I wish people were like frogs /b/ >have sex with whoever
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I wish people were like frogs /b/
>have sex with whoever you want
>wear no protection because frogs can't get STDs
>cum inside whenever you want
>lady frog doesn't give a shit, just lays all her stupid fucking kids in a pond somewhere
>they hatch and swim around until they grow legs then they walk out and take care of their own fucking selves
>keep living an awesome life of nonstop sex and frog stuff
Wouldn't it be awesome?
>>684241373
>mfw OP is a genius
OP, I...
>>684241373
>>684241373
i dont think pretending to be a frog is gunna make u less of a virgin
>>684242132
All i'm saying is that it would be awesome if people were like frogs.
>>684242248
You know what assface? How about you quit fishing for replies on the goddam Internet. At least go back to fucking reddit where your hilarious "mememaster" comments will garner cuckvotes. Who knows? Maybe you'll actually cum harder jacking off to your magical internet points rather than the REPLIES you get on an ANONYMOUS image board. You are so sad and pathetic that if I had even the tiniest shred of empathy in my body, which I don't, I would probably still feel bad for you. I honestly bet you knuckleblast your grandpas prostate for gas money. I'll let you know one thing and one thing only douchefag. I am /b/. I am the collective voice of the greatest board of the greatest site on the greatest internet in the goddam universe and I only have one thing to say to you. You. Are. Cancer. I speak for the rest of this community when I say you should seriously and unironically consider ending your pathetic cuckeroni and cheese excuse of a life by ingesting 18 liters of kangaroo cum. Stay gay cockthroat,
>>684242248
But... Loli...
>>684242361
>>684242421
>implying
