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phimosis fag here, thinking of getting a circumcision, in Aussie land here anyone else can tell me their thoughts and experiences? And rough cost
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>>684234594
fellow phimosis fag here
don't
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>>684234838
Why b/ro? I used steroid cream for weeks with stretching and it did fucking nothing, and I'm gonna get laid soon and I don't wanna be fucked up anymore
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>>684235046
Tell them to cut just the tip.
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See a urologist or a GP and get a referral to one. His cost will be a couple hundred at most and he'll put you on the waiting list to get surgery.

Surgery shouldn't cost anything thanks to public health.

You'll just have to wait. There are 3 priorities A B or C.

A. Is cancer. It's the fastest but with good reason.

B. Is 3 months. This is for the more necessary cases.

C. Can be up to a year wait. But if it's not been a problem up till now it shouldn't be.

Surgery is a day op. You go home as long as you're not in pain, can piss and can eat.

Then a day or so till the bandage comes off. A few days till the stitches dissolve and a few weeks of being gentle with it.

No wanking for a month or 6weeks is advised.

That's all I know. It's not a big deal. The waiting list is the worst part.

Of course that's only if you NEED circumcision. It can possibly be solved with creams and shit. Depends case to case. This is why you gotta see a GP and maybe a urologist first for them to judge
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>>684234838
If you used cream and it didn't do shit then yeah see a GP/Urologist about circumcision.
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>>684235371
This is some valuable information, thank you random citizen
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>One timein highschool I was wearing gym shorts that didnt have the strings to make a knot.
>Instead, it had a weird knot that I couldnt figure out of to untie and it left a large loop.
>One day, I really had to pee, and there isnt some kinda zipper or dick openning.
>yank down shorts
>dick's head gets caught on the string's loop because im circumcized
>dick is pointed downwards at legs and shorts as I pull the shorts down
>holyfuckIcanfinallypeeivewaitedallday
>piss down pants and legs
>mfw

Highschool was not a good time for me
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I'm going through the same shit ATM. I really don't want to be cut so I'm going the stretching with cream route. It's working fine for me after only a week. Read this: http://www.drelastic.com/
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>>684234838
This. Just live with it.

I haven't bothered with mine and my gf didn't care after I told her about it. Her trying to pull it back on the first handjob was painful though, kek
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>>684235827
to elaborate on the op
there is literally nothing gained from circumcision. Its gonna cost money, its gonna hurt for a few days, and your dick tip will dry out
Dont fucking do it. If I have a kid, Im not gonna circumsize him.
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>>684235827
The amount of times I held it in till I was dying to go and pissed my pants before getting to the toilet is insane.

I don't even know why I did that. I think I was told I couldn't go so many times as a grade schooler by cunt teachers that I developed some kind of complex about it
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>>684236045
It depends how bad his phimosis is though.

If he's pretty much pissing through the eye of a needle then there's a problem and if he got some sort of infection that hole could actually close up and then what?

See the urologist and let him know you would prefer to not have a circumcision. That's all you can do and if you don't need the full circumcision then they won't do one.

It's up to OP whether he gets one. We're not talking about arbitrary circumcision on children here we're talking about circumcision on an adult (I assume) for actual medical reasons.
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>>684234594
I have been circumcised because of phimosis and it hurt like hell for two weeks (worst pain i experienced in my life was yanking the bandage off).
After that i was scared because my dick looked absolutly nothing like the pictures i have seen, it was just a bit of destroyed flesh.
But then it healed perfectly and i have the same dick as pornstars now.

If you are willing to suffer the worst pain of your life to have an easy cleaning for the rest of your life, do it ( also to have a better looking dick).
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just hit up your local synagogue and pretend to be converted. they will set you up with a nice cap and this bloke will do it for free.

only downfall is being forced to grow your sideburns.
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>>684237201
Also i did it in an hospital and it was free because it's France.
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>>684237346
And having your dick in another guys mouth as he bites your foreskin off is kinda faggy
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>>684237516
Don't forget the herpes
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>>684237496
Was there a waiting list for you?
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>>684237618
Don't remember, it was 10 years ago
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Dick Cheney has a circumcised penis
That is all.
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Dick Cheney has a circumcised penis.
That is all.
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>>684237607
Not to mention needing to buy little yamacas for every bump that pops up.
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>>684234838
This

I love my phimosis, OP do you even realize how much pleasure you can get out of a tight foreskin? You've been blessed, masturbation is way more intense for us. (source: bisexual, been with other guys who have normal dicks or jew dicks)
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>>684237787
>>684237855
>Dick Cheney IS a circumcised penis
>That is all.

FTFY
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>>684237855
That is because he is a puppet of the jews
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>>684237855
have you seen it?
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>>684234594
I had the same problem, though it wasn't overly bad. Just meant that if I pulled the foreskin back it was painful, but I could pull it back.

Got circumcised about 4 years ago now and I've never regretted it. These guys who say masturbation is better with it are idiots or lying; having easy access to your helmet without there being pain is just ridiculously great. It's even better if you can't draw it back at all, because you've effectively never masturbated properly that way.
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That bra is way too big for her
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Do it. Sex is so much better and more interesting. Cleaning up is so damn easy as well. I got it done and I bled from my balls but after a week it will eventually heal and be 100% better than those soggy/lazy cocks out there.
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>>684235046
>weeks
Dude, it takes a year for some people. It's gonna at least take several months. Be patient and persistent
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>>684239257
>bled from my balls

Eh?
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>>684234594
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!
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>>684235046
Where'd you get the cream from?

You got it prescribed by a professional or just got it yourself?
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