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Trips decide wut do? (anything except an hero)
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shoot up a school
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Cap some negros.
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>>684203960
shoot your own thumb, press the gun on the first phalange and cut it off with it
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sell it and buy a glock
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>>684203960
*a hero lol xD
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Looks like airsoft shit
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>>684204181
Newfag detected.
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>>684203960
>anything except an hero
Okay well since you ruled out the obvious choice number one, do the obvious choice number two and kill someone else. Duh.
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Shoot your earlobe lol
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shoot bernie
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>>684204227
Does Sig Sauer make the p226 in airsoft?
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Go to bed fagget
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>>684204418
No they don't.
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>>684204362
Reported to FBI
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Kill the nearest nigger
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Shoot your tongue
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>>684204181
Get the fuck back to Tumblr.
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Shoot your left pinky finger off.
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Shoot into someone's window, then gtfo
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Shoot your cheek
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>>684203960
Shoot a nigger
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>>684203960
shoot your middle toe.
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Put finger in barrel and pull the trigger to see if it will block a bullet like it does in cartoons
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>>684204681
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>>684204683
Roll
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break into your neighbor's house and fire it
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If you have a pet, shoot it without killing it
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Shoot both of your knee caps
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shoot any fruit you have in your kitchen
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>>684204794
reroll
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>>684203960
take a crap in the yard and shoot it
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>>684204856
Roll
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>>684204880
reroll
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>>684204880
Rollllllll
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>>684204856
Reroll
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>>684204880
Reroll
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Put it in your anus but dont shoot, then lick it
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>>684204880
roll dammit
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Totally airshit. Get a real gun nigger
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>>684204708
Roll
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go back in time o when ur cunt mom was five n kill her m8 right after your grandfather got done fingerfucking her the night bfore her first day of kindergarten
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Shoot your dick
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shoot your foot
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shoot foot
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>>684205076
Off by one.
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>>684204880
do itttt
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shoot your left testicle
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post a pic of you pretending your dick is a silencer
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>>684204826
Roll
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>>684203960
>sig
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shoot your armpit faggut
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>>684205211
WINRAR
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Shoot your hand
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>>684205283
are you fucking retarded
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>>684205164
lol need trips m8, also rolling for this
>>684204880
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take a pick of the chamber and the ammo

Airshit confirmed
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>>684205283
He said trips
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draw zimmermann on your ass and hold gun with buttcheeks and post here
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take a shit on the gun then throw it off a balcony
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Shoot your thumb
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shoot your shoes without your feet in them
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Load a picture of goatse on your monitor and record you shooting it
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>>684203960
Get a real gun
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Shoot at someone's window
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Go to Wal-Mart and do target practice with their merchandise.
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>>684204181
Pretty sure this is b8
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shoot yourself in the foot
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>>684205283
dumb cunt is dumb...
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>>684204880
reroll oh shit waddup
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>>684204681
Rolling for this
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>>684203960
shit on a plate. place it in microwave. set for 99:99 and press start.
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>>684203960
Get a trigger job. The pull on those things are awful
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Throw it inside a neighbor house
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>>684205283
Trips faggot.
Load with a full clip and microwave it for 99 mins.
Bonus points if you stay and watch.
Moar bonus if you catch a stray.
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Bake it into a cake
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shoot your computer/phone
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Shoot your toilet.
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Stick it in your mouth, but face it to the inside of your cheek, and blow a hole through your cheek.
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>>684204240
>>684204542
it's clearly bait you fucking newfag morons.
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>>684205748
Roll
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Zozzle
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kill your neighbor

try to pin it on the 20th person in your phone's contact list
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shoot legs please

