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>femanon
>4'9
>71 pounds
ask away fgts
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>>684261990
write "OLEV" on tits
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>>684261990
Has anyone just like, picked you up, and carried you like a 2x4 under their arm?
playfully or otherwise?
I think that'd be hilarious and adorable.
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>>684261990
Why don't you eat?
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>>684261990
Tits?
Sharpie in pooper?
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>>684261990
Show me your soles pls
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>>684262142
No. Faggot.
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Oh look, it's still the cringe thread...
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>>684262156
i do eat lol just don't really gain weight
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>>684262089
>>684262193
>>684262224

Fuck off perverts. And foot fetishist, really? You're retarded.
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How much is 71 pounds in US dollars?
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>>684261990
are you a midget or are you 11?
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>>684262142
yeah pretty often lmao
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>>684261990
Any chance you could post a clothed picture? My gf is also 4' 9" but she weighs 90 pounds. I wanna see what she would look like at your weight.
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>>684261990
did those socks start of as the same color.
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>>684261990
How many balloons are you holding?
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>>684261990
I know you're only 4'9 but for fucks sake eat something
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>>684262401
I'm not a midget just really short
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>>684261990
Can we see your entire legs with that same view. Just undies or nothing on
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You typically on top? To not get crushed.
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>>684262305
Calm down white knight. Shes stating her size because she likes to be picked up and hatefucked.
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>>684261990
Plz get naked and post pics.
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>>684261990
tits or gtfo
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Are you 15?

Christ, you must have to be careful not to be blown away in the wind.

Also, isn't it hard to find clothes for someone so small that aren't childrens clothes?
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>>684261990
Oh look another attention seeker
>sage in all fields
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>>684262513
so the correct answer was 11
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>>684262513
How old are u?
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Hows that all cum diet going?
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>>684262619
14
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>>684261990
How tall is your ideal bf?
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don't believe you unless see photo
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>>684261990
Honestly post yourself without face. I want to see what you look like.
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>>684261990
Ah, my dream girl.
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Can you take a pic without the socks?
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>>684262680

Abort! Abort!
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>>684262691

Also, this
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>>684262680
Fuck off underage faggot
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>>684261990
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
You have declared you're a gurl, so the next step according to the rules of the internet are for you to post timestamped tits.

Please disregard the newfags that are entering into pre-authorised conversation with you.

Thanks in advance for your compliance.

Failure to adhere to the rules will invoke Spiderman.
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>>684262680
Incoming ban
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>>684262513
Under 4'11" is legally a midget, you dumb midget bitch with no tits.
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>>684262619
16
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>>684262680
>>684262712

Nope. Not anymore, its over.
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>>684262776
Nope underage b8 m8 run 4 the g8
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>>684262680
nude pics?
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>>684262889
Not for me, I live in Iran.
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>>684262680
Report submitted! This window will close in 3 seconds...


[Close]
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>>684262889
Trips would have made this post perfection
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At least post pics of the scale when replying.
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>>684262926
3
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Can I keep you as my sex toy!!!
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Mooooooooooooods
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Does your name start with an R?
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>>684263015
2
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>>684262816
Nah. It all depends on proportions. Midgets have large heads and torsos and it's just their limbs that are short.
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>>684262816
for women its under 4'6"
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>>684263043
1
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>>684263048
That's dwarves ,you dumb nigger.
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>>684262889
There is no court that would jail you for looking at an underage girl posting on an adult forum.
It's her that is committing the crime.
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MODS MODS MODS
>MODS
MODS
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>>684262443
ok me only pic without my face
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>>684261990
Please post moar feet in socks.
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>male
>128 pounds
>5"11


Get on my level bitch
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>>684262680
Rip thread
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>>684263166

damn thats hot you should post more of that pose
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>>684261990
y'all are idiots. the scale is obviously set to kg

71.0kg * (2.2lb/kg) = 156lb

put down the fork, op and lose some goddamn weight
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>>684261990
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>>684263166
Fuck. Sit on the floor, show us the soles of your feet in those socks. Please.
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>>684261990
Body pic, please.

Lost my virginity to an anorexic girl and I seem to have imprinted on that body type
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>>684262816
i really don't look like a midget at all lol my body is all proportional
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>>684263166
I would hatefuck you and leave you laying in a pool of cum and tears
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>>684263180
that makes us two... i weigh a little more than you
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Yfw scale is in kilograms
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>>684263235
it says ibs on it..
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>>684263166
Thank you op
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>>684263336
More body pics
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>>684263166
it took you that long to come up with a black and white that no one can see anything properly in.

jesus fucking christ. Never come here again without decent pics.
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How do you like getting bitch slapped every day?
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>>684261990
autism awareness socks?
age?
also, you're underweight, BMI 15.2.
get to 85lb 15.68463oz / 39 kg or higher for normal body mass or you'll die
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>>684261990
jesus stop fucking eating you whale
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omg i'm 16 some random dude wrote 14
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oh great, underage atenttion whore, go to school bitch
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>>684263550

you still have to be 18 to post here

that's not how it works
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>>684261990

Attention whore...
>Femanons aren't real
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Tits
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>>684263166
>high cut jeans
Please don't do this.
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>>684263550
Still kinda underage
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tits now or gtfo
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>>684263550
You're still underage, fuck off
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>>684263427
i have like 10,000 pictures in my camera roll fgt takes ages to find pics
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>>684263611
illegal tits, illegal feet and socks
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>>684261990
You must be 18 to access this site young woman. I'm sorry but I'll have to inform your parents and make a call to the cia.

Also I'd flip you upside down and make you choke on my 6 inch dick.
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>>684263642
Well post moar
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>>684261990
Tfw OP left the thread
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>>684263406
no legible unit.

op is still a 156lb whale
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>>684263550
Omg stop I'm 13 quit pretending to be me lol
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>>684263662

WE LOVE OUR CONTRARIANS DON'T WE FOLKS

WE HAVE THE BEST CONTRARIANS
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It's like these cunts don't know the fucking rules.. Who the fuck cares how small you are. You obviously have a complex about it. No one cares. Show yur fuckin tiney tits bitch
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come on mods, you will not take her down yet?
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op here i just got back fgts, I'm 44 wtf I'm not underage
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>>684263134
Solicitation of those pictures is considered a crime.
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>>684263180
>male
>6'5
>160 lbs
get on my level bitch
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Just waiting here for this thread to really kick off
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>>684262680
marry me
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Timestamped pic of your body (can be clothed) or fuck off
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>>684263751
>14
>16
>Now apparently 13

What the fuck is this thread.
Get off the internet and go do some incest or something, idk what kids do these days
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my kiks grandmafetish this is probably going to get deleted
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>>684263856
Pic related,it's you
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>>684262305
well....that leaves the GTFO for you
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>>684264036
>doesn't understand anyone can pretend to be OP
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>>684264036
I don't know what's going on with these trolls I'm actually 17 lol
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I am actually 8

Thanks
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>>684264194
>What if I am OP
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>>684262513
4'10 and under means you're a midget
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>>684263618
This fag missed out on Kelly Kapowski. All she needs now is two rows of belt loops.
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>>684264259
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>>684263762
This is now a trump thread
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>>684264194
>doesnt understand that we are ALL op
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a midget is a fully grown adult that's under 4'9 I'm not fully grown yet i guess
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>>684264285
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>>684264259
No this is our glorified leader trumps thread now you faggot.
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post tits OP with timestamp
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Abandon thread
>No CP here
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>>684262816
It's 4,10 you dumb fuck-Witt with no dick
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>>684264402
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