How the fuck is this possible?
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How the fuck is this possible?
>>684274052
I dont want to live in this world anymore.
>>684274052
looking at that makes me feel extremely uncomfortable
WTF is with that picture OP?
but seriously, are you actually looking for an answer so you can cook delisush spaghetti dogs?
because i can tell you the secret, my friend.
>>684274052
A series of levers and pulleys
>>684274052
Boil pasta
Take shishkaba skewer and poke holes in hot dog
Cut hot dog into pieces
Get grannys darning needles and carefully poke limp pasta thru hot dog holes
Noodle gun
>>684274052
skewer the hot dogs with the uncooked pasta then boil
Noodles are hard before you cook them. Poke a hole in the hot dog, put noodle in, cook. Noodle expands to fill hole.
>>684274052
You poke the dry spaghetti through the hot dog then you boil them together
>>684274412
Spot fucking on.
Just poke the hard uncooked spaghetti through the sausage bits? Am I dumb?
>>684274412
lol. beautiful.
>>684274052
Tried to make these once.. Wasn't a failed attempt, but it wasn't a perfect one neither. The dogs came out huge as fuck.. But the spaghetti was alright. Looked nothing like the picture though.
> Get rid of your extra chromosome
> Slice the raw sausages
> Plant the slices with the raw spaghetti
> Boil it all together
> ???
> Profit
What the fuck. Just poke the hot dogs with the raw pasta you retard
>>684274052
kys. weak b8
>>684274412
This is otherwise known as "Threading the noodle"
Lol, i made this a few weeks ago. Just had to try it, even served it for 15 other people.
>>684274644
were you promptly rejected by your peers for being a 12 year old?
>>684274628
Underrated post
>>684274481
/thread
>>684274412
bullshit
made some , its hotdog slices with uncooked spag poked through then simply boiled as normal , there is no getting grannys needles etc
tastes boring to be honest
>>684274547
Boiled 8-10 minutes only?
>>684274652
>>684274052
What... no sauce?
>>684274912
>tastes boring to be honest
What kind of sauce did you use?
>>684274481
Jesus, it's so fucking simple. Fuck off idiots.
who is it that keeps posting these threads?
there must be some kind of shit posting AI built into 4chan.
>>684275005
Everything was perfectly cooked. Boiled everything together. But the dogs i used, when boiled, grow to like 4x their size. Needs some sort kf sauce. By itself it's bland as fuck.
>>684274052
use a needle to thread the noodles through the sausage, dumbfuck.
>>684274052
brb going to /ck/ and posting this asking for a sauce to use on it. Will post the guaranteed replies.
>>684274052
you just do it when their dry them boil them, ffs you retards are on a new level of fucking stupidity.
>>684275383
On you go brother.
>>684274628
>>684274412
>>684274052
You pierce them while they are still raw.
>Nobel Prize when?
>>684275172
garlic salt , paprika and a sprinkling of smoked chedder is the usual , i should have used the chilli hot dogs as the taste ( prob the salt ) gets washed out in the 15+ minute boil
i dont do sauce as i dont want to become a fat bastard
>>684277015
>the taste ( prob the salt ) gets washed out in the 15+ minute boil
But, spaghetti requires only 8-10 minutes
i dont do sauce as i dont want to become a fat bastard
Spaghetti sauce is composed mainly of tomatoes, garlic, pepper, herbs and spices. How can a person get fat from sauce?
>>684278186
probably the fucking 1kg of "chedder" they put in.
>>684278674
I was thinking cheddar is a bigger concern to weight gain than sauce. However, If someone was concerned about weight gain, why would they eat hotdogs and spaghetti?
>>684274724
20 years, served for a group with ages ranging from 19-27. Sort of as a joke, but also serious in some ways. They took it well. Was served with a nice mushroom and creme sauce.
>>684274912
How the fuck would this work dumbass? You gotta use a sewing needle like in
>>684274412
>>684274502
>baiting
you even trying?
>>684274521
Yes you are dumb and a new fag too.
You are supposed to troll OP just like this guy did >>684274412
The answer is: its not possible. The pic is obviously shooped
>>684277015
>not pre salting boiling water when cooking pasta
Lrn2 food network
>>684274258
Noodles in hot dogs
>>684274052
They must grow the hotdogs around the noodles.
>>684274652
fake and gay
>>684277015
>15+ minute boil
Why don't you save yourself the time and eat baby food?
>>684274052
>>684274115
top zozzle
>>684280936
Jesus who is that goddess
Paperclips and rubber bands
>>684280747
"Restaurant Impossible" is my fav. Usually some dysfunctional trying to run a restaurant and failing miserably.
Science
>>684281772
zozzling my sides out
>>684278186
The 4 thousand MG of sodium and 85 g of surat per tbsp
>>684282113
WTH is "zozzling?"
So much bait and cancer
>>684275122
ketchup
>>684274052
2/10
1 for making people rage.
1 more for making me comment.
Fucking fags
>>684274052
You have to have a brain to make this.
>>684275383
butter sauce or an Alfredo sauce
>>684282362
>i am the superior lurker here
>everyone else is a retarded normie
>>684281957
Emily Rudd. She's amazing.
nah mate see what it is is homemade hotdogs and while making the precious little meat tubes you incorporate the italian pasta snakes into the recipe so when you tube the meat the noodle worms are in the middle and once cooked you gently slice into the pureed meat johnsons and viola!
>>684274052
You need to think 4th dimensionally
>>684282261
>this new
photosynthesis chaudchien
>>684283057
>this new
>Trying this hard.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Zozzle
1. characterized by uprightness or morality: a righteous observance of the law.
2. morally right or justifiable: righteous indignation.
3. acting in an upright, moral way; virtuous: a righteous and godly person.
The company of just and zozzle men is better than wealth and a rich estate.
>>684283224
>trying this hard
>urban dictionary response to obvious troll
Topzoz
>>684282250
Salt is not the enemy. Starches can be the enemy, but salt intake is required for normal body functions. It takes quite a bit to OD on salt.
>>684274052
stick the pasta in dry and boil it, you goof
through the noodles in hot dogs when they are raw, then cook (sorry for errors, google traductor XD)
BON APETITE
>>684279892
ITT: trolls trolling trolls ad infinitum
Only Old fags now how to flying spaghetti monster
>>684274052
You're a fucking retard OP
>>684274258
ya that's fuckin disgusting
>>684274052
>>684286905
>taking the bait
>>684274521
FUCKING NEWFAGGOT
>>684274357
Kek made my day anon
>>684274412
i fucking lol'd
>>684274628
this fucking guy
>>684274052
wtf? put the spaghetti in the hot dogs THEN cook it
>>684279892
noice b8 lad
>>684274326
cum in them?
newfags baiting newfags baiting newfags. Pure fucking cancer.
>>684274912
are you fuckin retarded
>>684279417
Retard
>>684274652
This would be badass with Italian sausages.
