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what would /b/ do to him?

he's 18
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Cut his hair.
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Peg him :)
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>>684325478

why are you assuming that he is gay?
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>>684325540
..........bro...........
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>>684325654

please explain why you think he's gay
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He?
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>>684325718
he just wants you to bump his faggy thread

SAGE!
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I would probably call him a nigger
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I'd make him my wwe tag team partner
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>>684325794

all man
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>>684324491
have him swap heads with one of these guys
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>>684325718
He's not gay
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>>684327147
seriously though why is his fucking head so huge

he looks like a bratz doll
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>>684327366

it looks normal in that photo

i think it's mostly the hair + the fact that his body is very small
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>>684325718
because he looks like a fucking faggot
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>>684327533

that's homophobic
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Would fuck
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>>684327504
no, you can tell how big his head is by the size of his face

post another pic that doesn't have the top of his head cropped off, I want to double check
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>>684324491
I would steal his lunch money.
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>>684328463
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nothing. he's ugly
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>>684329041
this
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>>684328569
>posts a pic with his chin up
well played

maybe the pic in the OP post just has really bad perspective then, because even if I'm generous in assuming how high his hair is, his torso is still only 2 heads high. should be ~3 give or take. pic on left looks more proportional, but his face is not straight on so it's hard to tell how high it actually is
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>>684329545
>don't talk to me or my son ever again
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>>684324491

His balls are non existent
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>>684329545

here is another pic.

he's like 5'4 i think. if that matters
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>>684329744

he appears to have a very small peen as well.
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>>684329807
Then how tall is the guy on his left
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>>684329903

no clue
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>>684329807
ok that looks better. his head still looks a little big but not as bad. he still looks malnourished though.
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>>684330229

maybe he has an eating disorder.
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>>684324809
when he is not whoring around he actually looks fine
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I look like a white version of this guy, but my face suits my body better, and I'm not as vividly a faggot.
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>>684330433

another normal pic
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Thats fucking gay as fuck
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ITT OP posts pics of himself and pretends it's somebody else
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>mfw same body type and hair
This is kind of a wake up call...I need to work out
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>>684330727

OP's one sad gay anon
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>>684330807

wat he looks like he is in good shape
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>>684330727

not me just someone i wanna fuck tbh
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>>684330956

you're gay?
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would fuck/10 because slutty and thin and moves ass but couldn't even hold a simple friendship with him cuz of the same reasons
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>>684331126

you couldnt be friends with someone who is thin and can move their ass?
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>>684331225
if that's the case I'd be a great friend for him, I'm fat and my ass goes nowhere
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>>684324491
Laugh at him. Look at the size of his fucking head, he must be 3 ft tall.
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>>684324491
seen same exact thread couple months ago, op thats you
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>>684331050
take a guess
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>>684324491
chain him up out back. Make him take care of my lawn. Why did we ever stop slavery?
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>>684324491
Ask to see his multipass.
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>>684331225
well forget the thin thing but i can be friends with pple who move their ass

>>684331225
i kek'd

>>684331418
i sleep like that with my dad is not gay
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>>684331862
Why couldn't you be friends with him though
Idgi
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>>684324491
His head is so big...
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>>684326081
Isn't that top image from a Vertical Horizon cover or something
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>>684332007
also this >>684332035
wich i cant stahp noticing, would b akward irl
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seriously though I want to see him have a 3 way with these dudes

I would kek forever
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