Have you met anyone famous? Not just "i saw them on the
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Have you met anyone famous?
Not just "i saw them on the street"
Tell us your stories.
No.
I've sold Robin Williams some rope, no idea at the time why he'd need it.
I met Bruce Campell at a book signing. He called my friend a rat bastard.
>>684325311
Killed himself with a belt, so yeah, strange.
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>684325317
I would be honored to have Bruce Campbell call my friend a rat bastard.
>>684325062
Met Peter Kay in my local ice cream shop when he was filming Car Share.
>>684325696
I sat next to gwendoline christie on a plane. We ended up talking about game of thrones and some stuff about the force awakens (before the movie came out)
No spoilers or anything, just stuff like who playing who and junk like that.
She's actually pretty cool.
>>684325620
nice pasta mongaloid
>>684325317
>>684325865
sure that's not Owen Wilson in a wig?
>>684325062
They're British, but
Graeme Norton in a club in Manchester. Absolutely off his tits.
Eddie Izard n a pub, also in Manchester.
Tony Robinson, cafe, Brighton.
Nah, lived in a small town all my life and have barely left it.
>>684325062
I've had conversations with Joel Coen and Joel McHale.
I've done work for JJ Abrams, ridden an elevator with Felicia Day, met Fred Rogers and have a signed/personalized photo from George Lucas on my desk.
I talked to Gerry Dee at a bar once
I play drums in a shitty band. One of my guitarists djs at various parties and also works as sound tech guy. Sometimes he takes us with him to the parties.
Most of the "celebs" I met there are pornstars.
>>684325062
Al Sharpton and I were shopping for magazines at the same airport bookstore once. Also I have a family member who lives really close to Jeb Bush and sees him at the grocery store frequently.
>>684325865
I was standing on a curb downtown chit chatting with some crazy dude about pot holes and city employees. Turned out it was Clint Howard.
I fucked maise williams. Literal 10/10
>>684326501
Could have been Gary Busey too
Met Brett Michaels.
Used to work at a private airstrip and he came in to refuel and take a breather. Seemed douchey, but Idk his situation at the time.
>>684326501
Should've offered to buy him a glass of Tranya.
I used to dog sit for the wrestler Hacksaw Jim Duggan
>>684325062
I met Jamie Foxx in the Delta lounge at LAX. It was pretty packed that night so he ended up standing next to me at the bar and struck up a conversation with me and the two guys sitting next to me. He was pretty cool and just talked about his kids and life.
Nobody said anything to him and I wasn't even sure it was him until he mentioned he was meeting up with Cameron Diaz the next day. Shook his hand as I was leaving. Cool guy all around TBH.
>>684325833
>bragging about being cucked
nu-chan
I was watching a street band in New Orleans and mentioned to no one in particular that they were really good. The lady in front of me agreed, turned around and smiled at me, then walked away. I didn't realize until after she had left that it was Maggie Gyllenhaal.
>>684325062
Craig Sheffer, if anyone knows who he is.
I met myself. For a while now.
>>684325062
I've met and talked to George Romero and Terry Pratchett. Both were great guys.
>>684325062
saw on the street entirely by accident and not in celebrity areas or events:
Woody Allen
Scarlett Johanson
Jacques Chirac
Matt Dillon
Juliette Binoche
Umberto Eco
that's it. I thought it was worth mentioning but I forgot why
>I worked closely as an editor with Adrian Pasdar who played Nathan Petrelli on that show Heroes.
He is insanely kind and down to earth and gave me a Heroes season 1 baseball cap that I still wear because it's the perfect cap. He is married to one of the Dixie Chix and she came into the studio and brought us cookies.
>>684326812
*throws back head and laughs*
John Jarrat tells the worst dad jokes
Met Pierce Brosnan in Dublin(He visited Newgrange)
>>684327050
I got ya bro. nightbreed, river runs though it, a bunch of skinemax type 80s/90s type films.
what was he like?
I went to school with Jamie Lee Curtis's kid. Parents were good with her, but the kid had severe autism and would scream most of the time if he did not get his way. Needles to say, I did not hang out much with him....
Met Richard Dreyfuss several times in North County of San Diego. He was a little drunk one of the times. He told me he hated the captain from Jaws cause the guy was an ass and a drunk . . . Go figure???
>>684327349
dude, near dark
The pool I swim at is one of the nicest in the area so whenever Olympians are in town they train there for a few days
>>684328181
wat
>>684328160
all three of the were constantly sauced for that movie
I went to school with one of these faggots.
>>684328312
vampire movie with him and Bill Paxton dir by Katherine Bigelow
A few years ago I met Meghan Trainor at a Kansas City beach ball festival.
She was performing as an opening act as an "unknown artist" at the time so only played 2 or 3 songs.
After her set her band-mates & friends set up at the table next to us that was open. We joined them and had a few drinks for about an hour or so and chatted about nothing special.
At the time no one had heard of her and she was brought in out of town for this event because of some connection to a local radio station (the Buzz).
Met Billy Zane (zoolander,Titanic ,Phantom)
delivering furniture. Totally cool guy like
Zoolander says. tells me behind scenes story on Titanic. Rides off on a bike unlike most celebs.
