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Tell me your most offensive joke /b/.

What do you call a black woman whos had 7 abortions?

A crime fighter.
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>>684264587
How many Jews can you fit in an SUV.

5, two in the front 3 in the back and zero in the ashtray because the holocaust never happened.
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wuts the deal with niggr people? theyr not black and their not people!
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>>684264889
thats not a joke.
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>>684264587
bump
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>>684265238
Ur a troll
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>>684264587
Why was the Ethopian baby crying?

It's going through a mid-life crisis.
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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?
They put flowers on their grave.
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>>684264587
i wish there were more mosquito nets in africa
it would stop all those mosquitos from dying needlessly from aids
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- What do you do with a nigger once you're done with him?
- Dig out the shit of him and use as a wet suit
- What do you do when you're done with the wet suit?
- Fill it with shit and use as a nigger
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How do you make a rave in Uganda?
Glue some toast to the ceiling.
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How long does it take a black woman to take a dump
>9 months
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>>684264587

Q: what do you call an educated nigger?
A: why the fuck you callin' niggers, you dumbass whitey?
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How long does it take a black women to push out a turd?

9 months.
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What did the pastor say at the deff guy's funeral who got crushed?

At least the lord didn't let him hear it coming.
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>>684270256
Are you Ned Holness??
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What's the worst part about eating vegetables?

Those damn wheelchairs.
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
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What's blue and comes in brownies?
>cub scouts
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Why are blacks especially afraid of chainsaws?

When you start up a chainsaw, it goes RRRRUUUUNNNNN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGAAAAAaaaaa.....
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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.
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How do you get a homosexual man to sleep with a woman?

Shit in her cunt.
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whats 6 inches long, red, and makes my girlfriend cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.
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>>684270824
Why do black people call white people honkeys?
Because that's the last thing they hear before we run over them.
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>>684264587
Q: What do you call a flying yew?
A: Smoke
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>>684271057
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
Decalfinated.
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>>684264587
What do you do when you see a nigger flopping on the ground? Stop laughing and reload
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>>684271296
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>>684271209
What's grey and comes in quarts?
An elephant.
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>>684271368
Your reaction made me laugh
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>>684264587
What do you call a black man in a suit?
Guilty.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.

What's the difference between a baby and a speed bump?
I slow down for speed bumps.

How do you make a dike climb walls?
Put a crack in the ceiling.

What's the difference between a baby and a water melon?
I don't cum on watermelons before I eat them.
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Q:A nigger and a spic are on the building, they both junp, who hits the ground first?

A:It doesn't matter anyways
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>>684264587
What is 1ft long and makes women scream in the morning?
Cot death
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Why are all black people fast?
Because the slow ones are in prison.
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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto?
Father's daym
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>>684271559
Eh
>>684264587
What do you call a black orgy
A mudslide
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>>684271368
What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
Beef Strokenoff.
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>>684264587
Why don't black people like cruises? Because they fell for that trick once already
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>>684264806

That's fucking hilarious :D
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Do you know what it's like to have sex with a girl with a yeast infection?
Well, have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
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>>684264587
What is this: white on top, black on bottom?
Society.
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>>684271589
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>>684266737

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.
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What's the whitest thing a nigger has? His master.
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>>684270505

>deff
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>>684264587
What does a jewish pedophile say to lure kids?
"Hey kid, you want to buy some candy?"
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>>684266737
Kek'd
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>>684273621
Ahahahahaha
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>>684271998
fuckin' hilarious !!!!!!!!!!
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Here's a joke.

women's rights
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What do you call 5 black people having sex?

A threesome
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>>684273277
Cot death is when babies suffocate themselves in their cots (baby beds with the bars)
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>>684274450
Here's an offensive joke

feminism
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>>684264587
How do you get a faggot to fuck a woman?

Fill her cunt with shit.
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>>684271589
You mean SIDS, right?
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how do you fit 4 faggots in a stool?

turn the stool upside down
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>Be me
>Grade 11 history (French Immersion, am Canadian)
>inb4moosefuckingfaggot
>Teacher is Tumblr-tier feminist
>Nary is there a day where the patriarchy does not oppress the Western middle-class woman
>One day talking about social rights movements in the States
>Feminist movement, surprise surprise
>Taking notes
>French has two "noun genders," masculine and feminin
>inb4 apache attack helicopter
>Feminism is a masculine gender word
>You don't understand why?
>Neither does classmate
>"Why is feminism a masculine noun when it's about women?"
>Toolongtoexplainjustgowithit.gif
>Feminist teacher obliges him
>"I don't know"
>"That makes no sense," kid says. "I don't understand."
>"You know what I don't understand, male-pig student?"
>"What?"
>"Why table is a feminine word." (Une table)
>Other classmate leans in and whispers
>"Why, is it because a table can support itself?"
>mfw
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>>684275767
Moose fucking faggot!
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>>684269765
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why was the feminist picnic cancelled?
because nobody made sandwiches
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What's the difference between a dead nigger in the road and a dead dog in the road?

There's skid marks in front of the dog.
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>>684270505
>deff
Retard.
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>>684271844
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What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer's got Jobs
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>>684269165
Kek
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What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?
>The elevator can support a family.
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What's big, black, and smelly?
The unemployment line
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A nigger, a mexican, a redneck are in a car, who is driving?


the cops
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Where do niggers go when they die?
>KFC in the sky
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when is Michael Jackson's bedtime?

when the big hand touches the little hand
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How do you make a nigger disappear?
>turn out the lights
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>>684264587
They should put up more mosquito nets in Africa, saving millions of mosquitoes who die from AIDS every year.
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What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?

>nigger, nigger, nigger
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How do you get 4 fags on a bar stool?


>turn it upside down
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>>684278027
kek
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>>684274540
Really? A three fifths compromise joke?
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what would martin luther king be if he was white?

alive
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why cant orphans play baseball?

they dont know where home is
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>>684274540
Smartest, funniest joke here. If you don't get it, read a history book nigger.
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I can tell if I'm going to have sex with a girl by the type of shoes she wears

>for instance, if she's wearing sneakers, then she'll probably outrun me.
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>>684279915
*tips fedora*

Pretty sure everyone on the internet has heard a similar joke, m'lady.
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>>684264587
What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

The bucket
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>>684265238
It's not a joke , it's the truth.
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>>684264587
How do you know that black woman is pregnant?
When she removes her tampon the cotton is picked out of it.
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>>684264587
What's black and white and red all over?

A race war.
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>>684275767
damn anon
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>>684276497
kek'd hard
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>>684264587
What's the worst part about 6 niggers driving off a cliff?

The car couldn't hold 7.
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World's fastest record for reading was broken on 9/11 and still holding strong, 5 stories per second.
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>>684266737
Heh.
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>>684275767
Tables at work
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why did the black kid cry when he had diarrhea?

he thought he was melting
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>>684270775
>Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
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>They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

I thought that was Kentucky.
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why are there no black people in the jetsons?

because its a good future
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There's strength in numbers

....tell that to the jews
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