I live in a part of Norway where I only see muslims around.
White people are a rare sight.
How do I fuck with their heads and cause mayhem without anyone finding out it was me?
>walls not only have ears, but eyes too
>muslims literally everywhere
I always judged people on individual basis regardless of faith or appearance... until I came here.
These 'people' are fucking savages each and every one of them. They have no manners, their kids behave like fucking orangutans on acid, they themselves behave like money-crazed vultures
>screaming, breaking, loud kids doing stupid shit all the time
>everything smells like downtown Mogadishu, the people, the trees, the fucking everything
>come home from work each night at 02:00am, get woken up at 7 by screaming muslim nigger burka women
Tl;dr how do I fuck with a whole muslim neighbourhood without them finding out it was me
(Willing to go extreme if undetectable enough)
So how tight is it down there?
My idea is to put up posters of "Have you seen this man?" on them, with a police sketch kind of portrait on it. Then somehow later reveal that it's a sketch you did of Muhammad like the day you move out.
1) get 40 packs of raw smoked (as it smells) bacon
2) During the night when said sand-niggers are asleep, coat their front doors with raw bacon, if they have cars, do the same.
Nah, no hurting
I don't really think that's smart.
It involves too much risk of being seen. Sure I could print and sketch all those posters, but I can't tape shit everywhere at any time because there are always people who can see me
And I'm one of the few white people here
Also, it needs to have a special touch to it
Not this ordinary pig/qu'ran/Mohammad mockery
Waste of good fucking bacon and not original enough
I do have serbian ancestry
There is one 2km away, but I don't care about them niggers cuz they're too far.
I need something that will be a deep, well thought insult to the entire 'community'
Its actually an ungoverned zoo
There are a lot of drug dealers and druggies here too
I smoke a jay from time to time, but these people sell some schwag spice and/or soapbar hash that tastes like battery acid
They all deserve the wrath of their stupidity
Here's what you need to do
Print leaflets explaining that Islam is the worshipping of Allah, a pagan moon god from Mohamed's village.
Explain how mohamed got tricked by Satan (Iblīs) into worshipping him, and how all muslims are devil worshipers and that only by repenting and worshiping Yahweh will their souls be saved.
Explain that's why, according to the Quran, in islamic heaven there are "rivers of wine and boys as fine as pearls", because they're all a bunch of devil worshiping faggots.
Explain that mohamed was not a prophet, but a common thief and a murderer.
Come live in my country where philosophers rule and where our founder will be Sokrates and Plato in about 20 years.
Just got to find a niggercountry thats corrupt enough to sell me some land.
> get monei
> helo mr black
> pls i buy land ok
> i give 1 billion
> ok man very g00d deal mi frend
> revive plato
> hi plato
> this aint what my history book said
> man fuck philosophy
I would go full rekt on them but if u dont wanna hurt them... Hmmm...
I guess just make some offensive poster and put them around town. U come back at two am from work so that would be a good time to start the action.
Be carefull because they have this month in a year when they hide from their god when eating, meqning they eqt at night and get fat like pigs. I think they will start doing that soon. When they do, they will be awake at night
Also hide any clues, for example, dont put posters directly from your work to house. Go random.
Make sure cooworkers dont see posters.
At best, print using ur own printer.
Check for cameras. They prob have some in public transport and stuff...
Idk, just place urself as a cop and think how could u find a guy that put offensive posters around town
Also dont share your ide to nobody, even if white. There are people who have nothing agains muslims and u can never know
u wart m9 ok wanna fk with niggers order a copy of the quaran literally shit on it cover it with bacon and pics of streched anuses then put it in a plexi glass box which is glued with industrial strengh glue beside a mosque u stupid faggot learn to respekt the trips and dubs u stupid faggot
And i guess u need some ideas for posters. Its fucking easy. Just atack their religion, how stupid they are, how they beat their wives, how they blow themseves up... U know, that kind of shit. But mostly religion.
And if u have money, u can go to one of them advertising agencies and tell them that u want a picture of bacon on a bilboard, or train station... Or even better, they put a print of bacon on a fucking bus. Just imagine, a bacon bus. No musslim gonna ride that one muhahahahahhahaha
Man, poster can be as original as anything. Its the question of how original is the idea of WHAT to put on a poster.
As for any other way to offend muslims and not be seen.... Idk man......
But as i sad, i would go full rekt on their asses ;)
Buy few cheap quran books, burn them slightly and toss em to yatds of the ppl who piss you off the most. Also make anonimous note to local mosqu saying u saw who burn them and tell names. It will start riots.
The stupidity here is that OP is generalising all Muslims as one problem. When in reality it's the concentrated cesspool of third world immigrants such like Somalians. Any Muslim who was raised in an environment that is well integrated with society will be like the rest of society, differing only by individual character. I have seen this many times as youths from third world countries have a difficult time adjusting to society but are in comfort when there is a large number of them. They can stick to their own kind regardless whether they are Muslim or not.
