I'm bored: non-porn webm-thread
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I'm bored: non-porn webm-thread
That granny sure knows how to smoke crack.
>>684249294
What a fucking legend
So does granpa.
>>684248977
It's a fake, sorry.
>>684248977
Was this a public superhero?
This is bullshit. There has to be a hole in the bottom that refills the coffee.
>>684248977
Good, that cunt should follow social norms
>>684249419
Bad Grandpa Behind the Scenes
>>684248977
Justice boner
>>684249667
More like cruel and unusual punishment.
>>684249538
>Good, that cunt should follow social norms
>filmed in China
He did!
Why aren't you voting for Trump? 80% of you are like this guy.
>>684249853
>catches a chair
Damn
>>684249745
I know right, what kind of madman eats seeds like that on a public subway
Fucking sub-human gook
>>684249906
gas yourself fag
>>684249476
>superhero
>beats the shit out of people for minor inconveniences
>>684249522
The steam creates bubbles that lift it enough to look like its filling
>>684249522
it doesn't get refilled it just bubbles up
>>684250022
What the actual fuck is he doing there?
It looks like he's shitting but at the same time he is humping the floor?!
>>684249522
are you retarded or am I a newfag
>inb4 LULZ JOKEZ ON YOU I WAS MERELURR PRENTEDEENG
>>684249522
lol
>>684250093
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1512235/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
>>684249522
What the fuck how they do that?
>>684250076
too edgy mate, wanna tone it down?
>>684250260
hot sand, the cup is full to begin with, it just bubbles up when put into the hot sand and him doing it 3 times makes it seem like it's getting filled
>>684250142
Looks like he's shoving a bottle up his ass or something I dunno what it is but he's definitely fucking something
>>684250142
It's called a "rubber dick", you idiot.
>>684249906
holy shit that's hilarious, horrifying and depressing all at once
>>684250142
Underageb&fag detected
>>684249194
disgusting
>>684250260
The pot boils the coffee really fast because of the infernal heat from the huge pan filled with sand. I mean you can see everything and you still had to ask.
>>684250327
How did I not see that, I'm retarded..
>>684249294
no crack there. sorry bud
>>684249982
He was spitting the shells on the floor. That is quite disgusting and out of place.
>>684250382
>hilarious, horrifying and depressing all at once
He certainly is. Thank god, he won't become president in a million years.
>>684250099
>>684250128
both retarded or samefagging?
What makes you think the webm was about it refilling?
It just shows you an unusual way to boil coffee, and I find it cool.
Holy shit like speaking to 5 years old dorks
>>684248977
Lol wasn't expecting that hammerai
>>684250142
It's a dildo.
>>684248977
>Japanese Super
>>684249194
Wait I thought this was non-porn.
No, we wouldn't want to change our course. We need to keep heading for this huge iceberg we see in the distance.
>>684248977
what is this chinese superman? with hammer
>>684249194
>>684250738
meant to link this >>684250575
>>684250625
Top kek
>>684249294
Legendary
>>684250629
they're community support officers, not police
>>684250575
>gets owned
mfw
>>684250456
That's pretty rad. reminds of them movie 'Starman'
>>684248977
Fucking YES. Little shit deserved it.
>>684249218
>TOP KEK
>>684250575
Those Secret Service guys are clearly trained in psychologically. I like how they comfort Trump immediately afterwards.
>>684250943
reminds me of the*
>>684250456
Did Krillin use Solar Flare to get out of a ticket?
>>684249522
those fucking turks men
they'll be taking over germany by yhte end of this sentence
>>684250894
Well that was almost manslaughter in the eyes of the numale who made that.
>>684248977
Brutal. Also checked.
>>684248977
hehe, that was funny.
>>684249194
Swiss cheese, very delicious :D
>>684251192
Kek'd hard
>>684250142
>being this dumb
or baitu desu
>>684249294
>>684249419
haha 420 blaze it smokeing weed so c00l yo
you fuckikng shit fucking donkeys are so fuckign retarded smoking shit you fucking retards
>>684248977
Can anyone explain this, please?
Is it unacceptable to EAT in the subway or just to spit out stuff (assuming he dropped some of the seeds he was eating).
