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I LOVE TINDER!
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I'm working on nudes, bumb to buy me time anons.
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She's 18 and a virgin, BTW.
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smooth, op
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I said I fucj for hours, masurbaiting considerably too much is paying off!
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Where are the pics?
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Literally a work in progress, bump and buy me time, she's a virgin so it might take a bit, but apparently she has DD's
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>>684210448
Yes OP, where can we buy time? Paypal ready
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bump, i guess
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gosh, like bump or whatever
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how droll, bump
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This is so lame
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Dad can we go home??
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I need about half a movie worth of time, unless I can get her to "go to the bathroom".
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I'm skeptical but willing to continue following
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Bump. For tits.
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bump (better get me noods OP)
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is that mattybraps
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>I'm skeptical but willing to continue following
Basically everyone on this thread rn
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Hell yeah man
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>>684209005
howd you start? comprehensive documentation, please
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>>684211664
>i just need to get laid

kek she's just a desperate bitch. nothing more.she'd take any cock she could get her hands on.
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Not OP, just sharing a random picture to help pass the time.
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Jump ship mates. Thread is deaded.
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>>684212441
Lame.
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>>684212514
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If OP can't get pussy from this bitch he should just give up on life.

She literally just wants you to show up with an erection and that pussy is yours.
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>>684212644
Assuming OP isnt a little faggot.
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>>684212514
Sucks the thread is dead. I'll dump some of this one if people want though.

Her name is Julia, from Long Island. I shit you not, she's currently going through her third or fourth inpatient heroin rehab. She moved to Texas for a while but she'll be coming back here afterward because her parents got guardianship of her son.
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>>684212785
Back in high school when she was cute and fit instead of now, when she's still hot but in a sort of saggy and thick way.
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OP, save what you have here and create this thread later when the movie is over. This thread won't make it that long. Keep her interest with generic shit, since you're both dtf w each other later.
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>>684212455
I lied, and made it seem like I have social worth
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>>684212455
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>>684212918
Fun thing is that she has these hideous tattoos which make it easy to verify the wins I'll post soon....
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>>684212944
> like caribou more

Uncultured swine
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someone do my a favour. fuck around with a girl on Kik called Lauren.qually and post what you get
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>>684213046
You lose all your chances. bye tits.
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>>684213386
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>>684213448
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>>684213506
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>>684210850
Kek payz meh
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>>684213613
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Well this went to shit quickly
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>>684213670
> physco bitch marijuana leafy cooter tattoo

> i make well informed life decisions
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>>684209428
>virgin
>tindr

Right.
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>>684210448
Bump
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>>684212441
She did the right thing, imagine being an attractive 18 year old female virgin and throwing it away to some (chances are ugly as fuck) weirdcunt who posts shit like this to 4chan.
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>>684210448
ask her about her fantasies, get her to get herself racing
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>>684209005
ITT: we got to watch OP strike out when he had a woman's interest
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I'm starting to feel bad. Morale compass pls go.
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>>684213921
hahahha believe it or not, I've literally never actually read the pussy tattoo. That's amazing.

She's a total fucking trainwreck but she was a pretty easy lay in HS
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>>684214427
>worth the wait

It's over.
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>>684209428
>18 year old
>separates words in a hashtag

Go fuck yourself, OP. Some of us have been in the real world.
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>>684214427
Dude... read her clues. She's not into you because you're creepy AF.
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?
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post more pics of her, then we will know how to proceed.
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>>684209005
OP, are you autistic or something? You blew it. You were overeager and creepy. She's sending back two word responses because she's hoping you'll detect her disinterest.
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We close, boys.
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>>684214427
ask her if shed like to go for a date or two first, then get her racing at the first one
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>>684215362
>i like a good hug, i'll show you when we meet

That's just cringe man, this chick must be desperate.
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>>684215362
Good job, OP.
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>>684215376
Its tindr stoopid fuk not match.cum
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You went from "might be hard hiding how wet you are" to "I like a good hug" in record time.
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>>6842154
She meant huh, I'm playing with her words, every girl is different and you switch your angle accordingly.
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>>684215465
They're both fucking autists. Stop encouraging the retards to reproduce.
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>>684213046
>>684214427
>>684215362
Holy shit looks like you found and autistic girl OP.

/r9k/ would love this shit
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Thread dead
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>>684216919
Nah, I have faith in faggot op
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keep goin op Its friday and Im bored
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>>684217207
Famous last words /b/ro
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I want autist nudes
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Come on op
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>>684215362
dont let us down op
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By the way, anyone got some sets for catfishing? i don't care about the gender
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>>684217415
...he already fucked off, didn't he?
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>>684218118
Hope not this is quiet entertaining
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>>684218118
Op has let us down. Op is a faggot.
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>>684218300
>quiet

Is a bit quiet in here hey
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Pls op youre keeping me awake
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>>684218859
*quite as in your quite a faggot
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>>684219150
You're* as in you're retarded
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>>684219150
You're *
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>>684219378
>>684219301
*ur
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op is kill. and who is phone?
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IM WORKING ON IT FAGGOTS
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>>684215209
sandi fuck off
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>>684220254
Is this op!? Let us keep this thread alive for a while more, or at least try to.
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