Are you fucking retarded,
Read this you fucking moron
Out of all the percentages stated, out of the actual Muslim population, how many are actually causing problems? Is this exclusive to Muslims as a whole? Within a given population, there are bound to be bad apples. The emphasis is clear in media when there's a default hate for Muslims as a whole. The bias is so blatantly clear. Given that they are a minority, there seems to be an "us vs them" mentality where Muslims are not considered as our own people, rather treated as separate aliens that are easy to pick on.
Crime is rampant in other communities too, except nobody blames an entire ethnicity, culture or religion because it is not possible when the perpetrator is considered "one of us". The "Muslims" who commit crimes and atrocious acts are far from piety, lack of prayer or adherence to basic principles is common even in Muslim majority countries. This same concept also applies to other non-muslim nations too with atheists, christians etc. I am leaving out too many factors since this is quite debatable, though I'm not interested in that since this is /b/ after all.
>tfw norway survived for a thousand years through wars and ideals only to be destroyed through "peaceful" invasion from inside out
>tfw you watch your country die a little bit more each year and their is nothing you can do about it
No fuck you
You're full of shit
Look how muslims treat their women (ok for./b/ standards but face it, they're savages)
They still stone people
Their today's extremists are like Christian extremists 500 years ago
They cut peoples limbs off for stupid shit
They kill people for fucking before marriage
They fuck kids
They are viciously apathetic
They are stupid as fuck
What percentage of muslims are agnostic/atheistic?
What percentage of christians/jews are?
Shut the fuck up college knowitall white knight
Norway was consisted of plague-infested potato barbarians for centuries until you found oil in the 2nd half of the 20 century and became a 1st world nation.
You have no culture. You have no morals. You have no real history. You have no manners. You have no heritage. All you have is money which is, obviously, useless to dumb people.
The founding of oil in your areas can be compared to tossing bags of money into a cage full of monkeys. Just look at it now, disgrace.
Put liqued heat in their jock straps
Spend the next year collecting saliva from every dog you can lay your hands on. At the end of the year you should have a lot of saliva. During this process make sure you take pictures and videos of you "milking" the dogs. Once this stage is complete you need to attach a container to the main water supply lines to their houses, with each container holding a cup or so of dog saliva. Once again, take pictures of the process as well as videos. Make sure the main water lines and containers are connected together with a water tight seal and that the connection is not too wide as to allow the saliva to only pass through at a trickle. Wait about a week, then send said videos and pictures to every Muslim in the area. Of course, disguise your face and voice. If a Muslim gets dog saliva on them they must was 7 times before being declared "clean". Imagine the horror of realising you have been drinking dog saliva for a few weeks?
SIT BACK AND PROFIT
>No fuck you
>You're full of shit
If you say so.
>Look how muslims treat their women (ok for./b/ standards but face it, they're savages)
Sad reality for many third world countries and their immigrants. The people who grew up in first world nations treat women far better.
>They still stone people
15 countries, mostly shit tier. A few have stoning laws but very rarely enforced or never been e.g. Brunei.
>Their today's extremists are like Christian extremists 500 years ago
>They cut peoples limbs off for stupid shit
>They kill people for fucking before marriage
Often the intention was to keep a deterrent however most Muslim nations are backwards and corrupt as fuck. Shittier nations actually enforce this stuff with little or no concrete proof.
>They fuck kids
Grooming gangs exist in white communities too.
>They are viciously apathetic
>They are stupid as fuck
>What percentage of muslims are agnostic/atheistic?
>What percentage of christians/jews are?
>Shut the fuck up college knowitall white knight
You're hardly worth arguing with, if it were real life I could almost describe it as incoherent rage. A lot of these could easily apply to non Muslims too.
Gathet all thr kids together. Ask them if they beleive in allah and when they day yes ask them to pray for candy. After no candy comes say look i told you hese not real, now pray to (insert whatever here) and when they do throw candy at them.
Oh, I am very sorry for having a little fun with /b/, the place where everything is super serious. I'll be sure to really think about my plans in a more realistic manner next time, I wouldn't want to upset anybody.
So basically you just agreed with half the stuff I said, didn't comment on the other half because I'm either right of no far from being right and called my rant an 'incoherent rage'?
I just wrote the 10 first things that popped into my head about what's wrong with muslims.
Ever lived with muslims?
Ever hung out with them?
Not even close to the percentage of christians that turn away
>Iceland has 0.0% of people under the age of 25 who believe in god
Name one fucking muslim country with under 50% non-believers
Not sure if you two are well-thought trolls or complete fucking idiots living in a fantasy land
Use bathrooms in everstore you can find. Clog their toilets with their original toilet paper and shit everywear then replace it with this
I tried enough times to have muslim friends.
You try leading a conversation about i.e. the universe with someone who believes pigs are gonna make him burn forever in an imaginary land of fire and brimstone
Move to Israel, join IDF
I give 15 years before all skandinavian countries start begging the kikes to come build some massive base in Akershus clear the infestation for them
sneak pork and pork products into the halal butchershops, then 'reveal' it in a broadly distributed email later
buy piglets, release them into the ductwork of the local mosque or through the doors of the mosque during friday obligatory prayer
get a bunch of taggers together and have them start spray painting pigs heads with the words, 'mohammed' underneath them everywhere in the neighborhood