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Met this girl on Tinder. She wants to meet up in the park right now. What do /b/?
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>>684204533
It's a trap
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>>684204533
bring a knife so you can keep that ogre's head as a trophy
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She definitely wants the dik. What do you guys think?
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Do it and have her suck your dick. Then post pics
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>>684205528
pretty much this
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Go and fuck her.
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>>684204533
If you're cool with her being really fat, then go for it.
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>>684204533
Go for it OP
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3/10 would unmatch
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Pussy is pussy, and seeing as you're trying to hit THAT anyway, take what you can get fam.
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ask for ass
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in life you will learn not to be picky and take what you can get

just go with it
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>>684204533

Met this guy on Tinder. He thinks I'm an ugly girl and still interested, so I know he's a beta fag. I'm going to rob him in the park tonight. Wat do with his money /b/?
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She's acting weird now. "Just trust me it'll be fun" That's some serial killer shit. Still can't decide.

>This was from last night
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>>684206475
SHOW
ASS
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>>684206475
do it OP
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You about to get pussy. Do it
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>>684206475
yo what type of beta faggot are you? She CLEARLY wants to fuck. Go be a man faggot.
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if you are not out that door in 5 minutes anon to head to that park you are in for a serious asswhoopin' because you are a beta fuck

go go go

don't even wear a condom if you do I'll still whoop your ass
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>>684204533
look at that face
how desperate are you
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Op two things one face fuck her take a pic fhen FUCk her in the ass and leave
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>>684206475

Grow some testicles and go plow that chubby.
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Na she i just a hoe, go fuck her. don't be a little bitch .
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also fat chicks suck the best dick cause they're always hungry
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>>684206858
It's called slump busting it's a great
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Anon don't do it girls who only show half their face in frame are generally on the bigger side or she could be a lazy eyed lisa. If you don't dig any of that by all means enjoy. Just tell someone where you're going and that you'll contact them in 10 minutes if you don't they'll assume you've been bamboozled
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Let me preface this by saying I've fucked 16 girls and I'm 22, I've "hooked up" meaning done anything sexual with 40 or so.

Unless this girl is your first, or represents some other important milestone you'll want to be proud of looking back, go ahead and do it. It's not something you'll regret unless she has an STI or gets pregnant, and neither of those have to do with being fat (except that both are an example of poor judgment, but plenty of thin girls have that). It'll be a fun fuck, you'll have a good story you can embellish later, you can add one more to your tally, and in the process you may learn something about yourself and what you like/ want to see in a girl/ etc.

Also post pics
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>>684206475
>duck face
stay away from that dumb ugly slut
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>>684207299

get a load of this faggot
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>>684207205
i could make landwhale jokes and laugh, but i'm not going to pretend for a second that i wouldn't fuck that
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Op as long as she doesn't look like this your good to go
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>>684207505

even with her awkward as fuck looking two front teeth I felt the same way. what do you do when you're stuck working with the same person 6 hours a day multiple days a week? bing bong
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OP here. Definitely not my first fuck. BUT IS IT JUST ME OR IS A PARK MEET LATE AT NIGHT NOT WEIRD AS FUCK? Seriously though, creepy.

>inb4 virgin beta faggot
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>>684207205
it's true, that's been in medical journals
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>>684206475
OP, do it man. I matched with a girl on Tinder who wanted to meet up in a park too. We ended up fucking on a park bench
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bring a knifu, and end this bitches laifu
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>>684207505
am i the only one here with standards?
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>>684207808
didnt notice the teeth. ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


i'm still a yes
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>>684207847

Dude, what are you still doing here? Go get head NOW.
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>>684207847
just do it , she is disgusting and probably live with her parents
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>>684205336
A knife? That's pretty a pretty risky way to take on an Ogre. A ranged weapon is a lot smarter. Or at least a Katana or a staff/spear.
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>>684207847
Get Tits
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>>684207847

She's going to eat you OP that lip puckering is a signal to what you'll be doing on another end as she slowly devours you like an octopussy
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>>684207847
she probably lives with her parents or something, so she can't smash at her place.
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>>684207955
kek
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>>684207847
Its always my favorite time to meet up with a girl, but im used to hanging out with bad people and the girls are no exception when its night and your meeting in the middle of nowhere they know its for fucking time.
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>>684207973
i dunno about the only one, but i sure dont.
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>>684206326
ya know, at first glance, I was grossed out. But then I realized...I'd hit hit that.
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>>684207847
they gon steal your shit, OP.
Don't do it
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>>684208104

well you are in luck her name is Phoenix Flowers and she is pretty big skank-o-wank

never really believed what she would tell me about all the older dudes and whatnot dumping money into her to impress and bang the shit out her but I wouldn't doubt it either, don't really care

she offered now and then while we were at work so I took it because hey you're a dumbass if you don't take something for free

even if it looks like this

also she's short and fat
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>>684208186

hahahahahah
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>>684207973
If you are here, you dont have standards
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>>684207973
Standards bitch she's a breathing girl that wants to fuck him stfu
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>>684204533
Don't know why John Travolta wants to meet with ya but you but whatever just go.
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>>684207973
Perhaps not the only, but one of the few.
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dude shes like a 3/10. what are you
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>>684204840
First reply always best reply.
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>>684204533
Go meet her and fuck her then come back and post pics. What are you a faggot?
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