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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
Shinoa claimed
Megumin claimed~
Best type moon claimed
Apply noose
Kud claimed
Obligatory claim.
>naps are NOT a good idea
That's just your opinion, man.
Kyouko claimed.
>burp
>Mafuyu claimed and also out forever of these threads
>>684290560
>Deyum, you sound busy.
That's the idea of exam season yes.
>Listening to anything?
Watching some local documentaries in the background.
>>684290413
>naps are NOT a good idea
Incorrect
>>684290674
>>684290856
Afternoon naps linked to increased risk of heart disease
>>684290413
>/a/
>/d/
Pick one. Not /b/.
Eu claimed~
>>684290560
I actually thought about making that joke but I decided not to.
>>684291232
Oh hi Eu, good to see you.
How are you doing?
>>684290413
>>684291232
thank you for adding me to the picture, Eu.
Did you mean to add two karens? One for brazil?
>>684290674
It's a meme here. Don't remember the origin though, handy-dandy
>>684290929
That's scary
>>684291232
Hi
>>684290104
Thanks, smug, I'll run until my lungs and heart give up.
>>684290195
You could beat them. All of them.
>>684290196
[motivation intensifies]
Thanks bestbro, it means a lot.
>>684290330
>boxing against black people
That is something I wouldn't do.
>>684290347
I did not expect so much encouragement! Thanks a lot!
>>684290118
You are here forever
DON'T CRY TO ME
IF YOU LOVED ME
YOU WOULD BE HERE WIIITH ME
>>684290929
>mhw
>imminent death by heart failure
>>684290856
Nice, Documentaries are great.
>>684291306
"Beat" you to it, heh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t9zg0oeIKw
>>684291576
>You could beat them. All of them.
Nah, I can't do more than 10km without my hip killing me. I really need to get some new boots but that's more money.
Sanya Claimed
Akiko claimed
>>684290413
>smug claiming pic
>>684291576
>That is something I wouldn't do.
That's something I regret doing
Also don't forget to not let the nips bleed~
>>684291334
Good to see you too friend~!
Eu is doing great, how about you~?
>>684291506
You're welcome friend and Eu did indeed~
>>684291513
Hello friend, how are you~?
>>684291582
Hello hand-kun~
How have you been~?
>>684291765
Hello Sanya~
>>684291765
Hey Sanya
What are you up to?
AKO CLAIM
>>684291582
>mhw
I fucking lost it for some reason
>>684292005
A gif for ants?
mega meme super team
>>684291923
Hey Eu thanks for including me in the pic
I've been having a great time here and it's a shame we don't see Eu more often
>>684291923
do you talk about yourself in the third person?
>>684292149
ecks dee
>>684291923
Heyo, Eu.
I've been doing fine, just relaxing while listening to some music. How about you?
>>684292026
Kek, glad you like it.
>>684291577
>Evanescence
Now you are doing it the right way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RrA-R5VHQs
>>684291710
Being a runner is more expensive than one would expect.
>>684291879
>something I regret doing
I can imagine why
>nips
True, I'll be very careful, I don't want the newspapers to have a picture of me and the headline "The bleeding nips runner wins"
>>684292005
Told you you are here forever. Nice to see you again.
>>684291923
I'm doing good aswell, thanks for asking!
>>684291765
Hi Sanya.
>>684292005
That's a pretty small gif.
>>684292255
seckz d xDDDDD11!!1!!!1!!!1
>>684292415
Did you say small gif?
>>684291576
Got this bro!
>>684291923
Doing fine. Semester ended and I'm playing arkham knight. What's up?
>>684292005
Thats a tiny gif. Not hating or anything
>>684292149
Hello there fellow lefty
>>684292255
Never seen EU's show but it might be to stay in character?
>>684292190
Hello Hello Friend~
No problem and its great that you're enjoying yourself here~
Yeah, Eu should really focus more on coming here~
>>684292255
D..doesn't everyone~?
>>684292287
Eu has been doing great, just been really busy with studying and exams, only 3 left to go~!
>>684292415
Its good to hear you're doing well friend~
>>684292360
>Being a runner is more expensive than one would expect.
And I don't like it, though I'm happy because I found a very good park to run in.
>>684292512
That gif triggers me.
>>684291923
That's one cute waifu you got there~
>>684292360
>The bleeding nips runner wins
That would be pretty awesome tho
You'd become a celebrity!
