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You can marry any pornstar, who would it be?
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>>684223132
Stoya or Marketa...can't decide. Prolly Stoya
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>>684223132
I wouldn't, you fucking degenerate. Enjoy being a cuck.
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>>684223225
i don't get why people are so obsessed w/ stoya, she's average looking
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>>684223333
>assuming the pornstar would continue his/her job

fuck off dumbass
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>>684223503

>assuming a whore who fucks 20 men a week is going to stop just because she's married

Found the cuck
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>>684223747
Way too many idiots on this site the word "cuck" as a basic insult w/out even using it properly. Most pornstars just regard their movies as their job and not actual sex. So if someone quit the bix they would probably go back to a normal sex life.
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>>684224364

Pornstars get married all the time. Guess what? They don't stop being whores. Their husbands are "just ok with their profession." If you want your wife to get filled with cum before she even gets home it's fine, but don't pretend it's not cuckoldry.
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>>684223132
Summer Rain.
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>>684223333
based quads. keep up the good work
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>>684223503

You're literally contradicting yourself you jolly green faggot.
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>>684223225
>Stoya
Enjoy being accused of rape and publicly shamed, anon.
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>>684223333
quads don't lie
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>>684223503
If she/he stopped working as a pornstar you would no longer be married to a pornstar, no?
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Isn't there a faproulette about this? I can't decide for myself.
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>marrying a professional manmeat drive-thru.

>2013


>ISHYGDDT.
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Siri
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>>684224919
She would be a pornstar until the marriage dumbfuck. God u edgy cunts are taking this too far.
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If I had to pick Riley Reid
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>>684225382


Oh no freddy shit elf. She'll be the primary source Of imcome with that kind of attitude.
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Babyj
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>>684225013
Like
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Johnny Penis
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>>684225382
>Pornstars get married all the time. Guess what? They don't stop being whores. Their husbands are "just ok with their profession." If you want your wife to get filled with cum before she even gets home it's fine, but don't pretend it's not cuckoldry.
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Lisa Ann
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>>684225705
Damn, look at that spelling and grammar. The autistic levels are off-the charts.
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Chirsty mack before she got her ass beat and shaved her head and went crazy.
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>>684225382
But this is how I force her to act out my fantasies. From now on she'll playing a young housewife who is secretly enslaved by the maid, a black lesbian.
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>>684226037
Ashlynn Brooke. Your opinion is invalid.
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Anri Okita. Def.
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>>684223132
Marrying a porn star woukd be lije buying a wrecked car tgat was freshly painted by a retard
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>>684225382

Your dick would probably be like..

Like...

Matthew Mccoughnahey at the end of interstellar.


Trying to pull strings but realizing no one even knows what the fuck you mean.


Until you actually exit the marriage and realize 109 years has passed and your balls have mummified.
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>>684226304
an angel
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>>684226175
She was always crazy
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>>684223132
Lexie Belle ( if she gains a bit of weight ) and Nikki Rhodes ( dem feet )

I'd become a Mormon just to be able to marry both of them.
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>>684223385
Stoya six years ago was perfection.
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Vicky, but from her limewire days.
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>>684226644
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>>684226097

Hey man im not the green cuck elf.
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>>684223333
Nice
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>>684226709
do u like the jews?
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Hitomi Tanaka. If I roll dubs she will quit the porn industry forever and be exclusively mine.
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>>684226644
who?
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>>684226966
Any feet pics?
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>>684226276
It's literally not my opinion faggot

>assuming a whore who fucks 20 men a week is going to stop just because she's married
There's another one and it's not falsifiable so fuck off now
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>>684226869

No one man can have all that power!
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cameron canada
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Sienna Grace
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>>684227108
Try asking google. My guess is yes, considering some of her vids are from footfetishdaily.
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>She admits she was not as socially-functional at first, a part of her personality stemming as far back as high school.
>At home she rebuilds classic cars and owns two Harley-Davidson motorcycles and a dirt bike.
>Is a fan of World of Warcraft.
I don't even like WoW but that's pretty hot.
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>>684227165
That's why the gods didn't give me dubs. I'm not ready yet and they know this. Was foolish of me to try.
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>>684226644
I`m still waiting for the prequels
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>>684227262
Is this really info about her or some fucked fantasy you have?
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>>684223132
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vanessa blake
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>>684227146
>Not my opinion