Anon cant figure out why he isnt working more, he's in gr8 shape,greek god face, acting chops(Dead Calm) - inb4 homo
Larry David complained to me about thongs, then he said he was sorry thongs were not popular in the 80's, refused to take a selfie with me and asked me what kind of trainers I was wearing.
>>684326461
top kek
>>684328646
A few years ago wouldn't she have been like 15
I've met Richard Speight Jr. at a con
>>684328690
Lol classic Larry David
Met JJ fucking Abrams and I'm going to fucking kill that piece of fucking shit
I grew up playing high level ice hockey for 13 years and every summer I'd go to this 3v3 camp in edmonton and get to play with a bunch of NHL players
>NHL players aren't celebrities
I know but where I'm from they kind of are lol
>>684328809
maybe 7 years ago..
Born: December 22, 1993 (age 22)
>>684328809
It was 2013 I think. Wiki says she's 22, so that would have made her 19 at the time.
>>684325062
Dad used to be an interviewer for a Manchester news company and brought me along when I was little to interview slipknot. Corey gave me a Fiat bump because we had the same surname... they're actually really quiet guys when they aren't performing
>>684325062
When I was a little kid, my Dad and I met Robin Williams, he was out jogging and my Dad recognized him. He was pretty fucking cool, did a Mork and Mindy voice for me and shit.
>>684325062
I met someone that is/ was kinda famous he was really nice and shit but it later turned out he was a pedophile which kinda ruined his career
>>684326896
Ayyy lmao I've met Jim Duggan 3 times, he's a nice guy.
Met weird al at a book signing. He flirted with me.
>>684329012
>>684329074
Shit, always thought she was a bit younger. My mistake
I was working for a company that put food on planes. Private planes landed a lot. The most famous I met was former president Carter and Clint Eastwood when he was still with Sandra Locke who was also there.
Carter was very friendly. Eastwood joked and laughed with us and was a hell of a tipper
>>684329232
And that person was Chester Cheetah
>>684328690
Nice
>>684328927
I told him that I thought that his character in curb was an exagerated version of himself and he said something along the lines of ''no, that's just who I am, I don't even improvise, I just bullshit my way out through out each scene''
>>684328690
Lmao
>>684329256
Yeah super cool dude, always really friendly. I was a kid at the time and super into wrestling and he'd cut promos for us and shit. I've probably met other wrestlers because I'd hang at his house but I don't recall anyone specific.
Also saw his daughter naked once lol
fucked jynx maze once, other than that no.
>>684328690
Sounds about right.
Yes
The rapper flo-rida
In Miami at the red bull event
He was in a brand new mercadies I went up to his car he was talking on the phone he waved his hand for me to go away I told him to fuck off and left
>>684325062
I met Karl Urban at an airport when I was flying out for a cousin's wedding. This was back in like 2008, before he did Dredd, but I was really a big fan of his role in both Doom (as Reaper) and Chronicles of Riddick (as Vaako). We ended up taking the same cab to the same hotel, and then parted ways.
Later that evening, I met him again at a restaurant when he had the table next to my family.
He was a really cool guy, very friendly and really polite, just really happy to meet a fan.
>>684329570
Lol what a guy, I'd love to hang with him
I had milkshakes with Ralph Nader. He's a bit nuts but very passionate
I got drunk with Zach Braff. He hit on my girlfriend and is generally an asshole
I told Marilyn Manson he was a pretty cool guy in an elevator in Toronto and I liked him
I babysat Chief Justice Roberts's kids a couple times while their nanny was sick. He was a nice guy but a bit overworked so we didnt talk much, my mom knows his wife a little
I met Chris Pratt once. He was nice and funny.
>>684329676
Yowza. Jynx is hot.
sat next to bon jovi on southwest airlines. he was very nice asked if I wanted the window seat.
he had some fine ass blonde bitch with him.
I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Kalamazoo, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.
I turn around. Steve Martin.
He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".
We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Kalamazoo, in a really expensive residential area, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blury image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.
>>684329848
yes she is, sad she's semi-retired
>>684328646
Was she just as fat and disgusting then as she is now?
I frequently get VIP tickets to sporting events through work, met a lot of current & ex professional football/netball/rugby etc players.
Sat next to this guy on a few occasions.
>>684329711
>mercadies
>>684329785
I had a drink with a girl so hahaha.
>>684329850
Well that escalated quickly...
>>684325062
Everette Lindsey a former NFL player he was at a 311 show back in 2010 and we hung out at the bar afterwords, he was a really cool guy even came back to the hotel to drink more. Also I sat next to Woody Harrelson during that concert and didnt talk to him, he had huge black nigger bodyguards.
Other than that I've met most of the Kottonmouth Kings, they're all aight smoked some weed with em they were pretty cool but most of them were hitting on my sister and her friends and stuff, kinda creeps
>>684329850
9/10
I had a feeling it was going to go south, but you got me drunk first.
>>684329114
He's on the new season of QI.
>>684325062
met fedor emelianenko at JFK airport last year.
Asked for a picture, he was a cool guy. not as tall as i imagined, but he has very strong hand shakes.
>>684329850
Fuck you for breaking my heart. I was smiling and so happy reading this because I love Steve Martin, and it was all a lie.
