3 things to purchase to make the cashier go WTF
Donuts
Donut holes
Sticky tape
>>684299408
Lube, ski mask, baseball bat.
>>684299408
wow OP your sooooooo funny
Sage this cancer
>>684299408
shovel, icy hot, and condoms
>>684299564
something non formulaic!
TIME TO GET AUTISTIC IN HERE
>>684299564
That's not 3 things silly
>>684299408
Condoms, baby food, zip ties
>>684299408
This is my fetish
condoms, cuecumber, babyoil
>>684299408
College diploma, beef brisket, life sized cardboard cut out of Allan Houston.
>>684299408
lube, a bible, and a box of crayons
>>684299408
dora the explorer box set, duct tape, and a length of really wide pvc pipe
Sandpaper, condoms and glue
condom
bic lighter
lighter fluid (the kind you can spray)
>>684299408
vaseline, cat fancy magazine, tissues
Condoms, Condoms, and Condoms
>>684299408
crisco, miley cyrus cd, generic vodka
>>684300422
kek good one
Box of halogen light bulbs, disposable caneta, 8inch waterproof boots
Slingshot
Laxatives
Ice Cube Trays
Not a very good pic but its the only one i have right now. R8m8s.
Bic lighters, ziplock bags, kitchen scale.
>>684299408
Sauce?
>>684299408
3 packs of cough medicine
>>684299408
Pizza crust, pizza sauce, frozen pizza
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, White Castle instant burgers, and a $200 gift card to White Castle
A copy of Seventeen magazine, a disposable cellphone, and bleach, lots and lots of bleach ;)
CLR, pregnancy test, plunger
>>684301239
why not just shout HEY I'M MAKING METH
>>684299408
Butter
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Microscope
>>684300928
>Slingshot
>Laxatives
>Ice Cube Trays
You win
>>684301558
One way or another I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
>>684301518
Kekked
>>684301558
>>684299408
Ducktape, Trashbags and a shovel
Rope
10 tubes of Bengay
Funnel
Popsicle sticks
crafting glue
sledgehammer
Chocolate cake, chocolate laxatives, Happy Birthday card.
>>684301660
If I could buy 4 things, the 4th would be a full tank of gas.
Jew, oven, nothing else.
Sunglasses, Blacklight, Blackout Curtains
>>684299408
apples and a a pack of razors.
Preferably around halloween
>>684300340
>dora the explorer box set
why the hell does your hardware store even have this
Fried Chicken
Watermellon
Black face paint
>>684302790
OP didn't specify hardware store in this thread
>>684302790
Walmart has all of those.
KY-jelly
Duct tape
My little Pony playset
>>684300449
Yeah who the fuck buys condoms if he is so ugly like you