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>Be me
>French fag trying to get a job
>President be like "I'm gonna promote a law that destroy all of your rights and make you live with less money than a chinese child"
>Nobody in the country agrees
>President use a law that makes anything he wants be accepted without having peoples to vote
>A civil war starts
>A black homophobic and who said some pro-Islam shit is choose to sing at Verdun's commemoration
>Of course, he's dissmissed
>Governmement calls it a "facsist moves" but they are becoming communists themselves
>Be me again
>Wanting to flee this shitty country to US
>Donald Trump
>Where the fuck do I go, /b/ ?
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C'était pas trop dur le brevet blanc cette année ?
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>>684244735
Un an que j'ai quitté le lycée, donc bon.
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You may want to look into moving to Somalia. No laws or pesky regulations to get in the way of you making money hand over fist. I hear that the people already living there are very conservative. Good luck fellow bootstraper. Dont let those filthy nigger liberals get you down. ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWAH!
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>>684244528
Southeast Mexico, near the riviera maya. We have all the good things of mexico, but without the narcos
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>>684244528
Come down to New Zealand, nothing too bad happening here.
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Come down to Spain! Bitches are fine here and we don't even Haven't even had a president in like 5 months kek
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>>684244528
Relax. Just follow me to canada.
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>>684245092
2/10 bait
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>>684248210
Yeah. Let me just get in touch with one of my buddies.... and NOPE OK he says it still looks like shit there.
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>>684244528
some nordic contries are pretty legit too so i hear.
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>>684244528
You're always welcome in glorious Minnesota.
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>be me, 19
>depressed as fuck with social anxiety
>gets hospitalized
>i get out, meet this 29 years old handsome guy
>i become his boyfriend, everything is so nice in my life
>he's my only reason to live(it's sad i know but aren't we all?)
>fast forward i thank god I met him.
>he's becoming cold, distant, would tell me to find someone else, suspicious, would ignore me, wouldn't car if we break up
>starts hitting me at his house, car, public, everywhere
>istilllovehim.mfw
>he wants to break up for no reason at all
>i am left heartbroken, he friendzones me
>fall into depression again
>meds stop working
>i tell him I'll kill myself because the damage he did to me
>i cry everyday and plan my own death
>doctor appointment,cry there and tell him nothing bad happened to me; it's just depression
>he prescribes me 5 kind of different medication
>still love my guy, he says it's over, we'll never get back together again but we can still be friends
>he says he can't see me as a partner anymore
>i don't wanna be his friend wtf
>i threaten him like a retard I am
>he's sad and depressed, had a panic attack at work
>I decide to go ''no contact'' to see if it works; i really love him and want him back :(
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>>684244528
Also bare in mind. Trump isnt president YET. Not every american is retarded, ignorant, or chicken shit.... or even white for that matter.
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>>684248720
You need serious proffesional help.
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Come to greece man you just have to pay tsipras nothing else
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>>684248784
>bashes trump for being "racist"
>says only whites will vote for him

liberal logic
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>>684244528
Australia; The land of cucks. Being that you're french you'll fit right in.
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>>684249413
>bends you over
>puts liberal amount of lube on your asshole
>bernie sanders busts his fist up your ass
>you moan in ecstasy
>i jerk off in background
>donald trump becomes president
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