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Ask someone "forever alone" enough to buy this anything.
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Holy fuck, those tits look weird
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>>684306064
is it worth?
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Is this actually better than fapping?
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I bet if you just spent a month lifting and doing light cardio and not jerking off to porn everyday you'd have enough courage to put yourself out there bud. Everyone's alone in the world man and you're not that far gone, some one would for sure want your dick.
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>>684306301
different feeling. I've tried fleshlights too, it's kinda the same.
>>684306285
depends on what you search. Probably not.
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i wish i had your life. real girls are dumb, but i have sex often enough to be scared to get caught with one of these in my closet or under my bed.
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how old are you?
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>>684306316
been there, done that. I'm just not the kind of man women want to have sex with.
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>>684306316
Just ask him out already.
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how do you order something like this without your mom finding it?
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>>684306670
I have a place for it. just in case.
>>684306727
29.
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>>684306064
I've been married and I own one of these.

True story.
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>>684306814
I'm old enough, daddy.
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>>684306275
They are. But strangely they're comfortable.
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post a pic of it op, i dont believe u actually own one
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>>684306900
>29.
When do you turn 30?

I'm 30 now and foreveralone also, I got bad news about the magic powers...
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>>684307555
wish I could, but I'm not home today.
>inb4 pics or it didn't happen
>inb4 pics of me fucking this thing. I won't.
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>>684307646
In five months. And I didn't have to wait so long. Knew it a long ago.
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>>684307813
How weird are you?

I'm not even extremely weird. I'm clean, hygienic, have a good job, etc. etc.. I'm just extremely scared of social situations and tend to stay alone.
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>>684307932
Well, I do have "friends". Though I can act sometimes a way that makes they think I'm a monster or a robot.
I'm kinda clean, my job pays well.
I'm introverted, fear of conflicts, the whole thing.
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>>684306064
These suck because you're essentially jerking off still. Now these bad boys right here is where it's at since you can fuck it.
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>>684308629
Yes. That's why it's not the best sextoy. The advantage of the torso over the bubble butt is that I can pretend I'm sleeping with a woman.
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>>684308412
Yeah, we're similar people. Good luck man, maybe it will get easier for us.
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>>684309219
Well, hope's the only thing I've left. Good luck to you too.
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>>684308629
I bought one of those. First time I used it, lubed it and my dick up real good, stuck it in the pussy, then stuck it in the ass. As soon as I stuck it in the ass, the asshole ripped open and the whole fucking thing split apart.

Complete waste of money.
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>>684308896
... It's size isn't nearly similar to a womans. It's more like sleeping with a child ... and nevermind.
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>>684309557
>waste of money
So you didn't invoke the warranty and get it replaced since you just bought it since everything has defective products from time to time?

Or are you one of those people it didn't work the first time because of a defect that means the whole product is shit? Cuz thats like never eating someplace again just cuz the cook forgot to take the pickles off your burger, once.
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>>684309616
Or a petite woman. But you're right on this one.
>>684309557
I haven't tried the asshole yet.

You'd better got lube. Tons of it. You can't fuck it properly without it.
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>>684309916
And to be completely honest, I don't think my dick's big enough to rip it in two.
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>>684309835
I ordered it online. In order to get it replaced, I would have to actually ship it back to the fucking place which brings up a whole slew of complications I didn't particularly want to deal with.
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>>684306064
I would cut out those tits.
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>>684310246
I did lube up like crazy, I'm not that big, but I'm very thick, so I'm used to having to use tons of lube.
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>>684310560
Well, I wouldn't, they're (partly) why I bought it.
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>>684306064
it kind of looks like the upper part of a quad-bike
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>>684309219
>>684309327
>40
Yeah, never gets easier or better
By the time you hit my age your dick will only be useful by not getting piss on your shoes.
That is what you have to look forward to.
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Just ordered a tenga egg, any experiences with it?
Seems pretty good for such a low price
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>>684311067
Viagra faggot
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>>684311067
Actually, I look forward to the prostitutes I will fuck.
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>>684308629
worst sex toy company out there. if you want unrealistic foam filled toys, go with them
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>>684307646
You had to develop the magic powers with all the time you didn't spend socializing, faget.
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>>684311220
Yeah.
>Me: Hey Doc, can I get some Viagra?
>Dr: Sure! Are you sexually active?
>Me: No, I just need to to jerk off using a torso of a sex doll.
>Dr: ...?
>>684311336
What are a child? Even if you were 17, you would be able to do that.
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There are other alternatives out there guys, just look beyond Amazon. Took me awhile saving up and after buying a couple other dolls I finally got something that makes me happy to come home from work every day.
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>>684311799
Well, to be fair, it's much easier to fuck hookers if you don't live with your parents.
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>>684311799
As I said, I'm 29. Couldn't understand you, what should I be able to do ?

