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Fluffy Thread
>>684203189
Well, at least he won't suffer the fate of other enfie babbehs, a sphincter no longer able to hold feces, thus leading to a lifetime of bad poopies.
>>684203189
bump
>>684204172
Can we get some anthro fluffies? That's muh fetishes.
>>684205702
Yes
>>684205755
I agree it's good. I don't have any on this computer tho
>>684205755
If you want anthro animals fuck off to some furfag thread, we don't want your cancer
/r/ing more smartass fluffies gettin their shit kicked in
>>684205656
lulz
>>684204859
kek, slug
>>684206067
Yay
>>684206010
I have an OC of that, but I can't post it there's apparently resolution issues
>>684205656
>>>/mlp/
Anthro fluffies are essentially bronie shit
>>684206159
Try anyway, you marvelous faggot
>>684206425
Best I can do is a pic for right now
>>684206421
>Yuck. My Dildo
>>684206775
That's pretty brutal.
>>684207262
I'm putting the panel's before it together
>>684207416
oh god thats pathetic
>>684206403
No, because the fluffy anthros are retarded.
>>684207416
awww!
Sorry for the shitty quality
>>684208282
God damn that was some nice ass oc
>pic related
>>684208689
Compiling the next part
>>684208907
You are a fucking legend, keep up with the amazing work
Does anyone have that pic of the guy saying "this is the best $2,000 I've ever spent!" While fucking an anthro fluffy?
>>684208907
So, what's the idea behind this sword-wielding non-retarded fluffy?
>>684209580
Author insertion. Pretty autistic tbh, fam.
>>684209580
Not creator but making terminator like fluffies seems to be an increasingly popular trend
>>684209202
You want to know the backstory?
NO 404ING ON ME!
anyone have the one where a mare steals a foal from a makeshift shelter?
>>684206854
Lmao, funny shit right there
>>684209181
So... Why or how is that fluffy speaking normally and where did it learn to use a sword?
>>684209844
Yes
>check em
>>684210005
After I'm done with this hunting part I was gonna do a backstory to him
>>684209796
its stupid, fluffies are supposed to be weak and retarded
>>684210111
Saw you're other post coolio
>>684209545
Can anyone get back to me on this?
Seen it in a thread a few days ago
>>684210077
Checked
Its pretty obviously inspired by berserk, so kind of the same ordeal, except without the godhand demon shit. It would be kind of long if I tried to explain it all but shit happened to him when he was a foal and it makes him hate fluffies, I'm also on mobile so typing is a bit of a bitch at the moment
>>684209545
Eat shit, go to mlp
>>684210148
He is weak and retarded in his way, the whole story will kind of focus on that
>>684208282
dude, your OC is fantastic
>>684210421
No. Kill yourself.
>>684210643
Hey thanks, some people aren't liking it so that means a lot
>>684210549
Shut it newfag, you don't have a clue what you're talking about
>>684210433
Checked
Shit seems interesting, hope you make the back story some time because that would be guaranteed 10/10
>>684210549
wuwstest bait
>>684210433
I figured you were actually doing a visual adaption of that.
>>684209545
>Here for you man
>>684210756
Wrong nigger, take your anthro bullshit and get the fuck out, you're a fucking autist
>>684210762
I'm definitely going to try, in pretty new to this
>>684210916
I was thinking of putting a white streak in his hair as a nod to it
>>684211102
Your pretty funny newfag, but still clueless. Now back to the trap threads you go
Needs moar OC\
Should all start working on our own stories
>>684206067
Those boobs are foken annoying. Wrong place. It's a foken horse. Chestboobs are for girls, crotchboobs for not-girls. Fokin' Neds.
>>684203189
kek'd
>>684211665
I encourage you to do it, I'll try to shit out the next part for you guys. also I don't have a buuro account, what would be a good name? I was thinking fluffyguts
>>684211665
I have some oc, not mine though. Saved from past threads
>>684211877
>>684211877
Hold up, is that an aquatic jellenheimer?
>>684211877
Jellenheimer!
>>684211937
>>684212012
There's sea fluffies, so why not jellenheimer eels?
>>684212018
There was a fluffy sketch request thread a while back that I saved these from
>>684212151
That's real creepy
>>684212349
>>684212442
>>684212405
All jellenheimers are creepy
>>684212712
Yeah
>>684212712
what is the origin of jellenheimers?