What the reason for this? I understand, that there might be spicy food, which could annoy other people. So is eating generally forbidden? Also of something like a simple cookie, which is not recognizeable by its odor?
>>684251120
2 million Turks on 75 million "ethnic" Germans?
>>684251192
00:13
she looks so pretty
>>684249802
kek
>>684251329
12 year old spotted.
>>684248977
how is that not porn?
>>684251192
LOL. there was no one in it?
>>684250022
If I saw this shit I would 100% kick his head in. It would be worth the jail time.
>>684251373
No porn op sayed!
>>684250251
Kek, was thinking about this
>>684251465
There was you see just a small glimpse of them at 0:03
>>684249194
Aaaaaaand I'm hungry now.
>>684249294
Granny? She's 32
>>684251590
ever have one of those days where nothing just goes for you?
>>684250456
Okay what the actual fuck happened here?
>>684250374
Saw this with audio. Isn't he saying shit like "i am going to come for your husbands and wives, your families I will come for them all" while he pisses everywhere
>>684251343
Sunflowerseeds are yummy to eat but they make a mess because you spit out the shell of the seeds
>>684249853
> throws table with force of 1000 suns
> blocks chair with superpower
> one-handed in-air catches another chair
> still carrying her handbag with her other hand
I just want to know, where you learn such shit...
>>684249294
Boner?
>>684251718
That explains a lot! Thank you very much!
>>684250158
What, where, more?
>>684250591
>dorks
>>684251770
Maybe she's born with it
>maybe she's negronees
>>684250629
it still amuses me the way bogans and chavs bounce like that.
>>684248977
>>684249784
Why are Chinese people such cunts? Is it like Indians with no respect for human life because there's a billion of each of them?
>>684250456
did they seriously fucking shoot him with a flare gun? wow
>>684249853
the fat one ate the last kfc?
>>684250970
what the fuck is going on here
>>684251770
In the Ghetooooo
>>684248977
did he loose an eye or something?
>>684251192
he didn't even try to stop the fucking car
>>684250456
wat
>>684251770
Think she copped the last chair to the face. probably fucked her up good
>>684251992
Because there was a woman driving it.
You're better off trying to put the sun out with your jizz.
>>684250970
what am I looking at here?
>>684251913
If you have a billion competitors you have to be ruthless.
>>684250970
man gets into car, police ask man to leave car, car suddenly bursts into flame and cops run away, man gets out and then gets back into burning car. once he realises its too hot he gets out and starts flapping around on his knees like a chicken.
what the fuck happened?
>>684252079
mobil meth lab blow up maybe
>>684252079
Man trying to kill self
>>684251343
While I imagine certain types of eating might be frowned upon, it's not so much that act was in question. Rather he was spitting out the waste onto the floor, like the shells of sunflower seeds, or whatever he was eating.
>>684251373
um what?
>>684252186
lol
>>684251988
Cut scalp
>>684252222
>quads checked
>>684251329
the way you type is like a spastic latino kid with No arms and anger issues, sounds like you could use something to calm down on, my friend
>>684250456
What the actual fuck?
>>684252186
he was resisting
i'd throw a couple of punches at that nigger
>>684250629
>>684250887
^This. CSO's are pretty much every day people, if my memory serves me correctly I believe there's some sort of volunteer scheme where you do a certain amount of hours as a CSO within the year, slowly working towards becoming a police officer, all while remaining at your current job, so as a result they typically have very basic, if not minimal training. Essentially each hour cumulatively on the job is their training.
>>684252376
kek
>>684251343
He was spitting seeds all over the subway. You can't eat at all first of all, but most would overlook this if it was a cookie or like a coffee pastry, but he chose fucking sunflower seeds. That shit is messy as fuck and a lot of people (as far as I've met) think it's rude to spit that shit everywhere. It's fine if it lands in soil, it'll decompose, but in the city it's like chewing gum. It's a dirty snack and nobody wants a dirty subway, they're already dirty enough. Fuckers are good though. That fool in the video should have had a bag or something to put the seeds in instead of just spitting that shit everywhere, people would have probably left him alone.
>>684249294
Drug use looks like too much work.
