Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
>naps are NOT a good idea
That's just your opinion, man.
>Deyum, you sound busy.
That's the idea of exam season yes.
>Listening to anything?
Watching some local documentaries in the background.
>naps are NOT a good idea
Afternoon naps linked to increased risk of heart disease
I actually thought about making that joke but I decided not to.
Oh hi Eu, good to see you.
How are you doing?
thank you for adding me to the picture, Eu.
Did you mean to add two karens? One for brazil?
It's a meme here. Don't remember the origin though, handy-dandy
Thanks, smug, I'll run until my lungs and heart give up.
You could beat them. All of them.
Thanks bestbro, it means a lot.
>boxing against black people
That is something I wouldn't do.
I did not expect so much encouragement! Thanks a lot!
You are here forever
DON'T CRY TO ME
IF YOU LOVED ME
YOU WOULD BE HERE WIIITH ME
>imminent death by heart failure
Nice, Documentaries are great.
"Beat" you to it, heh.
>You could beat them. All of them.
Nah, I can't do more than 10km without my hip killing me. I really need to get some new boots but that's more money.
>That is something I wouldn't do.
That's something I regret doing
Also don't forget to not let the nips bleed~
Good to see you too friend~!
Eu is doing great, how about you~?
You're welcome friend and Eu did indeed~
Hello friend, how are you~?
How have you been~?
Hey Eu thanks for including me in the pic
I've been having a great time here and it's a shame we don't see Eu more often
do you talk about yourself in the third person?
I've been doing fine, just relaxing while listening to some music. How about you?
Kek, glad you like it.
Now you are doing it the right way
Being a runner is more expensive than one would expect.
>something I regret doing
I can imagine why
True, I'll be very careful, I don't want the newspapers to have a picture of me and the headline "The bleeding nips runner wins"
Told you you are here forever. Nice to see you again.
I'm doing good aswell, thanks for asking!
That's a pretty small gif.
Got this bro!
Doing fine. Semester ended and I'm playing arkham knight. What's up?
Thats a tiny gif. Not hating or anything
Hello there fellow lefty
Never seen EU's show but it might be to stay in character?
Hello Hello Friend~
No problem and its great that you're enjoying yourself here~
Yeah, Eu should really focus more on coming here~
Eu has been doing great, just been really busy with studying and exams, only 3 left to go~!
Its good to hear you're doing well friend~
>Being a runner is more expensive than one would expect.
And I don't like it, though I'm happy because I found a very good park to run in.
That's one cute waifu you got there~
>The bleeding nips runner wins
That would be pretty awesome tho
You'd become a celebrity!
Heyo Syndra, im probably going to listen some music and try and enjoy myself before im heading to Sauna.
"Proud white runner with bleeding nips leaves Kenyan contingent in tears after clean sweep of medals"
>Suddenly decide to paly heroes of the storm
>Queue for a few minutes
>go in lane with abathur
>Shitty old laptop crashes
>takes 8 minutes to finally re-open the laptop and re-enter the match
>have to wait another 8 minutes because Hots has a retarded rejoin system
>everyone tells me to go fuck myself
>match ends in less than a minute with us losing
>get xp and gold for the match
>rate the hero you've just played
Thats good to hear~
Nothing much is up really~
Ara Ara~ Why thank friend~!
Megumin is super duper cute too~
How are you doing Sanya~?
You're welcome Bestbro.
Yup you did, remember though you're not allowed to die.
seriously end your life in a very painful way
Karen does as well!
>listen some music
What are you listening to?
Ahh, sauna is always great.
Eheh thank you friend!
How's Eu's day coming along~?
Pussy one day ;_;
Taking a break right now, friend?
Never seen Karen's show either
There's a special spot reserved in hell for people who post gifs like that. I've played Atari games with more data than that.
Good, good~ Nothing special but good.
>What are you listening to?
This at the moment
>Ahh, sauna is always great.
Indeed it is, feels rewarding after a day spent outside~
And here I am, paying for a gym membership. I should go to Denmark.
I'd rather be a celebrity with a cooler name, if I can choose.
Screencapping that, so I can show it to the newspapers. I want every headline to be like that.
>pussy one day
i cry ;-;
im about to watch Civil War
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
>Let's get Skyrim to work attempt #37 today.
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, bleach, mojito, Syndra Cream, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.
Not enough sleep. Dying. Tired.
How are you two?
Do your homework.
>Did somebody say.....
fuck I have one minute
how good was it
I'm not even angry, that's impressive.
I've been looking for you.
I salute you
Same as usual, Neo.
How's your day going? You are having problems with Skyrim, I see.
Aw lucky I haven't seen it yet!
Got bun flAvira?
Was it good? Still have to watch it.
>Oh shit they are on to us
Late claw claim
Decent, I only watched it cause I saw Spiderman in the trailer, better than Batman vs Superman that's for damn certain.
I have already watched this. Not fresh enough meme for me.
BP is really good. The hooks are just amazing, almost like TMS, plus the album has a Jenny Death feel to it.
Hi, Ms P.
fine, not dying yet
how are you?
Bun...? Like hot cross buns?
Double scoop of [lemon] coming right up.
