Gf and I are in NYC and looking for something to do that isn't touristy. First thing that comes to mind?
Assault the homeless
>>684260326
Gangbang
>>684260326
you can invite me over to fuck her...pic related
take a shit in the doorway of trump tower
Brooklyn > Manhattan
Source: I live in Brooklyn
>>684260326
kill yourselves, isn't that touristy.
>>684260326
Get shot by niggers
>>684261587
That won't fit in her.
Serious answer, find a neighborhood in New York-Manhattan- to spend a day in. Different neighborhoods have different cultural atmospheres and things to do and see without being like "oh my god look at all the flashy lights and...oh my god is that an m&m store?"
>>684262805
well its worth a shot... kik adm0971
>>684262805
His average cock won't fit in her?
>>684264009
if by average you mean 8.5" long and over 7" thick then yes...average.
>>684263374
the can is over an inch below the base of your cock and still over an inch past the tip
ppl notice these things
>>684264292
well look at you embellishing...
it's like 7 inches at most, and not that thick. also your nails are filthy
>>684262304
me too
>shitty part of Bed Stuy, though
hbu?
>>684260326
post more pix of her
Danielle?
times square!
Score some drugs
east village is cool, hells kitchen, greenwich village
roll her on her back and violently fist her, should be a good time for all
Grab food from wherever, get a blanket, and go have a picnic in central park. There's a pedestrian entrance around E96th that leads to a relatively large field you can sit in. There's also a bigger field a little further south. The disconnect between being surrounded by trees and seeing tall buildings all around you is pretty cool.
>>684262805
Lmao is your gf a kid
Pump her like a burst balloon.
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>>684261444
so many wins, check 'em
https://east.ucbtheatre.com/schedule#current_day
http://redroomnyc.com/events
http://www.urbandaddy.com/nyc/food/36186/Visana_and_Pisa_Pizza_A_Slice_Joint_with_a_Cocktail_Bar_New_York_City_NYC_Restaurant
http://www.arlenesgrocery.net/calendar/
https://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/features/get-out-do-this
http://www.villagevoice.com/
http://weburbanist.com/2015/06/29/urban-playscapes-14-interactive-installations-in-nyc/
and many more
>>684265231
literally the most touristy thing you can do, you waspy cock sucker
>>684260326
But the touristy shit in NYC is still fucking goddamn cool. You just turn a corner and you run into landmarks you've seen a million times in TV and movies. It's the coolest goddamn place ever for touristy shit.
>>684260326
New York always amazed me since i saw the movie "After Hours" so why not try to follow in the steps of the movie. See if you can find the same places.
>>684260326
have her pick up half a dozen niggers and witness her finally having an orgasm
>>684265427
Spoken like a true virgin
>>684266597
Spoken like a true virgin
>>684260326
>try typical downtown pizza vomit under the rail
>try typical roadside hotdogs
>>684260326
Smorgasburg in Williamsburg
>>684260326
Walk around. Buy some bread. Score some weed. Smoke the weed. Walk around more. Eat the bread. Avoid negroes.
Get a bialy at Cossars.
>>684260326
Tits or gtfo
Visit the eiffel tower
Katz's deli. Essa Bagel. Walk. Walk the High Line.
If you get over to new Jersey go to harold's of New York in Woodbridge- the most amazing Corned beef or Pastrami you've ever had. If you get to jackson Twp go to Mona Lisa's italian restaurant and get a pizza with thier sausage on it- it's the best I've ever had.
>>684260326
You are tourists. Do tourist shit you fucking moron.
>>684267912
>Essa Bage
FUCK YOU. RUSS AND DAUGHTERS.
Heroine op.........do heroine
>>684260326
go to the 9/11 memorial and piss on it then post the photos on here for the /b/ros
>>684268147
if dubs OP get his GF hooked on heroine
14 North Moore Street, Tribeca. Take selfie. Then whatever.
>>684268251
Yes, get her hooked on a female hero.
