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At my nephews shitty little league game. Dubs decide what i do
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Go to the nearest grocery store
Buy the three first item with a name beginning by K
Throw them to the field
Post timestamp
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Cum on that umbrella. Post proof if dubs
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Shout "ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT" at the top of your voice.
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>>684323678
PISSED ON THAT FUCKING UMBRELLA
GIVE IT A FUCKING PURPOSE
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Take that woman's blue cooler and throw it over the fence
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>>684324231
Reroll
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>>684323678
Go sit beside the lady with the umbrella, scooting a lil closer each time she, trying to lean under it. Once she finally says something just look at her and go "Can you believe this weather?" and go back to watching the game like nothings up while taking pictures.
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>>684324240
Blocking the sun retard
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>>684324231
Fuck mam I tin this shit all the damn time I hate that pic idk where it even comes from
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>>684324302
Oh, and film it.
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>>684324284
Reroll
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>>684324328
Damn. Reroll.
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plz play in my EBIN-GAME
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.renapps.spurdojump
thanks!
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>>684324328
You. I like you.
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here is some screenshot
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>>684324403
>>684324416
>>684324430
>>684324464
Ooo shit.
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>>684324365
I mean like a real purpose you fag. Blocking the sun? What you identify as a fucking vampire with them fag?? Seriously man jesus
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sit directly behind that umbrella and scratch it every now and then until the person notices and turns around and when they do, slap them across the face and call them a kike
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>>684324328
This.
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>>684324416
Reroll...
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>>684323678
stand behind the fat lady, whip out yo dick and start pissing on her/umbrella.
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>>684324328
Roll this
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Yell Hitler did nothing wrong
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Whip your dick out and run around yelling about your baseball bat and balls.
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Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks
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>>684323678
go get a 12 pack
become drunk uncle
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Start an "I'm a homo" chant
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Rolling for this
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>>684325070
Nice one, buddy.
Also rolling for this.
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ask her out on a date
fuck her
have a kid with her
marry her
live that life until you die of old age

dubs get
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>>684324832
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>>684324779
Roll
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>>684324760
Roll. Post what happened after.
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>>684324053
Rolling
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piss on that lady's umbrella and call her a whale.
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Sit there and cheer at appropriate times for you nephew.
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>>684325522
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>>684325522
WINNAR
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every time someone strikes out, yell "you lose, faggot" at the batter
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>>684323678
kick the um8rella lady
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>>684325522
why did the shit one win
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>>684325522
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Flash dick
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>>684325522
I dont have money on me right now buddy also pic in a different angle
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Take a shit on bench
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>>684323678
Yell out, "I'm masturbating to your kid."
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>>684325894
How about yelling Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>684325537
rollin
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>>684326044
WINRAR
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>>684326044
Winrar
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>>684326044
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>>684326044
Winrar

Don't forget to post webm
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>>684325894
Start cheering for the wrong kid.
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Get way too into the game. Make like you have various bets on this or that. Try to make bets with other people in the stands. '50 bucks says the fat one eats shit before half time, you faggots want in on this action?'
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Im fucken going to die tonight give me a sec
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>>684324328
Reroll since this ones the only one you're likely to do.
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>>684323678

scream nigger at the top of your lungs
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Periodically make a Filthy Frank noises
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Boo the next kid at bat
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anytime a kid does something good yell good job boner
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>>684325315
Do you seriously think op would have even a miniscule chance of delivering this one faggot?
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>>684324328
I vote this since you probably wouldn't do anything hardcore
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>>684326429
This one.
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>>684326429
Do this,
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>>684324656
This! Also say very causally "dont piss on my umbrella and tell me its raining"
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Dubs have allready been achieved, you know what to do OP
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>>684323678
Woah woah woah, looks to me like there are no white people there. I'm out
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>>684324328
I like the way you think!
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>>684326877
Wasted get, you know op won't deliver that so why bother rolling for it? Are you 12 or just retarded?
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>>684326877
Well shit I have my work cut out for me now I have to make two webm's
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>>684327077
I'd like my get to be a roll for this if that's possible. It's probably the easiest one to deliver so far
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>>684327077
This is what happens when kids are introduced to 4chan through the news, troll videos, and raids.
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>>684327255
Fuck me, I meant this>>684326429
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OP is with their family and people think he'd willing do something that'd get him kicked out, arrested, or his ass beat.
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>>684324857
This reroll
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Little league game? I think you mean impromptu fight club. Find the loudest parent on the other team, put on your Randy face and get into a fight, South Park style.

WHAT? I THOUGHT THIS WAS MURICA!?
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>>684323678
hit on some kid's mom.
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>>684327435
This bullshit happens in every one of these threads, wouldn't anyone rather some keks from a reasonable suggestion than whatever pathetic satisfaction you get from op not delivering your get?
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