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Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?
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I ate a bowl a' nails for breakfast this morning
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>>684305635
So what?
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>>684305697
Without any milk
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>>684305635
>>684305697
>>684305741
Fucking love it.
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>>684305538
I once revealed my identity as a female on /b/

Without revealing my tits
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I crashed two planes into these towers, and everyone still thinks it was an Islamic terrorist group
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>>684305895
B-bullshit! They wouldn't just let you get away with that!
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>>684306195
George?
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I didn't even cry.
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>>684305741
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>>684306200
My blood pressure is going up just looking at that
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>>684305538
I beat a man up and took his waifu pillow, then married it
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I do all my tests in pen.
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>>684305538
I blame the jews for 911 and tell people the Holocaust didnt happen
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>>684306274
Jesus, OP said Salty Spitoon thread, not rekt/gore thread
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>>684305538
How tough am i?!? I mentally abused a 40 year old retard at work today and didn't even cry
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>>684306274
Fuck me, get yourself inside Anon.
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>>684305538
How tough am i? I punched the shit out of Alduin, as a butt naked Nord
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>>684306426
It's called a dakimakura, you fucking normie
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I played wow in vanilla and never complained about future expansions
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>>684306677
That is a sick ass watch m8
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>>684305538
I main Jigglypuff... In brawl
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Only cried for 10 minutes.
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>>684306835
Only faggots main Jigglypuff, try maining as Zero Suit Samus pleb
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>>684306932
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I'm so tough, I chew cigarettes and breathe fire to smoke them
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>>684306775
Thanks, it's only $50. Brand new
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I fucked a gril with a condor
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>>684306439
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>>684307183
I miss my dad's brietling watches from iraq
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>>684306570
Kek made my day
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i watched marley and me... and didn't cry when the dog died.
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>>684307361
That's just evil
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>>684305895
gtfo
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>>684307355
Actually did that shit and pissed myself laughing
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How tough am I ? When I took a shower I washed, rinsed, but didn't repeat.
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>>684307361
I read that spoiler, and didn't even get mad
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My dad beat me when I was 5
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>>684305538
I masturbated.... without any lube
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>>684307539
O shit waddup
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>>684307621
i do that every day, faggot
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>>684307495
No
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>>684306395
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>>684305538
I'm one of the destroyers of worlds, but I secretly plays with barbie dolls.
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>>684306733
Fucking Blizzard!
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>>684306835
I main Meta Knight, because I like to keep this game fun!
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I play Dwarf Fortress. Without a tileset.
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>>684307621
Non-mutilated men can do this freely
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>>684308265
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>>684305895
Just because we're girls doesn't mean we should have to show our tits
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>>684308567
Yes the fuck you do bitch
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When Goku asked us to lend him some of our energy... I didn't raise my arms.
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>>684305895

GTFO
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>>684308662
you don't understand tits or gtfo, you just want to see tits.
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>>684308567
So then you're not a girl then. Ok attention whore.
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>>684308567
To be fair, I have posted them when I'm in the mood - but there's something incredibly amusing about watching some random start foaming at the mouth when I refuse. Someone always takes the bait.
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>>684308680
No thanks
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>>684308567
Yes it's does you stupid cunt. Follow the rules you dumb bitch or get your pollutin non conforming ass out of /b/ stupid vag holding flesh bag
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I fapped 3 times today
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>>684309166
But what if she doesn't leave? Then what do we do??
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>>684308724
No biznatch obviously you don't no typing more comments or ducking lurkin if you ain't pulling out those bee-stings you call tits
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>>684308567
Bait, and you're not even female

But solid bait because I'm taking it

Nobody gives a fuck if you're female or not. People care if you're benefiting from it. By mentioning your gender, instead of just posting ideas and statements, you're getting a lot of undeserved attention. Tits or gtfo is out rule based around neutralizing this effect, either having the female accept her attention whoring ways and embrace it totally, or having her shut the fuck up.

Cheers
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>>684308724
It's not for us, it's for you to prove you are real
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>>684309182
I think this is the place your looking for
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>>684309345
This anon gets it.
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>>684309407
not fapping to juniors thats pedo
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>>684309345
>I give all the fucks about the fact that you are female, let me explain why
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>>684308944
Because you're an attention whore amused over trivial shit. If you don't want to play the game gtfo of this board and hang out on Reddit with all those fedora loving white knights who lie abt you being some goddess so the and you gain the str u need to not kill yourselves
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>>684309334
Kek
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>>684309263

Keep on flaming until she rages internally and hopefully hops off /b/ for good
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>>684309726
Make me
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I didn't reply to obvious bait
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>>684309694
This anon doesn't get it at all
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>>684309941
Ok attention whore all you've proved so far is that you're using your gender for attention
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>>684310403
All you've proved so far is that I am succeeding
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>>684308265
Dam man, savage
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>>684308422
>tfw no foreskin
>tfw masturbate 2-3 times daily with no lube
>tfw i dont cry about it
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>>684310499
Succeeding in what? Being an attention whore?
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I said to mum that i dont want to watch with her eurovision
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>>684310705
Sure! You keep giving it to me, don't you? Now knock it off anon, you're making me wet.
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>>684310403
Just save your Jimmies, anon. He's not even female.
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>>684310705
If you don't want someone to be an attention whore, you could try not giving them attention you fucking retard
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