>Be me >Drive to liquor place for beer >Get beer >Come
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>Be me
>Drive to liquor place for beer
>Get beer
>Come home
>Put in fridge
>Hear room mate coming downstairs
>Fridge opens
>Goes back upstairs
>Go to fridge
>Wellfuckme.bmp
>Bought a 12 pack
>10 beers left
>mfw
Okay, this fucker does not ask, she just comes downstairs and takes it. Like what the fuck, man. I wanna stick my foot in her ass.
But I won't. Does /b/ have any ingenious ideas on how to get this bitch to stop drinking all my booze?
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>>684224796
go take your beer back?
Booze is a community item. If you don't want her taking it, keep it in your room, faggot.
Conversely, only keep one or two beers in the fridge at a time. She's less likely to take something that you'll easily notice is missing.
>>684224796
Not much you can do for a unopened can of beer. Back when my roommate did dickish shit I would buy him a milkshake from Sonic. I had chocolate laxatives in my car and I would cut it into little pieces and out it on the rim of the cup.
Snake the bottom a few times and the whip cream at the top will spread out and you never notice (he liked the reeses) he was my roommate and best friend tho.
Best part tho 6-8 hours he has constipation and the runs
Don't post images of Red if you're not willing to be a fucking man.
Just tell the motherfucker not to touch your shit without asking. Or you could just get over it because if two beers is really that big of a deal to you then you clearly have bigger problems.
Man up and speak your mind.
>>684225059
Keked hard
>>684225835
>constipation and the runs
wat
>>684224796
>any ingenious ideas on how to get this bitch to stop drinking all my booze?
Feed her the rest and drunkfuck her tits off. Guaranteed she'll think twice before drinking your shit, or you get a fuck buddy. Either way, you win.
Smear your cum all over the top of the cans.
I dunno about 'ingenious' but about 15 years ago, I had a roommate. There were two beers in the fridge. I drank one. I waited. I got thirsty. I drank the other one. Then, in an epiphany, I realized that I had to pee and there were beer bottles that needed to look like they'd never been touched.
To this day he doesn't know what I did. I even told him straight up that I peed into those bottles, put the caps back on and stuck em in the fridge. He goes, "really? ! are you serious?" And all I say is, "no, I was just fucking with ya". "Oh good. I thought you pissed in those bottles." Lol
>>684225146
been thinking of getting a mini-fridge. tried the two beers at a time thing. she still takes it. told her to fucking stop and get her own but she doesn't. shes got no money but pays rent and shit and isn't loud
>>684226577
told her times aplenty faggot. women don't listen.
it's not even about the beer. it's about respect.
http://poal.me/g0fnxc
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>>684227337
>>684227337
That's fucking epic kek
>>684224796
Tell her you feel like she makes you feel bad when she takes them without asking.... if she ignores this and does it again then spike one with something that will give her the shits and take all the loo roll. Job done and warning given.
>>684224796
Rape her
>>684227337
>>684227933
>>684227828
>my dick
>diamonds
Get a mini fridge
Get a metal cage that fits in your fridge that is about the size of a 12 pack and put your beers in them
Start taking her shit out of spite
Charge her for the beers
>>684224796
Stop being a beta faggot and either tell her to stop taking your shit or drink with her and begin the blissful life that is a FWB female roommate. If she's fat just tell her to stop taking your beer.
>>684224796
Ice
chest.
Profit
>>684227827
Then go fuck her silly
>>684228146
Idiot.
Can see why you'd think so, though. Still, KYS
Fill with water
Glue to bottom of fridge with a super glue
Glue cap on
It will always be there
To remind her what happens to BITCHES
Nothing, but it's still inconvenient.
>>684224796
Be man on just fuck her in the ass for drinking beer.