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Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>Make sure OP has the rules, evidently the most important rule
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>actually most important: Have fun!

How do i basic medical knowledge edition.
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im bored

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn7bnHIom4s
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>>684237694
Thank you friend~
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Claimed
>legs for the leg fiend
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>>684237951
Bandaids and duck tape
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Claim
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>>684237951
>Make sure OP has the rules, evidently the most important rule
You still butthurt about that?
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>claming yume
>>684238075
>best waifu legs
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>>684237751
What are you getting?
>>684238150
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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how do I get used to going to sleep early? I can never fall asleep until it's like 5am
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>>684237951
Basic medical knowledge does not involve life threatening disease, complications and equipment required to diagnose it.

Minor injuries and care to avoid infection is basic knowledge.
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>>684237951
Mi Liu claimed
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Milinda claim

>>684238048
Your welcome.
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>>684238038
We probably all are. That's partly why we shitpost in a waifu thread.

>>684238149
Wasn't butthurt about it. As i said, i don't really care that much.
I just put that in my version of the copy pasta for the lulz.
My own lulz. Nobody else's.

>>684238181
I don't know yet. Maybe some chili...?

>>684238263
I find the difference between a virus, cancer, autoimmune disease, and AIDs rather basic. Maybe i'm weird.
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It's almost 5am, I should try to get some sleep now
Goodnight <3
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>>684238426
Good night Megumin.
>Shizu
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>>684238388
Okay then.
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Ty Lee Claimed!
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I take a look at my enormous penis
and my troubles start melting away.
I take a look at my enormous penis
and the happy times are coming to stay.
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>>684238388
Perhaps in medical school. Join the boy scouts and I doubt they would mention any of these.

Splints, tourniquets, bandaging, lacerations and sanitation will be covered in basics. Do you honestly expect the average joe to know anything about illness and it specifics?
That's why hospitals house doctors with 8+ years schooling+training to treat and diagnose such things.
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>>684238181
Oh no its this guy.
So how is it going for you?
>>684238540
Oh look a velvet, I haven't seen you in a long time
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>>684238540
O shit waddup nonlewd bun
>>684238426
Goodnight Megumin
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>>684238426
Night Commander!
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>>684238700
>nonlewd bun
Nigger, I'm OG bun.

>>684238684
I don't post as much in the threads.
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>>684238830
Will fix.
Oshit, waddup OG bun
>>684238797
Kinky
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>>684238388
I dont tink i have never had chili. I guess this is another thing to do
>>684238684
As good as it can be
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It's a shit day.

I'm gonna go have a shower.

>>684238830
I thought you stopped coming.
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Winry claimed
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>>684238426
goodnight
>>684238540
nice rhymes
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>>684238493
Looking at it now, i can see how it would look like butthurt though. Oh well. Maybe i'll take it back out.

>>684238672
I'm far from medically trained.
I'm just some loser autodidact in their mother's basement.
I don't know the symptoms of any of those. Actually, they all have variable symptoms, and would require a lot of training to be able to even try to diagnose them. Except maybe AIDs.
I just know the root cause.
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Megumin
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>>684239127
I'm glad you came to reason and had admit it is not basic knowledge, as you had so attempted to insult me with in the OP.
This would silly to go on as it is. Neither of us has anything constructive left to offer. Happy hugboxing, I guess.
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>>684239399
I think you misunderstand.
I find the root causes of those afflictions to be common knowledge.
Not specific details of them.
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>>684239563
You claimed basic medical knowledge. Knowing the cause or symptoms of these is not basic in any way as they are useless information. You do not have the training, very expensive equipment or materials necessary to craft the medication to treat it.
Basic.
I think you misunderstand the term.
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>>684238672
>sanitation in the general public
Who is ever that prepared. Youll have to risk infection.
>inb4 what do you know
Trained first aider. Have to be for job. Our trainer even said ignore sanitation, you wont always have a kit, if you are a first aider you WILL have to improv. And there is the risk of being sued because the act of CPR is known to break ribs if done correctly. First aiders job is to stabilise and wait for EMTs. Then there is a triage. Who can you potentially save as a first aider? Can you do enough? Should you care about internals?
>>684239399
When it comes to those types of doseases, their symptoms and how to treat should be common knowledge.
>what to do with a virus. Is what your doing feeding it?
>how do you manage someone suffering shock?
>does the person know how they need to be treated?
There are so many ways to deal with everything, being able to identify based on their descriptions of pain is literal life or death.