>>684292512
>>684292005
>
>>684292513
What's poppin
>>684291923
Hey Eu
>>684291933
Heyo Syndra, im probably going to listen some music and try and enjoy myself before im heading to Sauna.
>>684292415
Hey kyouko
>>684292360
"Proud white runner with bleeding nips leaves Kenyan contingent in tears after clean sweep of medals"
Dio-sama...
>Be me
>Suddenly decide to paly heroes of the storm
>Pick Leoric
>Queue for a few minutes
>find match
>match starts
>go in lane with abathur
>Shitty old laptop crashes
>takes 8 minutes to finally re-open the laptop and re-enter the match
>have to wait another 8 minutes because Hots has a retarded rejoin system
>rejoin match
>everyone tells me to go fuck myself
>match ends in less than a minute with us losing
>get xp and gold for the match
>rate the hero you've just played
>5/5 stars
>>684292513
Thats good to hear~
Nothing much is up really~
>>684292733
Ara Ara~ Why thank friend~!
Megumin is super duper cute too~
>>684292775
How are you doing Sanya~?
>>684291576
You're welcome Bestbro.
>>684291582
Yup you did, remember though you're not allowed to die.
>>684292512
seriously end your life in a very painful way
>>684292551
>>684292513
oh right
of course!
Karen does as well!
>>684292775
>listen some music
What are you listening to?
>Sauna
Ahh, sauna is always great.
Ako claimed
>>684293109
Eheh thank you friend!
How's Eu's day coming along~?
>>684292512
>
>>684292758
Pussy one day ;_;
>>684293109
Taking a break right now, friend?
>>684293250
Never seen Karen's show either
>>684293697
>>684293697
>>684293792
There's a special spot reserved in hell for people who post gifs like that. I've played Atari games with more data than that.
>>684293109
Good, good~ Nothing special but good.
>>684293468
>What are you listening to?
This at the moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4
>Ahh, sauna is always great.
Indeed it is, feels rewarding after a day spent outside~
>>684292554
And here I am, paying for a gym membership. I should go to Denmark.
>>684292733
I'd rather be a celebrity with a cooler name, if I can choose.
>>684292781
Screencapping that, so I can show it to the newspapers. I want every headline to be like that.
>>684293508
Welcome, Ako
https://youtu.be/oFHixodeO8w
>>684293792
>pussy one day
i cry ;-;
im about to watch Civil War
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
>Let's get Skyrim to work attempt #37 today.
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, bleach, mojito, Syndra Cream, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.
>>684293920
>>684293926
Not enough sleep. Dying. Tired.
>rattle
How are you two?
>>684294095
I just watched that shit mang.
>>684294034
>song
kek
>>684294091
Do your homework.
>>684294388
>Did somebody say.....
no.
fuck I have one minute
RIP
>>684294524
how good was it
>>684293792
>818 B
I'm not even angry, that's impressive.
>>684294091
I've been looking for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTWIC_uBtsE
>>684293792
hell awaits you
>Kin Iro Mosaic
>>684292725
>>684292758
>>684293250
>
>>684293792
I salute you
>>684294388
Same as usual, Neo.
How's your day going? You are having problems with Skyrim, I see.
>>684294047
Cool people don't chose their names~
>>684293697
>>684293920
>
>>684293926
Sorry lol
>>684294091
Hi tats
>>684294095
Aw lucky I haven't seen it yet!
>>684294388
Got bun flAvira?
>>684294769
>>684294981
Thanks
>>684294946
Oh
My waifu is colourfag <3
>>684294524
Was it good? Still have to watch it.
Also hi.
>>684294124
>Oh shit they are on to us
Late claw claim
>>684294690
Make me.
>>684294749
>>684295302
Decent, I only watched it cause I saw Spiderman in the trailer, better than Batman vs Superman that's for damn certain.
>>684294780
I have already watched this. Not fresh enough meme for me.
BP is really good. The hooks are just amazing, almost like TMS, plus the album has a Jenny Death feel to it.
>>684295372
Hi, Ms P.
>>684294447
fine, not dying yet
>rattle
>>684295180
no
>>684295422
THE CLAWWWW
how are you?
>>684295372
Wow
>just a quick hello
> ~<3
>>684295180
Bun...? Like hot cross buns?
>>684295027
Double scoop of [lemon] coming right up.