>>684211846
I wrote one last week and posted it. Got good feedback and am reworking it in my spare time.
>>684212916
Basically one day a booru member named Xeno made a picture with badly drawn foals (pic related). Then another member jokingly proclaimed them a new species and called them jellenheimers. That's what happened.
>>684212860
this is the only good jellenheimer image
>>684212916
Someone drew shitty OC that had foals that looked like jellenheimer, so it spun off from there
>Go around the corner to take the trash out
>see this
wat do?
>>684211665
I'm almost finished with my next pic. These take time though. At least a couple of days. I wish there was faster way, but there isn't.
>>684213078
Good for you, with the absence of Wolfram we need more contributors
Can anyone help me find this one story on the Booru? I've tried and tried, but I can't remember the essential details. It's about this guy who takes in a stray at Mcdonalds or something, and over the course of a few months turns into a cunt. He brings it into a shelter, where it is then adopeted by this sicko who rapes it. I think the title had something to do with appreciation or gratefulness.
>>684213351
Babbeh kills the daddeh.
>>684213171
are there any headcanons about them being manufactured or whatever?
>>684212712
This reminds me of SuperMeatBoy if it was a fluffy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2W0laulr9Q
>>684213420
I'm learning to color and made a team with TheMuffinMan to create content.
Seems like a lot of new artists are popping up suddenly for whatever reason, which great.
Pic related, first one I ever colored, a few days ago, by TheMuffinMan (drawing) and MrToast (line art), made as a request.
>>684213603
It's weirdbox
>>684213934
first panel from a comic we're working on, still needs a background and some edits
>>684213603
Not sure. There are headcanons about them having telekinectic powers and stuff, but I don't think anyone would ever want to manufacture these little monsters.
>>684214132
I want to see that smarty die anon, good work
>>684213934
That's actually pretty cool
>>684214132
I know it's been done a million times but stomping that blue fluffy would be prefect.
>>684213171
There is some cannon stories about them on the booru somewhere iirc, could have been another fluffy related site. Basically, a hasbio scientist screwed up a fluffy design and created the monstrosity that is jellenheimer, other scientists made fun of him, the humiliated scientist started implanting the jellenheimer DNA into fluffies to be sold, but before he could finish implanting Peta released all fluffies, only a few breeds of fluffies with either give birth to jellenheimers or die from the jellenheimer not waiting to be born. Don't know if that storyline is followed but it is interesting. Another storyline is that Germany tried to create their version of a fluffy and failed, the jellenheimer was the result
>>684213548
>You step on top of the bigger fluffy
>rather than crying, the though fluffy starts to growl and struggle to get free.
>You ask the foal if its alright
>the foal looks at you confused
>Its tiny chest expanding and contracting quickly from the conmotion
>You ask the foal what should you do with the bigger fluffy
>"...wet go...?"
>Figures, after all, this is the foal's father
>You let the bigger fluffy go
>"ghhaaaa, fwuffy giff owwies"
>The fluffy bucks you on the leg over and over again, but you already decided to forgive its life
>You turn around the corner.
>You walk a dozen steps towards your home when you hear the scream of the foal
>You look around the corner and see the big fluffy stomping the foal
>You jog, upset, to the bigger fluffy again
>This time you pick him by the scruff
>"its just going to keep doing this if I let him go"
>The foal, now bruised, understand what you're saying
>You repeat the foal the question on what to do
>"g-gif fowevah sweepies!"
>You got it
>You pich the larger fluffy by the tail and swing it against the wall
>On the first wack, you hear the skull popping open with a loud crarking sound
>the rest of the slams slowly shed the fluffies head apart
>After five blows, the skull was completely shatered
>You drop it on the floor next to the foal
>The foal still looks terrified of the dead fluffy
>"chirp...no moww owwies"
>You guess
>You walk away, but the foal starts to chirp
>"chiirp, no weave, mummah nu wan fwuffy no mow, mummah nu wan ugwy babbeh, babbeh nee daddeh...huuu"
wat do
>>684215661
Give foal means to survive, but leave it
>>684215161
Timeline of fluffies
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/29728#search=jellenheimer
>>684215661
>>684216209
Give yourself the means to survive
>Eat the Foal
>>684215661
Bring it home. OP here.