TL:DR - At least get a first aid course you cuck.
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>>684239010
I never stop Coming, why do you think I take so long to post?

>>684238933
Thank you Death Loli.

>>684239128
Megumin a Cute.

>>684239054
Dank as fuck.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGLY7mjul4s

good album.
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>>684240132
Shit man. Good to have some of the oldfgas come back, even Kongou popped back in here at some point.
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>>684239935
>Trained first aider
>Not basic
For the general public, what is basic knowledge? Not for someone in the medical field.
These two vary greatly, as one is meant to save lives and the other is your average joe.
>Ignore sanitation
Would you bandage a laceration with a dirty cloth? Perhaps if you want it to go septic, sure.
>get a first aid course
I've been through first response training and boy scouts. I was never taught to diagnose or treat diseases, especially not AIDS, Cancer or auto-immune syndrome.
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I can see this conversation isn't going anywhere constructive.

I think that knowing that cancer is cells replicating out of control, autoimmune is when your body is attacking itself, AIDs means your immune system won't work properly any more, and that a virus or bacteria is an external agent that infects the host to various effects is all common knowledge and is taught in high school.

You do not.
I am not aware of any way to decide if one of us is correct, so what's the point in continuing?
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>>684240447
>>>/pitchfork/

Jokes aside I liked that album.
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Claimed.
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>>684240606
Isn't AIDs the same as auto-immune?
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>>684240643
I don't know... Almost 4 AM and I'm not tired. You haven't gone cancerous with with shitposts and trolling. It's somewhat civil and stimulating.
I have fun arguing.
>>684240787
Whatever the other they said.. Acquired?
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>>684240383
Im a cook brah
>>684240606
Its not about diagnosing. Its about treating symptoms and causing comfot until the trained people arrive.
>Dirty cloth
If its whats at hand, are you going to let it bleed freely? Or are you going to trust in medical science to handle the sepsis because you told them you only had what you used? And therefore save a life?
>First response
Isnt that first aid?
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I think Monster is a pretty good anime.
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>>684240787
No. Autoimmune is when white blood cells attack their host.

AIDs is short for Acquired immune deficiency. Your immune system basically just stops working fully functionally.
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>>684240567
Kongou is finally out of Jail.
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>>684240829
Welcome to the true face of /waifu/
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>>684241203
Fuck.
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official thread theme song
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>>684241149
>>684240829
This is what i mean by fucking doctors
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>>684241390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_xeqt9l5FQ

forgot song :(
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>>684241105
I feel we have vastly different scenes in mind. When I think basic medical knowledge, I see myself in remote isolation, not a concrete jungle. I would not wrap a wound in dirty cloth. I would use a tourniquet until I could sanitize something to wrap it with. Once infection sets in because you used something filthy, it's very difficult to stop without medication. I would rather the injured soul to lose blood than use something dirty. They can pass out, calm down and be an easier subject to care for.
In my experience, those who are injured in remote locations tend to panic and succumb more easily to fever, shock and infection due to stress.
If it would be absolutely necessary to wrap a bleeding wound with a dirty cloth, they're probably fucked.

Reminds me of the rambo knife I used to have until I lost it... I miss that fucking thing.
>>684241256
I know exactly what sort of stale hell this place is. I'm just sorry I've seen it degrade so far.. At least during the day.
Fucking gigantic cock rubbing shitfest.
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>>684241444
Stahp. I'm an under educated dunce. I am nowhere near anything that could be called a doctor.
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>>684238933
what series is this semen demon from? and is anyone elses trip scripts broken, or just me?
also Alice claimed
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tl;dr
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>>684241444
You've argued about stupid, pointless shit before, and all I ever see you do is post to OP about everyone being faggots because senpai doesn't notice you.
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Akiko claimed

Good morning /waifu/
I had a good night sleep for once
>tfw no night terrors for once
>tfw you dream of your waifu