> having problems with Skyrim
Mhm, TenTen convinced me to start playing Skrum again. I downloaded too many mods then everything went wrong. About 18 seconds ago I figured out which mod was causing the crash.
>hooray for Neo.
>>684294690
kill yourself sandra
>>684295473
>Ms P
Did he die?
>>684295372
>still larger than Smug
Good job.
>>684294047
>And here I am, paying for a gym membership. I should go to Denmark.
You should, though I'm thinking of getting a gym membership, if only to train something other than running.
>>684294447
Doing good Shizuru. Pretty tired myself actually. Did you have to get up early or just couldn't sleep?
>>684295422
Funniest part is people thinking /b/ was ever great and that somehow removing those threads would make the other shit threads better
>>684295180
It's ok, smug
>>684295226
Stay in the other thread.
>>684295778
I think he was arrested at some point.
Hello to you too~ <3
>>684293250
Fufufu~ Karen a cute~
>>684293677
Eus day is going well, its just way to warm so Eu is slowly melting away~
>>684293792
Of course Eu is going to call you friend~
>>684294034
Hmmm~ Well its good to hear you are doing well Sanya~
late claim hello
>>684296044
I think that's going to be my assumption whenever someone dissapears now.
>>684295473
Grounded.
Again.
>>684295648
Go back to erp
You did so well there~
>>684295422
lol ugly
>>684294047
where she runnin, rape?
>>684293677
hah fucking witch, burn it
>>684292758
are u stupid? thats not even a wifu u fucking tard
This girl the finest and yall know it.
Leone from akame ga kill
>>684295530
You will!
>>684295648
Like fluffy bunny
>>684295967
Thanks kud
>>684296103
Yay!
>>684296149
Which anon were you again? Ayaka?
>>684296149
Hello scary woman!
>>684296446
Your waifu's gifs are too cute
I'm here.
>>684296323
She's running for the Master Race.
>>684296271
Slut.
>>684296222
Why not? Probably got arrested for drug trafficking anyways.
Nothing to worry about.
>>684296378
not the best pic but whatever
>>684295530
Im alright doing some misc things to pass time
Maybe quiting my job wasnt the best idea
>>684296323
XDDDD im sooowryyyy
Asuna Yuuki, I dare you to tell me why she isn't perfect?
>>684295422
Hey Clawzuki.
>>684295530
>Rattle
That's good.
>>684295967
Had to wake up early. probably going back to sleep soon.
>>684295648
>Letting TenTen convince you
That's where you done fucked up.
>>684295035
It seems so. But cool people don't have the word "nipple" in their nicknames.
>>684295939
It depends on where the gyms are, the price or the equipment they have. It might be better to just buy some dumbbells.
>>684296737
>She's running for the Master Race.
Didn't think of that one, saving that for further use.
>>684296682
Always good to see ya, Gold.
>>684296889
I might just go full jew and get some old dumbbells from friends.
>>684296271
fuck off Sindra
>>684296378
a cute
>>684296446
Oh... So... Like BunBun kind of fluffy bunny...?
If you can catch a wabbit for me, I'll make you ice cream.
>>684296889
Maybe... Though I did redownload the game a while back. TenTen sorta got me all excited to play the game again and now I regret it because fucking making mods work.
Back, people showed up at my house, having to socialize..
>>684296815
>used goods
>mary sue as shit
>not even top 5 waifu in her own show
>>684296824
Can't blame you if you do want to get some more, I ended up skipping what I had planned this morning so I could get more sleep
>>684296919
Thanks. How are you?
>>684297087
I really like that pic.
>>684297291
Welcome back.
>having to socialize.
Ew.
Your waifus a shiit
>>684296446
yes before esdeath that was me
>>684297194
Go dual wield swords, find the three words for Whirlwind Weapon and Dragon Aspect.
Pop both shouts and mutilate fucking everything.
>>684297337
That makes two of us.
>>684296103
I'd give so much for some warmth..
I'm glad tour day's going well~
>>684296889
"Despite the pain, the bleeding nips runner wins the race. We can see the huge pain he's going through in his eyes and yet he's smiling at the victory he's obtained with sheer determination. Truly an example we all should follow"
Seems pretty cool to me
If anyone wants to be added, just give Eu a chibi of your waifu and Eu will add them~
>>684297326
Don't mention it, lovely. I'm doing fine, just relaxing with some music as always when I'm not busy. Thanks for asking.