>>684213603
Closest thing I've heard is that they're like, pre-alpha fluffies. Hasbio's first stab at the concept, and they wound up being just... really fucking weird. Most headcanons that include them have them with features like they're never seen moving, they CAN speak and sound like adult humans, but for reasons known only to themselves choose to almost never say anything.
>>684215661
Shape the foal into daddeh killer.
>>684216616
does anybody seriously include them in their headcannons beyond as a joke?
>>684216432
rolling for this one
>>684216928
re roll
>>684216432
Rolling
>>684216616
I've never read anything about them being able to talk, just that somehow the go unnoticed and they always smile, and fluffies tend to be cautious or fear them
>>684216796
This is the first time I've ever seen one, but I just formed my own headcannon
>When you look away from two of them they mate
When you turn around, there's two
>When you look away and turn back, there's three.
>>684217044
to be fair i feel like people would fear them as well
>>684216796
More like an easter egg in comics, look underneath the mother fluffy
>>684217145
>>684217351
>>684217411
>>684217411
>>684217145
>>684217279
Just look at this picture, look at all the detail
>Bane Fluffy
>Splinter Cell Fluffy
>Dark Souls Fluffy
>Afro Fluffy
And look, none of them are dead yet.
>>684217650
Don't worry, just give the jellenheimer some time
>>684206854
I did not expect to laugh this hard tonight
There is a decent thread over on /trash/ if anyone wants to join
>>>/trash/>>2663387
>>684217955
Not anymore
>>684217029
>You feel to sorry for the fluffy
>you decide taking it home
>you carry it in the palm of your hand, it smells like piss and garbage bag juice
>at first, it does nothing but chirping and tremlbing, but as soon as you bring it inside, the calmness and silence of your residence makes it try to stand on its feet
>"waaah...houff so pwetty!"
>it starts to waddle its tail
>You really don't know much about fluffies, so you decide to look for a guide on the internet
>You put the foal inside of a large bowl and tell him to wait
>There are a bunch of bootleg tutorials online, old looking websites made with nothing but HTML and the desire to show text
>lets see...yadda yadda, something about a litterbox...hmm
>Nothing about little fluffies
>Ah, here it is, foals
>Hmm...they recommend you to feed the foal milk with a dosifier...no wait, some tutorials say if the fluffy already talks you should try to feed it solid food...some advice against it...hmmm
>You hear a loud noise in your kitchen, followed by frantic chirping
>"chiiirpchirpchirpchirp"
>The foal actually managed to flip the bowl and its partially trapping it bellow it
wat do?
>>684214132
Colored another panel (panel 3), though I feel like it needs more, but I don't know what. Any suggestions? Criticism? Being new (fourth colored thing ever), it's greatly appreciated.
Also, do you think the coal horn is good? It's because I accidentally didn't fill it back in with white when inserting the Bob Ross painting in the background, but I think it looks fine. Should I do the others like that, or stick to normal white?
>>684218347
show it my penis haha :D
Maybe draw a little face on my penis ^^
It can be friends with mr penis. :P :P
>>684218667
You really seem to like your penis, almosttrips.
>>684218347
Help it. You took it home, why be mean now?
>>684218556
Aside from the background, looks good sir
>>684218937
Let's not do that. It did nothing wrong yet, so there is no pleasure in hurting it.
>>684218347
You mentely break it
>>684218556
Needs to be shitting and pissing itself. I remember reading somewhere that smarties act tuff but give away fear because it shits and pisses itself while acting tough.
>>684218287
I linked it wrong
>>>/trash/2663387
>>684219100
Check 'em
>>684218347
You lift the bowl up and believe that it's not the best thing to put a foal in. You ask if its okay.
>>684217650
You didn't see the two in the spider web in the upper left corner or the one that was hanged by the string on the left side of the picture? And no one noticed that there is a dildo, and the mares teets are super long and saggy? What about the one dressed like the wizard character from final fantasy (8 or 9, forgot which one).
>>684219064
There's always senseless pleasure to be had without reason
>>684218347
I show it my favorite meme
>>684219532
>>684219532
o shit waddup!
I don't understand why you guys invented these retarded creatures only to murder them.