I'm just claiming before leaving and going into town
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>>684241942
http://myanimelist.net/anime/28907/Gate__Jieitai_Kanochi_nite_Kaku_Tatakaeri
That thing.
Her name is Rory.
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>>684241656
Well, in remote isolation, you would have the fully stocked first aid kit as a standard. If its just an everyday thing, then would you do what I would?
In my experience, shock is a sudden change in the body. You need to reset that, and stopping a bleed works better than letting it bleed. But Id rather use a strip of cloth from my pants or my shirt before I use a dirty rag. As far as the panic is concerned, panic can be calmed by something like wrapping the wound. They dont see how bad it is, they settle down, their mind snaps out of fight or flight. Severed limb in a remote area, yeah, unless you can instantly cauterise and prevent infection, they are fucked.
>>684241942
GATE. Give it a look if you like invasion anime.
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>>684242342
>forgot pic
>>684242290
Have fun, and hope the game is coming along well!
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>>684241489
hey that's me.
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>>684242290
Congrats. Having a good night sleep after a while of not is real nice.
See you later though.
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>>684242342
>basic
>fully equipped med kit
Shock is quick. Toxic shock is slow. I'm not a very empathetic kind of person. So long as they don't die on me, I don't really care how much blood they lose. Their lengthy recovery would give me great excuse to camp out and enjoy nature while they're tidy and comfortably bundled in shelter, too weak to be naggy or complaintive.

I've considered claiming a waifu, but there's not one I would feel comfortable using. There's always that one dimension...
And now I'm bored..
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>>684242296
Thank you kindly~
Now, do you guys actually just know each other from other threads, or are you tripcodes working? mine worked for years but seemed to break, and haven't been fixed even though 4chan x updates every now and then. It'd be nice to talk to you guys again, I used to frequent a few threads like this.
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Just giving a little bump. Because I like you guys. ;_;
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>>684243080
Eh, you can do what some of the other of that type do is and claim a character you admire.

Like Dio or Spike. Fairly sure neither of them actually like guys, they just like the character.

>>684243224
I just started using a tripcode again today. Had one for like a week a few years back.
Seems to be working fine, though Namesync is slow so update changes.

Also, not many impersonators around here. Don't really need a trip.
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That was a nice shower

>>684241326
Yep. I will be taking a break for the summer as well.

It will be interesting to see how this evolves while I'm away.

>summerfags of course
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Hmm i havent seen that faggot around today. How will i kill myself now
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>>684243732
Who, Syndra?

They have a habit of appearing when their name is said.

Like one of those bad horror stories.
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>>684243895
I dont tink its working
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>>684243732
>>684243895
Hm...
Syndra.
Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy.
Was it like that?
Oh yeah most important
Graf Zeppelin.

I hope that summons some of them
>>684242290
Sounds good.
What are your plans for today?
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>>684243447
what scripts do you use? and I normally don't tripcode even when I could have, I just use it so I can more easily recognize fellow tripcoders. I am using 4chan x, the 4chan tripfag finder, and lastly /b/ ID sync. It doesn't seem to matter if I disable any of them, or re enable them, try across different computer or operating system, nothing works for me anymore.
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>>684244177
Do any of these allow you identify anymoose users? Say someone is samefagging. Does this identify the poster across multiple entries?
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>>684243614
Do you have to? Don't leave us here with all the kids. They're not fun if there's not someone around to pick on them with.

>>684244142
Would seem it's not. Usually it's like summoning the "Kill yourself" fairy

>>684244177
4chan x and namesync
http://milkytiptoe.github.io/Name-Sync/
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>>684244153
>>684244360
Let me try something
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>>684244436
Hahahaha

That might work too well and summon Syndra to actually kill you.
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>>684244436
He's probably sleeping the lazy shit.

>>684244360
I'm a teacher. Why would I pick on kids?

It goes against my moral standing.
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>>684244436
>>684244546
yeah that might work way better
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>>684244546
i have nothing to lose
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Best bird claimed!
>in the hospital
>very tired
>too tired to even lewd
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>>684244297
They should, but sadly are broken
>>684244360
That's what I used to use all the time. I was even best friends with TK, oh how I miss him :/
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Claimed.
W.t.f?
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>>684244671
>me
>sleeping
Please
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>>684244671
But it's 4chan. If they wander on to here, they're agreeing to a particular social contract of "you will be treated poorly," no?