>Worked at an english library in Paris for four months.
>At least one celebrity in there per week.
>Met Sarah Alexander, Gemma Arterton, and Angus Deayton, just to name a few.
>Sold them books or DVD's, or just had a chat with them.
>Then we hosted a thing for a Harry Potter Book.
>Met J.K. Rowling, chatted up a bit.
>Super nice.
>>684330741
>The place is Rivoli Street, called W.H. Smith, by the way
Met a weird trans celebrity of my country called Lizy Tagliani, has a line of clothing/beaty salons I think and hosts/participates sometimes in tv, I entered a store for a special kind of jewelry, she stormed in with an "elf"(girly looking platinum blonde short dude) and said "move aside, boi", to which I replied "says who?", "you don't know me", it said, "you don't know me" I replied to the mancunt, his/her friend shoved me and I reacted tumbling both on the floor with no effort, stepped on them as I stormed out.
>>684329850
Stopped reading at the point where you supposedly said 'fucking' for no reason.
Met the current prime minister a few times (Netherlands) at a restaurant he frequently eats , its pretty close to where my dad lives.
Not really much to say but he just greets back.
Also met a big number of "old" pro kickboksers (dutch as well) like semmy schilt , ernesto hoost , peter aerts.
Since i sometimes train and spar in clubs they come as well.
All nice guys and gave me some pointers.
Lived in NY for a few years
-Used to live across the street from Joaquin Phoneix, dude looked scary, always had a gym bag with him.
- Jeremy Allen White and Emma Greenwell (Lip and Mandy from Shameless) live somewhere on my current block... Jeremy used to pop into my regular bar before it closed down
- At same bar, met Lana Del Rey's drummer, he's now in a circle of people I play pool with
- Friend's mom lived across the hall from Frank Oz (wasn't his primary apartment)
- Was at bakery where other friend worked, Paul Giamatti came in (he's a regular)
People I've run into on the street:
Olivia Munn around my old neighborhood
Ethan Philips 14th street A stop
Jenna Louise Coleman around the block from my old apartment on 43rd St
*literally* ran into Jennifer Aniston in Grand Central Station, bitch came around a corner out of nowhere
Ran into Jenna Fisher at the bakery next to my old apartment
Gwyneth Paltrow at PATB
My sister and I were in a campaign ad for Al Gore when he ran for president. We were lil kiddos.
I also met Dick Cheney...
I met William Defoe and James Franco in a bar downtown Toronto during TIFF, I was drunk and said they were great, didn't want to try and take pics with them and stuff, they were pretty awsome but I only talked too them for like a minute.
>>684331124
Nobody gives a shit, nigger.
>>684331300
Read the first fucking post you dumb cunt.
>>684330741
>>684331052
>Almost forgot
>Went to DisneyLand Paris
>Out of the Indiana Jones ride
>A lot of people blocking the way
>Wasn't feeling that nice after the ride, so I pushed my way through
>Turns out "Loana" for a TV show in France had fainted from the heat or something
>Didn't see her until I actually stepped on her hand
>People start yelling at me
>Look at her, say "Sorry" and just fuck off
>>684331124
wouldnt really know what to say to Rutte tbh
"de economie is kut man"
"ja weet ik"
"dank je doei"
>>684331300
Murica detected
>>684328978
yeah great story, loved your attention to details
>>684331451
What's your point, idiot.
>>684331129
Forgot I used to see Anna Sophia Robb a bunch when I lived in Williamsburg.
Also am friends with a *loaded* producer that flies back and forth between here and LA but he's not really in the public light.
>>684325062
Did Kayla have nudes in the fappening?
At Club Europa in Houston saw Face, my friend and I said how big of fans we were. He said "I have one question, what's my real named?"
Answered, " your just Brad Jordan baby!"
He bought our drinks for the rest of the night and got us wasted.
Cool and mellow dude
>>684325062
I used to buy weed from brotha lynch hung in his house in the 916. I met/sat next to rowdy Roddy piper on an airplane to PDX once when I was little, and again by chance a few months before he died. Great guy but very soft hands.
>>684329733
>>684331817
>Be me
>Northern Ontario
>See Les Stroud
>Talk to him for 2 minutes
>Tell him I like his dog
>Ok
>Leave
Not interesting I know but it's w/e
Met my favorite director, Paul Thomas Anderson. Verbally jizzed all over him about how much I loved his movies. Seemed like a cool dude, took a good pic with me.
>>684325620
I'm not even active on reddit, but this was one of the first links that popped up when checking your story. It seems this story is told with different celebreties, no idea why you guys do it tho
I did LSD and played FIFA with MGMT backstage
Went paint balling and meat Drake he wasn't on my team but I got him out in a round
>>684332500
>meat drake
Sat on the plane with the king of the Netherlands (and his family) and some famous dutch dj's who were all heading to south america
>>684325062
Passed the Metallica singer on the street. Glad I didn't annoy him though. Those who just run up to celebrities are kinda cunts
>>684331553
Yeah thats kind what i did.
Hey mark rutte!
Hallo
fijne dag nog
jij ook,
That was it.
>>684332296
'you guys'? I've never even been on reddit.
>>684326566
Is she innie or outtie? What does she like in bed?
