get me laid, /b/ros. dubs
>>684246046
Hey there bb, want sum fuk?
>>684246046
send this
"I love your photos" (with pic attached)
>>684246046
Not going to lie, all I want is that ass.
Hail Satan!
> wait for response
> if no response 1hr
Hello Sarah**
>>684246046
"Do you sometimes misplace your eyebrows, because they look like they're going to fly off your face."
>>684246199
winrar
>>684246152
Send this pic afterwards
>>684246152
SEND THIS GOD DAMM IT THIS IS GOLD
>>684246288
YES YES Yes!!!!
>>684246288
WINRAR!!
now we wait
>>684246359
OP NIGGA YOU NEED TO SEND THE SECOND ONE BEFORE SHE MESSAGES BACK
>>684246359
charge your phone OP
>>684246359
op is not faggot.
she replied
>>684246449
OP delivered.
>>684246449
Im just playing with my eggplant emoji, smirk face emoji
>>684246449
"Don't pretend you don't me too"
>>684246449
*bass
I think you're a woman who would appreciate a strong bass line
>>684246449
"Yeah, seriously want that ass."
>>684246152
Now this
>>684246449
she will unmatch you
>>684246544
FUCK YES I GOT ONE
>>684246555
ANON KUN SEND THE FUCKING HAND PICK NAO PLEASE!!!! YOU WILL FAP IN VALHALLA IF YOU COMMIT
>>684246555
trips
>>684246152
>>684246555
Combine them both
>>684246555
TRIPS COMMAND
This is so not going to work fam.
>>684246603
nice save
>>684246544
So fkn stupid...
>>684246544
Ho-
>>684246555
-ly
>>684246577
Shit
>>684246603
OP Is charging his phone.
Nice
OP here, you can't send pics on Tinder you faggots
>>684246449
Ok, then we'll take the scenic route. Same destination anyway...
Hey, how are you?
>>684246449
cmon?
>send pic aswell
>>684246555
>>684246699
/thread
>>684246699
checked
>>684246714
This is gold
>>684246199
>>684246288
>>684246544
>>684246555
>>684246577
>>684246699
>>684246603
Did ya know that im a suprime gentleman? I drive a bmw A klasse and wear guggi armani sunglasses. Wanna go out?
I think I'm falling in love with you.
>>684246699
OP must comply with his own rules..send it fag
>>684246555
Trips say the truth, c'mon op deliver
>>684246762
Yea, lets get some Vanilla Latte.
>>684246449
>>684246449
Did you know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Get thread? Get thread.
>>684246799
Then this
Alright faggots, I don't think she's gonna reply. Let's try this one.
OP is a fag.
>>684246799
Im transgender and i identify with as a guy. We cool?
real talk though are you pro trump? Because I am
>>684246855
Get
Sorry Sarah, we got off on the wrong foot. Can we start again?
I think our children would be strong and generically pure.
>>684246790
go back to /r9k/
>>684246046
OP YOU COULD HAVE SMASHED THAT. YOU FUCKED UP. YOU BLEW IT NIGGA. YOU COULD HAVE HAD THE FUCK OF YOUR DREAMS AND YOU DECIDED TO GO ON /b/, faggot you fucked up
>>684246874
Just say hi and add some fgt ass kawaii smile like "^-^"
>>684246874
I used to have a dog called Kyla, we had to put her down.
>>684246874
rip my fucking cock off
what's the diameter of your nips, my nigger?
>>684246874
Is that mole real, or did you get stabbed as a child?
>>684246919
touche
>>684246874
Do you shave your armpits?
>>684246874
my cock is tiny. is that ok?
I think it's about time we smash some buts, as well as deez nuts
>>684247004
this one is the closest
>>684247004
Roll
>>684246874
Do you want to make me die of snu snu?
Prepare your anus for my tremendous girth
>>684246938
if OP's matching with attractive girls i don't think not getting laid is an issue
>>684246997
roll for this one
>>684246974
Is it wierd that I read this in a Ethiopian accent?
>>684247004
rollin
>>684247004
Dubs get
Hey kyla i saw you in the girls bathroom the other day and thought you were cute. Im trans so im aloud in there. Still got a dick tho
>>684246874
Hey Kyla! :)
You have cool shoes!
>>684247004
roll
>>684247004
do this
>>684247030
Copying gamer poop huh?
Wish there were more of those vids
Hey Kyla if there was one thing I could do it would be to remove the la from u, so i could keEp the the KY in u winky face eggplant emojis
>>684247004
rollz
>>684247084
Rerererollll
Can I tongue punch your fart box?
>>684246874
Greetings Kyla, my name is *insert OP's faggot name here.*
>>684247004
it has to be this
Dr Pavel. I'm CIA
Kyla i looovee ur shampoo!
>>684247133
7zip.exe
"your skin looks like it would fit me perfectly"
>>684246874
Send this:
Fuckedyfuckfuck ist better then fapedyfapfap agreed?
>>684247133
winrar
>>684247133
WINRAR
how are you doing sweet porcelain princess? :-)
I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
>>684247133
gg. next person
>>684247133 WINRAR
>>684247166
Dubs. do it
>>684246874
Not gona lie, all I want is that ass.