>>684244825
What're you in the hospital for?
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>>684244836
Just sumoning satan
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>>684244915
Boom there you go!
>>684244860
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>>684244874
me being stupid and shortsighted about not having options in life?
has anyone seen musicbro Asuka (aka QueenAsuka) or sexy Tomoko?
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>>684244860
It worked!
>>684244693
>>684244690
>>684244436
>>684244915
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>>684242030
I like shitposting retard
Lemme hit you wit sum numbers
>60% of incoming shitpost is me
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>>684244825
Too tired to kill yourself?
>>684244832
I don't know why you would care so much.
>>684244860
What tea do you drink?
>>684245059
Stop talking.
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Hello people.
Claimed
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>>684244860
Sorry to bug more people about their waifu kek, but what about yours, where is she from?
>>684244360
Well that's really fucking weird, I just installed it again and now it works. Thanks for the link by the way. I'll test to see if I can trip of it its a read only type deal.
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>>684244825
papi i missed you
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>>684244860
I usually stay up longer than you.

>>684244874
Yes. But to be honest I never particularly cared. If someone wants to be a fag he can be a fag, and as long as it doesn't affect me, I won't say anything.
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>>684245131
OMFG I MISSED YOU TOO CUTIE PIE!
I'M SORRY. I WAS STUPID >.<
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>>684245099
Want to be friends? You seem really cool.
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>>684244860
Of all the things that was the one that got you?
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>>684245106
I've been on /b/ for over 8 years, I've seen many namefriends come and go... some used to be very important to me, before they left... There is something I just like about these threads, in a way they stay the same as the years pass and the people all go...
>>684245125
Well it worked, oh wow. Thanks for everyone that tried to help~
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>>684245108
Heck, I just got on too.
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>>684242290
Kouhai...
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>>684245106
Right now - peppermint.
>>684245125
Shitty moba.
>>684245205
i usually lurk till 3-4 am but at that point im too tired to respond to anyone.
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>>684245215
Its alright. It is nice to see you again
>>684245356
Hello
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>>684245339
>Since 2008
>wow what a newfag
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>>684245356
I've been out with friends. Just got home after some good dinner/breakfast and pool.

>that picture
>those captions
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>>684245443
I can't stand many flavored teas. I stick mostly to Earl Grey and various greens. Tried many more, but it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
>>684245521
You never answered me. Let's be friends.
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>>684245059
Uhhh... Asuka was around several hours ago?
They might be waking up soon for all i know.

>>684245125
Well congrats i suppose.

>>684245205
Come on now. You can't be as nonplussed about these things as i usually am. That's cheating.
Oh well.
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>>684245557
Earl Grey is the shit
Okay, friend
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>>684245567
knowing Asuka she went to bed an hour or so ago if she is not up now and Sexy Tomo is talking to me. thanks for the concern though.
>>684245471
I'm gonna do my best to make it. i'll try to get in touch through Asuka but these painkillers are making it difficult to focus. so forgive me if i pass out
<3 i'm still coming to get youu <3
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>>684245125
Congrats.
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>>684245671
I wasn't serious, pal. I don't befriend edgy shitsters.
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>>684245471
Hi Tomo! I got here late. How it's going?
>>684245556
Oh, where do you live? If you don't mind me asking. Yeah, I didn't think it through..
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>>684245732
Alright good. Hope you feel better and rest if you like I understand
>>684245923
It goes. Yourself?
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>>684245874
>tfw sarcasm isn't expressed in text
I was being sarcastic faggot
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>>684245398
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>>684245987
>>684245874
*sniff* why can't y'all just be friends *sniff-sniff*
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>>684245923
South California. Not that north or south matter...
Lol that's ok, it actually fit quite well with what you were saying. Except I came on after you so I guess I was following you.
I assume you got off of work recently?
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>>684245984
you really are such a cutie <3
im coming to get all up in you <3
okay they put a new iv bag in, i'm about to pass out. <3
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>>684245339
>namefriends
I don't remember tripfags on /b/ anymore. But I remember Jordan on /g/ and TE, sky and CLT on /mu/.

