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>wake up
>see this
What do?
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>>684242225
Suck.
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>>684242225

kiss and suck it! :)
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>>684242225
succ
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>>684242225
turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>684242225
Kys
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>>684242623
Ye
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>uncut
eww
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Fart on it, and then stick finger in peehole
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>>684242730

uncut is so much better
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>>684242613
so you walk back into it
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kiss it good morning since it was so kind as to greet me enthusiastically
then fondle the balls, lifting the sack up so I can get a good whiff of that ball musk
then I'd work on peeling the foreskin back with my tounge
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>>684242730

looks better
sucks better

so long as they shower and aren't unhygienic as fuck you don't need to worry about smegma. super unwashed cut dick isn't as bad as super unwashed uncut, but that shouldn't even factor in cuz not bathing regularly is disgusting.
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>>684242897
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>>684242897
>being this new
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>>684243040
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>>684242897
No.

He said 360 you tard.
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>>684242225
this
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>>684242225
>"nice cock, but how did you get into the reactor?"
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>>684242897
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chop it off
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>>684243381
What the fuck man, I was eating and everything
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>>684242225
fucking vomit. who the fuck lets their kid walk around with that. where is the head? poor kid, this is why we circumcise our sons. keep them healthy everyone.
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>>684242225
start to suck
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Headbutt balls
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>>684243340
are you fucking retarded?
if he turned for 360 degrees he'd be turned at the same direction again. wow you are a fucking idiot
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quads
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>>684244178
this
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>>684244392
nope
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>>684244353
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>>684242897
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>>684244444
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>>684242613
360 degrees is a complete circle. You mean 180 degrees.
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>>684244589
how is this bait?
he's right, you know.
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>>684242897
>This nigga doesn't even into moonwalking
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>>684242225
circumsize it with a blunt rusty knife.
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>>684244017
did you stop eating or just continue, feeling slightly disgusted?
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>>684242225
Thank the "geniuses" for calling the paramedics and wonder what I was doing in the Apple store.
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>>684244704
You is stupid.
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Open my mouth and allow that wonderful cock to empty its load down my throat!
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>>684244859
>>684244114
this this this
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>>684242225
I tell my son to leave the house
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>>684244766
>>684244766
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>>684242225
OMG it's a dick
Are you gay or something?
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>>684242225
bitch u were woken up >by dis stop lieing
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Broke it in two, and fucking kill him while he cry, because i don't like dicks and if you are a male you shouldn't too
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>>684242225
ding dong, ding dong.
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also
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exchange nudes at
Fem372
im horny and wanna show myself
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>>684247748
nobody will fall for this shity, right? RIGHT??
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>>684248035
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>>684248256
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>>684248324
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>>684248389
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Hit with baseball bat or something, cunt broke into my house. Also all you niggers saying "suck" would probably freak out to tbh.
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>>684248500

> to tbh
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>>684242225
do a 720, place my legs behind my head, and rocket poop up at it
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>>684242897
>>684244704
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>>684243254
>being this retarded
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>>684242225
go to the kitchen and get the cleaver
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>>684242897
>>684244704

No way
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>>684245670
and no homo right?
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>>684242730
Oh here we go...
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>>684244704
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posting in a faggot thread
>hurrdurr newfaggot doesn't know bout our classy ol maymay, dear heavens!
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>I like traps
>But im not gay
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>>684242225

Give his meat a good ol' rub.
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>>684249732
YO I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE!
Thats the Nollywood one where all the nurses fuck all the patients and they all get AIDS right?
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>>684244766
ITS A MEME YOU DIP
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