Salutations Friend!
do you like being disappointed?
>>684247004
quips get
>>684247166
Winrarrrr
>>684247133
Fookin win m8
>>684247133
not gonna reply
>>684247199
fuck you
>>684247220
What a fucking waste you ungrateful nigger.
OP ITS OVER MATE YOU ARE GETTING NO PUSSII TONITE
>>684247271
/thread
>>684247263
>>684247271
oh well, back to jackin off
>>684247271
Yup.
>>684247271
we can still hope there are some retards out there that match the autism of op
>>684247133
Do it op
Alright, last one. Not even sure if this one's real but let's find out.
what a waste op
kill yourself
>>684247366
I love ur sidetits, looks sexy
>>684247366
Winrar
Hey i think your cute and my mom said i can invite pretty girls to hang in the basement..you want to netflix and kill
Then send *chill
>>684247366
>>684247366
The FitnessGramâ„¢ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
what comes after June? July
>>684247366
Whatsup dude?
>>684247366
cool bracelet
>>684247438
Reroll
>>684247366
Suki suki figh dolla?
>>684247443
this waste of trips do this op
>>684247438
This REROLL
>>684247443
Rollin for the kek
>>684247366
"My uncle Pedro raped me yesterday, and I need emotional support. I love you."
>>684247366
Asian chicks don't mind tiny cocks right?
>>684247166
NO BALLS OP. DO IT
I'm on the verge of killing myself, can we talk?
Can I tongue punch your poopie place?
>>684247488
winrar
>>684247488
OP delivars once again
>>684247443
Trips get this needs to be done
>>684247557
follow up with this>>684247524
>>684247557
[Beep]
//side note op, your are the man tonight. sacrificing a good fuck for our autism
>>684247557
Wait what the fuck we were doin this shit in school lol
>>684247612
>>684247612
>your are the man
beep boop beep
>>684247665
TRIGGERED
June you're a smoking hott cougar. Freddy Couger.
You fuckin roastie roast arbies special looking trans Im going to kill you. See you soon
sorry that was my retarded cat. hi how are you sweetie?
>>684247798
reroll
>>684247796
This will work re-roll
Op fell asleep? Cocksucking faggot that you are deliver moar
>>684247798
rolling
Have you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
>>684247796
come on dubs
>>684247854
Rerolling the reroll
Do you want to come round and watch me wank in front of a mirror?
>>684247989
Well plaid, Jay.
>>684247557
Just so we are clear, I also get faster each minute Iam inside you. Hope thats what you search for on tinder
this thread ded
>>684248202
Well op sucking dick, wat do? :/
okay doubt we'll get a response but let's see what happens
>>684248679
Are you a fan of ATM?
>>684248679
How about manly moans?
>>684248679
Fuck edm... anyway, can i see you big fat hairy pussy?
>>684248679
I think we should go to a concert
>>684248933
Yes
>>684248903
reroll
Is op dead
>>684249057
Nvm he is alive
>>684249057
no, you dumb bitch
>>684249109
Woah chill man.
>>684249143
don't tell me to chill, you fucking idiot
>>684249202
chill dude
(waiting to see next reply...)
>>684249034
What about asking her what she likes you stupid faggot!?
>>684249242
fuck you
I've always wondered how a black pussy tastes like
>>684249267
I already did fuckface
>>684248679
lol fucktard detected. EDM shit tier electronic music
Split my dick and call me caitlyn
>>684249341
and what kind of music do you like?
Ask her top 5 rappers. And ask her why no eminem
>>684249418
Roll
>>684249359
Get out.
>>684249444
WIN
>>684249444
Does this count?
>>684249057
Well looks like he is. Rip op.
>>684249565
Fucling retard you are supposed to ask about eminem when she doesn't have him in her top 5
>>684249644
lol butthurt
>>684249565
NIGGER
>>684249707
Roll
>>684249707
Rolling
>>684249744
kek
>>684249744
Yay
>>684249034
You really need to listen to Moonman he is like my favorite artist ever
>>684249803
>>684249803
Nigga you fucked up. Atleast wait till she replies you inbread.
>>684249888
she isn't gonna reply, dumbass
Mfw i got trips 3 times in this thread
Send her this and reel in You enter a dark space filled with slow warm air currents circulating lazily around your body. You walk slowly towards the only light in the area, a random assortment of candles placed around a bed laid with thick cushions and a midnight black throw that shimmers in the reflected light of candle fire. As you walk forward, the light shimmers demurly of the blood red corset you wear, shadows flickering provocatively, showing your full luscious figure and long smooth leg. Your creamy white skin contrasts the red of the material that tightly hugs your devine body, and sets of the black satin choker around your neck that is almost hidden by your luxurious dark locks that frame your perfect face and full lips. A face of an angel who knows sin. The warm air currents tug at your body, lightly scented with sandlewood, as you sit on the edge of the bed and recline into its midnight softness.
Op pick a new gril
>>684250019
I'm all out of disposables lol
>>684249888
You spun trips. OP has to post this one now.
>>684249888
Also, that's not how you spell inbred.