I miss Jordan and CLT.
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>>684245521
for over 8 years, my friend. As for how many exactly, it's been too long to remember... in a way, I don't want to remember how many years exactly I have been here. It's more depressing than anything, seeing all these people and knowing I've seen hundreds before them post the same things, their feelings, their lives... hopes and dreams. The nights some would spend over voice and audio chat. It's all just a blur, and in a few years while I am still here, and most of you have moved on, the same kind of threads will still be posted. Animu thread, waifu thread, ks b, the names of the thread doesn't matter. It's all the same after a while.
>inb4 I was kidding
I do realize that, sadly I am not as autistic as I wish I was.
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>>684246377
Still not sure what that means and sleep tight Papi
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>>684246602
TL;DR
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>>684245984
Tired, probably going to sleep in a hour. Saturday I have off, which is nice! Same routine during the day?
>>684246274
Actually I got off five hours ago, had to do something. Cali, not bad. I was born there, but never grew up there.
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I have a fetish for orchestral music
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>>684246390
Most come and go, that's to be expected.
>>684245764
Thank you
>>684245567
and thank you too, both for the congrats, and the link. Funny enough I still have a link to the Archive, so at worst I could have just opened that and found whoever was tripcoding... it would have been a bit of a pain though.
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>>684246602
We all bleed the same.
>>684246791
I was just kidding about before. You seem like you need a friend.
What's up?
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>>684246602
I know the feeling. That's more life in general than just 4chan though. I miss some of my old WoW buddies. I miss some IRL buddies more. Reflecting on it doesn't really do much for me though.
Maybe i'm defective like that.
Really, i just try to get new friends, maybe do things better this time around. You know?
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>>684246832
I did find 20 dollars today. Got a steam card and im not sure what game I should get
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>>684246791
Going for the
>I am an asshole that just doesn't give a fuck
approach hunh? It gets some replies but after a while people will just filter you out. If you'd use a trip it would make it that much more easy :^)
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>>684247007
yeah, I do. I'm doing a better job of it now, because it's almost too easy to go full hikki and not have any irl or online friends. I'm glad its working out for you though.
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>>684247080
>people will just filter you out.

that's me :(
everyone is mad for no reason
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>>684247015
Tell me what vidya you like anon, maybe I could recommend you something.
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>>684246832
Where do you live, if you don't mind me asking? California is pretty great in my opinion. It has everything. Snow, desert, beaches, mountains, plains, etc.
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>>684247322
Califag reporting in

>can someone photoshop akiko in?
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>>684247393
>>684247322
>what is this? a picture for ants?
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>>684247080
TS;DR

>this argument
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>>684247264
Hmm? Why do you think people are filtering you out? Lol
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>>684247264
I've noticed after a long time its 4 different main types of people on here
-The social butterfly, most welcome, gets alot of replies
-The "I don't give a fuck about anything" types which are lukewarm at best, and get some replies
-The overly sensitive person that seems to be like the friendly one, but also can get rude very quickly if provoked
-And lastly the overly aggressive poster, who gets alot of replies at first for creating drama/being a jerk, but eventually people ignore them, and they move on.
There's also roleplayers sometimes, but its so rare it seems to be more of a spur of the moment type action, that quickly goes away... sometimes it's funny to read though.
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>>684247560
Your dick is an ant *sniff*
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>>684247015
That's wonderful! I really can't recommend any games. I would say Dead Space, but I not sure if you're into that type of games.
>>684247322
That's what I heard, but most the people there though.....
I live in Alabama. It's nice here if you don't mind the weather and woodlands. It's slow as well, which doesn't bother me.
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I think i just bought a toxic gift guys. I'm in town and I bought mead and other stuff. I finally see my mom again so I decided to buy her a late mothers day gift. She's been complaining how her scale is broken and how she wants to throw it out. Me being a good son buys her a vintage scale, but what kind of message does it show buying your mother a scale? I'm not sure if I chose wisely here
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>>684247577
i don't know, I'm always trying the best to make friends with everyone
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>>684247696
>inb4 redneck
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>>684247638
No its like perfectly average.
>>684247696
>obligatory alabama joke
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maymay
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>>684247294
anything at this point. Kinda looking for something to tide me till Over Watch drops. Currently looking at Arma 3, Disgaea Pc, and Hyper Light Drifter but recommendations couldnt hurt
>>684247696
Dead Space was fun. The first one was my favorite
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>>684247698
Kouhai!
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>>684247623
Unsurprisingly accurate.

I wonder if Mikan is here. He would've loved this.
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>>684247571
>Argument
I am not even arguing with you. I'm merely pointing out your attitude. Why are you so angry/apathetic? You know there are people on here that are actually nice enough to care about what may be bothering you?
At some point, you do care for attention or replies, because if you were truly apathetic, you wouldn't care to post and reply to my statements.
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>>684247623
but i love everyone
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>>684247722
Ah. Don't worry about making friends, that happens organically. Just talk with people.

