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It's Friday night anon... why aren't you going out tonight to have some fun with your girlfriend?

Feels thread? Feels thread.
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>>684196916
I don't have a girlfriend, actually I am a gay in denial right now. >.< (I don't want to be gay)
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>>684196916
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Because shes annoying and is being a little bitch.
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>>684197441
how about just stop worrying about it, if someone asks just say you dont think youre anything you just go where you feel at the time

doesnt really matter anyway you're still a faggot
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>>684198
Yeah I know I am a faggot... not sure what to do ;-;
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>>684199235
meant this to send towards this: >>684198926
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because GF dumped me saying she had to move back home to take care of elderly grandmother (likely story)
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>>684199235
Well you can start by sucking dicks or fucking asses.

>Pollock-fucking anon here
>Nicola got home late.
>Super tired from work.
>Give her a nice backrub and kisses.
>She goes to sleep.
>I come out here to watch a movie.
God damn my life is good.
>Also yes I have been on 4chan all day, it's my day off, blow me.
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my boyfriend works from 10:30 PM - 6 AM. I'm the girlfriend rip me in bed reading Fallout fanfiction
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>>684196916
Screw a girlfriend. I'm studying for an Econ mid-term on Monday, and I'm going to brush up on some Japanese for this year's JLPT (I'm taking N3 this time).

I actually haven't had a gf since 2005, and she was a total cow (in more ways than one). I've learned a lot about women and relationships since then, and let me just say...I'm sure as hell glad I'm single. I can do whatever the hell I want whenever the hell I want, and I don't have to tell anyone where I'm going or what I'm going to do when I get there. Why, I could go get a pizza and eat the whole thing right now if I wanted, even though I'm lactose intolerant now. Later, I'll watch some Star Trek and read until I pass out. Got this whole on-campus loft to myself until June.

I love the solitude and the silence/peace it brings. You have to learn to love it.
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>>684197690
>>>/x/
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>>684196916
I live with her. But i i guess neither of us went out
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>>684196916
No GF. No money either.

FML
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>>684199966
wheres this from?
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>>684199966

How's learning Japanese been, do you know the basics or is it really hard to even speak without someone else conversing with you?
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>Be overweight little bitch
>Lose 145 lbs and counting
>Decent looking human being
>Still little confidence in talking to women because I never tried when I was a fat shithead
>Managed to ask a girl to prom (I'm 18 inb4 underage b&)
>I might still make it /b/ros
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>>684200285
Found it on /b/ earlier in thread I made about
>what's the point in dating?
I essentially asked what do relationships benefit for men (other than sex).

>>684200356
It gives my life purpose. I'm conversational and have passed the N4. I started in a foreign country though, and let's just say that it's been one hell of an adventure.
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Hi /b/ europeanAnon here just came from club Imma still on pills dunno how 2 sleep halp me what 2 do.
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>>684197441
Fag
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>>684196916
because i have to work all weekend
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>>684199821
Hey Pollak, Ausfag here saying enjoy your day off
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>>684199966
This video is literally rage inducing. She goes on to leave the husband at altar for no apparent reason, manages to fuck and screw every guy possible, whore around and then says fuck men. Lmao what.
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Circuits test tomorrow, plus she sucked me off 24 hours ago
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>>684201155
Yep, and that's exactly how modern western women behave. I normally don't agree with rappers or anyone who worships them, but they were right on the money when they yelled,
>BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS
&&
>Deez hoes ain't loyal
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>>684201155
die cis scum
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>>684196916
whats it mean to go out? where should I even take her?
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It's ok OP.
I've already come to terms with myself that I will be that one average clown always there to cheer people up when they're feeling down. Yet, forever be a lonely virgin left to die and rot alone. A price I must pay for my past decisions like a curse.
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I'm detoxing from marijuana, and took a niacin pill, and you absolutely should not drink on that. I have roughly 10 drinks a day and my liver is fucked. I feel like shit
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>>684196916
I don't have a girlfriend
I have never had one
I probably never will
I love the idea of being romantic
But I doubt it's right for me
At least if anything I've encountered so far can be trusted
The only time I get sad about it is when I meet a sweet girl, so I just try to avoid them
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>>684200633
So apart from sex what was the concensus ?
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>>684196916
>
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>>684201916
Well, other than the insults on my person from angry feminons and Miserably-Married-Men, it was pretty much: nothing. Unless a man is willing to be little more than support, women generally don't want anything to do with him; marriage is an institution created to benefit women and society. Men get nothing in return other than sex and delusions of "companionship."