>>684325062
gennaro contaldo. he came to the restaurant i worked a few times (jamie's italian)
I met Sodapoppin.
>>684332750
Curious about first question... For science.
>>684332307
Man, that takes me back...
>>684328685
Fuckin hodunk podunk when well there motherfuckers! Im jelly
Met Johnny Knoxville at a Burger King after Superbowl XLI. Subway Jared was on the same flight as me back home.
I hang out with the guitarist for Gwar in the 90s (Pete Lee). He's a pretty cool guy. Can't think of anyone else though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYrgR9mhT94
>>684332633
Sorry met
Nice dubs
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met Sean Hannity while visiting Cafe DuMonde in New Orleans; I asked him why he's a fuckhead; he responded with he wants to make america great again.
He then paid for my donuts and coffee
>>684332712
Just google ryan gosling douche, one of the first links is this story on a reddit board. With 'you' I mean the people who copy paste this story and change the celebrity, what's the point?
>>684332138
He's cool
>>684332845
Who? Soda Popinski?
Ate dinner and talked politics with Ernie Hudson once. Cool guy.
>>684333067
you too
I met Wayne Newton's brother on an elevator once, He was eating an orange
I live in Versailles, ky. We built a house in the country in 1989 and when my dad got tired of mowing the five acres in 2006 he wanted to sell it and move into town. William shatner had a house in town and wanted a place in the country. I got to meet Bill and his wife when they made a swap. If you go to YouTube and look for the episode of American pickers with William shatner you'll see the house. Here's the place in google maps.
>>684325062
I once met Donald Trump when I was a male prostitute. He asked me to dress up like his daughter, then he fucked me in the ass. Best $50 I ever earned.
>>684333482
Kekling
>>684329850
>implying
>sure
>>684333083
You went to Cafe DuMonde and didn't get beignets? Fucking moron.
>>684331129
You are really specific with the locations anon
Have actually met tons of famous people... But I work in the industry.
Coolest guy ever is Benicio Del Toro. He'll sit around the Whiskey in casual shit, and down beers with anyone.
>>684325062
Sold a ticket to Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas to get into the zoo when I worked admissions, didn't have any idea who the hell
they were.
>>684328017
Real nice guy. I'm from his home town. Met him in a local bar with his parents. Drank some beers, shot some darts, and just shot the shit.
I met Drake and Ashanti, separately of course, at LAX a couple years back.
Drake looked like a homeless faggot in dirty sweats and a fuzz-covered beanie. He was telling one of his entourage to get him Burger King. We dapped and I said I'm not a fan, but I just wanted a pic to get some pussy with. He laughed and seemed like a chill dude- pretty sure he was high though.
Ashanti was a sweetheart. She was very smiley and cheery and she told me she liked my Spider-Man t-shirt I was wearing. She asked how my flight was and was just a general delight. Sexy as all hell too and smelled amazing.
I saw Linda Hogan too, but I didn't approach her because she's Linda Hogan.
>>684333833
>implying donuts and beignets are different
they only sell beignets at the cafe you dipshit, of course I got beignets
Saw him at a massage parlor, got nervous told him he looked skinnier asked him what he'd done he replied "been going to the gym, eating better"
>>684331069
Some people just need a kick to the head
>>684329850
Laughed so hard at this. Consider writing comedy
I fucked Janeane Garofalo. Not young semi cute, but when she was older and more troll like.
i once met Wilhem Dafoe in a film festiva in Buenos Aires, Argentina.
I was at the after party of sum shitty movie i was involved, and he was one of the international guests.
I had a few free bars at the bar, and then i realized this guy was standing right back to me.
So i turned around, i tried to act smoothly, i extended my hand to him and whispered.. "William" *winks and smile*
He gave me the most akward shandhake of our lifes and y past along, like i just salute him for the compromise, even tho i said his name wrong.
Also, i have A LOT of anecdotes with famous people, but they're from Argentina.
I met Jennifer Lawrence once. She let me put my cock up her asshole and film it on her iPhone.
>>684332918
>1986, summer of. (Yes, I'm old)
I had a female friend that worked at the gas station next to the car wash I worked at. Pretty tight friends, but not sexually at all.
She comes over as says, "come to my house at midnight".
I'm thinking, orgy with me as king, but not what happened.
I say, "Oooh midnight, creepy. What's up?"
She says, you'll see, but it's a secret.
I show up, and her parents are home.
Great, what the fuck?
So we sit there talking for half an hour, and I'm afraid to ask what the fuck am I doing here?
Door bell rings.
In walks Robin Williams.
He was doing a show in town, and he went to college with my friends dad.
So, I'm in shock, he was big even back then.
Very nice, not all crazy like on stage, but still wicked funny.
That's the only one I have.
I once drove the Iron Sheik to a Dennys. He threatened to fight our waitress, but he wasn't too terrible.
>>684333482
top zozzle
Dislocated my shoulder dancing gangdam style all pissed up walking down a step.
Went to hospital
Met Jodie Kidd
Couldn't remember her name.
