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New one guys, get me laid!

Dubs decides first message
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Tell her you want to bend her over and out your toe in her pooper
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>>684246930
Wanna fuck?
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You living the thug life huh?
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Ask her if she wants to put a sharpie in her butthole
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tell you to pay atention to the road instead of taking a "selfie" like a stupied cunt
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What that mouth do
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>>684246930
Needs to put that tongue to good use
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>>684246930
Are you my match? Cause I wanna set you on fire and throw you away
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While waiting I got another match, anyone want to chance calling her?
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>>684247266
Nice
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>>684247266
Check 'em
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Tell the first one that she needs a good spanking
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Nice o face
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>>684247401
OP here, it's late/early in the morning so no one is awake likely. Oh well.
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>>684248170
Any replies?
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If you arent a good looking girls arent replying trust me
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Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
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>>684246930
>taking a selfie while driving
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>>684250223
Roll
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>>684250271
Roll
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>>684250223
Rollerino
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