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anon,
how do you make/keep a woman happy ?
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>>684195978
Have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
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>>684195978
have money

/thread
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>>684196149
underrated post
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>>684196149
Yes
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>>684195978
Small word, long sentence.

Penis.
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>>684196149
Bullshit. Richard Pryor had a chocolate dick that ejaculated money and his wife still left him.
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>>684195978
Stay single.
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>>684196149
10 year old post
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>>684196417
Not chocolate asshole, tar penis, big difference.
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Money
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>>684196599
And still valid today
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>>684195978
Trick questron

Wimmens will nevar bee happy

EVAR

Save yer own money for yer own happiness'es

Da Bitches never be happie
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Chocolate money made out of penises.
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>>684195978
they'll be happy if they feel they're better off than their friends
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Chocolate money made out of money
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>>684195978
First things first - get all your advice from /b/, not from real life experience.
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>>684196417
Didn't say it had to be the same money ejaculating chocolate penis.
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>>684196217
>/threads own post
son, you just went full retard
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>>684195978
Not sure why you motherfuckers ask for our advice but here's mine I guess.

MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICK
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>>684196979
/thread

also, money and status
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>>684195978
/thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0
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>>684195978
Depends on the woman, op. Usually it's much easier to keep women happy than girls. Girls GENERALLY want to pretend they're in a real life long relationship, they don't understand that they're young and ready to easily move on to another mate until they've played the field and seen what the opposite sex like.
Women, however, GENERALLY have played the field and know what they want. If you fuck her and give her a little attention she'll hang around without much prompting. Women just want a guy who will fuck them ok enough and be nice enough to consider them a friend, and won't fuck around on them like they did to previous guys.

It's simple anon. If you want a girlfriend, always be prepared for the possibility that she's going to gravitate to some other guy and there's nothing you can do but make it harder for you and her. But, if you want a woman, just fuck her and try to treat her like you would a good friend and she's yours for life.

These are general rules. There are exceptions, but never go out hoping for the exception, there's an enormous chance you'll only be deeply disappointed.

Source: I'm 46 and have been in a 16 year long, happy relationship with my best friend. Shew worships me and I'm happy to put up with her.
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>>684198337
so she sucked off a hundred guys before she came to beta you, is that it?
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>>684198755
Something like that. Good luck spending your life with a woman who hasn't, though. They're all pretty much sluts until they're mature and find someone that makes them feel secure.
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>>684196217
kill yourself
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>>684195978
lavish her with gifts, compliment her all the time, and fuck her until she can't walk straight.
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>>684198940
sure buddy
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>>684198755
Only teenagers on 4chan worry about that Alpha/Beta bullshit.
"Waah, I'm beta"
It's just an excuse to not man the fuck up and do what needss to be done. You've bbeen coddled. You don't hear these "Alphas" talking about being Alpha, do you? Because they know it's bullshit, too. All they did was man the fuck up. I swear you kids in here are worse than the tumblrette snowflakes with your excuses for not going and getting what you want. Grow the fuck up already.
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no idear
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>>684199872
man up?

>work your ass off so she can buy useless shit
>get dragged in her whole baby adventure
>risking your ass by getting loans for a bigger house
>risking to lose your kids if she ever decides to fuck off

no thanks. They tasted what else is out there. And no one will blame them for anything.
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>>684195978
Have a 12 inch chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
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>>684200960
Those are all your decision, anon. Make shit decisions, get shit results.
Don't lay your weak ass shit on someone else. You aren't a special snowflake.
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>>684195978
>>684195978
sauce please, on the gif
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>>684195978
Pay her $200+ and tell her to take a taxi home.
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