So is it scientific fact then? Lol fuck off idiot. Pornstars themselves say their job is just a job and are normal people off camera. You think that just because someone gets paid to be a porn actress it automatically makes them a sex addict. You must be 12
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>>684223503
Even if she stopped do you really want someone who's been fucked by literally 100's of men to be your wife? If ypu want to be a cuck go for it but im gonna have to pass
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>>684227340
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2854970/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
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So she can cuck me
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>>684227362
this girl is as dull as a rock. I've seen her in interviews
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jasmine lynn or taylor rain I like the girls I first started wacking off too the most...
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My best friend, she counts because I bet she sends nudes to her boyfriend.
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Siri or Sars Stone
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>>684227564
actually being a cuck would mean masturbating while watching her fuck another guy. I'm not into that
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>>684227610
White blonde with a massive ass. Yeah right I'm not buying the whole "Socially awkward" thing she probably had dudes lining up to try and fuck
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>>684227559
haha your such a loser cuck. have some pride neckbeard.
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>>684228168
Shill harder kike
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>>684227340
He's so far into this perverse fantasy that he made a fake imdb profile.
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>>684227559
you are fucking retarded. im posting what someone else said in this thread. read the thread before you post.it's someone elses opinion.

now go kill yourself

>Pornstars themselves say their job is just a job and are normal people off camera
LOL and you beleive that?

>You think that just because someone gets paid to be a porn actress it automatically makes them a sex addict.
Either they feel it or ignore it. So they like being a whore or they don't sex at all (in which case it's probably bad porn)
You're the only 12 year old here for being so completely naive. lrn2psychology
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>>684228357
Lol this board has no poster id, you expect me to know what each person wrote? kys
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>>684226869
If I roll dubs I get that instead, but I live across the street from you. Also I eventually make her get weird body-transforming surgeries.
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>>684226931
http://www.pinkish.ro/justice-for-vicky/
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>>684223333
today is a good day at /b. triple quints
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>>684223132
Marry Lynn, obviously.
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Easily Janice Griffith.
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>>684228685
Pls tell me she's an aussie. She would be so cute if that look was topped off with an aussie accent
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>>684228862
nice
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>>684227729
SNU SNU
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>>684228685
>>684228958

Colorado, USA, mate.

>also: what is iafd?
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>>684229005
Yeah man she's hot as fuck. Seems like a chill chick too.
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>>684223132
Samantha
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>>684228548
why would I qoute myself in the most retarded manner

lurk moar newfag
or just anhero faggot
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Dillion Carter any day
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This girl is one of my all time favourites. Definitely my type looks-wise.
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>>684223132
Catalina or claudia kealoha
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>>684229370
Dam but dat face doe
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>>684229395
name?
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>>684229508
Abelinda. So hot man, enjoy.
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>>684227263
I will try for you.
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Alice Rose.
She should do more porn.
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>>684229652
>52

No luck? Here, take my dubs fam! :)
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>>684229569
dam, I looked her up and she looks 10 years younger than her age
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Madison ivy. I'd fuck up her spine again
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this fine lady,
she's such a girl next door type I want to take her to prom
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>>684229693
Is that the daughter off Reba?
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Alexis love. No question.
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>>684229836
Hahaha, I tend to like the 'younger than their age' type chicks, and Russians. She's hot af though. Abelinda <3
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I would gay marry mia malkova, we look pretty similar in body shape. God I love her
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Nadia Nyce from 20 years ago
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>>684230083
Post pic of urself?
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>>684229999
check'd
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Because she is a nerd who named herself it because TMNT and she cosplays.
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Wasn't in the industry that long so you guys may not know of her. But Alexis Breeze. Fuck I loved her body
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>>684230517
is that a guy
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>>684230608
Yes
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She already quit porn so I'm golden.
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Gianna Micheals or Jassie James
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>>684229872
hellyeah i love eva lovia
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>>684223132
Sunny leone is my pornfu
GOAT
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Hot MILF, good sex and she'll die soon so I won't have to deal with her shit for long and I'll get all her money.
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Mia Khalifa wanna spread my seed in her
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>>684231872
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Don't judge me.
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>>684230478
The only correct choice.
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>>684231554
name?
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>>684231970
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>>684223333
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>>684226339
>this post
>post

My sides are gone
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>>684232901
You could say "Your sides are in orbit"...
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>>684232197

Minka
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>>684233061
Nah nigga
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>>684223132
The female star of Mom & Dad's home made porn... she reminds me of Mom.
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>>684226304
Her, or Yua Aida if you get to Anri first...
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>>684231142
Why do you lie anon?
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>>684233178
Not even if Matthew Mccoughnahey's Space exploits are the basis for your amusement?
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Chloe
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>>684233728
Well..I suppose, depends on what movie he's acting from?
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>>684233678
Sorry, I can't help it.
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