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Home alone
Trips decides what I do
Nothing illegal or damaging
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>>684263127
Stick baseball bat in butt
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>>684263127
Order porn on your parents account and stick a bat up your ass
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>>684263223
So close but so far
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>>684263127
Pee on the carpet
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>>684263223
She close..

Also you have to put your leg behind your head no matter what.
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>>684263544
Nice dubs
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>>684263544

Rollin
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Have a wank like a normal person, do you really need instructions when you're by your fucking self? This is what they're talking about when they say you need to make yourself happy before anyone will want to be in a relationship with you.
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>>684263223
Rolling for bat in the ass. Do it faggot.
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>>684263803
Get off 4 chan you cuck
Go shoot up a school or something
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>>684263127
Damaging to yourself or property? Be more specific.
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>>684263127
Break a thermometer into your mouth.
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>>684263544
Nevermind. Pee in that littl toilet thing
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Chew on some glass
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>>684263923
Don't get mad because you have the cognitive power of a mollusc and need instructions literally every waking moment. The truth is a shard of ice dude.
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>>684264030
Take a big boy shit in it and leave it for ur parents to clean
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>>684263973
Property/permanently to me
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Rolling for get a life
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Piss in the kettle
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draw dicks all over your face with a sharpie. post pic.
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>>684264193
Remove big toe. It really serves no purpose anyway.
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Educate yourself
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>>684264393
Too late
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>>684264484
Rolling for higher education levels
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>>684264342
spin
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Post cum tribute to this pic
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>>684264544
Winrar
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>>684264544
>>684263544
Next 44 and I'll consider your request of baseball bat
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>>684264641
That's not trips you fool
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>>684264342
respin
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>>684264677
CONSIDER? That's a clear indication of ops a fag and won't delivrar
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>>684264724
Took the bait
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>>684264784
It's gunna take time, I'll need to work my way up
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>>684264896
U can use the slimmer handle end and work it slowly in all the way to the fat end. Make sure u get the whole bat in there though.
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>>684265000
oh shiiiiii
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slam tv cabinet drawer on dick
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>>684265000
WINRAR
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>>684265000
WINRAR DO IT FAGGOT 10000 KEKS
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>>684263127
Anal masterbation
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>>684263127
Cum on tv
Eat cum
Shit on couch
Nap
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>>684265000
Trips have spoken
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>>684265000
Oh
Fat end isn't going in but skinny will
Fat end would fuck me over for a while
Don't need a fucking anal tear
Time to get out the lube
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>>684265000
Kek
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>>684265199
District gon be gud
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>>684265000
This is the first time I've ever got trips and got op to do something I'm strangely proud of myself.
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>>684265455
AND NOW DUBS. CHECK ME FAGGOTS
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>>684265455
Don't get your hopes up, OP is usually a fag when it comes down to it
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>>684265455
Congrats
Op no fagerino
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>>684265635
WERE ALL CHEERING FOR U OP
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This might take a while
It'll be my biggest insertion
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>>684265797
Think of it like fucking a nigger
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eat shit
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>>684265934
I lynch niggers not fuck them
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Suck your own dick
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>>684263127
Did you pussy out?
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>>684266324
No working on it
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>>684266360
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>>684266360
Ask your dad, I bet he knows a thing or 2 about sticking objects into small assholes.
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>>684265000
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>>684266509
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>>684263127
lubed slugger in ass
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>>684266676
winrar
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>>684265000
WINRAR
I
N
R
A
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cum into a piece of mail and drop it in a mailbox
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eat a raw piece of meat
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It won't fit
Like
At all
New item dubs decides
Sorry trips get but I tried forcing the shit in by putting all my weight on and no profit
Item must be slimmer than the bat end part
Let's go
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Swallow a banana whole
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>>684267119
give yourself a mohawk
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Call your dad and tell him you're gay.
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>>684267191
spin
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>>684263127
underage b& so fucking confirmed
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>>684267119
Insert 2 full hotdogs and shit them both out. Must live stream.
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It's down to an anal insertion
Dubs gets to decide
If you want pics to prove il do it I have three toothbrushes in there now waiting so I can be ready
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Grab your sisters panties
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Write FAGGOT on your forehead with a sharpie.
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>>684267285
18
Finish school at 19 I'm a junior rn
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Cum on your mother or sisters panties and put them back in drawer.
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>>684267455
do it
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>>684267423
I have a pair in my room alreAdy
I came in a pair she's wearing rn
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>>684263127
>Nothing illegal
>Nothing damaging
>visits /b/
Why the fuck are you here?
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>>684267729
For the wincest
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>>684267632
Grab your mum's then and compare.
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>>684263127
hwat time is it ?
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>>>684264484
>Rolling for higher education levels
Testing....
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>>684267986
1027 am
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>>684267977
K will in a sec
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>>684268071
go out for a walk
maybe buy some food
cook
take a bath
ask friend to do something
if not: play videogames or read a book/comics
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>>684268071
why dont you still sleep?
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shove an ice cube in your butt.
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Step mum
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>>684268333
bc fuck that
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>>684268574
Throw away all her panties and replace all of them with sexier versions cause these are garbage. Spend no less than $200
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>>684268333
Trips decided OP go the fuck back to sleep you faggot
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>>684268808
Goodnight fags
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/thread
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>>684268333
Trips says sleep, fucking lame but trips
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Anyone know any god tier animes? ive seen the most good ones
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