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Why are you not drinking a cold crisp delicious can of Coca Cola™?
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too much sugar, and i have to cut for summer lacrosse.
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>>684314335
Too expensive
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I am actually
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>>684314532
fatass
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>>684314335
because I want strong bones
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>>684314335
Because only shit-tier beta faggots drink from a can.
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I am dude
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DrPepper is better
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b/c i'm not diabetic
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I spend my day drinking water

but if I were to drink dark soda, I'd pick Pepsi
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>>684317504
> Pepsi

Nigger.
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>>684314335
Bcuz I'm a man.
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>>684317736
or french canadian. quebeckers and niggers are the only people who drink pepsi.
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>>684316771
Cans stay colder longer fag
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>>684317304
/thread
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>>684314335
Are you sponsored?
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Because I don't want diabetes or acid eroded teeth.
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>>684314335
Because a nigger stole mine
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>mfw I'm actually drinking coke
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>>684314610
this
I buy store brand cola
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>>684314335
cuz i only drink pepsi twist
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>>684314335
Because coca cola purposely want people to get sick so that insurance companies make money, one big interlinked system i refuse to buy into.
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>>684314335
Because im drinking beer. but i have coke in the fridge.
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Cause im an adult and can buy adult alcohol you faggot hahahaha
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>>684319848
many of which go well with coke
>tryhard
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>>684319848
>adult alcohol
As opposed to children's alcohol?
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>>684314335
Tastes like shit.
Liquid diabetes.
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>>684320406
water shill detected
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>>684314335
I have IBS and the dr suggested cutting out fizzy drinks, I use to drink at least a liter or two a day, diet coke, the godly kind. Then I went cold turkey and cut it out, and I can tell you, that shit was hard to kick.
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>>684314335
Because I enjoy a nice warm load of OPs jizz
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>>684317504
So, You're a Mexican?
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>>684314335
coke is expensive and i already have root beer
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>>684320619
Yes, I almost always drink water.

Feel free to spend the last twenty years of your life in a nursing home in poor health.
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>>684317893
Cant drink 500mls before it gets warm? poor lil baybee....
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because it's a shit-tier drink
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>>684320987
>"Just a water and half a celery stick please!"

kys fat ass
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>>684320987
honestly i get where your coming from i do

but water doesent offer anything at all
none of the sugers or anything that soda does
and as long as your active you dont have to worry about that nursing home just saying
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>>684316771
>glasses with shitty labels
fuck you and your gay hip shit
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>>684321158
>celery stick

Stuck in the '70's, eh? Your loss. Must be too lazy to have researched actual science about diet (not the medical advice).
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>>684321482
>your
>doesent
>sugers
>what is punctuation
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>>684321916
>caring about punctuation on /b/

water shill pls go
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>>684321916
jesus you're anal
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That's why.
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>>684321482
>but water doesent offer anything at all

Hydration. H2O is a reagent in a whole host of major metabolic processes.

>none of the sugers or anything that soda does

Exactly the point. Consumption of liquid sugar invariably, faster or slower, leads to metabolic syndrome which will fuck you up one way or the other. What disease you get depends on other circumstances.

>and as long as your active you dont have to worry about that nursing home just saying

Thank you for playing. Next contestant please.

The benefits from exercise and activity cannot overcome a shitty diet. They'll ameliorate it, but you're still headed to unhealth.
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Unhealthy peace of shit, that's why.
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