Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
Perfection incarnate.
Best Ass Goddess Waifuu Claimed!
>All of you are really cuties
Dio-sama...
>>684280014
kagami claimed
>megumins a cutie
Everyone claimed
Suck it
Only relevant waifu claimed
https://youtu.be/vEhEUiEY_Qg
>>684280123
Hey Red, it's been a while if I remember correctly
>>684279829
Ah, I see
Weren't you out or at school or something?
>>684279949
Oh man you're absolutely right, whenever I watch a really good movie I always end up listening the OST as well. It gives you that feeling like you're reliving the same story all over again
>>684280172
You know, I'm shocked I haven't seen this yet.
>>684280172
HA, FOOL, YOU DIDN'T CLAIM DIO
>>684279325
We must go before unwanted explosions kill the both of us
>>684279335
Doing fairly well.. I'm barely conscious right now tho~
>>684279528
>
>>684279621
Enslaving them was too tempting ;-;
I should've learnt from the 'muricans and just killed them instead!
>>684280037
Of course I'd remember! There's a lot of dumb people everywhere
>especially in Quebec :c
>>684279442
BRING ME TO LIFE
>you're welcome!
>>684279528
>hugs
>>684280037
Neither could I! I'll make one up soon
>>684280161
You're a lot cuter aqua!
>>684280172
<3
>>684280283
I dont want shit
>>684280248
A few weeks at most. Been keeping myself busy. How're you?
>>684280297
that's good!! not the barely conscious thing lol, glad you're feeling a little bit better!!!
>>684279621
They're still on the page
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL75C7F02E0C4EA3E0
Peaceful Solitude was the first one I heard and still my favorite, it's just the newer ones are all one genre.
Also that track is a classic.
>>684280363
>I dont want shit
>only claims shit
wat
>>684280172
I made it on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Ag44cNkgM
>>684280172
I aint in here so im FREE!
>>684280297
Awww bromance
Yeah its crazy when you have to work with the public
>Thats the sad part :'c
>>684280312
Not as cute as you!!
>That booty tho
>>684280460
Stop being tsundere.
>>684280172
I see duplicates
Shitposting Shark claimed
>>684279949
>>684280266
yeah look here
>>684280172
x2 karen. one on the middle left and one on the right.
>>684280248
yeah went back to dorm but the rp and the speed of thread was going up so I just bailed.
I guess I'm doing this now though
>>684280172
I like this one
>>684280297
>
>>684280123
Sup
>>684280161
U r!
>>684280312
You really like hugs, don't you huggles?
>>684280172
Ako claimed
>sucking it
claiming holo the wise wolf of yoitsu
>>684280606
>x2 karen
There's 2 Karens in these threads.
>>684280297
Yes, yes! Where should we go?
>>684280575
Awww <3
Thats sweet Aqua!
>show me some of that booty
>>684280647
Yes! I love hugs so much!
>I love that nickname <3
>>684280606
>>684280583
Holy kek, that was my bad. I must have given Eu two of the same not knowing they were the same.
Whoopsies.
>>684280172
Good thing I'm too new to have my waifu in mass claimings.
>>684280172
only one waifu allowed per anon
>>684279325
really classy uniform you have there
>>684280735
yeah was asking if the other one is brazil
but what I dont get is that no way brazil and I are the only duplicates, right? other waifus have multiple claimers I think
>>684280811
kekaroonies
still though, I'm definitely the ohayo one. and now we can show brazil we were thinking of him in his time of peril
>>684280172
Leavng this here for the acual upstate
>>684280418
>not the barely conscious thing
uh-uh
>
Yeah I'm feeling better when there's you!~
>>684280575
It's even crazier when you have to rescue dumbshits from an accident because they texting, drinking and driving at the same time!
>>684280647
Not as cute as Kagami tho
>>684280804
I heard Japan doesn't mind about explosions!
My thumb is still weak as shit.
>>684280988
>upstate
Update
>>684280460
Fuck off Dio your shitposting is fucking horrible.
I dont even know why you come here still.
>>684280988
I sent it to Eu this morning. Or was it yesterday morning? Anyways, she has it and you'll get in there.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvZntGh.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
Claimed
https://youtu.be/etHVz3ybuTc
>>684280297
Yeah, you fucked up there
Genocide is always the answer. Name me one time in history genocide didn't solve the problem
>>684280379
I'm good now, tipsy and happy. Over at my mom's place so I don't gotta worry about not having money to buy food so that's nice? So what's been keeping you occupied these past weeks?
