You can permanently alter every woman in the world any way you like.
Turn them into cheap slaves for sale, induce lactation, turn them into pizzas, whatever.
How do you fuck up/improve the other half of the species?
>>684332234
make them all infertile. permanently.
By turning the volume to mute
Force all women to become subject to Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics, with respect to men.
1. No woman may harm a man.
2. No woman may disobey a direct order from a man, unless it conflicts with the first law.
3. A woman must protect her own existence, unless it conflicts with the first two laws.
All women turn into food.
World hunger becomes a thing of the past while women are completely robbed of their human rights.
>>684332450
same tbh
>>684332234
i support inducing lactation in females. Not just during pregnancy. So we could have a human milk industry that would create millions of jobs and the ability to ingest a milk designed for us.
>>684332794
So what keeps any guy from going into a public space and commanding every female within earshot to kill themselves (or each other)?
I'd give them smellier feet and take all the nerves in the vagoo and add them to the butt and make them shit out of their vag's
>>684333304
The loss of property experienced by the owner could count as harm.
>>684333251
Nothing, unless they were given a prior command by another man that would cause them to ignore the command.
>>684333432
shit wrong poster
>>684333251
another man telling them not to do it
>>684332234
Give them all male reproduction system. Effectively making only 1 gender exist in the world. Now everyone's a dick sucking faggot.
>>684332450
>>684333111
Now, are women somehow forced into slaughterhouses and turned into meat-filled gift boxes manually, or do all women just magically turn into a butchered version of themselves in an instant?
>>684333148
Do all women turn into proper cowgirls, or do they just stay the same aside from suddenly lactating out of control?
Rule 1: No woman may harm a man, another woman, or themselves.
Rule 2: No woman may disobey a direct order from a man, unless it conflicts with the first law
Rule 3: A woman must protect her own existence, unless it conflicts with the first two laws
Make them superior to men in every way and watch the world burn.
>>684333111
Dubs trips. Checked.
every woman in the world is now OP, they all love to suck dick all day long and get fucks in every hole they have
women are bigger and stronger then men.
Remove their hearts.
I'll just wait for humanity to end within a century or so.
Also any female born is born without a heart.
>inb4 women are already heartless
I mean the organ itself.
>>684333588
>>684333446
>>684333432
>>684332794
>>684333998
Every woman would probably have to be fitted with a collar, ID tags and a tracking device so their owners can find them if they're lured away by another guy.
(I guess this also means that if any woman alive wants to be able to step outside her door without being commanded to do some horrible shit, she needs to find a male owner who will give her commands that might supercede those from any strangers she might run across.)
Though would any command given to women via the internet work, too? Emails, tweets, Facebook posts, podcasts, etc?
>>684332234
DICKS!! I'd give 'em all DICKS!
>>684334457
If you're going to wipe out the current crop of women with a magic wish, you could wish for something more fun or creative than that.
All this shit could happen IRL and 99% of people here still wouldnt/couldnt get laid.
>>684334769
>he's right you know
>>684334690
Don't really care how they die.
I just want every other straight person to die alone like I will.
>>684332450
>>684333033
>>684333148
Why not combine "all women get butchered for meat" with "all women turn into animalgirls" so that when men eat women it's not even cannibalism anymore?
Also, imagine the humiliation when fat women get turned into cowgirls and piggirls (and so on and so forth with every other woman), knowing that they're destined to end up as hamburgers or porkchops someday?
>>684332234
i'd make them love me
>>684332234
I improve the entire species by making all women infertile.
>>684335245
Then here's an idea: subject all women to a sudden biological need for semen that (little do they know at first) can never be fulfilled, resulting in every woman croaking but not before trying to ingest as much human semen as possible before they croak...
>>684335659
No.
>>684333941
Not uncontrollably, just the ability to lactate at will from the onset of puberty. Although some would get better pay and benefits if they surrendered to a more livestock type of life. Otherwise, it's just: clock in, have your tits pumped for 8 hours, clock out.
>>684335460
>>684332726
Rather than just make all women infertile, I subject them to the additional humiliation of only being able to breed with animals.
Or perhaps every woman's entire menstrual cycle is replaced with an inhuman egg-laying cycle. What's in the eggs? Who knows - any ideas?
>>684332794
Life would immediately be 1000% better if this were to happen. No joke.
this fucking thread.
>>684332234
Turn them into calzones. Better than pizzas.
>>684334477
This to be honest
Also nice triple dubs
>>684332234
Every woman in the world becomes a monster girl, look up monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com
They are all randomised at the current time and at birth.
>>684332234
Uninstall feminism and this strong and independent mentality.
>>684336102
it's fantastic
>>684333998
>>684332794
Dumb question: would women be aware that they've been reprogrammed and am following commands given to them against their will (say, you command a lesbian to suck your cock - her mind is screaming at her to tell her to stop as she gets on her knees and starts to unzip your fly, to the point that the lesbian may even beg and plead for you to command her to stop until you command her to be quiet), or do all women just happily follow any command without realizing anything is amiss?
>>684336280
WE'RE GONNA MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN.
>>684332234
turn them all into pizzas with hot pocket vaginas in the center
>>684336226
Even better if they remain completely sentient in their new forms as they're eaten or rot away into nothing.
>>684336000
>Eggs filled with delicious calzone.
>>684332234
make them grow penises and scrotums and lose those damn boobs
(why can't a woman be more like a man)
>>684336000
>What's in the eggs? Who knows - any ideas?
Kinder Surprise. Different kinds of toys is laid out. Every egg is a surprise.