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Just your daily reminder that a bear would kick the fucking shit out of a gorilla in a fight.
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I don't think there's much on the land that could fuck up a big grizzly or polar bear upwithout getting rekt at the same time.
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Hippo would destroy both at the same time.
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>>684309140
No way, not on land. Anything get a hippo from behind, on top, it's fucked.
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>>684309140
A hippo would fuck a gorilla. A hippo and bear seem pretty matched.
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There is no competition
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>>684309443
Nature is horrifying
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Image this wrapped round your bonce m8!
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>>684309443
thast a baby hoppo tho
full size hippopotami are fucking hueg

also hrinoseroce and elephant
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Silverback wins
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>>684309815
Grizzly bear truly greatest result to get on animal quiz.
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9999. Get
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polo bears are bigger than the brown ones
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>>684308455
Well a blue whale would crush both of them with ease, so FUCK YOU nigger.
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>>684308455
A couple of years ago i saw a documentation about this and they came to the result that the gorilla would win because he would knock the bear out immediately before he can even attack.
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what about large corcerdile
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>>684310205
That's only the ones that were exposed to Kung fu DVDs in a Chinese zoo.
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>>684308455


GRIZZLY BEARS ARE MADE TO KILL SHIT. OTHER ANIMALS YOU COMPARE IT TO- ARE NOT.

GRIZZLIES WILL FUCK EVERY LAND ANIMAL UP EXCEPT A BULL ELEPHANT. THAT WOULD GO 50-50.
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gorilla combo breaker (?)
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>>684310359
nah elephent wolud win easily
you can not imagine the power
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>>684308455
The muscles of a gorilla are much more dense (they can't even swim). A gorilla would surely win.
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not if the gorilla goes full ape-shit on the bear
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best thread in a long time
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>>684310283
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>>684309815
dats fukd
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>>684310607
I don't think muscle density matters when a bear swipes at it, the claws are fucking enormous
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>>684310633
The silverback would win, but bearly
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>>684310680
thats only a small one slatwater corcedile can be 6m long
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>>684309815
>2nd amendment
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>>684310519


EASILY?SURE NIGGER.

HERE IS A GRIZZLY HANDLING A 700 KG BULL MOOSE LIKE IT'S A SACK OF SHIT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tolJbFKJcQ0
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Silver back would get bit and scratched and would get fukt by bear
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>>684309927
Did you have a mild stroke halfway through typing out rhinoceros?
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>>684308455
I really wanna watch this match-up played out. We need a show that answers these kind of problems.
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>>684310966


HOW EXACTLY WILL THE SILVER BACK LAND A LETHAL BLOW ON A GRIZZLY YOU DUMB FUCK? THE ONLY THING TAT SCIENTIST HAVE EVALUATED THAT CAN PENETRATE THE GRIZZLY'S THICK NIGGER SKIN IS AN INTACT TUSK OF A BULL ELEPHANT.
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>>684310359
how about rhino
it can make your riced civic do a fucking frontflip
http://nypost.com/2016/02/24/rhino-1-toyota-truck-0/

elephant>rhino>>>>>>>>>>bear>>>>>>>all other land animale
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>>684311118
>700 KG
is nothing to an elephent they can weigh 6 tons
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>>684308455
Are you retarded? A gorilla has superior strength, intellect, and mobility. A gorilla would utterly destroy a bear
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>>684311447
>This nigga
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>>684311118

If I lived up there, you wouldn't catch me anywhere without a .44 wheelgun.