>>684251718
i eat the seeds
>>684252105
I know a Chinese guy here in Canada and he's still a total dick. Threatens the company, leaves stupid notes for everyone in the department. Guess he can't leave old habits behind.
>>684248977
Stop posting this fake shit you fucktard
>>684250970
jesus how high was that guy.
>>684251014
underrated
>>684249294
I kneel before thee and know not how you to party. Teach me gran gran
>>684252186
he tried to kill a cop. it would be justified if they walked up and executed him. they showed considerable restraint in just beating him.
>>684252528
Ohhh, she rubbed the bootyhole and then rubbed the pussy. That's how bitches get infections.
>>684252595
is she dead yet? last i heard they were gouging youtubers for medical bills for tammys life support
>>684250629
it's company policy to use the indefinite article "a" when talking about a dildo
>>684248977
Why can't anyone mind his own business?
He's not even hurting anyone.
And before you know it, those "saints" "lecturing" him come at him with violence.
Good on him for not listening to such retards.
I don't care if this one is fake. Shit like this happens often enough.
God damn "wanna be good" guys.
>>684252528
i didnt know they did that shit in public
>>684252528
Does this turn me on?
>>684248977
http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/blog/shanghai-and-china/about-china/watch-what-happens-when-you-spit-melon-seeds-on-th-39328.html
Fake
>>684252595
Hutt, I told you I would have the money by June.
>>684252595
jesus
>>684249906
LOLOL dum person vote drump huehuehue
>>684250158
Bosnia?
>>684252726
oh yeah i didnt think of that. "wipe front to back"
>>684252771
They probably consented to it. They likely told them that they had to take them to the station otherwise and women didn't want to go through the trouble.
>>684250142
He took a shit and it probably clung on so he had to shake it off
>>684252376
My brain explodet
>>684252755
he's just pulling the typical mainlander bullshit. they're all like that. no shame
>>684252186
next time just shoot the god forsaken unconcious nigger, save some energy
>>684252726
>rubbed
She went knuckles deep in the vag.
>>684252771
They're not supposed to. She got sued after.
>>684252755
That's what is really jarring, but you see that a lot these days for some reason. Wishing physical harm, even death, on people who don't deserve it. There are some people who deserve to be jailed, but not crippled or murdered.
>>684252717
If the beating was the punishment, why did he also get 25 years in prison?
>>684250970
the guy actually tries to get back into the car
>>684253056
so fucking fake, can see the cgi feeling
>>684252717
this.
so much this
-if you don't play by the rules, you deserve what you get
--untermenschen
>>684253001
He was really, really into Taylor Swift.
>>684252256
This guy is a fucking beast.
>>684253107
damn nude fat niggas everywhere these are
>>684250456
Did she melt him with witchcraft?!?!?!
>>684253056
wat
>>684253161
Yoda?
>>684253056
is this like a scene form some alien movie or some shit?
>>684253115
>>684253115
Because it was a movie promo for that fucking alien movie... Cloverfield.
>>684252256
The fucking skills
I thought this was funny and I even subscribed
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
>>684251192
0:13 Anybody have a nameof that cutepie?
>>684249853
>Justice for Trayvon
>>684253039
>>684253065
To be honest, this shit has been pushed so far that more and more people get stupid ideas like this.
Do I have to be afraid going outside now because everything I do could be a potential thread to someones comfort zone?
I mean stuff like this really touches me in a very weird way.
Even in my area, where there used to be nothing like this, people start to play the social justice hero and actually, in reality it's them who are the greatest cunts of them all.
And as it seems, there is almost nothing you can do about it.
In these days, it's like you're getting paid to be a complete cunt to everybody else.
This, by going against everything I have been raised for, grinds my gears to a scary degree.
>>684252376
NO PORN FAG!
>>684252376
Oy kekkles
>>684252528
>same hand for puss and butt
Dont they learn anything in murrica?
>>684251329
be quiet ahmed
>>684252595
>murrica
>>684253395
I started this thread and that's the motherfucking thanks I get?
>>684249419
Grandpa Mr.White for sure.
>>684249294
That would be weed and hash, which is just weed.
