Im gonna be babysitting my neighbor's daughter in 15. Trips decide what I do
Watch frozen, make her some mac n cheese, tell her to brush her teeth and go to sleep, watch the news.
>>684239288
shave that fucking faggot goatee off, wtf anon
Babysit me instead sit your hairy ass on my face
>>684239288
how old is she
>>684239510
This, and sing every song with her EVERY DAMN ONE!
And are you a bad babysitter?
Take a huge shit, but don't flush it. When the parents come back, blame it on the kid. <3
:^)
teach her algebraic topology
Sit down facing the back of the toilet and leave logs down the bowl
>>684240419
Shit her panties instead
please tell me that is temporary dye
>>684240654
No why
>>684240276
duh, teach her to be a nazi, but do it with little things like getting her to blame jews and blacks for things subconsciously, like if she wants to do something, like watch a movie, grab the movie put it in, and then say something like, damn, it won't work because of the blacks, the jew media put them up to this, then tell her to greet kids with the salute
defenestrate her
>>684240713
you love attention dont you?
>>684240777
winrar
>>684240777
>defenestrate
>throw (someone) out of a window.
kek
>>684240777
Checked lmao
>>684240777
Yeah, no. Unless it's the window of a pillow fort.
>>684240777
>look up word
>mfw there's a word for throw out the window
i don't even know what to say, not to the idea it has my full support, but why is this a word
>>684240777
winrar
>>684240731
>>684240974
then this you nigger
>or sage
really and sage, sage
>>684240851
>not knowing the word defensterate
>>684241028
Learned in HS Latin. All I got.
>>684241028
>>look up word
>mfw when /b/ is full of retards who never studied the Defenestrations of Prague
>>684241122
dubdubs have spoken
>>684241177
>/b/ is full of retards
gee bill
>>684239510
this
>>684241177
/b/ is full of retards? That can't be true
>>684240731
Wow that is severely damaging.
>>684240276
put her to sleep then take pictures of your cock on her sleeping body
>>684241177
Těžkej život
>>684240731
rolling for this
>>684239288
Fuck this thread. OP dhowed his face, so obviously nothing good is going to happen. Why are you guys still getting excited with suggestions.