How are you?
>>684297550
>tour day
>your day
>
Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
>>684297087
If they don't need them, it's not that bad. Consider it a way to recycle. You are saving the environment.
>>684297194
What do those mods do? It better be something impressive so it's worth the struggle.
>>684297291
Did you bully them?
>>684297550
Okay, you convinced me, if in two days the newspapers call me the bleeding nips runner, I'll accept the nickname with pride.
>>684297556
I wanted to be in it but I didn't want to bother Eu since I'm so new but here.
>>684296672
Thank you have the cutest gif I have
>>684297194
Oh that's easy
>>684297357
Honestly, I've never heard of the name and hoped that Goodlettsville will help remeber the face but nothing
>>684297766
Hey you're back
>>684297550
Hmmm~ Would a hug from Eu warm you up, Friend~?
>Warm hugs
>>684297777
Trips means you get a VIP treat meant~
>>684297777
Checked.
>>684297549
That one is really nice too.
>That makes two of us.
That just means we have good taste!
>>684297766
I beg to differ, depends on the cause.
>>684296824
Sup
>>684297556
Can you do a tiny little favor?Can you put me above syndra? but its fine either way.
im back!!! hello everyone!!
>>684297777
Nice.
>>684297621
That's good to hear. I'm doing okay, I went for a pretty long walk this morning, now I'm just relaxing.
>>684297435
Or I could go for an authentic Neo roleplay and download an umbrella weapon.
>>684297777
czech'd
>>684297771
It's just a cluster of old mods that make the game more playable. Nothing interesting really, ENB to make the game look better, few overhauls for combat and cities, currently working on becoming High King of Skyrim.
>>684297951
Alrighty. Come by when you grab yourself the wabbit you want.
Fuck it. Going back to bed.
Later everyone.
Shizuru is the dead.
>>684297777
>since I'm so new
Literally one person here uses time spend in the thread as a measure of worth. You shouldn't worry about it.
>quads check'd
>>684297194
They miss you
>>684298090
Eu, please dont do it.
>>684297337
Right?
Kill me now.
>>684298090
>>684298234
ship finally sailing again?
>>684298174
is shizuru a zombie?
>rattle
>>684298099
Nice, glad to hear (read) it. A walk? Hope that went well, hope you didn't step on any sneks.
>>684296682
Booby Brother.
>>684298174
rip
>>684298199
>Literally one person here uses time spend in the thread as a measure of worth
>>684297951
I am.
>>684298079
It's from a song.
>>684298056
Yay!~
>>684298094
Hi Kagami
>You're perfect in every way
>>684298174
Sweet Dreams!
>>684298199
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind from now on. It's just that I don't know everyone as well yet, but that's changing every day.
>>684297951
2 TIMES THE CUTENESS
>>684298447
Okay. Maybe three.
>>684298355
No im handing this off to Yume
>>684298518
>oblivious hands
>>684298234
Well okay Syndra, only because Eu doesn't want you to tell them to kys
>>684298094
Welcome back bro. Did you get the rice?
>>684298589
hello!!
i-im not though....but you are!! how are you doing??
>>684297771
Glad to hear it! We all should accept nicknames we receive with pride~!
>>684297777
>Check'em
>>684298056
A hug!? Thank you~!
>return the hug
>>684298094
Kagami~ What'd you get?
>>684298589
>>You're perfect in every way
>
>>684297777
Nice
>>684298094
Hello my purple haired friend
>>684298099
Oh shit hi Galky
>>684298167
One must wait first. She's lurking
>>684298174
Night shizu
>>684298518
Welcome back friendo
>>684298659
I already did. Multiple times. Actually, i don't think there is a person who i didn't say it to.
>>684298360
Breast friend.
>tit pic
>>684298359
Thankfully I didn't. I did catch a Crayfish though.
>>684298792
Yo.
>Galko
>>684298832
Me.
>>684298832
Well then, Eu might as well ignore you and put them next to you~
>>684298167
>It's just a cluster of old mods that make the game more playable
Oh... I don't know a thing about mods and technology in general, so I would've given up after the first try. Good luck to you though.
>Emi
>>684298928
Do your homework first
>>684298960
Fuck.You.
>>684299110
Hahaha that's what you get faggot.
>>684299110
Syndra a cute~
Rev up that new thread, cause I am h-
>>684296815
ur a meanie