There's some really fucked up shit in this world, but you guys worry me. It's not simply the gore or 'animal' violence, it's the fact that you created something just to enjoy its suffering. I sincerely hope you guys never have children because you'll probably either kill them, or worse, let these tormented, destroyed humans you brought into the world grow up and perpetuate the suffering you inflicted on them.
I'm sure you're all serial killers irl, so congratulations. You win the /b/'s "Most Edgy" award.
>>684219213
Not in my headcannon (they have lots of actual confidence to the point of insanity, but keep it up even when actually scared and shit themselves as you said), but things like that are for Muffin (who's currently doing the CYOA).
>>684219476
Well that's true, but he did kill the father who attacked the fluffy. He clearly wants to keep it alive, and has no intent on harming it.
>>684219532
Amateur meme, here's a superior pepe meme
>>684219771
newfag
>>684219841
>>684219771
people are programmed to love and protect their kids tho
fluffies are eternal brats that while i enjoy hugbox from time to time the abuse is an entertaining way to get out frustration
>>684219841
I take your superior meme and present ultra superior.
>>684207935
>No, because the fluffy anthros are retarded.
so yeah,
>Anthro fluffies are essentially bronie shit
>>684219771
Read this faggot. Fluffy 101
>>684220066
pretty much
>>684219860
Been here longer than you, sonny. I just usually ignore this shit because it doesn't interest me. But I am interested in the mentality of the people behind this shit. Who hurt you?
Anyone have any documentary/factual fluffy headccannon?
>>684220200
>>684220066
>>684220111
Check 'em
Check 'em
Check 'em
Back to back to back
Double Dubs, one trip, then another dub.
>>684220371
Cool story bro
>>684220371
Fucking illiterate faggot.
>>684220000
the quads hath spoken
>>684220427
My dubs were dubs of truth. Read the fucking thing faggots.
>>684220371
This faggot isn't me.
>>684220200
Will do.
>>684220504
>>684220593
don't pretend to be me, fag
>>684220392
my mother
either way, not the kind of person to do this to anything other than fluffies
>>684219100
>You decide to help it
>You are not sure if talking to it would be wise or if you're making a fool out of yourself.
>You see a weird thumbnail on the side of the website
>Huh, that's weird
>It looks like a crudely drawn fluffy being eviscerated
>its one of those old looking gifs, and its linking to a page called "Abuse paradise"
>Oh?
>You decide to click it just for curiosity
>You start to see an entire log of tutorials of things you can do to fluffies
>The website background is blacn and the font red, as edgy as it gets
>There is a disclaimer that reads "Humans are too cynical to be amusing to torture, they get over trauma too well to make it worth while...and its illegal. Animals are too clueless to make abuse funny, they act by instinct...and torturing them is ALSO illegal. Fluffies fall right in the middle, they trigger an uncanny response never seen before by..."
>This shit is a long ass wall of text, you aint reading that
>You decide to look into something more practical
>The methods of torture describre carefully how long does it take for a fluffy to die from bleeding, hunger and other things
>There is a section that speaks about mind breaking a fluffy
>pff, yeah right
>You start reading on it
>It rambles about the nature of fluffies, how they need a constant rush of phely--something to remain alive...cool
>It basically says that if you don't love them they'll just die
>that can't be right, that HAS to be bullshit
>Sounds like the kind of things youll see in advertizement
>You decide to try that
>You fetch the dosifier and start feeding it
>The little foal starts eating with gusto
>Once it finishes, you step away
>"fankyoo daddy *burp* bestest miwkies, giff hugs?"
>The foal extends its front legs, looking for affection
>You decide to find if this is true
>You ignore the foal
>Instead, you take the bowl into a closet and leave it there
>You leave it all the afternoon
>When you return, the bowl is full of shit
>"nyu daddeh, nu wan be awone"
wat do
>>684217279
those tits always get me
>>684221293
You decide to stop what you're doing.
>>684220200
K read it and I guess it makes sense. The inspired cute aggression was obvious, but I sincerely doubt there's much more to it than that. All those other categories are only to augment the cute aggression. Having those feelings isn't normal, guys. How do you know you'll be able to control it forever?
>>684221840
No, I think I'll always secretly want to suck cocks.
Can I see yours?