>>684280453
I like that song, it reminds me of better times
Well this playlist will keep me busy for a while, thanks for that. I always moved mixed genre music, my favorite was classical and dubstep. They have this very weird but fitting synergy going
>>684280606
I just kinda filter out RP but I get it can get boring especially during this time of the day. So where are you hanging out now?
>>684280691
Welcome back spicy wolf
>>684280580
Nothing tsundere about knowing that Dio is the only real quality waifu of these threads.
>>684280863
Heh, thanks!
>>684281030
Yeah, I heard they're used to it! Let's go there!
>Kek
>>684281063
Welcome back Juri! How'd it go?
whelp, im gonna go to the store, i shall return!! have fun everyone!!
>>684281030
well i guess the barely conscious thing isn't too bad
>wink wink nudge nudge
awww thank you megumin!!! <3
Kyouko claimed.
>>684281166
Because it's not shitposting, this is Dio claiming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGsJ2loFbSM
So, do you have friends?
What do you like to do with them?
>>684280647
Aww staph it you are with that smug face!!
>>684280804
Hehe no prob c:
>just for you!
>>684281030
Hahahaha awww shit yeah thats sad...Like what are you even doing with your life when you're texting,drinking while driving?!? People are crazy nuts
>>684281275
>fml, forgot pic
>>684281198
Thank you
>>684281260
just at dorms. worked out for a bit and now playing some armello
really pretty looking game
>>684281390
See ya!
>H
>>684281381
Im alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>Jk I love messing around with them
>You?
>>684281366
It's literally the same thing
>>684280647
Ahoy!
>>684281260
Recently saved enough money to secure a downpayment on a house. Been going through my options with a fine toothed comb, been toying around with trying to get a new promotional system implemented at work. That's about it.
>>684281295
I noticed you kyouko
welcome back
>>684281295
>noticed
>>684281437
Is it worth checking out? I don't have any money but hey, wishlists
>>684281565
fastest claim so far
>>684281646
Whew, sounds intense and time-consuming. Boy am I glad all I gotta do is focus on my studies. What's with that system you want at work? I don't think I understand very well
King of heroes claimed
All others are mongrel and/or fakers
>>684281273
It went well, I lost a set to a Super Platinum Birdie player, but ended up beating him on the rematch.
>He didn't want a 3rd set
>Tfw I'm climbing ladder with a placeholder and not my main
>Still waiting on these endless 3 months
>Life without your waifu isn't life at all
How've you been?
>>684281608
Shitposting would mean I would have an annoying and negative effect on these threads, how could Dio possibly be considered to have a negative effect on anything? He's so great.
>>684281260
I can't name one! You're right, I messed up bad!
>>684281273
They had the two biggest explosions in their cities! They can take ours
>kek
>>684281275
See ya in a few~
>>684281295
How are you today?
>>684281389
I know right!? Stupidity always amazes me.. How did we survive this long? kek
>>684281928
I just started it, music and visuals are fucking amazing
it's on steam, armello
also torrents
>>684282040
Best type moon claimed
>>684281389
>HNNNNG
>thanks qt <3
>>684281977
Ah that's good!
>She'll be out soon, buddy. I'm excited for you to get her!
I've been good! Thanks for asking :)
>hugs
>>684282064
Yeah! Let's go!
>top kek
Well I'm off now. Cya all later!
>goodbye hugs
>>684281807
>>684281928
Heyo, thanks for noticing me!
>>684282064
Hi Megu, I'm doing good, what about you?
>>684282040
You post the same shit every fucking time
>hurr durr dio is gret
>dio sama
>dio is the only real claim
>lolol inferior waifuss
>>684282473
Kek m9
>>684282310
See you around.
>You're quite brave to hug Juri
>>684281984
Greetings.
>>684282064
Hahaha you're damn right mah boi!
I don't even know...luck is the best answer I think kek!
>>684282310
>Awww you're welcome!
>Big love<3
Take care and talk to you later!!
>Big hug
Im leaving too guys I got to go... :c
Talk to y'all talter!! Take care my cuties LOVE YA!<3
>>684280804
I try to give everyone nicknames based on they're known for on thread
>>684281030
Right!
>>684281381
Hang out, go do stuff like indoor trampoline, do research, vidya together, or I watch them smoke a bit and say no when passing a blunt to me
>>684281646
How you doing?
>>684282196
Hello there
>>684282644
Hello.
>>684282310
See ya later!
>>684282320
I'm just really tired, but I'm alright
>>684282697
We must be damn lucky kek
See ya later mah nigguh
>>684282712
Glad you agree~
>>684282617
kys
>inb4 syndra meme
tats where are you
>>684282040
>look at me
>I like jojo
>I'm so edgy
>it's me dio
>I'm greatest
>kill all the jojos
>>684281928
Something I had come up with while playing League of Faggotry. I hate the game, haven't liked it for years. But I still play it. Why? the little fucking virtual merit badge. I despise every minute I play, yet somehow going from Platinum 2 to Platinum 1 makes the suffering worth it. I gain nothing from it but the little virtual badge, and the bragging rights.