Shoulder hurt like fuck it's happened four times before
Walk round like an idiot saying 'I met someone famous but Dunno her'
Pic related
I drank with Harry Hamlin in the Muskoka's (Ontario) at a camp we were staying at. He drinks rye straight out if the bottle. He was pretty bad-ass. I was the only one who knew him. He was appreciative of that but he got annoyed when I kept on calling him Persius.
>>684325311
Robin Williams and his son used to come by Games Workshop when I worked there in the late 90s.
>>684334599
>argentina
Yeah i know... 'shandhake'
>>684329733
Dredd is a great movie. I heard he is a fan of the source material and it shows.
>>684325969
Met Chris Ewbank in Brighton
Was hasslin some girls working at star bucks
Sleaze ball style
Vaguely remember him being in big brother
Walk up and do a 'I know you! You were on celeb big bruvva! You lost didnya?
Friends boss used to own a high end shoe store in London, Michael Canes wife used to always come in and buy shoes on his card, one day he walks in with a box and dumps them all on his counter saying 'if my wife comes back in here selling any more shoes you fucking tell her no'
Briefly met Steve Martin when I was a kid, not much to tell, unfortunately. Met Nolan Ryan at a political dinner, he was unintentionally intimidating and I have always been a huge fan so I was very nervous. Met Herschel Walker once. I think that's it.
>>684335128
let me guess.. he told you to never talk to them again?
I met Gus Fring at comic con. We talked for like 15 mins cuz I mentioned I liked him in other shows besides breaking bad. He had a moment of 'finally someone who doesn't only see me as gus'
Check em btw
Worked at a high end hotel, Guy Ritchie was staying there, which I was pretty hyped for, even to just see him, his wife orders blueberrys and tea to his room, I get it set up and take it there, while being told he was out doing something so it'd be his wife.
I arrive, knock and he opens it stood there in just his boxers, takes the tray, signs the receipt and that was it.
Also served hugh grant breakfast that same month.
my dad is has autism, and is fascinated with all sorts of cameras.
anyways, he got a job operating the cameras for this porn studio in SFV.
every time we run into a pornstar my dad has to introduce us, and its like
dude shes with her kids
i dont even know who that is
i dont care
Met Henry Winkler at a craps table at the Bellagio in Las Vegas and played with him for a while. Didn't seem at all like the Fonz. Bumped into him again the next night at Picasso's restaurant.
I was tree climbing/swinging with some singer. Didn't really meet them though, don't even remember who they were because I was more focused on speed (while also not dying). She had a lot of rich guys with her and people asked if I looked up her skirt.
>>684334359
Gawn to the gym n eatin butter
Oh jimmy
>>684335691
No... He and son Zack played warhammer fantasy. He played empire, his son skaven.
>>684325062
Stayed in the same hotel as Claudio Sanchez once. Met him, he's super nice!
My dad owned baseball card stores in the 80's. Brought in alot of old players for signings
>Pete Rose
>Willie Mays
>Ted Williams
>Bobby Doerr
>Sandy Koufax
ever hear Robin Williams sing?
He could really belt it out
>>684325969
Though you wrote tommy robinson then, got excited.
>>684329785
I've heard that Zach Braff is a tool. Besides hitting on your gf, what else did he do? Just out of curiosity...
2012 I met Kings of Strings (Tommy Emmanuel, Vlatko Stefanovski and Stochelo Rosenberg) in Belgrade.
>be me
>be 22 years old autist
>dishwashing at bar w/ Ben Bridwell
>bar hosting afterparty for R.E.M
>work all night & no rockstars
>bar closes, everyone leaves
>sit in bandroom talking w/ Ben
>decide to have a beer before I leave
>walk into otherwise empty bar
>see every member of R.E.M
>see every member of Pearl Jam
>can't move, can't think, can't talk
>turn around and leave w/out beer
>Ben still sitting in bandroom
10 years later see Ben playing MSG w/ Pearl Jam. I wonder where they met???
>>684328690
Ha, id love to bump into him start up a random conversation but i know hed hate to stop and chat with a stranger
I've met Alex Turner when he was touring with the last shadow puppets in amsterdam. Really cool dude, took a picture with him, really took the time for you, even though he was kind of in a rush. Asked him why they never recorded "Bitemark on a terrorpocket", said something felt off about it. Told him I thought it was one of their coolest songs, he laughed and said he was surprised I actually knew the song. He's really short in person.
>>684332340
nice
Met David Ellefson (Megadeth) last year, it was at some gay ass convention and he was signing shit for $20
I asked him what he would do for $3 >brokefag here
no, but my girlfriend met Drake.
>one day she mentioned she had a crush on Drake
>i jokingly tell her to send him tits
>she's like "okay" and sends them on twitter
>he replies "damn" and adds her to his private list
>at this point i cant see what either of them are saying to each other ):
>he puts his account on private
>but still gets nudes from my gf once in a while
>she gets a message "hey im coming to LA, want to meet up near xxxxxxxxx?"
>she says she's just going to fuck him one time
>next morning breaks up with me
>we still have coffee once in a while...
met emma watson one time
she was adorable, asked for a pic and hugged her afterwards
she was really nice about it
fapped furiously when i got home
I was drunk at a bar one time and I ran into Jason Mamoa (Khal Drogo) and tried to get a picture with him.
He did not like me but he was very patient. Even when I while I was talking about how I could probably take a punch from him.
