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Ausfag thread,

It's Saturday arvo, what are you cunts up to?

Get in here you bogan cunts.
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Im watching the 2013 season of Big Brother AU. Tim is awesome. I love him.
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>>684229558

Are you even Australian?

Big Brother is some cancerous shit.
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Talking to a girl with big tits on kik. Roomate left for the day so I get to jack off while I do it. It's pretty good.
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OY NAH, FUCK OFF M8
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>>684229815

Good job bro. Post some pics if she's over 18.

If not, you're a faggot.
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>>684229986

Found the wannabe Australian.

Go back to your burgers.
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>>684228905
Fuck off kangaroo fucker. Nobody wants you here
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>>684230372

>Angry Amerifat detected

Shouldn't you be out eating burgers? Or getting cucked by your immigrant majority?

Stay jelly Amerifat
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Why is anyone who doesn't like aussies HAVE to be amerifat?
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>>684230791
Drinking rum and trying my hand at making Halloumi. Living the good life!
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>>684230791
Australia, you don't rate
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>>684231043

>Drinking rum and trying my hand at making Halloumi. Living the good life!

What the fuck are you even talking about nigger?
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>>684231266

Allahu ackbar
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Nah, yeah cunt, just watchin' some fuckign footy mate. Yeah, mate, shits pretty good, orright
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>>684228905
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I'm Australian, and I can testify that this country is a hellhole.

Americans, don't ever move here...

>nanny state
>no gun rights
>everyone is a leftist or a cuck
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>>684232124
Why not come to America instead? If there's any kind of immigrants we need, it's white ones.
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>>684228905
Seeing the Legally Brown Nazeem guy tonight, will ask him if he's ever been to the cloud district.
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>>684232540
Call him Waleed Ally, I heard they both love people confusing them with each other
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>>684232386

In most ways, I'd take America over my country any day of the week.

I've never identified with the pathetic culture here, and I've always deeply admired true American culture and the constitution.

However, as far as I know, getting into America is a nightmare unless you do it illegally. That's kind of the point though, isn't it?
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>>684232386
Yeah nah, you poofters get all uptight about fucking everything.
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>>684232710
Fuck off then, Australian citizenship farken REVOKED mate.

Now piss off to yanksville already, fucken seppo cunt.
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>>684232710
Well, that's true. Our leftist politicians will give out free citizenship to any foreigner who get's in front of the immigrant residence line while the other foreigners trying to abide by our laws can wait longer.
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ITT a bunch of aussies talking like theyre all 40 year old fat fuck truckies who live out in the country.
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>>684232124
fucken leave then cunt, dont want cockstains like you here anyway
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>>684233176
implying that we aren't that? you fucking limp dicked pussy cunt. show us ya pencil dick mate
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>>684233268
Show us ya highschool participation certificate you dumb cunt.
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messing around on Fl12. literally the only thing i do. i'm not even that good
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>>684228905
Ayy
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>>684233176
someones gotta keep the country going, all you soft cock younger generation fucking wont. the only callouses on your hands are from your keyboard and wanking
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>>684233433
show us ya under 12s Aussie rules best and fairest runner-up award, ya cunt stick
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>>684233597
>not Jps Blues
Mateeeeee
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>>684228905
Literally nothing. I have no friends.
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>>684233699
Fuck blues bro not enough nicotine plus no burn at back of throat.
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>>684233890
Yeah but sadly they are the only decent smokes from JPS,The smooth golds are alright but the rich golds taste like you are licking a dogs asshole with gravel and no one ever gives you the right pack and 28$ for a pack of 40ies is good value.

Man i miss my PJ blacks fuck they were a good smoke.
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who's ya local MP? Mines Luke Simpkins, yeah nah, real level headed cunt
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>>684231266
some shit tier banter
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>>684233097
>>684233190

See, this is pretty much typical of what kind of a response one gets when they point out the flaws of Australia.

Australia is basically a first world, "soft-tyranny" version of North Korea, replete with a cult of dumbed-down citizen followers.
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>>684228905
Sittin out back of my newcastle apartment drinkin a cold stubby aye cunt
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>>684235025
any hot sluzzas in Spewcastle mate?
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>>684235126
Haha fucking no. Most of em have herpes and crack teeth
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>>684233699
Not even beson and hedges
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>>684234872
Exactly right. It's the land of the fat, the drunk, the stupid and the racist.
/Australian
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>>684234872

American detected
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>>684234872
Because America is soooooo much better in that regard..
Fucking ridiculous
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>>684235317

No bro. I really am Australian. I wish I was lying.
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>>684228905
Sitting back and having a smoke after a long hard days work
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>>684235232
bugger, was thinkin bout headin up for a weekend, but I think I'll reconsider. Enough cracked teeth and herpes down here mate
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>>684234872
You didn't even constructively point out any flaws you flog
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Oh yeah and me Xbox broke, what a cunt
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I FUCKING HATE THIS COUNTRY
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>>684235474
From the western suburbs? If you are you poor cunt
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>>684232708
Greatest Aussie dad ever that bloke.
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>>684235455
Sweet boots, got them myself
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>>684235485

I did previously.

>nanny state
>no gun rights
>everyone is a leftist or a cuck
>and much more

>>684235405

At least America still has a strong streak of liberty-based culture. This is exactly why Americans are portrayed as "dumb", and why America's name and history is being soiled in the controlled media and popular culture.
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>>684230372
At least we aren't the sheep shaggin kiwis
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>>684235652
Yeah they all right eh, bit of paint on them from painting some boards on a house a while back
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>>684235619
Originally from Perth, stupidly moved to Sydney, and Fairfield is the only place I can afford to live. chicks so ugly round here
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>>684235927
I just moved from Richmond. Honestly dude get the fuck out of there
QLD has the babes
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What do the rest of you guys listen too for music? Parkway drive? In hearts wake? Make them suffer? The art is murder?
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>>684236015
but fucking Queenslanders mate. I can't deal with their shit. Different breed up there.
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>>684236148
Chisel. And nuthin else cunt
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>>684236148
Boyfriend went and saw I set my friends on fire last week
Newcastlefag here btw
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>>684236195
True aye. But its still better than shitney xD
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In from Canberra anons ill be in civic tonight
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>>684236350
Oh shit. As in newcastle??
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say hi to Sheila for me. why is every aussie chick called sheila? Don't you know any other chick names?
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>>684236347
not gonna disagree there, this place is a shithole
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Toowoombafag here, anyone else live in a shit hole?
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>>684236458
I am Australian I do not know 1 girl named sheila...
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>>684236413
No as in Canberra
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Radelaide just casually stopping by, brb, having a cone.
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Anyone here familiar with worksite law? My apprenticeship completion date was on April the 20th -- and now nearly a month later my boss hands me a form that will extend my apprenticeship 6 months.

He said the options were sign up and do another 6 months at apprentice wages or quit and lose my qualification. Has anyone else gone through anything similar?
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>>684228905
Who wants to get wasted in Melbourne tonight?
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>>684237063
course the Adelaide cunt rips a cone. YIIIEEEEW!!!
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>>684236612
ditto
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