>>684253419
ayyo what happ'n to Sje-kuan, body lookin like a damn pretzel
>>684253580
Before anyone asks, they're trying to cool his genitals off. It helps prevent shock or something
>>684250456
someone must be able to explain what the fuck is going on here
>>684249784
They are filthy fucking animals with no manners that are ruining everything for everyone else. At least the Indians are only destroying their own mud pit of cholera and dysentery.
>>684253580
not my fault you broke your own rules. posting cp and beastiality in one vid... sick, man. real fucking sick.
>>684253580
Sheeeeeeit
>>684248977
a guard from the wizard of oz out of nowhere!
>>684252595
>>684248977
This webm makes me so fucking mad.
This guy is just sitting there not bothering anyone, yet these retards are fucking with him.
And this fucktard who attacked him with a hammer should be shot.
>>684252755
its someones business to clean his mess up
he should have been fucking killed for this imo
>>684253511
This is the eagle
>>684249853
Which king kong movie it is?
>>684253756
Niggs ruin everything they touch. So much of our American way has been erroded by modern day black youth.
>>684250970
I know he was getting tased. That's why he was flapping around like a retard. But why did the car go up?
>>684249961
yeah lol.
>>684253107
WTF? That little kid is having one fucked up day...
0:08
>>684249853
>yeah this is what nature had planned
>>684253881
He should have been killed because somebody gets a job, gets payment and can thus support his family?
So you kill him, kill the work force and his family.
What an inconsiderate cunt you are.
And retards like you are really allowed to vote?
This is tremendous.
>>684252595
>>684252789
top kek
>>684249419
Wow he can rip it better than I can
>>684253056
White women ain't no booty though.
>>684250158
That new Call of Duty Looks real
>>684251688
What? The dog went for him you fucking idiot.
>>684251743
That's some powerful nerve gas
>>684252717
Yea because cops are gods and you have to kneel down and lick their asses whenever they like you to?
>>684252969
You have the choice Ma'am, either have your pussy fingered here on the street or we have to do it at the station, this a free country after all
>>684254216
Whole lot of douchebags got iced there.
>>684250142
It's a dildo he drops it after he gets up. Then he just sits there. In public. Aaaaaaand fucks a dildo up his homeless ass. Just another day
>>684253395
its HBO
>>684250374
Joey salads
>>684253756
Uuuh, police brutality. Dindu nuffins!
>>684250158
What game is this
>>684249294
What's the "thrid" thing she does?
>>684253868
What part of non-porn didn't you understand?
First webm. Hopefully it works ok.
>>684254373
Dey wuz kangz!
>>684254436
>>684254478
Fucken beast
>>684254478
SLAV RAMPAGE
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>>684248977
https://youtu.be/J0CHMS1y60Y
>>684251891
tour de troit
>>684253870
don't be retarded.... see >>684252513
if you're going to spit seeds in public (minus like a park or something outside) it's common etiquette to have a cup.
He was then being belligerent and starting shit.
The hammer might be a bit much, though.
>>684254565
ugly ass girl
>>684254609
Top fucking kek man
My sides are in orbit
>>684254565
Look out, we got a badass over here!
>>684253120
Why the fuck do we have judges if you are the one who says who deserves what?
>>684254478
Fucking pro man.
>>684254478
regular drunken behavior
>>684252528
You're all fucking stupid. The problem is she didn't switch gloves after the first bitch you idiots.
>>684254651
When you playing hitman and you dont give about the level anymore
>>684250022
That's not Houston, it's The Hague
>>684254658
fuck you kid i'll kill you
>>684254774
The problem was the gloves in the first place...barehand that shit, it's two thousand fucking sixteen, step your shit up
>>684251409
Yeah when she smiles, lovely. Although she's trained to smile it looks so fucking cute
>>684252528
i kinda wanna become a police officer now
>>684253756
>cops struggle to handle a few teenage girls
fucking hilarious
>>684254784
We eat pigs, they eat us. It's a perfect circle.
>>684254478
What was this about?
>>684250456
the fuck is this
>>684253868
edgy faggot
>>684253731
looks fake...
>>684254478
Are they drunk and high?
>>684254944
Gaaaaaaaay
>>684253731
nerve gas
>>684248977
first time i laugh out loud on this site, maybe op isn't a faggot.
