see how getting those certs would be...helpful.
Believe me, it is a good gig.
You could also sign up for the JET program for Japan. They have a sweet system, you meet great people from all around the world, and a sweet paycheck. They train you, put you in a few Japanese schools to teach the students, give you an apartment for yourself, and even teach you Japanese.
Really sweet if you can nail that gig. Highly recommended.
I signed up for the JET, but was rejected...which was fine, since the school messed up my transcript, and I have to wait until December to graduate anyway (1 class left, and it's only offered in Fall). Friend of mine is doing JET, and it's really the main way I'm trying to get to Japan. If not that, some other English-teaching program...or something else. Any possible way; I just really need to get away from where I am.
Someone posted a collection of these 'everyday japanese people' on /jp/. Some creeper had taken a lot of photos. I find them interesting as it offers an unpolished window into Japanese life.
For the first 4 years, yes. I was an English teacher during the week and a host on the weekends.
Then I got a job at Caterpillar Japan LTD as a consultant. Amazing paycheck -- HORRIBLE HOURS. 60 or 75 hours plus on average.
Host work paid the most for the least ammount of work -- easily clearing 2,000 USD in two nights. But the liver can only take so much and the lifestyle takes a heavy toll on you.
Not 13, dingus.
That is only in certain areas and even then -- you can still go to jail for it. There is a literal book of laws regarding it.
And do remember this-- just because it has that stamp in Japan, doesn't mean it has it on here ------>>>>>Nor does it excuse a peado's behaviour.
Filthy fish smelling chinky bitches.
>Make America great again.
You can still try other routes of getting employment in Japan before you go there, just dont do NOVA -- people died (seriously) working for them.
There are a few major companies that you could get work at. ECC being one of them.
I will. I absolutely will, especially since I've interned for a Japanese company while in Uni (still am, though they haven't called me for anything since last December). No matter what it takes, even if it ends with me starving to death in some run-down Japanese apartment on a cold Winter's night....
I must get there.
Japanese ministry of education scholarship (Monbukagakusho). If you cannot get it, you don't deserve to be in Japan. Awesome paycheck and you can stay as a fellow researcher and more (dem juicy grants)
Cool. What I really want to try is those soaplands. Don't know if any of you experienced those. Would really want to live out those Javs with 2 Japanese qts licking my ochinchin.
No, believe me, that is a lie that westerners get told about Japan and cheating.
In Japan, it is expected that a man will cheat -- doesn't mean it is acceptable. It is the main cause for divorce there.
I'm happy with my marriage -- I get sex every night and it is fantastic -- but there are things that all Japanese chicks do.
1.)They pile clothes on the floor,even in a western house, after washing them. This is because they get used to the idea that the floor is a low-rising sort of shelf.
2.) They cant cook worth a shit for the first 4 years. This is because none of them, unless they learned professionally, got taught how to cook at home or school. They spent most of their waking hours studying and doing school club shit.
3.) They always blame their culture for their own horrible understanding of the outside world. For example, most Japanese people couldnt point out Mexico on a map, nor do many of them know that Romania is a country.
4.) The passive-aggressive behaviour that makes you want to kill someone. Dont get me started on that little rant.
I hadn't heard of it until just now. The Japanese program/track at my Uni is laughably poor, and it's only gotten worse since our best professor retired.
Hadn't heard of that either. Will be done in December almost entirely on loans and state-grants.
Careful with that -- that program is also rather tricky to get into.
You can do the English-teacher route. It is a good way to get into the country, culture, and local scene.
Osaka,Kobe and Nagoya are the best three places to look to go towards. Cheaper, many other foreigners living there (it is good to have a supportive community), and close to all the action.
First year will be quick and amazing. The second year will be a settling in time...and by the third year -- depression starts to kick in because you start to notice the country fully.
At this point, I think English-teacher is practically my *only* route. I have to remain confident though, studying intensively and whatnot. I look forward to those years and getting it done.
Tell me about the passive aggressivity and how does that come up in jap women? I'm very interested as I have a plan to start dating oriental chick very soon.
>Japanese girls, even when you marry them, never tell you straight what the fuck is going on in their head, let alone what their feelings are. Korean women tell you straight up.
married to japanaese woman. took years to break this.
6 years married to my Kansai girl. Just started last year for this to finally start.
It is apart of their culture because they are always taught to not express their emotions. It is not only in school or in the home -- it is engrained into their language. The language itself is designed to hide emotion and true motive. Nothing is direct.
She might say, for example , one night at around 8:30
'' I'm hungry...do you want a snack too? Could you go to the (insert closest conbini like 7-11 or Lawson's) and get --- insert whatever fucking type of Onigiri she wants, what type of soda, and/or ramen bowl --- for me? "
And it is a Thursday night. You just got home, you already ate, showered, and are tired. You'll say ''But we have potato chips/crisps here, how about that?'' or '' I'm not hungry right now, but you can go and get some snacks''.
And in that instant, ice cometh forth. She'll respond with ''Oh, well then, I just wont eat anything in that case -- I'll just wait here, hungry, until tomorrow for breakfast. EEEEEEEEE---NAAAAAA Some people can eat nice snacks like that all the time, NEH?''
That is just a very mild (and poorly written) example. It gets much worse later.