that shit gets me fully torqued oOOOHHHHHHH FUCK
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an hero fgt
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shoot window
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>>684203960
take a shit in the barrel and shoot it at the wall.. report shit stains on the wall back here..
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>>684205922
roll
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>>684205907
Roll
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put the gun away and never touch it again
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Shoot your right hand
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>>684205988
rollin
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Shoot your left buttcheek
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Shoot your earlobes and get insta stretched ears lol
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put the gun down and read the bible
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>>684205695
>clip
Its a magazine.
Most annoying shit on earth.
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>>684205922
rollin for this
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>>684205988
rollolololo
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Stick it in your ass then shoot your kneecap
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>>684203960
suck your own dick while your girlfriend spins the gun nude in the background fingering her butthole
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>>684206131
not as annoying as a pedant on the internet
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If I get trips, three posts below this one is what you do
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Shoot your hand
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>>684205922
this
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>>684206228
>implying he has a gf
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>>684203960
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>>684205662
I have the P220 carry in the "elite" version. Basically just means Sig sights and their SRT if you're not familiar. That bitch is very smooth.
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Shoot your nose off
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Tell me how to backwardsquote
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Shoot yourself in the wrist
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>>684206350
If no girlfriend then replace with your mom
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>>684206356
>ifunny
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Paypal me $5000
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Bash the gun against your mouth until teeth fall out
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pistol whip yourself in the dick
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>>684206432
this....
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684206420(like this) do,on,3.,zo,y.,or,g<<
No commas
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Shoot someone's car windows
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>>684206554
fuck it missed by 1
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>>684206550
this
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>>684206554
fuck that was close
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>>684206131
Anal much bro?
Common mistake, hard habit to break.
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684206615<<
*M not n
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Shoot your kneecap
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>>684206356
Do you even meme bro?
>ifunny
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>>684206738
Roll
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>>684206661
nearly got satanic quads too
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shoot a baby
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Shoot a random person in the leg
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>>684206554
rollin.. for mom finger bang
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>>684204880
Roll
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>>684206851
this
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>>684203960
Shot it by pressing the trigger with ur cock oh and provide bullet hole pic
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kys
faggot
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give it to a hobo and say him to kill himself
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>>684206833
if anyone would support this request it would be lord satan
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ejaculate into the barrel
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Go into a public place, scream "ALLAHU AKBAR!" then shoot yourself in the foot
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>>684205695
This.
Reroll.
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I WILL TRIP XD FIND A DOG AND SHOOT IT OP XDDD
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>>684207095
Rolling for this
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>>684207150
Roll
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shoot a random person in a nigger church
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>>684207095
Reroll
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>>684207150
This
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>>684207222
winRAR
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Shoot your kitchen sink
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>>684206554
rolling again! fuck you trips im'a comin!
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>>684206358
Ive heard good things. Mainly what I've heard is that the initial trigger pull is still a mile long but after that, it's smooth as silk. If that's the case. I'd give it a go. That's the only thing that's kept me from buying a Sig.
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>>684207222
WINRAR
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Shoot yourself in the foot
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>>684207222
Fucking bitch
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>>684207222
WINRAR
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>>684207222
WINRAR
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>>684207222
OP won't deliver.
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>>684207222
WINRAR
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>>684207222
HAHAHA OP gonna commit sum murders hur hur
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>>684207222
Oh shit.

Checked
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>>684207222
WINRAR
GET ON IT FAGGOT
Report back at 23:00, need go pro footage or mission is failure.
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>>684207351
OP never fucking delivers
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>>684207222
wow here we fuckin go
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>>684207222
Do et, we'll be in the news and all.
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>>684207222
inb4 OP never delivers
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op is a faggot wont do it
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>>684207222
OP probably won't deliver. If he doesn't want to actually shoot someone he should at least shoot a window to the church or something
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>>684207222
WINRAR :DDD
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>>684207222
Well it's 9pm so there are no open churches, reroll please. _-_-_OP HERE_-_-_
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>>684207580
fuck off fag.... all or nothing
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>>684207095
this
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>>684207680
Shoot a nigger
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shoot computer
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Shoot your earlobes to get insta stretched ears
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>>684207680
Then wait. You'll be on the news anyway, so we'll find out
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>>684207680
shoot dick
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>>684207680
Shoot toilet
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>>684203960
shove gun up ass and fire until the mag runs out
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shoot pene
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>>684203960
show the end of the barrel op
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>>684207680
go out and shoot a random person
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>>684207095
Roll
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Shoot your neighbours dog.
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Toilet
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Shoot your computer, monitor and all.

No pussy shit, shoot that hardware.
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shoot nearest relative
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>>684207878
roll
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get a picture of the other side of the gun and then abandon the tread
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>>684207680
You dun goofd OP.
Your breaking trips rule, I call for breaking into a church, going to the baptismal pool and killing your fucking self.
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>>684207095
Reroll
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abandon the thread and let it 404
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>>684208150
Roll
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>>684206131
lol poser