In the context of my job, I'd like to implement a vaguely similar system. Each position has 'tiers' which gradually increase based on performance. I already pay $500 out of pocket to the highest performing employee at the start of every month, which works well to promote competitiveness and great efficiency.
I would like to expand upon it though. It's missing the bragging rights aspect. Not to mention our current system of promotions is totally fucked. Unless you're store manager, or assistant manager, the title of manager is meaningless. My assistant manager's assistant managers, assistant manager has an assistant manager. It's ridiculous.
Say a new emplyee joins as a stocker. He would start as "Shelf Stocker Tier 0" or whatever. If he performs well, and gets employee of the month, he receives the $500 a month bonus, a permanent increase to his hourly wage by $0.20, and moves up to "Shelf stocker Tier 1" or something. And gets a little badge or sticker or some shit, and the bragging rights among those of the same position but lower tier.
If he gets it 12 times in total, and reaches Tier XII, his hourly pay would have increased by a total of $2.40, collected a total of $6,000 in bonuses, and he is given the option to be promoted to department manager.
I don't know if it'd work, but I'd love to experiment with it.
>>684282712
As good as to be expected I suppose, how about you?
>>684282712
Hi smug, how are you?
>>684282960
atleast someone fucking sees what im talking about
>>684282473
Don't you think you're being a bit too pissy for someone who's complaining about some guy claiming Dio? I suppose it must be related to jealousy.
>>684282960
I like Dio
>>684283336
It gets repetitive really fucking fast dude,
>>684283336
He won't even show his face, Lord Dio. Why bother?
>>684282914
I am cute for the one and only. How's was the sleep m8
>>684283070
Good. Finally get to sleep in and stuff. Semester is done for me
>>684283085
I'm doing fine best eyes. Any plans today?
>>684283294
Dio here is a pretty cool guy
>>684283522
You could always, you know, ignore his posts if they bother you so much, it's not that hard.
Also this >>684283561
Perfection
>>684283685
>Any plans today?
Well it' approaching the evening so cook something, study a bit more and then relax. Today I've just studied with a short jog.
>>684283336
>hating Dio for being Dio
>not realizing that he's already won
It's like you guys aren't even trying.
>>684282872
You lurk about as much as I do. How've you been?
>>684283522
Repeititive or not, what matters is that Dio's divine presence is heard.
>>684283561
Well technically none of us are showing our face, althought I suppose you mean he's not claiming anyone. Anyways I'm not doing anything right now.
>>684283685
T'was fine m8
Until the radio wakes me up
>inside
How's your day going so far?
>>684283336
>>684283685
I'll believe you, sorry Dio.
>I really think you're funny
>>684283993
Beaten your record when jogging?
>>684284138
Finally get to play some games with bros on xbox so that's a relief
>>684284148
>cute gif
You have to understand that he's really tsundere about all of us. For all of us
There's nothing to do.
>>684284639
>Beaten your record when jogging?
I don't time them anymore, though definitely starting to feel that my shape is getting back. Now I just need to start working on uper body muscles because I can barely do a single push-up.
>>684284639
I know, I just like trying to bully people cause it's fun and I'm a terrible person.
>>684284647
I always have the constant feeling that there is too much to do.
>>684284639
You have friends?
Just kidding that's great~ You couldn't play with them before?
>>684283070
Took me a while to sift through that
That description of league is vaguely relatable
I only really play the rotating game modes, never ranked
I think the system would work in theory, but in practice it might also spark unsportsmanslike behaviour and even sabotage. They're only flawed people after all. Perhaps it could even go as far as "I don't listen to you, I'm tier 1 and you're not"
Have you bent over the problems a tier system brings? An experiment is definitely the right name
>>684285023
What you up to right now?
>>684285023
There is always too much..
>>684284647
Then dont do anyhing
>>684284647
I really miss that feeling.
Thinking about baking an apple pear crisp soon. Maybe taking a hike out at a nearby park this weekend. I need to go through the non non manga and find some good renge shots.
>>684285287
Obsessively trying to downloading every album that I think is half-decent from every artist I know.
>>684285457
Humans don't live for long enough to do much.
>>684284985
wow dude
I almost cut myself.
>>684285284
That makes sense, but nobody takes orders from anyone anyway. They're all only there for the money. No idea how it would work out, not even sure I can get it implemented. I have quite a bit of leeway with the higher ups, but it's a pretty radical change. So I doubt they'd even give me the greenlight to begin with.