I probably couldn't, but I'm kind of a shitty drunk so give that man props for not punching a drunk asshole who totally deserved it.
>>684336900
"The Scrubs actor is talented, and has a good sense of humor too. But, he is a bit of a jerk. Zach reportedly doesn’t want to work with good looking male actors because he doesn’t want to appear unattractive by comparison. Thanks to that, he also apparently wears a lot of makeup. A set assistant said that “He would frequently lose things and make the assistants drive hours to go pick up some random jacket or phone charger or binder that he forgot about weeks ago..” as well as being very high-maintenance, not wanting to drink coffee in the office or in the nearby coffee shop, but in a specific store a few miles away as well."
>>684325062
I met Tyler the Creator. I drive down to LA every couple of weeks to goto Canters Deli on N Fairfax Ave. I was walking from the parking lot and him and taco and a couple other people were there just standing on the sidewalk. One of his buddies owns a skate shop there, if you watch some of his videos of him fucking around they're at the skate shop and you can see canters in the background (orange building). Went up to him and talked to him. He's funny as fuck, and a lot more humble than he seems.
Met Yo-landi Vi$$er and Ninja at an outdoor gym in CT
Pretty cool, kind and polite. Not fucked up at all
>>684334600
Here I'm just wondering, what if this is true? You are actually some dude who fucked Jennifer Lawrence. You could just post this because everyone will think its fake, while there you are, laughing to yourself, because you know its true. It's driving me mad, man. For all I know, you might even be Jennifer Lawrence herself. Fuck. Post some titties breh
>>684338489
i met them too! i was walking in LA by Amoeba records a few years back and they were INSTANTLY recognizable!
>>684337915
>hugged her afterwards
implying you didn't get maced
implying her bodyguards didn't fuck you up
implying this happened for real
>>684338486
is this you?
youtu.be/1jFxTwnaTVo
My ex girlfriend worked as a PA for Boardwalk Empire so I attended a few end-of-production parties in NYC. I drank with Steve Buscemi but was too wasted and kept shaking his hand and going to the bathroom. Told him that I literally haven't seen any of his movies and he said "that's OK -- they're all terrible!"
I also saw Anne Hathaway once with a little entourage. She was looking at Arcade Fire merch after one of their concerts at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn. We whispered to the girl at merch if that was actually Anne next to us and she said "yeah, but don't say anything". So I turn around and go, "ARE YOU ANNE HATHAWAY?". Bitch ignores me and walks away. As they're leaving, one of her little entourage friends goes (ultra sarcastically): "no...no, it isn't"
That's all I got.
>>684338710
>>684334600
JENNIFER LAWRENCE ON /b/?!
>>684338710
you sound too celebrity obsessed. she's just a person.
>>684328984
who did you play with?
hockey fan here
>>684338486
>have you met anyone famous
>i met tyler the creator
so no then?
>>684334452
how are her tits?
big bush?
>>684338865
actually she hugged me, u a lil mad bro?
i worked as a runner on a shitty movie starring sean bean
>I had to address him as Mr Bean
>>684339147
kekd
>>684339050
knock knock
who's there
it's me
your girlfriend
had a really nice
meeting with my dick
define "famous"
>>684336374
too soon?
i met snoop dogg once. my friend got hired for a weekend job to roll blunts for snoop for like, 8 hours straight. i remember snoop would just be blazing constantly.
>>684339264
fa·mous
ˈfāməs/Submit
adjective
known about by many people.
"the country is famous for its natural beauty"
synonyms: well known, prominent, famed, popular; More
>>684339050
>Implying tyler the creator isn't famous
You been living under a rock for the past three years?
>>684325062
>I did LSD and played FIFA with MGMT backstage
BULLFUCKINGSHIT
8186148897
>>684325062
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2800616/?ref_=nv_sr_1
This guy is my grandma's neighbour and I met him at her birthday party when she turned 94 earlier this year.
He's kinda famous in Sweden. You might have seen him as one of Tom Cruises' squaddies in Edge of Tomorrow.
Meet Hans Zimmer some days ago while working as security guard backstage. He was in a hurry, but we had a quick chat. Really kind man.
>>684325062
Got invited to dinner with some folks who work in the film business, wound up with me, my folks and my grandma having dinner with Stephen and Tabitha King. My Grandmother had a wonderful time talking to King --towards the end of the evening she asked him, "Do you suppose there are any of the books you have written that I might enjoy," in her matriarchal Southern drawl.
King allowed as how he wasn't sure any of them would really be something she'd enjoy, but told her he'd just finished reading something called "Cold Sassy Tree," which she might like.
She read it, liked it, and kept up a running correspondence with King until she died a few years later.
>>684325062
>>>684332750
>Curious about first question... For science.
For science? Go fuck off to reddit you FAGCUNT
IM COOK
>>684338910
No that's not me but that's Fairfax and that's the skate shop....
>>684325062
damn, kaya scodelaria is the no. 1 most beautiful person ever.
straight femanon here
I'm from swede but I visited New York once, when there iI was a t a restaurant and passerd by George RR Martin. I said "hey" and he nodded. That was it. I've never read or seen any of his works though.