Test
>>684220022
I take your ultra superior meme and present the god level meme.
>>684221840
This is my way of controlling it, yeah I have a past of anger management issues but this sort of alleviates it
Why has no one made a fluffy version of this?
>>684204847
This is one of my favorites. He just totally does it to himself.
>>684223094
I fail to see how people say fluffy abuse is the worst when shit like this is clearly worse
>>684223094
Nobody talented likes fluffy abuse
>>684221527
>You decide to stop what you're doing
>After all, didn't you just saved the poor thing from a larger fluffy?
>You pet the little thing on the head
>Alright then, round 2.0
>You search for tutorials
>You find a timeback version of the official site (now down)
>You improvise a littlebox from a box of pizza and dirt from your pots
>You place a large fuzzy towel on your bathroom and decide to turn the bathroom into its house
>"Peep...no weave fwuffy..."
>Oh yeah, the love thing
>You can start to see why these things flopped as a product
>The tutorials say you can talk to it, so you do
>"Listen, you dont crap anywhere else ok? Just here, anywhere else you'll get a..."
>You squint your eyes trying to find the line of the tutorial
>"sorry stick"
>The creature flinches
>neat, a newborn knows what a sorry stick is
>what a time to be alive
>"Nu wan sowwy stick fwuffy sowwy"
>The foal starts to shake incontrollably
>The guide says that's ok, it also says you should place the foal in the litterbox now
>Huh?
>Aww shit, you now see why
>A long brown turd starts to emerge from the tiny foal
>You quickly place it in the litterbox
>The turd lands in the box, crisis adverted
>You check the guide again
>"Oh, good, boy"
>"fwuffy am no boi, fwuffy am mawe fwuffy"
>Oh, sorry then
>You check the guide again, since you remember there was a section about raising female fluffies
>It says "YOU MUST ALWAYS STERILIZE FEMALES FLUFFIES IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN HAVING ANY MORE FLUFFIES"
>The warning seems pretty stern
>It also says the foals are less suceptible to these kind of operations
>Hmmm, maybe a visit to the vet?
>Or, maybe look for a DYI tutorial online?
wat do
>>684223094
>>684223577
heh
>>684213171
Just realized I've never seen Yellow, nor Green Jellenheimers.
>>684223719
kill it with a hammer
>>684223719
Diy sterilize surgery
>>684223856
Same end result, but not the same
>>684221293
Second glance that wall of text.
>>684223922
They are always red, no other color
>>684224285
True, there aren't many fluffy animations at all.
>>684224498
Egor's animations are always senseless, but I love them anyway
>>684223094
Because /b/-tier flufffags are rampantly adamant about being considered separate from "bronies". If Fluffybooru had as many people dedicated to "fluffifying everything" as bronies in general did, the whole thing wouldn't have stagnated like it has.
You guys did this to yourselves.
>>684223719
Take it to the vet.
>>684224099
That would mean game over.
>>684224171
You might kill it which would be game over.
>>684211877
If it's not yours and it's been posted before, it's not oc. Retard.
>>684224998
And your point is???
>>684224858
>>684224099
dubs have spoken
>>684225157
Do you want this game to end now?
>>684224766
I have never seen even ten seconds of MLP and most of us are the same, the purpose is basically the exact opposite of MLP, it's not a fetish like with bronies, and the only thing it has in common is ponies with horns, wings, or nothing. How is this brony shit?
>>684225068
Its oc when artists on 4chan take requests and then post what I requested, either way its still better than the same regurgitated booru pics that gets posted every day. Stop whining and enjoy some new content
>>684225310
Still like the diy option
>>684225668
it's still not oc unless its yours, retard
either way, thanks for the somewhat fresh content, though I think I've already seen it a few times
>>684224099
>>684224171
>You decide to try the DYI method
>You are a bit lost with the website
>It says you need a towel, check.
>And a pair of twitchers, check
>And a hammer
>A hammer?