the bigger mistake is the misconception that a bullet will "fire" outside of a firearm. usually (depending on the case) the case will just rupture and the projectile won't do shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ad9e0mO8Q4
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>>684207095
Rollan
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drive out and shoot up a gun store
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break into nearest animal shelter and execute every creature
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Paying attention in English class
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kys op you fukin newfag
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show us your butthole
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>>684203960
an heroine
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Shoot off your dick
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>>684207095
Trips plz
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>>684208303
Rerolllll
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Shoot many times in order to make noise.
Run to the street crying 'MUSLIM ATTACK! MUSLIM ATTACK!'
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flick ur nut boiii
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>>684207095
Rollll
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>>684208443
fug
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>>684208335
Close, but I still think he should shoot toilet
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>>684207300
Initial pull is a little longer than I'd like but I'm talking perfect world. I don't think you'd have any serious complaint. And yes single action it's as smooth as anything I've shot. I'm not a /k/ommando by any means but I've fired a thing or twenty.
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>>684203960
Ummmm love sig, 357?
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Shoot a Window at taco bell
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nut on it and post here
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>>684207095
Rolling
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an hero
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>>684208473
Duck roll
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killing spree
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Find some cops and aim at them screaming "i have the power of god"
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>>684207095
Rollin
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say poo poo
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go to a restaurant, ask for the most expensive food and shoot it, then leave
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>>684208553
yeah
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shoot the floor around you feet till you fall though the floor
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Clean it you filthy faggot
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shoot ur yard
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Rob a convenience store and then get shot in your nigger face by the cops.
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>>684207095
This
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>>684208758
roll
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>>684208692
i need this
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an hero
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>>684207095
Rerollin this shit
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>>684208827
this
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>>684208880
wINERAR
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>>684208758
roll
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>>684207095
Rolling like OP's chin
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aim to random person, then shoot but fail, leave
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>>684208650
King
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>>684208758
rolling
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>>684203960
Nice sig. 357?
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>>684208692
gotta try harder
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>>684208956
U r cancer
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break into neighbor's house and shoot
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>>684208956
autist newfag
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shoot something green
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>>684208956
Nice b8

>>684208692
Roll
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>>684207095
roll
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shoot your foot
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livestream yourself eating a chocolate bananna
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>>684208758
roll
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Find a neighborhood animal and shoot it
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>>684209004
Meant to type k but autocorrect.
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>>684209112
>off by one
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>>684209112
off by one
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aim to a cop and say "pew pew", then run lol
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shoot your hand
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shoot random shit in your house
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put a mento in diet coke then shoot the bollt with a slingsht using only your anus
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>>684208692
>>684207095
Rolling for either of these. If trips you can pick.
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>>684209069
69 lololol RAWR XD
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swallow bullets, all of them
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>>684208956
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>>684209256
B8
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shoot your dick
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>>684208692
Roll
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drink water while holding it
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>>684209253
Reroll
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Mail it to your local Dunkin Donuts
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>>684203960
shoot a grave
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Put it down. And go to bed op
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>>684207095
Roll
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eat it
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shoot hand
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>>684207095
Reroll
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go to cvs walgreens or dollarstore and demand a manager pay your bill or they ae demented semadors from zuron and youll call the cia on them to have them exported to china
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444 abandon thread
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Shoot compiter
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>>684209444
WINRAR
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>>684207095
Rawl
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cum on gun then shoot a hole in your wall.
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>>684207095
Rollerino
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>>684209444
WINRAR
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>>684209444
WINRAR!
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aim to a nieghbor and say "pew pew" then walk away
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>>684209444
WINNERERAR
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>>684209444
what is this shit
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>>684207095
Rollan
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>>684208692
Roll pls
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>>684209444
kek
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>>684207095
Rolling
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>>684207095
Rollin
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>>684207095
dey see me rollin
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Get naked
Put loose bullets in mouth
Put Clipo up butt
Bend over
Every time you pull on your dick spit a bullet out
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Turn it into a bomb
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do nothing so when you dont deliver op wont be a faggot
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>>684209444
Do it OP
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>>684207095
ehhh.. roll
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>>684204181
Obvious b8
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>>684207680
>>684209444
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>>684209444
Walgreens is open 24/7 so you have no excuse, op.
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>>684209444
post it on you tube
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>>684209444
this doesnt make sense but do it OP
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put a nail into your big toe nail
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or shoot your earlobes
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>walk into bank
>shoot gun into air
>go to prison
>break your wrongly convicted adopted brother out
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>>684210039
Rollin
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>>684209735
>pew pew
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>>684210039
Roll
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>>684210039
Only 4 were me
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>>684210039
Reroll
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>>684210039
Rawl
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>>684203960
Nice airsoft gun.... The ejection port is sealed and all the nice legal jargon is on the side visible in the photo. They don't put that on real guns FYI....try harder anon. Regardless of who decides "wut do", no one is getting hurt with that thing. Unless of course you take off the orange tip and point it at cops...hmmm lets see if this is trips
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