And can't you lie to your doc ?
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>>684312039
you mean this?
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>>684312039
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>>684312237
kek
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>>684312085

hookers require condoms

sex with condoms sucks
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>>684312191
No, that's not even appealing. Something more like this. Comes with all the accessories.
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>>684311637
>implying Einstein wasn't married
>twice
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>>684312366
even then there STDs you can get
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>>684312388
i rather not
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>>684312388
Holy shit this is like the optimus prime of sex dolls.
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>>684312409
>implying you can't live in solitude while married
You've never been in a long term relationship, have you?
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>>684306275
sauce plox <3
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>>684312409
Even great men make mistakes.
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>>684312366
Yes, but I've fucked a lot of hookers. Some of them, I would have put a condom even if they didn't ask.
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>>684312524
She's worth it.
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Well, once again, /b/ never fails to surprise me.
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>>684312864
thats normal. soon someone will post the toddler sex dolls and get banned, just wait!
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>>684312704
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>>684312704
dood, those saggy tits. What is this, a granny simulator?
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>>684312993
Yes, as always. The doll in your pic is good. I went for the torso cos good dolls are still pretty expensive.
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>>684308629
Yeah, except it costs 2-300 dollars. Fuck that. For something youll use once a month Indont think its worth it. And I spent like 300 bucks on toys like this.
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>>684313237
remember takeshis castle? that doll just looks like takeshi!

>>684313345
the cheaper ones are around 2-3 thousand nowadays, but all big tit ones with overproportions
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>>684313614
doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
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>>684313323
Because the thread is full of old men? Its nasty if these old fucks want a doll that looks like a child. This is more suited to their needs. And I have all kinds because dolls are my fetish, I'm a public mannequin molester who has been arrested for lewd acts in public with a mannequin.
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>>684313743
wat?
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>>684313614
How much is a doll like that and where can I get it?
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>>684313920
I won't judge you.
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>>684313946
Like seriously man, what the fuck. Yeah I've seen those, no I've never stuck on your nasty threads on /gif/ or /b/. Why would you even by those? Go out and get some skinny escort, they're way better and if you're not some cheap fuck they'll fake interest and love so well you eventually fall for them.
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>>684314108
no idea and no idiea
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>>684314173
>>684313920
Well, I do. Even if those dolls are for pleasure, I fucking wanna dick a nice woman, not some old saggy skank!
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This thread was suprisingly civil and kind, have a good one sirs
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>>684314203
i think you are thinking i am someone else, i never post in /gif/.
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>>684309835
>Cuz thats like never eating someplace again just cuz the cook forgot to take the pickles off your burger, once.
You're a fucking moron.
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>>684309557
Top fucking kek
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>>684312085
You aren't going to bring the hookers to your parents house. I am sure that you leave the house on your own & come back when you want. Just say that you are going to see a movie.
>>684312144
That was aimed at the dude who said he was looking forward to fucking hookers. As an adult, any of us have that option whenever we please. As a child, they would have to wait to be able to have that option.
Being sexually dysfunctional is sad on its own, using viagra just to jerk off is just pathetic.
>FREE ADVICE
Anyone afraid of getting arrested for soliciting sex? Just tell the woman that you want to walk over to a sex toy shop because you want to record her using it. If she gives you a price, she is a working girl, if she doesn't then she is a cop.
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>>684314546
Sauce??
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>>684314453
Still you're fapping on those whatyoucallthem dolls- hotglue dolls? Exactly the same shit those faggots on /gif/ post every day in their gay threads.
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>>684314718
if you find one and more gifs, post em. i seriously lack content of that kind of dolls
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>>684314895
>>>/gif/
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>>684306064

eh, I have a few onaholes and no fucks have been given.
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>>684314655
So aimed at me. I'm sorry if you misunderstood me. I already have, and I'm thinking about the next ones in the future.
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>>684314895
I'll do what I can anon thanks
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OP I'm in a similar place as you

I posted an ad on CL to eat out a girl with no reciprocation
Will that work?
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>>684314841
i think you have some problem with your social status, why else would you target other people and think of them being lower than you, in whatever respect...