>>684249294
She's not really a granny.... she is actually 28 but all the crack makes her look old.
>>684254890
What's the definition of insanity?
>>684254626
kek
>>684253868
idiot
>>684254944
When you miss the final quick time event
>>684249194
i came
>>684250970
>nigger instinct is still to steal the car despite the fire in it
>>684255041
fucking brilliant. sauce? need to see more of this masterful choreography.
>>684254890
fucking retard cat
>>684249294
Steven universe's grandma is dope.
>>684254944
Gimme da sauice
>>684254892
You'd have to become a female one tho
>>684254478
Better than the latest action movie playing in theaters
>>684250463
definitely
>>684249294
Granny with the fucking double strike out! That old bag o bones got more balls than I.
>>684248977
Holy fuck... punishment did not fit the crime.
>>684251343
>Is it unacceptable to EAT in the subway or just to spit out stuff
Where the hell do you live that it is acceptable to spit stuff on the floor???
wtf
>>684253511
>filename
How fucking strong is that lizzard though?
>>684250456
been posted before. it's fake
>>684253419
wat happening here?
>>684253511
>filename
kek'd
>>684250374
>pissing like a king
>>684254991
What scene is this from?
>>684253868
Nice webm tho
>>684254427
i was wondering this to
>>684255381
Well.. I lost.
I always lose to Dakota.
>>684249853
STR builds just be like
>>684250158
Meanwhile in Detroit
>>684250591
are you a fucking mongoloid liquid shit fag? do you really think this "unusual way" of making coffee is cool? do you live under a pile of dog shit you fucking retarded scumfuck? man i pitty you you pathethic dumb piece of fucking molded horse cum. talking to 5 yeat old dorks? oh my mister big boy is allready ten years old and is amazed by boiling coffee durr durrr. go suck some fucking worm cock you newfag gtfo
>>684251938
wrong franchise. but good effort
>>684254954
kek
>>684254565
Oh, look, we have a rebel over here
>>684255755
>>684248977
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links!
>Enjoy!
>>684253727
That´s BS m8.
>>684251343
In general is not acceptable to eat in the subway in ANY country, and obviously if you do it, you can throw shit to the floor, are you stupid? what needs to be explained?
>>684248977
are they china man
>>684255532
if you hold your breath then push really hard you pass out, i don't know the science but i did this shit at school and you black out for a good 2 mins,
>>684255858
Nice virus you got there.
>>684253221
maybe a drunk driver crashed into the house
>>684251329
I wonder how much more drugs do I have to take to become as retarded as you are.
>>684254478
the other three are his close friends and family thats why he goes easy on them
>>684248977
That can't be the translation. What country?
>>684249961
if people throw enough chairs at you then eventually you will learn the skill
>>684249906
Don't vote for trump. Buy this guy a hat instead.
>>684253056
way tooo hot to be real
>>684250575
So close
>>684252717
You have a stupidly low standard for your police.
They're supposed to be better than the gangs they go after, not the same.
>>684248977
It's ok to beat people with hammers, just don't eat seeds.
>>684251590
b-b-but it was just bad owners. Fuck aggressive breeds. They should all be gassed.
>>684255473
on the flipside, where do you live where its acceptable to smash someone in the face several times with a hammer, just because they were being cunty.
Sure, fuck you .. youre spitting seeds everywhere.
But hammer to the face a few times is a bit over the top.
>>684255281
No clue. Just going through 2chan's webm board and posting what I find.
>>684251329
yes we get it muhammad, smoking is not halal
>>684249906
This guy is smarter than your average american.
Find out why.
>>684254630
fuck off fag
>>684255858
Thanks Mr F. Bi-Honeypot.
>>684254478
pussies
>>684252256
Its a fake video ffs, this was explained very early on. The hammer was rubber.
>>684253707
The Lords of Cinder!!!!
>>684251770
I just, wanna. know where y,ou learned, punctuation
>>684249194
>684249194
sheeeit that's cool, better than that processed melted cheese shit; and seems efficient
>>684256814
Drop your shield, whoolie
>>684256983
if not artery clogging.
>>684252079
Whom do those tits belong to?