>>684283685
University?
Claiming Maverick Hunter X because I can. :)
i hate niggers
i hate jews
i hate spics
and arabs too
claim
>>684286134
ur waifu is amazing
>>684284937
I think I can be of help in a way
>>684284985
Wow u bully lol
>>684285261
Couldn't because most of my focus is on school
Shinoa
>>684286227
thank you.
>>684285512
>Obsessive stares
>>684285668
Studying right now?
>>684285686
Noice, hope that goes smoothly.
>>684285829
Community College fag
Shinoa
>>684286355
Everyone else's waifu is trash, here we have a true waifu.
>>684286268
>I think I can be of help in a way
Steroids?
>>684286359
Consolidating and organising my notes.
>>684286122
and i hate you and everyone else
>>684286134
Hello Vlad
>>684286134
>>684286642
hello
>>684286359
So far it is going great, finding out one of your favourite artists has a new album you never heard is amazing. Also I like to have everything downloaded, same goes for all anime I watch.
>>684286756
hey
>>684285753
Glad you didn't
It's a waifu thread not a dick,
Don't take it so hard
<3
>>684286642
2edgy4me
just woke up lurk
>>684286268
Oh, forgot you go to school
Glad you can chill with your bros now~
>>684286767
That 9gag watermark is really bothering me.
I hope that was intentional.
>>684287114
And ''i hate niggers
i hate jews
i hate spics
and arabs too''
isn't edgy?
>>684286497
Shit, hope that doesn't take up too much of your time, man.
>>684286871
Nice, I don't download much anymore. Just don't see the point in it, though I should in case I can't get internet no more.
>>684286972
I like you.
>>684284032
I'm usually playing a game, only check in to reply to replies.
I've been good, nothing really noteworthy. How have you been.
>>684284647
Buttsex.
Hagu (Honey and Clover)
Claimed!
>>684287283
well i never said it wasnt
just Syndra a near constant "kill yourself" edgelord image going on
>>684286972
>It's a waifu thread not a dick,
>Don't take it so hard
This.
>>684287507
AIDS?
>>684287417
Thats why, my connection used to be terrible and I fried so many routers in my life that I know it sucks to not have anything ready to do incase net dies. Also I can guarantee best quality and organization like this.
>>684287283
i did not notice the water mark at all, i am blind thank you.
>>684287417
>Shit, hope that doesn't take up too much of your time, man.
Nah it doesn't and going through all my old stuff is its own form of studying. Basically several of my exams are with "full assistance" so everything that doesn't involve communication is fine.
So I've written notes with examples/formulas for just about every single type of question I can possibly get in an easy and fast system.
I have also set up premade pages for when I need to use my computer to calculate something, to save time.
>>684286122
mugi?
لماذا؟
:(
>>684287699
Oral then.
should I smack it to porn or hentai
>>684288507
>>684287699
it's getting spicy in here!!
>>684288348
As Salaam Alaikum
No idea how to write desert speak but I had a badass Syrian friend who taught me some arabic
>>684286122
>>684288348
>checked and rekt
>>684287427
Y-you what?
>>684286972
....
this is very cringe
>>684288507
>
>>684287635
Maybe you should kill yourself so i don't have to do it anymore.
>>684289090
>trap
should have guessed.
What is everyone listening to ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPxtLl2wt8M
>>684288887
I like you. Stay here.
>>684289605
How did your race go Emi?
>>684289463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_wt--upzZY
>>684289463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-j_UcHsgVQ
I love this one.
>>684288330
Damn, you're well prepared. Glad it's not taking up too much of your time, seem well organized.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSxMaomjUPw
>>684286972
this was witty
>>684286497
Kek no. You can't do a single push up right?
>>684287269
Feels to hang back and chill
>>684289724
those feels!!! stop it!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puAuDt6aNsw
>>684289090
>/b/ in a nutshell
>>684289463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIv9Oi6msXk
>>684289757
It's really all I can do, that and keep doing test exams.
>>684289674
The race is tomorrow morning. I'm nervous as hell, I hope to be at least one of the best among whites.
>There are probably Kenyans or other Africans competing too
>I can't beat them. I can't.
>>684289982
>Kenyans
I wish you best dude
>>684289605
Never
>>684289850
Yeah, really touching story
>>684289982
Oh sorry I misremembered, god speed. There's actually a marathon in my city tomorrow, I might go cheer if I find the time.
>>684288821
>>684289006
Said you needed something to do, so there's something to do.
>>684289982
I still believe in you.
>>684288348
u wot
i was quoting a meme
>>684289463
No u
