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HELP ME /b ! These keep showing up between sack and asshole! Am I /kill !?
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doctor here, you're a dead man walking
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Dude wtf? Go to a fucking doctor... Post results..
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>>684269336

You've got bacteria in your taint m8
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See a doc asap.

Anything black on the body is a sign of danger
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>>684269581

This. If it spreads, you might start stealing bikes.
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>>684269581
Kek...
>anything black on the body is a sign of danger...
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Op here.. They usually burst on their own and puss n blood leak out. Then they go away. /kill soon I'm guess
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>>684269336
Doctor here, went to school for eight years. You honestly might as well kill yourself now OP.
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Nursefag here.

When did these start showing up? Is there any puss in them? If so, what was the color? What kind of smell did it have?
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have you fucked with black guys recently?
dats aids
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>>684269336
3rd yr med student here. its stage 4 caseous necrosis, you probably have either TB or syphilis. did u do a blood test or lumbar puncture yet?
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>>684269336
No bueno op.
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Pop it open and taste it. If it's sweet it's cancer.
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>>684270193
LOL nice try. 6/10
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No smell. White puss with blood. Sometimes big as marbles
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>>684269336
POP THEM U FAGGOT!
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>>684270375
Hospital or doctor now like right the fuck now. You don't want to let infections in this area to spread.
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>>684270533

And in what area do you want infections to spread?
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>>684269336
It could be a blocked Pilodonal Sinus. A hole compacted of hair, just go to the doctor and have it removed. Its not dangerous but uncomfy
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i would use vinegar on it, it kills bacteria
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>>684270661
Uhh the b'anus?
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>>684270375
>>684269336

Nursefag here again. Okay. You seem like you are dark skinned. If this is true, then it is just a case of pimples caused by increased bacteria in the area. If the puss is white and has no odor, it is not infected.

Treatment: I would clean the area 2x a day with soap and warm water. Do not scrub the shit out of it. Pat dry. If it starts to hurt or get worse, see a doctor about possible infection.

Keep the area clean after symptoms subside to prevent bacteria from colonizing and causing more pimples.
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>>684269336
HAHAHA OP HAS THE BLACK FUCKING PLAGUE
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>>684270661
You don't want them to. But a limb is a much better choice
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Have you thought about a will yet? Doctor here. Very important.
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The bubonic plague is still in america.

GG freetards
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Op here... Would they be caused be jacking daily for years? I'm a jack addict. Can't stop
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>>684269396
Bahahahaha
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>>684269336
Try Oxy Clean, it makes it away 100%
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www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=2542
Beep beep I'm not a doctor
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>>684271132
Kill yourself troll
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the balls have eyes!!!
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>>684271132
Nursefag here again.

If you jerk off and don't shower often/daily, the contents of ejaculate can provide a suitable habitat for colonizing bacteria. When you jack off, it increases the sweat formed in the taint region. This combined with trace amounts of ejaculate can help bacteria to colonize.

Jacking off doesn't cause this. Poor hygiene does. if you keep clean, it won't cause any problems.
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Ebola or Niggeritis
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>>684271132
Naw they look like blisters. Maybe your pants are too tight or something is rubbing together wrong. Jack away friend.
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>>684269336
take a syringe and drain those
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>>684271132
POP THEM ALREADY U FUCKING HUGE FAGGOT
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>>684271604
You don't want to introduce ruptured papules to environmental bacteria.
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that looks like ingrown hair to me. go to the doc. the fuck are you still doing on your pc
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imma trow up
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>>684270749
i believe this one cause most likely OP is just some fatass neckbeard that has shitty hygiene
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>>684271132
>>684269336
why they are all in a straight line?
were those bacteria in an army training or what?
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>>684272117
Nursefag here again

The Taint has a natural fold that forms a crevasse that collects moisture and does not often let air in to dry it out. It is a prime location for bacterial growth.
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>>684270749
>black
>the size or marbles
>it's acne
Wat
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>>684270085
>>684270749
>>684270085
>>684271437
>nurse pretending to be a doctor
Go back to wiping asses.
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There is a vein that runs from asshole to nut sack to cock.. They form on that vein . I have a large veiny cock btw. Op here
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>>684272117
They come together to form Orion's Belt
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>>684272456
Nursefag still here.

Throughout my entire career, I've never had to wipe an ass. Today, Nurse's Aides do that. There are perks working in an urban area where hospitals can hire Aides.
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>>684271132
Ingrown hairs/ blisters.
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>>684269336
Stale pasta from yesterday. OP is a fag.
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>>684272270
ur dumb. "Nursefag here" ur gay as hell
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>>684272995
okay
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>>684272663
"nurse fag here" omg that makes me fucking cringe
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No I need Answers! Will post till the bubble bursts and bloody puss runs down my
Inner thigh. I need a girl who likes puss filled growths on Scrotums.. Havnt found 1 yet tho :/ OP here
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i get small ones all over my balls op, don't worry and don't pop them as they will end up getting infected
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>>684273106
I see summer has arrived.
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Nurse cuck here, i've seen this before. The only cure is letting someone else fuck your girlfriend.
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this is what happens when you don't know how to take a shower lmao, typical fedora-wearing, terrible -hygiene, stinky-ass nerd. I bet he brushes his teeth once a day
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>>684273239
Sorry that you make me fucking cringe?
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Those are blood blisters.

Nothing really to worry about but they'll hurt if they pop. Caused by friction and moisture.

You can make them go away using diaper cream regularly for a month or two.
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>>684273239

This is the long summer. Going on 9 years...
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>>684273222
Op here.. Excellent trips ok I will roll thru life with a growth covered Scrot. Rape my way to glory I suppose. Thanks /b ! Will post once they explode.
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