>>684247761
Hey Karen. How goes?
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>>684247788
Good to see you back Mako
I'll ne lurking mostly since I'm still in town
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>>684247727
>>684247746
Yeah, yeah. Alabama is pretty much a laughingstock..... I don't mind.
>>684247761
Hey Lebo!
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>>684247393
I'm a shit photoshopper and I dontrl really see anywhere to put her. But maybe that's because I'm a shit photoshopper.

>>684247560
If were being proportional than it might be more for a big dog. If it were for ants than our pictures would be huge for us.

>>684247696
Alabama? I would gave never expected that. Is your sleeping schedule ruined or something? Why do you sleep when I usually sleep?
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>>684247746
>alabama joke
What do you call a redneck on fire
A firecracker
>inb4 that crossed the line, line crossing is for mexicans
>perfectly average
Yeah for an ant
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>>684247970
Shite
Meant to save actual image, not thumbnail
Also i wanted her in ryuuko's place
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>>684247623
Do i count as any of those?
>>684247970
>logic
fuck outta here with yo logicy trash
>>684248058
>doesnt realize that ants dont even have dicks
*clap clap*
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>>684248058
Crossing lines?
How do you get a nigger out of your tree?
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>>684247781
If you only got 20 I recommend Ori and the blind forest, but its a platformer with a pretty high replayability and a high skill ceiling. not sure if you're into that

>Akiko
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>>684248199
Pull the rope
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>>684247623
woke up played war thunder now I'm here
you?
>>684247957
ohayo sanae
how's the day been?
>>684247698
she'll love it anyway desu
moms are like that. how you been?
>>684247853
who are you?
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>>684247722
Sometimes that in itself can be the problem anon. You seem like a nice person, just be yourself and I am sure less people will block you.
>>684247698
You bought her something she wanted, it's a good choice.
>>684247781
Arma 3 is laggy and buggy as fuck, I do not recommend. It seems you really like first person shooters, would that be correct?
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>>684247957
Wait what was it about California people? I'm curious about what others think.

>>684248174
Haha, maybe next time. Or reverse image search that image and find a larger version.

>>684248196
Nah, 4chin needs more people with brains. Too many idiots roaming these lands.
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>>684248327
Cut the rope, actually

What' the difference between a nigger and dog shit
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>>684248375
I think your first click was a bit off target. I'm good. Spending a few hours shit posting and watching youtube before i get tired and fall asleep.
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>>684248375
Well I got some money to buy shit so thats nice. Got myself 2 bottles of mead to take the edge off during those long nights. Hopefully she likes her present because I have no money left to buy food now. Sacrifices
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>>684248483
We can't throw out the nigger
>ika
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>>684248375
Staying up wondering if I should go modify Sunrider Academy a bit more for my personal taste, or just keep listening to music and enjoy the thread with you all.
I'm the same person as before that was having trip code problems, which then got fixed. If you mean name wise, I don't have one, and the last one I used was almost 5 years ago... I don't remember it, honestly.
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>>684248483
One came from an asshole, the other from a vagina?

>Akiko
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>>684248567
>>684248599
Dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinkin
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>>684248632
Lol
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>>684248196
Your point???
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>>684248522
What does mead taste like?
>>684248483
my girlfriend hasn't cucked me with dog shit
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>>684247781
Heck yes! The other two are amazing too. But the first one is phenomenal! I put so much hours into that one.
>>684247970
Pretty much stood up for the thread and my work. Which we get out late. Today we got out early. It was a treat! It's messed up though. Jaja
>>684247698
It's not a bad gift, seems very thoughtful of you to buy it!
>>684248375
It's going alright, close to sleeping. Though I got something to post later on today or tonight.
>>684248430
Well, that they're not smart and kinda arrogant.
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>>684248511
shit, it was.
remind me what you do, shizu?
>>684248522
>starve
>mother is happy
it seems like a good outcome, where'd you get the money from?
>>684248598
yeah I was replying to someone else but nice to know
also since you seem like you've been out of the loop for a while, chen likes to act like an asshole and then as a victim randomly lol
also there's a lot of roleplayers here at night almost every night
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>>684248632
What's the difference between big foot and a hard working black man?
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>>684248196
So far it seems you're as friendly as you are logical, those types of posters are more rare. A nice addition to the thread, though don't get me wrong.
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>>684248257
Thanks but platformers upset me most of the time. Im ok with a little but a whole game kills me
>>684248390
Im down to play just about anything really besides racing, sports and platformers
>>684248757
what else did you like
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>>684248760
NEET? What do you mean? Lol
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>>684248743
She definitely has if she slept with a nigger.