> having problems with Skyrim
Mhm, TenTen convinced me to start playing Skrum again. I downloaded too many mods then everything went wrong. About 18 seconds ago I figured out which mod was causing the crash.
>hooray for Neo.
kill yourself sandra
>still larger than Smug
>And here I am, paying for a gym membership. I should go to Denmark.
You should, though I'm thinking of getting a gym membership, if only to train something other than running.
Doing good Shizuru. Pretty tired myself actually. Did you have to get up early or just couldn't sleep?
Funniest part is people thinking /b/ was ever great and that somehow removing those threads would make the other shit threads better
It's ok, smug
I think he was arrested at some point.
Hello to you too~ <3
Fufufu~ Karen a cute~
Eus day is going well, its just way to warm so Eu is slowly melting away~
Of course Eu is going to call you friend~
Hmmm~ Well its good to hear you are doing well Sanya~
late claim hello
I think that's going to be my assumption whenever someone dissapears now.
Go back to erp
You did so well there~
where she runnin, rape?
hah fucking witch, burn it
are u stupid? thats not even a wifu u fucking tard
This girl the finest and yall know it.
Like fluffy bunny
Which anon were you again? Ayaka?
Hello scary woman!
Your waifu's gifs are too cute
She's running for the Master Race.
Why not? Probably got arrested for drug trafficking anyways.
Nothing to worry about.
Im alright doing some misc things to pass time
Maybe quiting my job wasnt the best idea
XDDDD im sooowryyyy
Asuna Yuuki, I dare you to tell me why she isn't perfect?
Had to wake up early. probably going back to sleep soon.
>Letting TenTen convince you
That's where you done fucked up.
It seems so. But cool people don't have the word "nipple" in their nicknames.
It depends on where the gyms are, the price or the equipment they have. It might be better to just buy some dumbbells.
>She's running for the Master Race.
Didn't think of that one, saving that for further use.
I might just go full jew and get some old dumbbells from friends.
fuck off Sindra
Oh... So... Like BunBun kind of fluffy bunny...?
If you can catch a wabbit for me, I'll make you ice cream.
Maybe... Though I did redownload the game a while back. TenTen sorta got me all excited to play the game again and now I regret it because fucking making mods work.
>mary sue as shit
>not even top 5 waifu in her own show
Can't blame you if you do want to get some more, I ended up skipping what I had planned this morning so I could get more sleep
I really like that pic.
>having to socialize.
yes before esdeath that was me
Go dual wield swords, find the three words for Whirlwind Weapon and Dragon Aspect.
Pop both shouts and mutilate fucking everything.
I'd give so much for some warmth..
I'm glad tour day's going well~
"Despite the pain, the bleeding nips runner wins the race. We can see the huge pain he's going through in his eyes and yet he's smiling at the victory he's obtained with sheer determination. Truly an example we all should follow"
Seems pretty cool to me
If anyone wants to be added, just give Eu a chibi of your waifu and Eu will add them~
Don't mention it, lovely. I'm doing fine, just relaxing with some music as always when I'm not busy. Thanks for asking.
How are you?
If they don't need them, it's not that bad. Consider it a way to recycle. You are saving the environment.
What do those mods do? It better be something impressive so it's worth the struggle.
Did you bully them?
Okay, you convinced me, if in two days the newspapers call me the bleeding nips runner, I'll accept the nickname with pride.
I wanted to be in it but I didn't want to bother Eu since I'm so new but here.
Thank you have the cutest gif I have
Oh that's easy
Honestly, I've never heard of the name and hoped that Goodlettsville will help remeber the face but nothing
Hey you're back
Hmmm~ Would a hug from Eu warm you up, Friend~?
Trips means you get a VIP treat meant~
That one is really nice too.
>That makes two of us.
That just means we have good taste!
Can you do a tiny little favor?Can you put me above syndra? but its fine either way.
That's good to hear. I'm doing okay, I went for a pretty long walk this morning, now I'm just relaxing.
Or I could go for an authentic Neo roleplay and download an umbrella weapon.
It's just a cluster of old mods that make the game more playable. Nothing interesting really, ENB to make the game look better, few overhauls for combat and cities, currently working on becoming High King of Skyrim.
Alrighty. Come by when you grab yourself the wabbit you want.
Fuck it. Going back to bed.
Shizuru is the dead.
>since I'm so new
Literally one person here uses time spend in the thread as a measure of worth. You shouldn't worry about it.
They miss you
Eu, please dont do it.
ship finally sailing again?
is shizuru a zombie?
Nice, glad to hear (read) it. A walk? Hope that went well, hope you didn't step on any sneks.
>Literally one person here uses time spend in the thread as a measure of worth
>You're perfect in every way
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind from now on. It's just that I don't know everyone as well yet, but that's changing every day.
2 TIMES THE CUTENESS
Welcome back bro. Did you get the rice?
i-im not though....but you are!! how are you doing??
Glad to hear it! We all should accept nicknames we receive with pride~!
A hug!? Thank you~!
>return the hug
Kagami~ What'd you get?
>>You're perfect in every way
Hello my purple haired friend
Oh shit hi Galky
One must wait first. She's lurking
Welcome back friendo
>It's just a cluster of old mods that make the game more playable
Oh... I don't know a thing about mods and technology in general, so I would've given up after the first try. Good luck to you though.