Grizzly bears just killing moose in your fucking front yard, jesus christ
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Great thread well done op
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>>684311575
Fuck your shit a bear is a predator. It is literally designed to kill things not eat fruit and throw its shit.
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>>684311055
topkek
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>>684311454


YEAH? AND GRIZZLY BEARS HERE THROW 2 TONS OF GARBAGE CONTAINERS IN THE STREET LIKE SACKS OF SHIT CAUSING TRAFFIC FATALITIES
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>>684311754
Oh no what's it gonna do claw the gorilla? It wouldn't even phase the gorillas thick hide. The only thing a bear could do is piss off the gorilla.
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>>684312038
Nigga wut, did you somehow miss the picture of a grizzly's paw that was posted here? That claw can rip apart cars, gorilla hide is baby shit compared to metal
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>>684312038
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>>684311747


WHEN THERE IS FOOD AROUND GRIZZILY BEARS DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THEY BECOME A DANGER WHEN FOOD IS SCARCE AT THE END OF FALL OR BAD SALMON RUN. IF FED YOU CAN LITERALLY WALK WITHIN FEET OF THEM...IF FED.IF HUNGRY YOU BECOME FOOD.
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>>684311956
those things look sinister as fuck to me
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>>684310633
Damn it Carlos
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>>684312038

>bear swings once at nigger
>slices open niggers jugular with 10in claws
>nigger tries to punch bear in the face
>nigger bleeds out
>tries to throw his shit one last time
>dies
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step 1: find unpopular opinion
step 2: post said unpopular opinion to /b/
step 3: watch anons fight


SOOOOOO ORIGNIAL

https://youtu.be/cNwri_KGQKA?t=9s
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>>684312038


ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? A BEAR OPENED UP MY TOYOTA TUNDRA LIKE A TIN CAN WITH IT'S CLAWS YOU DUMB FUCK. IT ABSOLUTELY TOTALED A BRAND NEW TUNDRA BECAUSE I FOOLISHLY FORGOT A TUNA SANDWICH IN MY TRUCK.
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>>684312186
you call that paper thin shit most cars today are made out of "metal" ? nigra please
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>>684312186
gtfo out of here troll

everyone knows gorilla hide can withstand glorious nippon steel

bear claws are nothing
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>>684312394


THE GRIZZLY IS AS MUCH AS A NIGGER AS A GORILLA. BEARS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES.
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>>684312186
>>684312196
>>684312394
You guys are so stupid one punch from a gorilla would kill a bear. Have you ever seen a gorilla rage out before? It could literally pick a bear up and snap it in half
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>>684312646


YEAH TELL THAT TO MY 3 DAY OLD TUNDRA THAT BECAME A WRITE OFF WHEN A GRIZZLY WANTED A TUNA SANDWICH I LEFT INSIDE. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? THEY ARE THE NIGGERS OF THE ANIMAL WORLD.
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>>684308729
A polar bear would fuck up a grizzly bear.
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Isn't a grizzly bear a lot more than the weight of a gorilla?
Also, while gorillas are my favorite of the great apes, they really are chill, and are really bad at fighting. I mean, even that whole charge thing is just ritual, they only are going to hurt you if you run.

My favorite primate in general are gibbons though.
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>>684312803


TROLL
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As usual, that which is white is superior.
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>>684311575
Wadduuuuuuuuuuuuup
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>>684312933
Hurr I can't refute his fact better call him a troll. A grizzly bear is nothing but a minor nuisance to a gorilla
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>>684312829
>THAT BECAME A WRITE OFF WHEN A GRIZZLY WANTED A TUNA SANDWICH I LEFT INSIDE.
mfw you're lucky it didn't go after your girls' vagina
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>>684309443
That's a baby hippo
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>>684312876
My favourite primates are big titted human females.
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>>684313317
Kek'd
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>>684312267

>walk within feet of them
>all of my nope
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>>684313234
Girlfriend? kek
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>>684312849
>>684312989
Polar bears are huge!
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>>684311118
IDIOT!!! The woman in the video clearly says that it was a moose calf.
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Panther would win against bear.
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>>684312803
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https://youtu.be/yti2UY5D0zw

Apparently mother cougars can whoop a hungry grizzly
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>>684314187
I've seen a housecat drive away a brown bear.

This is about (I assume) a full-on fight to the death.
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>>684314187
Lmao bear didn't even try. Cougar couldn't do shit.
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>>684314328
Good point
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