Why don't sharks ever attack blacks?

They look and smell too much like whale shit
>>684248798
None. They both only exist in stories.
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holy shit kill me
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>>684248743
It tastes like heaven.
Theyre all really sweet but depending on how old or what taste it can vary. I'm a sucker for elderberry mead. You know that bitter sting all aloholic drinks have? Mead doesnt have that. Imstead it has this lingering honey-like aftertaste that hangs around really long

Mead best drank, do try when you get the chance

>Akiko
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>>684248895
oh right, neet
that picture is really freaky I don't know why
>>684248988
why? besides the obvious reasons lol
>Karen
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Lurking ryuko claim
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>>684248988
dubs demands it
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>>684248816
damnit man he called me logical ;-;

ARREST HIM!
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>>684248760
Your first and third replies were both to me, and thanks for letting me know
>>684247781
I would suggest Left for dead two then since you like FPS's, it has a pretty good community, and with the steam workshop, there's anime girls you can replace the default characters with. Ether way though I have a few multiplayer games we probably have in common, and I would like to play sometime.
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>>684248913
Occasionally, bigfoot can be spotted

>Akiko
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>>684249043
It is a little strange.
There's not a ton of art for my waifu though, and i've been posting a lot in this thread with people who aren't responding with images so i'm running out. Lol
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>>684248988
Kill yourself you lazy bastard
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>>684248988
>>684249047
自殺
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>>684249043
Incase you missed it Lebo.
>>684248757

>Sanae
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>>684249166
>Check
It makes me a little sad that i almost said that same thing. Lol
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>>684248757
Well the way of living is different here. I know a guy who's from central east US and he says that people over there are more hospitable. Here since its more different (I don't know how to describe it) you have to be more cautious with others. As for people being dumb... I have no clue.
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>>684249191
儀式の自殺
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>>684249042
Sounds really good, I will. Thanks for the description.
>>684248860
I replied again, with
>>684249080
By the way, here's a fun trick- if you own any game made by the source engine, enable the dev console, then make a server. Before people join, change "bot_mimic" to 1, to make it true, then secondly, change the yaw offset (it will be the other thing that pops up as a autocomplete suggestion) to 360... if its left for dead for example, it allows you to possess all special infected and all players that join... if its a game like counter strike global offensive, it possess all bots and all players, to jump, aim, shoot etc like you do.
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>>684249221
I did miss it lol
can you give us a sneak peek on the post?
also I ate crushed chili peppers yesterday. I couldnt feel the taste so I ate a lot and now my piss is red
has this ever happened to you?
>>684249166
নিজেকে নষ্ঠ
>>684249163
how long have you been a neet desu?
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>>684249142
Wow, she is beautiful. Don't know the sauce, but I must say she appears top tier.
>>684249071
You can't arrest me! I AM THE LAW!
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>>684249488
Piss could just be dyed. Drink a lot of water. If it doesnt clear up, see a doctor. You could have ulcers
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>>684249388
>>684249191
ITT: 私たちは日本語を話します

>>684249144
Akiko
You talkin bout negroes?
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>>684249488
>>684249388
>>684249166
>>684249144
>>684248988
So many dubs!
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>>684249488
Less than a year. I think it was... early November? when i stopped working?
I'm just burning my savings while i wait to go to school.
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>>684249080
already got left for dead 2. Hmm ill figure it out
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>>684249607
>はなし
wwww
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>>684249706
>>684249706
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>>684249607
"We speak Japanese"
Woo! I read it! Its been a while.
>ika
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>>684249488
להרוג את עצמך כופר
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atleast fucking cap the limit nigs
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>>684249683
Do you have Torchlight 2? Not fps but a great game, plenty of free content mods, and the community is the best I've seen for an online game. A bit smaller than some, but great none the less.
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>>684249627
Your average waifu thread

>Akiko
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