he closed with a Demons Souls reference, for fuck sake.
Commiefag here, even I say that shits gone to far. I say we just icepick those fucking abominations, dear god just fucking end them already.
>be me in a 11 hour flight
>regulary visit the toilet to release some farts
>prepare for a good one (mildering the pain oft keeping them in)
>feel its a gold one and forced him a bit
>suddenly liquid shit came out
>pants still on
>horror oft my life
>shit in and on pants
>tried to pull down trousers
>sprrad shit in wall, floor, my legs and socks
>fucking hate my life
>cleand leg and room
>threw away socks, underwear and half oft my trousers (luckily zippers)
>people started hammering Thema door
>completly soaked my shorts and "cleaned" them
>leave toilet with dripping pants
>lucky the lights are still dimmed
>2 hours flight to go
>6 hours till shower
Already were in real life danger, but this scared me the most - almost cried, but it ended surprisingly well without anyone really noticing
jesus fuck there are people legitimately like this
I did this intentionally during my last year of high school. I wasn't exactly acing my classes, and my mother wanted me to send her a picture of my report card. I sent a picture of guro in hopes that she'd forget about the report card.
It worked. I was sent to counceling though
Something tells me that's exactly how their parents got them.
>You have a heart of gold dont let them take it from you
Please be real
speaking of autism speaks
let me know if you can find "autism speaks needs to shut the fuck up"
Fun fact: Mixing Clorox and vinegar will help the bleach clean better, and produce fucking hydrogen cyanide gas, which will kill you.
>thinks it was genuine
I don't care if this isn't a YCYL. You all still just fucking lost
i wonder what that 1 new comment said
the kid in the middle looks like Chris' white friend from Everybody Hates Chris
not a single word of this is in english
>things that will totally get you laid
I stopped reading this. I just couldn't do it