>Well, check
>It says the fluffy should be asleep for this, so a blunt blow to the head should knock it down
>"Dont worry its totally safe"
>Well, the guide says so
>You give it a moderate blow in the head
>It drops cold into the ground
>The guide says to find a tiny spot above the cervix
>You make a cut and pull what you find inside
>wait a minute, this guide makes no sense
>You reach the comment section and what you find makes you sweat
>"PLEASE DONT TRY THIS TUTORIAL, THIS IS A CLEAR TROLL ATEMPT, TAKE YOUR FLUFFY TO A PROFESSIONAL"
>You feel bad
>You start to move the fluffy to see if it responds
>Nope, dead by trauma
>Bastard, it made it seem so legit
>You've never deleted your system32 before, but now something similar happened, you got bamboozled
>You sigh
>Well, you already have everything acustomed to take care of a fluffy
>You decide to dump the fluffy on the trash next to the father
>It was meant to happen, you should never interfere with nature
>You head to the shelter to buy a spewed male fluffy this time
END
>>684224692
What ever happened to him?
>>684215661
Shape it into wanting revenge for exile from its mother, have it break her mentally
>>684226747
he stopped posting :^(
Should I make a new thread? This one looks like it's about to die.
>>684226964
At least he posted a video on YouTube with sound, solo much better when you can hear the fluffy suffering
>>684227113
Wait for it to die?
>>684227113
No need
>>>/trash/2663387
>>684227113
Nope, mods will just delete it, wait for this thread to hit image limit first. Mods are haters when I comes to fluffy threads
>>684227366
>>684227287
WHAT THE FUCK? HOW THE FUCK? WHEN THE FUCK?
>>684203189
>>684227456
Not really unlike in 2013 when one mod b& people create fluffy threads. Now they tolerate this, i guess
>>684227569
>>684227681
Hi
>>684227677
what, thrash?
>>684227677
That thread is slow as fuck, its been going on for the last few days
>>684227677
>WHAT
A fluffy thread free of angry /b/tards
>HOW
I guess gookmoot made the board some time after he took the throne
>WHEN
The thread was posted approx 9 days ago
>>684227287
I like the /trash/ threads, but they serve a different purpose than the /b/ threads.
>>684206854
I love it
>>684228054
Some fluffy threads on trash still get spammed, its brony and furry central. although I think trash may have a higher image limit
fags
>>684227993
Thats actually good
>>684204172
>>684228631
Niggers
>>684228631
>>684208282
Nice OC, but learn use proper fluffy lingo dude. Otherwise it smacks of "nothing personnel kid" OC
>>684228767
>uncle
This shit is hilarious.
Anyone want to raid Omegle with fluffspeak?
fags
>>684229124
Not really
>>684227904
Quickhorn has the most abusable fluffies, I just want to kick those fat fucks.
>>684229168
Niggers
>>684211818
>>684228767
uncle petes bad huggies
>>684229267
Who is that?
>>684229184
>>684229491
>>684229398
You don't want to know
>>684209844
Jesus,Mary and Joseph thats the best OC ive ever fucking read
>>684229519
>>684229609
>>684229609
>>684229491
>fwaffey
Kek
>>684209785
Yeah, removing fluffspeak from a charactor and then making him the ultimate badass killing machine who is better than all the other fluffs reeks of a twelve year old's fan character who can totally kick Goku's ass
>>684229904
I think it's a hell of a lot better with the context of the story Berserk, and if you interpret it as an adaption of that
it's not though, so I'm going to have to agree, good art or not
>>684229904
With a power level over 9000!!!
fags
>>684230576
Niggers
>>684210148
I liked fluffies better when they weren't scheming and malicious, just dumb and trusting.
>>684229904
>fluffy going to jail
Men get arrested, dogs get put down.
>>684231086
And fluffies suffer endlessly
>>684232409
Who's the artist?
>>684232858
fillialcacaphony
>>684233473
Thanks
I know I keep posting the same part, but fuck it, I'm almost done anyways.
Aristocracy by DarkDefender. Please give me feedback.
>Walk through park everyday.
>Owner of park lets pet fluffies run free.
>No other fluffies allowed.
>Completely spoiled smarty little fucktards.
>Wouldn't know spaghetti from curly red hair.
>"GO AWAY DUMMEH HOOMIN! GIT SOWWY POOPIES!" just for walking by.
>Nothing anyone can do with having charges pressed against them.
>Always steal people's stuff.
>Have taken away peoples food because it was the same color as them.
>Red one takes strawberries and cherries, blue takes blueberries, etc.
>Will poop on anything brown.
>If you sneak your fluffy into the park, expect it to get abused like no tomorrow.