Instead of a wife, get a pet dog and a sex doll, and wait for android wives.
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>>684202436
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Got ruined by a girl that I dated for about 4 years, both lost virginity to each other, fun stuff like that. Haven't dated since we broke up 2 years ago.
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>>684201817
rehab from mj sucks dicks tbh, I but I suggest you should start hobby or smthin start drawin or idk smthin related 2 family, best way to go through detox from mj is going to gym and playing with kids from ur family * liek sisters child or nephiew or some cousins best way to forget everything and feel like child no matter how old*
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>>684203029
same here but she still loves me and I ruined her. she started takin speed and crystals now she is after rehab, giving me skype calls since 3 days in a row.
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>>684202228
Yes, that's along the line of thought I had. I'm one of the lucky ones. My happy girlfriend has two kids, I hate kids and had a visectomy when I was 27 20 years ago. She had them 1 week on 1 week off. We only catch up ever second week. It works well.
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>>684196916
Tonight I'm studying for finals, hopefully end the night with some video games. Tomorrow night I have a second date with this girl. Definitely looking forward to tomorrow.
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>just got fired
>dont have girlfriend
>why even bother
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>>684196916
Because shes working while I play League of Legends
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I'm on call for my First Aid Squad
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>>684203470
Two kids, my god. But, at least you're not the father of either of them. My ex-gf from 11 years ago is now married with two kids (and like 300 lbs). And I'm NOT the father. I feel bad for the man who is though; he has to pay for all that and her. Meanwhile, I'm just sitting here, listening to 80s music and trying to decide which Star Trek novels to start.

I'm thinking Enterprise, since that particular series was kinda boring.
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>>684196916
I'm at Camp Ripley waiting for this weekend's drill
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>>684203872
Dodged a bullet. Well done.
To me it's The Next Gen or is nothing.
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>>684204528
I see.
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gf lives 280 miles away when we aren't in school... she's really mad at me lately and thinks I haven't been talking to her because she thinks I think she's a waste of time (I dont)
not gonna lie anons, really worried she's gonna leave me soon, or just cheat on me
She's a lot better looking and knows a lot of guys back where she is from, she used to get around a lot, not sleeping with a lot of guys (I dont think?) but all kinds of blows and handjobs
athlete too
>tfw this all happened before
I dont want to be alone guys...
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>>684196916
I am going out tonight to have some fun with my girlfriend. We're gonna go see Captain America Civil War.
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>>684197441
The cock is enjoyable, anon; just stop fighting it. But why don't you want to be gay anon?

>>684203029
I feel this

>>684202228
You sound comically angry
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>>684196916
Because she left me 5 months ago due to me being too much of a beta fuck being overwhelmed by life and what not and changing from the alpha guy i used to be when she fell in love with me. She left me for someone else because she quite literally got bored of me and me being a fucking pussy; i feel like i am so much less than a man and these past 5 months have been a depressing and lonely hell for me..
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>>684206014
I kind of am...but not really. I walk around now with my shades on and music in my ear, not caring either way about whatever women (or men) I encounter or bypass as I'm walking. Kinda self-centered, but don't really care anymore. A wolf doesn't concern himself with the opinions and negative views of sheep (those who are in relationships and/or constantly make fun of me for my hobbies).
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>>684202228
Will be doing this as soon as the first model rips someone's dick off and then they release the next one.
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>>684207246
That's good thinking; NEVER buy new tech right when it comes out. If you do, you're basically a bug tester for the company...for free.

I feel the Chinese one here would be programmed to do that on purpose.
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>>684203029
Samefag here, adding on to what I said because I could use some help. I want to forget her, Anons. Part of me hates her, but part of me still kind of loves her. I often see her in dreams as if we never broke up like things used to be, then I just wake up depressed and angry. What do I do?
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>>684206418
At least you can still do things. I lost the ability to work out and can barely do light physical activity for 20 minutes. Get fucking ripped and start saying fuck everything.
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>>684207778
Dedicate yourself to your hobbies, and/or gain new ones. If there's something you've been wanting to learn but haven't started, START NOW. Do it. Language learning, computer programming, art, working out, whatever it takes. Just stop thinking about her. Listen to some new music if you have to.
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>>684207470
Kek, I'd fucking set a chinese doll on fire mang. They're not known for their superior material standards.
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>>684208236
C'mon. Can you really set this face on fire?
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>>684207987
It's hard doing anything really.. i don't know when time passes and when i realize it's been 5 whole months since she left me i kind of panic and get this despair feeling. It's really hard to cope with the fact that it's over and truth is that she was the only good thing i ever had, and when she left, she left me with nothing.
So how do i move on if there's nothing to move on to?
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>>684208618
FUcking chinese sarah palin... I'd do it and then record it for those with a melting fetish
>>684208932
I feel you man. I hate to relate but I get this stupid ass shit where If I see even a message from my oneites I have dumb dreams about it. Shit kinda scabs over and you gradually forget about it for real. But in the meantime, I'm telling you the best thing that helped me is to just jog. Trot like a fucking douche. And when you feel like shit keep jogging. If you keep focusing on that it takes the edge off things..

Damn I miss running
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>>684208932
stop being a faggot, problem solved.
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>>684197591
Curse of Monkey Island! I fucking love that game
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Is it pathetic to be 19 and still living at home?
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Shes dead.
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>>684210223
meh here in Mexico people live at home until they are more than 30.
Italians and spaniard do the same too.

Don't worry too much about this kind of shit and try to be happy and enjoy what you have
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my girlfriend is at her house spending time with her father and im in my room high and drunk on shit whiskey.
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Because she left me Monday after being together for 2 years...
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>>684210428
As someone who is 26 and at home, this makes me feel less like a piece of shit. Only slightly though.
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>>684196916
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>>684210223
Not really if you have a job
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>>684210775
honestly, anon, unless your parents are on your case about moving out, who the fuck cares? Free room and board is about the best gig you can get. Keep saving and you'll eventually have enough to do your thing in time. Or inherit the house when they die.
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