Had a piss next to Russle Brand at the Ivy restaurant in London. Just gave me a nod as he went to wash his hands
>>684325865
>junk like that.
oh, why bother fucking telling us then, ffs
>>684325062
Worked at a hotel one summer and Nikki Sixx from Motley Crüe asked me if I knew anyone who could sell him some weed. I called my buddy Thomas up and they invited us to their rooms. We smoked and drank for a few hours. It was pretty cool.
>>684339771
>>684340007
Amen to that, holy fuck I watched the cringiest show skins just to get more of her.
>>684325062
ex gf's mom was good friends with Danny Elfman, went to one of his performances in London and the day after had a meal with him at Claridges, dude seemed quite alright. Quiet, but alright
Met Nobuo Uematsu and Arnie Roth at a Distant Worlds concert. Took the opportunity to get into the meet and greet to get some stuff signed and tell them how much I enjoyed their work.
Met Eir Aoi, the girl who sings a bunch of the Kill La Kill songs after her concert at Anime Expo. They gave us these neat wirelessly-controlled glow sticks at the concert, and she signed that for me. Met the creator of Dangan Ronpa the day after. He signed some stuff and I got to tell him how much I love the series.
Met Lou Ferrigno and a few former Power Rangers at Wondercon. All pretty brief.
Most of the people I've met have all been at cons, so most of them are VAs for DBZ and RWBY and shit, since those people kind of inevitably show up. No big movie stars or anything, unfortunately.
Went to school with Emma Watson, knew her fairly well, I dated her best friend for a while. She was pretty cool to hang out with.
I know and regularly fuck a very famous actress (bodyguard for her).
Ask me anything except her name.
>>684326461
yeah, they both have faces with a nose
>>684329850
Laughton achieved
Really consider writing comedy
That part with the tire iron was presented to me so well that I literally burst into laughter.
Rarely who makes me laugh loud.
Met Bill Cosby at a basketball game. Didn't get raped. Win, win for me.
>>684340395
fuck off cuck.
>>684340395
2 questions
do you have nudes?
when are u gonna post them?
>>684340395
tell me all the movies/series she's in
>>684340433
a fucked up nose
>>684340395
fuck off nigger
working at Galaxyland in West Edmonton Mall. Met steven tyler at the end of my shift. fucking haggered old fuck, skin was barely hanging from his bones, looked like hell.
He acted like a kid. I had to tell him maintenance had already shut down for the night so I couldn't go on the Mindbender again. but he was cool about it. He hung out for about half an hour just talking. genuine nice guy.
>>684340327
>>684337915
im emma watson
these both never happened you cucks
>>684340327
What's Hogwarts like really?
>>684340327
>went to school with Emma Watson
if she answered the teacher's question correctly, did you ever yell out "five points to Gryffindor"?
>>684340395
Okay anon. Whats her name?
>>684329114
*took
>>684329711
>mercadies
>merca
>dies
>>684340515
>fuck a girl
>somehow a cuck
Ok kiddo, be more jealous. I'll think of you next time I'm balls deep in her ass.
>>684340544
No pics, would allow for blackmail.
>>684340581
Hmm... she was in a very popular movie that was released this month.
>>684340596
I'm whiter than wonder bread in a snowstorm.
>>684340636
he SO acts like a kid. i saw him at disneyland once, and he sang "its a small world" with a bunch of first graders, and everyone involved looked like they were GENUINELY having fun. not even being nice, he legit is a kid.
>>684340675
No, but my friend did, like 10 times, she giggled every time, now that I think back to it I think she had a crush on him.
N-no.. I haven't met any celebrities.
>>684340892
>thinking of a man while he is "balls deep" in a girls ass
Anon I have some bad news
Met pic related a long time ago
I still think about him every day.
Is he alive?
€
>>684331071
>implying there was something to not read to the >end for
you read it all you lying, prude cunt.
>>684334184
>Ashanti was a sweetheart
>She liked my Spider-Man t-shirt
I think she was being a sweetheart cause she knew you were an autist
>>684340892
How old is she?
I used to believe most celebrities were normal despite the crazy stories I hear on the internet, but now I can believe them after my encounter with Ryan Gosling.
Dude's a weird guy. I work as a waiter at a decent restaurant in LA and he came in this weekend with a bunch of friends.
I'll try to cliffs this:
-go up to their table and try to contain my excitement that I'm waiting on the Goose
-Goose looks at me and says he'll have a steak with ketchup
-All his weird folk/hipster friends order
-As I leave to go back to the kitchen, Goose walks behind me and tries to come in
-I ask him if he's looking for the bathroom
-He says no angrily and tells me he's there to cook his steak so the chef doesn't poison it
-I try to tell him he can't do that and assure him that no one will poison his food
-Goose ain't having it
-Manager comes and assures Goose his steak won't be poisoned
-Goose asks him if he wants his teeth kicked in
-Goose and his friends are kicked out
-When I go to leave that night, I see Goose across the street wearing the jacket from Drive
-He keeps zipping the zipper up and down as he watches me drive away
>>684340897
lol yup. gave the ol' "Awwwwe, cant we go just one more time?" Sounded like a 6 year old who smokes 2 packs a day.
>>684331262
>willem dafoe
>>684329114
He drives a fiat??