>One day, park owner dies.
>Fluffies still outside when it happens.
>They don't listen to people trying to tell them the news.
>"DUMMEH HOOMIN! DADDEH MAKES MOWE MONEY A DAY THAN YUO MAKE A YEAWW!"
>*blows raspberries*
>Come up with idea to get revenge on the little shitrats.
>Dress up as butler.
>"Hello, fluffies. Your father has asked me to bring you home."
>Don't even address them by their names.
>Dumb shitrats believe you.
>"Otay Butwew! Hewwman come wif yoo!"
>Find out their names are Herman, Baxter, Percival, Fletcher, Ephraim, and Eleonora.
>Get them into shitty cages.
>Can't even tell they aren't their own cages.
>Pass their estate.
>"Wheww goin, Mistah Butwew?"
>disgonbegud.gif
>>684234086
Bump for more
>>684234086
Part Two.
>Drive home.
>"Wheww awe we, nice mistah?"
>Don't say a word.
>Go to your storm shelter.
>Open up the doors and open Ephraim's cage
>Throw him in, he hits the wall and breaks his horn
>"Why Butwew meanie?", "Huhuhuuu, Ephwaim gud fwuffy!", and "STOOPI BUTWEW GIT WOWSTEST SOWWY POOPIES!"
>Throw each one in the same way.
>Come down into shelter only to be treated to Percival trying to bite through your dress shoes.
>"MEANIE BUTWEW GIT FOOTIE OWWIES!"
>Sucker punch Percival multiple times.
>Still doesn't let go.
>Grab him by the throat.
>Squeeze softly at first, then gradually get stronger and stronger.
>You stare deeply into the sky blue stallion's eyes.
>You see pain, fear, and regret.
>If he could speak, he'd be frantically crying "SO SOWWY MISTAH! AM BE GUD FWUFFY NOW! PWEESE WET GO!"
>But he can't speak.
>He can only wheeze and thrash about as you slowly crush his windpipe.
>His eyes start bleeding.
>He starts gurgling on his own blood.
>Before you let go, give one last good squeeze.
>As soon as you drop him, he runs into the nearest wall and spasms violently while frantically wheezing out "wan die."
>Fortunately doesn't die yet.
>Then there were four.
>>684234399
Aww shit, check them dubs, son. Part 3.
>The fluffies are now properly scared of you.
>Not Baxter, though.
>"WHEWW AWE BAXTEWS BESTEST SKETTIES?! GIB SKETTIES RI NAO MEANIE BUTWEW! YOU WOWSTEST BUTWEW EBAH!"
>Tries to gore you with his pathetic horn.
>"Bestest Sketties are made with the bestest, most expensive ingredients, right?"
>Hear mumblings of Baxter being such a brave smarty.
>"YES! NOW GET CWACKIN'!"
>"Well, I need to tenderize the meat first."
>Grab a sledgehammer off the wall and smash Baxter's lower half as he turns away with a smug grin.
>"AHHHH! NU AM MEATBAWW MEAT!"
>"Well you said most expensive! You guys have to be worth 100 Grand each!"
>Continue smashing until it looks like he's been ran over from the neck down with a steamroller.
>Still slightly alive, though now thoroughly derped from the sheer pain.
>"huhuhuu, wowstest owwies ebah."
>Smash his skull, showering the little critters in gore and brain matter.
>"Pwease Mistah, no wan' sketties no mo!"
>"Aww, but I make it so well! I promise you that it'll be exquisite!"
>Scoop up Baxter's flattened body.
>Take it upstairs and cook it into spaghetti sauce.
>Take the pot downstairs.
>Pretend to trip and throw scalding hot spaghetti onto fluffies.
>"WAAAAAAAAH! WOWSTEST BUWNIE HUWTIES! NU WIKE! NU WIKE!"
>They all scamper about in immense pain.
>"Sorry, I tend to go overboard on the pepper."
Bump With Jellenheimer.
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>>684235426
Why are their no stories involving jellenheimers? They are the nemesis to fluffies
>>684226154
TELL THE STORY OF THE SPAYED MARE!
autosage time, somebody make new bread
>>684236103
No, mods won't allow it
>>684236201
has to completely die now? fucking retarded
>>684236254
Yup