>>684315030
i don't mean pic related. i mean full body silicon rubber/elastic material
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>>684315179
OP here. I did that too. It might work. Just be patient.
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>>684315289
You're trying to damagecontrol too hard man. I'm not even attacking someone, I just wanna know what the fuck makes you guys to fuck those hotglue dolls. Like, I sincerely don't understand that.
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>>684315289
Lifesize? Because you find minidolls on /gif/.
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>>684315736
just think of your desire to have sex with a real girl. it's the same for us but replace real girl with 'doll'

that's pretty close to the reality
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>>684315736
Well, it seems like having nobody to fuck on a regular basis can make you do strange things.
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>>684306579
tried or owned? you dirty dirty scum
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>>684315844
no, there are mini dolls made by just replacing the body but keeping hard plastic legs and arms and there are full elastic one piece small dolls
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>>684315949
own. 3 of them exactly. And yes, I am one. Thanks for noticing.
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>>684315927
What's the advantage of a doll over a real girl? Like, I'd never trade my girlfriend in for a doll made of silicon and whoknowswhat
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>>684316292
dunno, can't compare as i lack the reference with a real girl
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>>684316059
Yeah, and those kinda full elastic ones get pasted repeatedly on /gif/. Lurk there for a week and you'll find one of those. Right now there ain't one, but I swear every second day on there I see one. Like, some doods fucking those.
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>>684316401
Maybe try a real girl? Like, if you can't get one (and I don't care why) pick up some hooker with a skinny body.
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>>684312191
How much would one of this size cost and where could I procure it?
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>>684316449
i know the gifs you mean, but them are not the small ones, more like mid size ones
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>>684312590
/thread

I've been with my girl for almost 5 years now and she makes me happy, yet completely unhappy. She lifts me up, but destroys me at the same time. It fucking sucks.
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>>684316578
well, i'm not sure, but old legends say there are slight differences between escorts and girlfriends.
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>>684316649
Alright, that may just be true. I don't lurk those, so I can't tell.
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>>684306301
In theory yes it is, alot better, but then theres a bigger mess to clean up so it evens out.
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>>684316588
that one is a trottla, don't know the price

>>684316578
Maybe try to fuck a wall (i mean one without a hole in it). Same thing from my point of view, except a girl is a bit more annoying as a wall, because a wall can't talk back
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>>684316832
It's kinda heavy, and as said before, you'd better be wary.
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>>684316766
Well, yeah that is true for sure. But a good escort will give you the impression of love and care I figured, since every guy knows that they fuck for money. So the difference they can make is how good they can make you forget that, right?

Dunno man, I'm drunk and just looking for convo.
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>>684314453
Those are actually great looking tits
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>>684314895
They are called spit back dolls
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>>684306670
I hide my gfs dildos in my flesh light
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>>684316864
Now that sounds bitter man. Girls are nice actually, at least some of them.
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>>684306064
If fucking a dismembered body is your thing then go for it.
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>>684316979
i with i could buy one without all the hassle of neighbors accidentally accepting the package and opening it
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>>684314655
But couldn't a female cop easier just give a price? I'm actually interested in banging hookers so I'd like to know.
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>>684316963
That's not my point. You don't live with escorts. If paid well enough, they will give you their best. No quarrels, no headaches or whatever the fuck girlfriends could annoy you with.
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>>684317262
They aren't even allowed to do that, at least not in my country.
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>>684312191
mods
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>>684317252
Still better than fucking nothing at all.
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>>684317464
Well, you don't live with your doll either, right?
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>>684317251
maybe i will find out in a different live. in my current one i have only seen it from others and it's all the same shit
>>684317495
too bad my country and the postal service doesn't give a fuck, even if it's a delivery that has to be personally signed... good thing it was a htc vive this time
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>>684317634
right, but when I need more, I pay an escort. I have (50 times to this day), and I will continue.
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>>684316059
This thing is fucking hot, man. I love the curves and bellybutton ring.

I feel as if the main advantage dolls have over girls is that girl will bitch and moan about the slightest thing, while a doll will gladly serve any desire you please. Albeit physical desires, they're desires nonetheless.
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>>684317601
CandyGirls are a line of realistic sex dolls manufactured by Orient Industries in Japan.