>>684340892
Scarlett Johansson. Guessing this because I think I saw a thread a little while ago with a guy claiming to be fucking her.
>>684341286
it was A FIRE FIGHT
>>684325062
>>>684325062
>damn, kaya scodelaria is the no. 1 most beautiful person ever.
>straight femanon here
Hmmmmm... Right ok, first off, post time stamped tits or your opinion is worthless.
SECONDLY SHES AVERAGE AND UGLY AS FUCK. Fuck off and shit a cactus you turd
>>684329850
How sad that all the newfags don't realize that this is just stale, stale pasta.
>>684341099
The point went over your head.
>>684341227
Late 20s
>>684341335
Good guess, possibly, won't deny it.
>>684331300
>Not just "i saw them on the street"
>Tell us your stories.
fucking egg faced spastic
>>684340395
From gloucestershire, england?
>>684333482
Well shit I had the same thing happen to me once
I guess he's not all that famous, but I sat next to Jack Pattillo from AH on a plane a few years ago. I was watching a podcast he was on, as he was sitting right fucking next to me.
>>684332845
from 1-10 how much of a cuck was he?
>>684341238
>now I can believe them after my encounter with Ryan Gosling
Did you see Lost River? Anybody who thinks he's normal after that is denying reality.
>>684325062
I met Abraham Lincoln once shit was cash didn't speak english then since I was 8 and also didn't know who he was so my parents had to tell me later
>>684325062
Well, I once took a shot out of a celebrity. Not an actor or singer, a president. I know it probably doesn't count as much as they hold conferences and whatnot. It was a long time ago, I bet none of you fuckers had been even born. Back in the good ol' 60s. They gave all the credit to this other asshole, though. I didn't mind, I knew the truth and that was good enough.
>>684341263
i actually think its kind of adorable
I sold some pot to Kevin Smith back around the time he was working on Mallrats. Smoked a bit with him and some other guy. Not Jason Mewes though. Real funny guy. Real nice and polite too.
Has anyone here seen 8legged freaks? Well I have to fight with most of the cast dayly, its not easy being an aus fag man
I met Steven Van Zandt at a 7/11 in Manhattan
I was kind awkward about it, I just asked him if he was Steven Van Zandt, he said yes, I said I was a big fan.
He then shook my hand and said "it's nice to meet you", then I walked away and was afraid to ask him for a picture. Nice guy though, I'm sure he would have done it.
>>684341587
Just a tad jealous. I met Arryn Zech and Kara Eberle at Comic-Con a couple of years ago. Lindsay was there the following year, but I couldn't get badges. Felt bad, man.
Fired from Hard Rock Cafe NYC for smoking pot with Howard Stern and co.
>>684341447
Describe the first time you fucked this mystery famous girl. How do you seduce a celebrity?
>>684332996
Best performance
I met Zimmerman once.
I yelled at him "Can't Simmer the Zimmer!" and he responded me with a Nazi salute. Happiest day of my life.
>>684341807
But Kevin Smith didn't smoke weed until the 2000's, you lying fuck
(all football players)
I met Dirk Kuyt at a restaurant near where he lived and met Johnny Heitinga and Viktor Fischer at a Merdeces benz dealersjip in Amsterdam with my grandfather.
It was just some talk about how the club was doing at what kind of car they wanted nothing to special
>>684342178
Was it a wet dream?
>>684341980
Liquor and drugs, honestly. You'd have to see it to believe how much shit some celebs do, it's an eye opener. Wasn't really seduction, just happened, woke up, she was confused but smiled coy-like and asked if we fucked, said yeah, she put her head in her hands laughing. We talked for a bit and exchanged numbers and yeah, been doing shit ever since maybe once a week or every other.
>>684342209
This. Seth Rogan got him smoking weed during Zach&Miri.
>>684325062
Met Craig Robinson in Maui. Go up and he's like "Mahalo bro" and get a picture with him. Pretty dope dude
>>684342244
Well, I had one hell of a boner and jerked off afterwards. I yelled out his name when I climaxed and I could imagine his face nodding in approval.
i met doublemint dave ama
My cousins a nfl cheerleader if that counts.
Was a hunting guide for former president Bush multiple times down here in south texas, still come by every year but I no longer am a guide, barbara bush was a party animal
>>684342209
>>684342424
Well he was there. He handed me the money. I handed him the pot. I watched as he hit the joint. I don't know what else to say.
I met Ralph Harris the Australian cool painter and child rapist
He smells of weed and piss. This was at a book signing a few years ago
I met Luke Skyywalker in a liquor store in Hallandale Beach. He wanted me to biy his Vodka. I only had 2 dollars for a crack stem
I personaly know several professional athletes they are all old and retired now i met carlos correa when he played for our single a team
>>684325062
When I was a kid back in the late 70s early 80s...I started mowing lawns and I used to mow Lacy Van Zant's lawn (Lynyrd Skynyrd lead singer's dad)
Got drunk with johnny Van Zant a few times after I turned 21
>>684342734
Say you made it all up and that you're a lying fuck
>>684341111
>>684325062
>My cousins a nfl cheerleader if that counts.
No.
No it doesn't.
Haha!!!!!!!!