Not anyone you were replying to, but that just seems like cultural nihilism.
That honne and tatemae/three faces bull. I think that leads to a subconscious sense of "you can't truly know another person, so there's no point in sharing beliefs or ideas beyond a certain level"
I love Japanese expats, though. They're the ones looking for something different from Japan's shit so they usually have a nice mix of the values of whatever country they move to and those bits of home culture that they just can't erase.
No, dude-- I can tell you, that is a girl. Japan is an amazing land of black-and-white.
Either really fucking hot or really fucked-up, there is no in-between.
Swear to God the teeth problem alone still makes me shiver. Had this girl in my class one time and every time she smiled, I didn't know if I should have smiled back or kick a field-goal.
Chinese person here. Never had a tiger mom but know it's big in China and Chinese majority countries (eg. Taiwan). Don't know if it's common in Japan but imho China needs to emulate Japan and cut out the communism.
lol, dude that's just a different version of all women.
If they're asking for a favor they usually aren't "asking." Maybe it's a little worse because they see western fairy tales and rom coms and start to expect that western men do anything for their women out of romantic inclination or something.
The Chinese are leading the way in developing robotic wives, as seen here with Robo-Palin.
Thing though is, it isnt--- from the home and school to the language itself -- Japanese are taught to an increadble degree to never express themselves and to keep their emotions and thoughts to themselves.
They even have a word for a person that can not sense when a situation has broken this cultural aspect that in engrained into their culture and mind---- kaewai -- it is a label no Japanese person wants to be placed on them.
Even the Japanese expats take a while to break this habit.
Na, bro -- I'm an old fag and let me explain something --- young girls will try that shit. Women don't. They make you guess their feelings, sure --- but Japanese women are infamous for passive-aggressive behaviour.
Like I said, that is very very mild. I don't want to explain what some of these chicks will do and say even at the worst of times (like at funerals or public events).
But if you don't believe me, ask any of the other guys here with Japanese wives -- they will tell you the same. And between the two of us, my time in Japan gives me that edge of first-hand knowledge. But I encourage you to go. You'll see and trust me, you'll see the difference.
Korean. Japanese, if you want to come home to your wife covered in her own shit one day.
If by "tricky" you mean difficult, then you're not worthy to enter this country. English teaching is a shit-job and if that's all you can do, you might as well start cleaning toilets after salary men shit their rice bowl with sea weed. Stop being a fucking loser follower and invent or improve something.
Korea. Trust me.
Prostitutes are prostitutes, drunk sluts are drunk sluts!
But if you don't want to pay for it, then Japan is easier to pick up girls, most want to have the foreigner experience.
Your experience may vary.
I know of the word, but that's just part of the culture.
Kaewai isn't about not expressing yourself, since that could absolutely be merited by the setting (although obviously we both know this is a very rare occurrence and they prefer to do this while very drunk).
It's a difference in culture. Japan is considered a "high context" society while, say, America is considered a "low context" society. This means that there's an expectation that everyone involved in a conversation or situation is aware of a number of things just by the name, age, status, gender, etc. of the people involved. It's widely seen in Japanese theater and their older movies.
I do understand what you mean, though. I learned early on that anything you hear from a Japanese person should be mulled over.
Depends on the woman, individual level always betrays the norm. I've been to Japan and have many FOB Japanese friends/second geners raised more Japanese than western, and I fully agree with your statements. I guess it was just a bad example that I picked on.
ehhh, probably Korea. If you want to go prostitutes, it doesn't matter. But I think city girls in Korea are more about western dick. The Japanese seem to see it as too much of a hassle for just a one and done.
Careful, though. You'd probably have to hang out at some bars known for being foreigner-fucker hang outs and that's also where most fights between Koreans and foreigners happen.
What about the vagina smells? White woman is my only reference and clean pussy on healthy girl doesn't smell or even taste much at all - is this the same for jap vagoos? Or does their diet of rice...and fish make their cunts smell bad? How common is shaving?
Vag is vag, I guess as long as you maintain normal hygiene there's no difference....
Foreigner fucker stereotype is that they shave because foreigners like that, but only old people say that. It is, however, still associated a little bit with sluttiness because it means a girl is constantly preparing for it to be seen (retarded, but whatever). Shaving really only became popular in the west in the last 20 years or so.
So, put it this way: Shaving is a slowly growing trend there, but you're definitely more likely to see full bush than in America. The scales may tip in the favor of shaved if you're trawling sluts.
I wanna bang this cow, like seriously....
"AC being able to kill you if it is left on for more than ten minutes."
you know i'm married to a jap too
she went on about this forever
luckily i convinced her otherwise.
but i think there may have been freon leaks in old japanese ACs that literally did make people sick.
you and i both know ur saving it anyways you fucking hypocrite homosexual piece of shit
To chime in here, the tell you their mind thing is def true of Asians raised in Asia, but not true for ABC/K/J - they are basically 100% Americans in thought and outlook but with better grades and test scores.
all the vids i'm posing i don't have sauce, so don't ask me niggas
only because u asked nicely.
found it in 10 seconds with your timestop tip
no reason really, just felt like the thing to say at the moment
Gotta love that glob that comes out after.
Please, tell me that her mouth is filled with cum. And source.