The dolls have a reputation for aesthetics (highly detailed, lifelike faces), potentially occupying a similar market niche as that of the premium American-made RealDolls. (While the low-end product series of CandyGirl dolls, Petit Pure, are priced at $1,383, a high-end CandyGirl doll costs about $7,000; RealDolls start at around $6,000.)

The dolls are not sold directly to customers outside Japan, although it is possible to purchase them using intermediaries based in Japan ("shopping deputies").
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>>684316864
You have some nice dolls, anon.
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>>684317755
Yeah they gotta do the signing thing as well. But they mustn't open it.
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>>684317858
Well, I guess if that works for you, go ahead man. Hope you're happy with that, and I'm not even sarcastic.
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>>684317941
i think that one is not asian/japan but rather US or europe
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>>684318092
what will you do if they open it? sue them? they will just say it was an accident because they are half blind... and they will win
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i go to whorehouses in south america whenever i go one time had 5 girls in one night touring them the most expensive was 50 dollars cheapest was 10. from what i saw the girls change so they werent the same girls all the time
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>>684317443
Sure but cops won't take off their clothes when push comes to shove. Hookers are always open to upgrades. Cops may try to suggest you might as well pay for sex but just stick to your guns & they will eventually back down.
>Blowjob?
>$69
>1/2 & 1/2?
>$110
>Anal?
>$150
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>>684318199
It's not as if I could do otherwise. So, it's not perfect but hey, nobody's perfect.
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>>684317262
You could request the item for pickup at FedEx or UPS only, anon. It would be easier for you that way.

I was at FedEx last week and some kid went to go pick up a $1300 curved gaming monitor because he didn't want it left at the door.
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>>684318522
I'd try to give you all the
>work on yourself
>work out
>educate yourself
>do thisnthatnthisnthat
shit, but I guess you've heard all of that since you are here. So I'm just gonna leave it right there with an honest
>good luck to you
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>>684318536
i wish i could. they don't give a fuck about such requests here. even delivering them to a pickup point just means: do whatever you fucking want

had many packets picked up by neighbors while explicitly making clear to fucking place them in the pickup point or postal office
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>>684318349
True. But like, why not just go and make sure you're home when the package arrives? In my country theres parcel tracing, which allows you to (sort of) accurately determine when the parcel will arrive.
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>>684309557
Same thing happened when I brought your mum back to my place
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>>684318679
i do all that but i still freeze up around girls i cant talk to them properly i tried several times
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>>684318014
Would this be illegal to own in the US? I've always had a fear of saving loli hentai or buying a loli doll and the next day I'd be getting v& for pedophilia.

>>684318349
>>684318253
You have a beautiful doll, my friend.

>>684318497
Is that like a flat rate that most hookers have, or does it vary from junkie to junkie? I have a fetish for massive junkie hookers so I guess they'd probably be cheaper? I don't know.
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>>684307646
I do believe that the magic powers should have manifested themselves by now.
try creating a Tulpa for now. Basic peasants would have little to no chance to do that without extensive practice, but you should be able to do it since you have a lot of undisturbed spiritual energy.
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>>684318740
What about setting up a delivery time? Might cost you a little extra, but it could work. I don't know where you live or how much it'll cost you, but at least you'd be able to sign for it yourself.
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>>684318679
Yes, as I explained before, it's not that easy.
Thank you.
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>>684319095
Give less fucks. That usually helps, especially when you're already doing other things (i.e. not being fat, if so keep working out).
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>>684319286
i think it would be more difficult than picking up a random girl and fuck her without it being rape or child abuse
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>>684319300
You're welcome. Keep that head of yours up, man. As long as you don't give up, there's still hope.

>drunk texting

Sorry.
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>>684319485
Hmmmm... What about paying a buddy to accept the package for you? or you could place the order and take a sick day on the day it's supposed to arrive. That way you could enjoy your new doll at the same time, too.
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>>684319838
no friends
they will just deliver it the next day or the day before, happened to me too. they are fucking unpredictable and their tracking is shit

shit just like realdolls
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>>684319110
Those were just random rates.
Yeah, you are right.
The ugly, old & strung out ones are more desperate for cash. The younger, newer & more attractive ones haven't usually developed extreme drug habits yet.
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>>684320439
don't go too young though.
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